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Rule:
No answers are ever wrong.
Question
1. If you were a country, which country would you be?
2. A man has two sons and one daughter, but no wife. He has a sister and no mother. What is his favourite fruit?
3. You are not a number. Discuss.
4. 'Don't bring me down' sang Radiohead, but what do you like about Australia?
5. People fall in love all the time. If you were a love heart sweet, what writing would you have?
6. Men and women always complain about the other half having it lucky, but what part of the human body do you like best?
7. One Hannibal famously said 'I love it when a plan comes together', another rode elephants and yet another liked the taste of human flesh, but what colour do you like best?
8. Xbox, Playstation, Gamecube. They are all consoles. This is a fact. What's your favourite fact?
9. The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round. There is no subliminal message in the preceeding text. You can leave this question blank or write something here.
10. Many people have tried to answer the big question, what is the meaning of life? but most have failed. With this in mind, what biscuits do you like?
Rule:
No answers are ever wrong.
Question
1. If you were a country, which country would you be?
2. A man has two sons and one daughter, but no wife. He has a sister and no mother. What is his favourite fruit?
3. You are not a number. Discuss.
4. 'Don't bring me down' sang Radiohead, but what do you like about Australia?
5. People fall in love all the time. If you were a love heart sweet, what writing would you have?
6. Men and women always complain about the other half having it lucky, but what part of the human body do you like best?
7. One Hannibal famously said 'I love it when a plan comes together', another rode elephants and yet another liked the taste of human flesh, but what colour do you like best?
8. Xbox, Playstation, Gamecube. They are all consoles. This is a fact. What's your favourite fact?
9. The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round. There is no subliminal message in the preceeding text. You can leave this question blank or write something here.
10. Many people have tried to answer the big question, what is the meaning of life? but most have failed. With this in mind, what biscuits do you like?
> 1. If you were a country, which country would you be?
Seeing as I'm a student and therefore a lazy drunk, I'll continue the stereotyping and say Ireland.
> 2. A man has two sons and one daughter, but no wife. He has a
> sister and no mother. What is his favourite fruit?
Graham Norton.
> 3. You are not a number. Discuss.
I'm a free man, and the subject of the third song on The Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden.
> 4. 'Don't bring me down' sang Radiohead, but what do you like
> about Australia?
The fact we make better beer than them, and have something to gloat about when we lose to them at various sports.
And kangaroos.
> 5. People fall in love all the time. If you were a love heart
> sweet, what writing would you have?
"Ahoy, prepare to be boarded". In gothic text.
> 6. Men and women always complain about the other half having it
> lucky, but what part of the human body do you like best?
Depends whose body it is, really.
> 7. One Hannibal famously said 'I love it when a plan comes
> together', another rode elephants and yet another liked the taste
> of human flesh, but what colour do you like best?
Black, or navy blue. And stains of my enemies' blood if I've been listening to Manowar.
> 8. Xbox, Playstation, Gamecube. They are all consoles. This is
> a fact. What's your favourite fact?
The average person's yearly fast food intake contains thirteen pubic hairs.
> 9. The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round. There is no
> subliminal message in the preceeding text. You can leave this
> question blank or write something here.
They don't in Norwich city centre very much due to the traffic.
> 10. Many people have tried to answer the big question, what is
> the meaning of life? but most have failed. With this in mind,
> what biscuits do you like?
As many as possible. Such as party rings, bourbons, cheddars, chocolate gingernuts.
Seeing as I'm a student and therefore a lazy drunk, I'll continue the stereotyping and say Ireland.
> 2. A man has two sons and one daughter, but no wife. He has a
> sister and no mother. What is his favourite fruit?
Graham Norton.
> 3. You are not a number. Discuss.
I'm a free man, and the subject of the third song on The Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden.
> 4. 'Don't bring me down' sang Radiohead, but what do you like
> about Australia?
The fact we make better beer than them, and have something to gloat about when we lose to them at various sports.
And kangaroos.
> 5. People fall in love all the time. If you were a love heart
> sweet, what writing would you have?
"Ahoy, prepare to be boarded". In gothic text.
> 6. Men and women always complain about the other half having it
> lucky, but what part of the human body do you like best?
Depends whose body it is, really.
> 7. One Hannibal famously said 'I love it when a plan comes
> together', another rode elephants and yet another liked the taste
> of human flesh, but what colour do you like best?
Black, or navy blue. And stains of my enemies' blood if I've been listening to Manowar.
> 8. Xbox, Playstation, Gamecube. They are all consoles. This is
> a fact. What's your favourite fact?
The average person's yearly fast food intake contains thirteen pubic hairs.
> 9. The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round. There is no
> subliminal message in the preceeding text. You can leave this
> question blank or write something here.
They don't in Norwich city centre very much due to the traffic.
> 10. Many people have tried to answer the big question, what is
> the meaning of life? but most have failed. With this in mind,
> what biscuits do you like?
As many as possible. Such as party rings, bourbons, cheddars, chocolate gingernuts.
Question
1. If you were a country, which country would you be?
All this talk of genitalia is making me Hungary.
2. A man has two sons and one daughter, but no wife. He has a
sister and no mother. What is his favourite fruit?
Bananas, he has turned erotic for males after the horrors of not having sex for twenty years.
3. You are not a number. Discuss.
I'm #1 rendering your argument taboo and sexual.
4. 'Don't bring me down' sang Radiohead, but what do you like
about Australia?
Koala bears because if you drank their blood, I reckon it would taste like Kia-ora.
5. People fall in love all the time. If you were a love heart
sweet, what writing would you have?
You're my gooey compadre.
6. Men and women always complain about the other half having it
lucky, but what part of the human body do you like best?
Skin cell #183789237894
7. One Hannibal famously said 'I love it when a plan comes
together', another rode elephants and yet another liked the taste
of human flesh, but what colour do you like best?
Colour, I never liked the American spelling.
8. Xbox, Playstation, Gamecube. They are all consoles. This is
a fact. What's your favourite fact?
Artifacts.
9. The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round. There is no
subliminal message in the preceeding text. You can leave this
question blank or write something here.
The Wheels were actually a famous gang of bandits who roamed the London System of Transportation swinging people over their heads until the swingees vomited intestinal fluids out of their armpit follicles.
10. Many people have tried to answer the big question, what is
the meaning of life? but most have failed. With this in mind,
what biscuits do you like?
Scooby Snacks, and while we are on that subject. What was with Scoobys voice? he always used to say "Raggggy". Was he born that way or did he suffer a terrible stroke?
Discuss
xx
1. If you were a country, which country would you be?
All this talk of genitalia is making me Hungary.
2. A man has two sons and one daughter, but no wife. He has a
sister and no mother. What is his favourite fruit?
Bananas, he has turned erotic for males after the horrors of not having sex for twenty years.
3. You are not a number. Discuss.
I'm #1 rendering your argument taboo and sexual.
4. 'Don't bring me down' sang Radiohead, but what do you like
about Australia?
Koala bears because if you drank their blood, I reckon it would taste like Kia-ora.
5. People fall in love all the time. If you were a love heart
sweet, what writing would you have?
You're my gooey compadre.
6. Men and women always complain about the other half having it
lucky, but what part of the human body do you like best?
Skin cell #183789237894
7. One Hannibal famously said 'I love it when a plan comes
together', another rode elephants and yet another liked the taste
of human flesh, but what colour do you like best?
Colour, I never liked the American spelling.
8. Xbox, Playstation, Gamecube. They are all consoles. This is
a fact. What's your favourite fact?
Artifacts.
9. The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round. There is no
subliminal message in the preceeding text. You can leave this
question blank or write something here.
The Wheels were actually a famous gang of bandits who roamed the London System of Transportation swinging people over their heads until the swingees vomited intestinal fluids out of their armpit follicles.
10. Many people have tried to answer the big question, what is
the meaning of life? but most have failed. With this in mind,
what biscuits do you like?
Scooby Snacks, and while we are on that subject. What was with Scoobys voice? he always used to say "Raggggy". Was he born that way or did he suffer a terrible stroke?
Discuss
xx
1. If you were a country, which country would you be?
Greece - just love the place
2. A man has two sons and one daughter, but no wife. He has a
sister and no mother. What is his favourite fruit?
A gooseberry
3. You are not a number.
I was the last time I was asked:)
4. 'Don't bring me down' sang Radiohead, but what do you like
about Australia?
It's a long way away
5. People fall in love all the time. If you were a love heart
sweet, what writing would you have?
Forever yours
6. Men and women always complain about the other half having it
lucky, but what part of the human body do you like best?
The 'other half's body'
7. One Hannibal famously said 'I love it when a plan comes
together', another rode elephants and yet another liked the taste
of human flesh, but what colour do you like best?
Blue
8. Xbox, Playstation, Gamecube. They are all consoles. This is
a fact. What's your favourite fact?
Day always follows night
9. The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round. There is no
subliminal message in the preceeding text. You can leave this
question blank or write something here.
So do the wheels on all vehicles
10. Many people have tried to answer the big question, what is
the meaning of life? but most have failed. With this in mind,
what biscuits do you like?
Dark chocolate digestives
Greece - just love the place
2. A man has two sons and one daughter, but no wife. He has a
sister and no mother. What is his favourite fruit?
A gooseberry
3. You are not a number.
I was the last time I was asked:)
4. 'Don't bring me down' sang Radiohead, but what do you like
about Australia?
It's a long way away
5. People fall in love all the time. If you were a love heart
sweet, what writing would you have?
Forever yours
6. Men and women always complain about the other half having it
lucky, but what part of the human body do you like best?
The 'other half's body'
7. One Hannibal famously said 'I love it when a plan comes
together', another rode elephants and yet another liked the taste
of human flesh, but what colour do you like best?
Blue
8. Xbox, Playstation, Gamecube. They are all consoles. This is
a fact. What's your favourite fact?
Day always follows night
9. The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round. There is no
subliminal message in the preceeding text. You can leave this
question blank or write something here.
So do the wheels on all vehicles
10. Many people have tried to answer the big question, what is
the meaning of life? but most have failed. With this in mind,
what biscuits do you like?
Dark chocolate digestives
> Question
> 1. If you were a country, which country would you be?
I would be my own country, and by that i mean i'd probably invade New Zealand, should be easy, all-female government. I'll just offer them some chocolate cake for it.
> 2. A man has two sons and one daughter, but no wife. He has a
> sister and no mother. What is his favourite fruit?
I dont know this man but i'm going to guess the fruit of human kindness, seeing as he wife left/died and left him with 3 kids.
> 3. You are not a number. Discuss.
To some i am, to others i am just text
> 4. 'Don't bring me down' sang Radiohead, but what do you like
> about Australia?
It makes a good base point for my invasion of New Zealand
> 5. People fall in love all the time. If you were a love heart
> sweet, what writing would you have?
Bite or suck?
> 6. Men and women always complain about the other half having it
> lucky, but what part of the human body do you like best?
I would have said eyes but i have a pair myself so i'll say boobs
> 7. One Hannibal famously said 'I love it when a plan comes
> together', another rode elephants and yet another liked the taste
> of human flesh, but what colour do you like best?
Black
> 8. Xbox, Playstation, Gamecube. They are all consoles. This is
> a fact. What's your favourite fact?
The eternal certainty of causality.
> 9. The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round. There is no
> subliminal message in the preceeding text. You can leave this
> question blank or write something here.
Hmmm
Well going on from the last question i'd like to remind people that there are consequences not only in action but in innaction.
> 10. Many people have tried to answer the big question, what is
> the meaning of life? but most have failed. With this in mind,
> what biscuits do you like?
Custard creams.
> 1. If you were a country, which country would you be?
I would be my own country, and by that i mean i'd probably invade New Zealand, should be easy, all-female government. I'll just offer them some chocolate cake for it.
> 2. A man has two sons and one daughter, but no wife. He has a
> sister and no mother. What is his favourite fruit?
I dont know this man but i'm going to guess the fruit of human kindness, seeing as he wife left/died and left him with 3 kids.
> 3. You are not a number. Discuss.
To some i am, to others i am just text
> 4. 'Don't bring me down' sang Radiohead, but what do you like
> about Australia?
It makes a good base point for my invasion of New Zealand
> 5. People fall in love all the time. If you were a love heart
> sweet, what writing would you have?
Bite or suck?
> 6. Men and women always complain about the other half having it
> lucky, but what part of the human body do you like best?
I would have said eyes but i have a pair myself so i'll say boobs
> 7. One Hannibal famously said 'I love it when a plan comes
> together', another rode elephants and yet another liked the taste
> of human flesh, but what colour do you like best?
Black
> 8. Xbox, Playstation, Gamecube. They are all consoles. This is
> a fact. What's your favourite fact?
The eternal certainty of causality.
> 9. The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round. There is no
> subliminal message in the preceeding text. You can leave this
> question blank or write something here.
Hmmm
Well going on from the last question i'd like to remind people that there are consequences not only in action but in innaction.
> 10. Many people have tried to answer the big question, what is
> the meaning of life? but most have failed. With this in mind,
> what biscuits do you like?
Custard creams.
1. If you were a country, which country would you be?
England
2. A man has two sons and one daughter, but no wife. He has a sister and no mother. What is his favourite fruit?
um probably an apple
3. You are not a number. Discuss.
13 (unlucky for some)
4. 'Don't bring me down' sang Radiohead, but what do you like about Australia?
That a Dingo stole my baby
5. People fall in love all the time. If you were a love heart sweet, what writing would you have?
Give me a Beer
6. Men and women always complain about the other half having it lucky, but what part of the human body do you like best?
...boobs?
7. One Hannibal famously said 'I love it when a plan comes together', another rode elephants and yet another liked the taste of human flesh, but what colour do you like best?
White & Blue
8. Xbox, Playstation, Gamecube. They are all consoles. This is a fact. What's your favourite fact?
That sex panther perfuume, 60% of the time, works everytime.
9. The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round. There is no subliminal message in the preceeding text. You can leave this question blank or write something here.
...boobs
10. Many people have tried to answer the big question, what is the meaning of life? but most have failed. With this in mind, what biscuits do you like?
Party Rings!
England
2. A man has two sons and one daughter, but no wife. He has a sister and no mother. What is his favourite fruit?
um probably an apple
3. You are not a number. Discuss.
13 (unlucky for some)
4. 'Don't bring me down' sang Radiohead, but what do you like about Australia?
That a Dingo stole my baby
5. People fall in love all the time. If you were a love heart sweet, what writing would you have?
Give me a Beer
6. Men and women always complain about the other half having it lucky, but what part of the human body do you like best?
...boobs?
7. One Hannibal famously said 'I love it when a plan comes together', another rode elephants and yet another liked the taste of human flesh, but what colour do you like best?
White & Blue
8. Xbox, Playstation, Gamecube. They are all consoles. This is a fact. What's your favourite fact?
That sex panther perfuume, 60% of the time, works everytime.
9. The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round. There is no subliminal message in the preceeding text. You can leave this question blank or write something here.
...boobs
10. Many people have tried to answer the big question, what is the meaning of life? but most have failed. With this in mind, what biscuits do you like?
Party Rings!
Question
1. Russia, so I could see what the Sneaky Bliters are up to.
2. That's got to be Watermelons
3. I am a person! ROOAAAARRR!
4. The Minogue sisters
5. 'Eat for a treat'
6. Probably the breasts. There's a close contender though.
7. Black.... of course.
8. If you walked past the population of China one by one, you would never reach the end of the line due to their high population and birth rate.
9. If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our CLUB.
10. Oreos, also sometimes partial to a few chocy hobnobs.
1. Russia, so I could see what the Sneaky Bliters are up to.
2. That's got to be Watermelons
3. I am a person! ROOAAAARRR!
4. The Minogue sisters
5. 'Eat for a treat'
6. Probably the breasts. There's a close contender though.
7. Black.... of course.
8. If you walked past the population of China one by one, you would never reach the end of the line due to their high population and birth rate.
9. If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our CLUB.
10. Oreos, also sometimes partial to a few chocy hobnobs.
Are your brains fried from too many quiz questions? Try my un-knowledge quiz to unwind.
Rule:
No answers are ever wrong.
Question
1. If you were a country, which country would you be?
2. A man has two sons and one daughter, but no wife. He has a sister and no mother. What is his favourite fruit?
3. You are not a number. Discuss.
4. 'Don't bring me down' sang Radiohead, but what do you like about Australia?
5. People fall in love all the time. If you were a love heart sweet, what writing would you have?
6. Men and women always complain about the other half having it lucky, but what part of the human body do you like best?
7. One Hannibal famously said 'I love it when a plan comes together', another rode elephants and yet another liked the taste of human flesh, but what colour do you like best?
8. Xbox, Playstation, Gamecube. They are all consoles. This is a fact. What's your favourite fact?
9. The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round. There is no subliminal message in the preceeding text. You can leave this question blank or write something here.
10. Many people have tried to answer the big question, what is the meaning of life? but most have failed. With this in mind, what biscuits do you like?
Rule:
No answers are ever wrong.
Question
1. If you were a country, which country would you be?
2. A man has two sons and one daughter, but no wife. He has a sister and no mother. What is his favourite fruit?
3. You are not a number. Discuss.
4. 'Don't bring me down' sang Radiohead, but what do you like about Australia?
5. People fall in love all the time. If you were a love heart sweet, what writing would you have?
6. Men and women always complain about the other half having it lucky, but what part of the human body do you like best?
7. One Hannibal famously said 'I love it when a plan comes together', another rode elephants and yet another liked the taste of human flesh, but what colour do you like best?
8. Xbox, Playstation, Gamecube. They are all consoles. This is a fact. What's your favourite fact?
9. The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round. There is no subliminal message in the preceeding text. You can leave this question blank or write something here.
10. Many people have tried to answer the big question, what is the meaning of life? but most have failed. With this in mind, what biscuits do you like?