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A guy see's a boy getting attacked by a dog,so he runs up and starts punching and kicking to get it to let go of the boy.He punches it so much that he kills it,a reporter person comes up and says
"that was brave what you done there, let me shake you'r hand"
The guy says thanx
"I am a reporter ,Well i am a sports reporter but I will make sure you will be in the paper for this"
The Reporter carry's on talking
"what team do you like"
The guy say's Rangers
"well ! if you liked celtic I could of put BHOY SAVES BOY in the paper.but Don't worry I will think of something"
The guy wake's up the next morning and get the paper and in it it say
ORANGE B***ARD KILL'S FAMILY PET
"that was brave what you done there, let me shake you'r hand"
The guy says thanx
"I am a reporter ,Well i am a sports reporter but I will make sure you will be in the paper for this"
The Reporter carry's on talking
"what team do you like"
The guy say's Rangers
"well ! if you liked celtic I could of put BHOY SAVES BOY in the paper.but Don't worry I will think of something"
The guy wake's up the next morning and get the paper and in it it say
ORANGE B***ARD KILL'S FAMILY PET
A guy see's a boy getting attacked by a dog,so he runs up and starts punching and kicking to get it to let go of the boy.He punches it so much that he kills it,a reporter person comes up and says
"that was brave what you done there, let me shake you'r hand"
The guy says thanx
"I am a reporter ,Well i am a sports reporter but I will make sure you will be in the paper for this"
The Reporter carry's on talking
"what team do you like"
The guy say's Rangers
"well ! if you liked celtic I could of put BHOY SAVES BOY in the paper.but Don't worry I will think of something"
The guy wake's up the next morning and get the paper and in it it say
ORANGE B***ARD KILL'S FAMILY PET
"that was brave what you done there, let me shake you'r hand"
The guy says thanx
"I am a reporter ,Well i am a sports reporter but I will make sure you will be in the paper for this"
The Reporter carry's on talking
"what team do you like"
The guy say's Rangers
"well ! if you liked celtic I could of put BHOY SAVES BOY in the paper.but Don't worry I will think of something"
The guy wake's up the next morning and get the paper and in it it say
ORANGE B***ARD KILL'S FAMILY PET
What's up with the title?!?!
Knick Knack wrote:
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> dfdfefdggfj vgfgnjkj
I'm guessing you're from Scotland, anyway, good yjoke (even though you've been banned...
We are all *Laughing* now youve been banned, munky!!
hahaha!!
hahaha!!
Ha!
He was such a tw*t as well.
*wipes tear from eye*
He was such a tw*t as well.
*wipes tear from eye*
Praise the lord there is still humour in the world...those SR guys know EXACTLY who to ban...thank God.
Munky wrote:
> A guy see's a boy getting attacked by a dog,so he runs up and starts
> punching and kicking to get it to let go of the boy.He punches it so
> much that he kills it,a reporter person comes up and says
> "that was brave what you done there, let me shake you'r
> hand"
> The guy says thanx
> "I am a reporter ,Well i am a sports reporter but I will make
> sure you will be in the paper for this"
>
> The Reporter carry's on talking
>
> "what team do you like"
> The guy say's Rangers
> "well ! if you liked celtic I could of put BHOY SAVES BOY in the
> paper.but Don't worry I will think of something"
>
> The guy wake's up the next morning and get the paper and in it it
> say
> ORANGE B***ARD KILL'S FAMILY PET
i can not even be bothered to read it
> A guy see's a boy getting attacked by a dog,so he runs up and starts
> punching and kicking to get it to let go of the boy.He punches it so
> much that he kills it,a reporter person comes up and says
> "that was brave what you done there, let me shake you'r
> hand"
> The guy says thanx
> "I am a reporter ,Well i am a sports reporter but I will make
> sure you will be in the paper for this"
>
> The Reporter carry's on talking
>
> "what team do you like"
> The guy say's Rangers
> "well ! if you liked celtic I could of put BHOY SAVES BOY in the
> paper.but Don't worry I will think of something"
>
> The guy wake's up the next morning and get the paper and in it it
> say
> ORANGE B***ARD KILL'S FAMILY PET
i can not even be bothered to read it
was that a joke or a story u didn't tell us cause u was to busy typing the word HA over and over again