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The classic frog based simulation, Frogger, is being made into an epic three-film trilogy it was revealed today.
A Hollywood mogul declared that this wasn’t simply a knee jerk reaction to the imminent production of Pacman- The Movie, which he claimed as being “a ludicrous concept and we think that it is a simple marketing ploy designed to allow the bigwigs to guild their own lilies”. He also claimed that “no one will want to watch a movie based on the pill chomping exploits of a yellow Pacman (Bez from the Happy Mondays is to play the lead) when they can see a green frog hoping onto logs for several hours”. He added “the idea to make Frogger into a film has been in existence ever since the Oscar winning films Mortal Kombat, the Australian version of the aforementioned: Mortal Wombat and Super Mario proved to be so successful”.
Casting for Frogger has begun in earnest with Kevin Costner and Steve Guttenburg battling it out for the prized main role, after the first choice croaked it in a bizarre accident involving a vacuum cleaner. Costner has been quoted as saying “My affinity with water is well known and after my amazing screen performance as the Mariner in Waterworld, I am confident that I can portray the full range of emotions, which a Frog would experience when hoping onto logs and Lilly pads. I have the motivation to perform and am prepared to spend several months prior to the commencement of filming, getting into character. I will move my whole family down to Florida if necessary and we will spend our days swimming in the swamps, eating flies and being chased by Alligators. I have also began the process of stretching my tongue, attaching a bag of sugar to it with a staple gun on a nightly basis.”
Guttenburg simply stated that “I’m a desperate man, my career has sunk and I’ll do anything that pays”.
The plot is somewhat sketchy at present but it is thought that Frogger will become embroiled in a tense political situation and inadvertently be involved with preventing the World from destruction by Horse fly Armageddon. The casting agents are currently trawling through road kill sites to find maggots that have the right “star quality potential”.
If successful Frogger- The Movie will be followed by two sequels, Frogger- The Reckoning and Frogger- Son of Frogger. The later will see the introduction of Frogger’s nephew, Froggy Doo, a plucky young amphibian whose antics “will bring tears of mirth to the faces of the smiling public”.
The Frogger rap album is currently on hold until an artist capable enough to perform the aggressive hip hop-hop style, which the writers have envisaged, is unearthed.
A Hollywood mogul declared that this wasn’t simply a knee jerk reaction to the imminent production of Pacman- The Movie, which he claimed as being “a ludicrous concept and we think that it is a simple marketing ploy designed to allow the bigwigs to guild their own lilies”. He also claimed that “no one will want to watch a movie based on the pill chomping exploits of a yellow Pacman (Bez from the Happy Mondays is to play the lead) when they can see a green frog hoping onto logs for several hours”. He added “the idea to make Frogger into a film has been in existence ever since the Oscar winning films Mortal Kombat, the Australian version of the aforementioned: Mortal Wombat and Super Mario proved to be so successful”.
Casting for Frogger has begun in earnest with Kevin Costner and Steve Guttenburg battling it out for the prized main role, after the first choice croaked it in a bizarre accident involving a vacuum cleaner. Costner has been quoted as saying “My affinity with water is well known and after my amazing screen performance as the Mariner in Waterworld, I am confident that I can portray the full range of emotions, which a Frog would experience when hoping onto logs and Lilly pads. I have the motivation to perform and am prepared to spend several months prior to the commencement of filming, getting into character. I will move my whole family down to Florida if necessary and we will spend our days swimming in the swamps, eating flies and being chased by Alligators. I have also began the process of stretching my tongue, attaching a bag of sugar to it with a staple gun on a nightly basis.”
Guttenburg simply stated that “I’m a desperate man, my career has sunk and I’ll do anything that pays”.
The plot is somewhat sketchy at present but it is thought that Frogger will become embroiled in a tense political situation and inadvertently be involved with preventing the World from destruction by Horse fly Armageddon. The casting agents are currently trawling through road kill sites to find maggots that have the right “star quality potential”.
If successful Frogger- The Movie will be followed by two sequels, Frogger- The Reckoning and Frogger- Son of Frogger. The later will see the introduction of Frogger’s nephew, Froggy Doo, a plucky young amphibian whose antics “will bring tears of mirth to the faces of the smiling public”.
The Frogger rap album is currently on hold until an artist capable enough to perform the aggressive hip hop-hop style, which the writers have envisaged, is unearthed.
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The classic frog based simulation, Frogger, is being made into an epic three-film trilogy it was revealed today.
A Hollywood mogul declared that this wasn’t simply a knee jerk reaction to the imminent production of Pacman- The Movie, which he claimed as being “a ludicrous concept and we think that it is a simple marketing ploy designed to allow the bigwigs to guild their own lilies”. He also claimed that “no one will want to watch a movie based on the pill chomping exploits of a yellow Pacman (Bez from the Happy Mondays is to play the lead) when they can see a green frog hoping onto logs for several hours”. He added “the idea to make Frogger into a film has been in existence ever since the Oscar winning films Mortal Kombat, the Australian version of the aforementioned: Mortal Wombat and Super Mario proved to be so successful”.
Casting for Frogger has begun in earnest with Kevin Costner and Steve Guttenburg battling it out for the prized main role, after the first choice croaked it in a bizarre accident involving a vacuum cleaner. Costner has been quoted as saying “My affinity with water is well known and after my amazing screen performance as the Mariner in Waterworld, I am confident that I can portray the full range of emotions, which a Frog would experience when hoping onto logs and Lilly pads. I have the motivation to perform and am prepared to spend several months prior to the commencement of filming, getting into character. I will move my whole family down to Florida if necessary and we will spend our days swimming in the swamps, eating flies and being chased by Alligators. I have also began the process of stretching my tongue, attaching a bag of sugar to it with a staple gun on a nightly basis.”
Guttenburg simply stated that “I’m a desperate man, my career has sunk and I’ll do anything that pays”.
The plot is somewhat sketchy at present but it is thought that Frogger will become embroiled in a tense political situation and inadvertently be involved with preventing the World from destruction by Horse fly Armageddon. The casting agents are currently trawling through road kill sites to find maggots that have the right “star quality potential”.
If successful Frogger- The Movie will be followed by two sequels, Frogger- The Reckoning and Frogger- Son of Frogger. The later will see the introduction of Frogger’s nephew, Froggy Doo, a plucky young amphibian whose antics “will bring tears of mirth to the faces of the smiling public”.
The Frogger rap album is currently on hold until an artist capable enough to perform the aggressive hip hop-hop style, which the writers have envisaged, is unearthed.
A Hollywood mogul declared that this wasn’t simply a knee jerk reaction to the imminent production of Pacman- The Movie, which he claimed as being “a ludicrous concept and we think that it is a simple marketing ploy designed to allow the bigwigs to guild their own lilies”. He also claimed that “no one will want to watch a movie based on the pill chomping exploits of a yellow Pacman (Bez from the Happy Mondays is to play the lead) when they can see a green frog hoping onto logs for several hours”. He added “the idea to make Frogger into a film has been in existence ever since the Oscar winning films Mortal Kombat, the Australian version of the aforementioned: Mortal Wombat and Super Mario proved to be so successful”.
Casting for Frogger has begun in earnest with Kevin Costner and Steve Guttenburg battling it out for the prized main role, after the first choice croaked it in a bizarre accident involving a vacuum cleaner. Costner has been quoted as saying “My affinity with water is well known and after my amazing screen performance as the Mariner in Waterworld, I am confident that I can portray the full range of emotions, which a Frog would experience when hoping onto logs and Lilly pads. I have the motivation to perform and am prepared to spend several months prior to the commencement of filming, getting into character. I will move my whole family down to Florida if necessary and we will spend our days swimming in the swamps, eating flies and being chased by Alligators. I have also began the process of stretching my tongue, attaching a bag of sugar to it with a staple gun on a nightly basis.”
Guttenburg simply stated that “I’m a desperate man, my career has sunk and I’ll do anything that pays”.
The plot is somewhat sketchy at present but it is thought that Frogger will become embroiled in a tense political situation and inadvertently be involved with preventing the World from destruction by Horse fly Armageddon. The casting agents are currently trawling through road kill sites to find maggots that have the right “star quality potential”.
If successful Frogger- The Movie will be followed by two sequels, Frogger- The Reckoning and Frogger- Son of Frogger. The later will see the introduction of Frogger’s nephew, Froggy Doo, a plucky young amphibian whose antics “will bring tears of mirth to the faces of the smiling public”.
The Frogger rap album is currently on hold until an artist capable enough to perform the aggressive hip hop-hop style, which the writers have envisaged, is unearthed.