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"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I'm Joel Gertner, making a surprise appearance here in SRW Wrestling, where the Cong Man has agreed to give me and me only the only interview he will be giving for the immediate future"
*The Cong Man hobbles into shot. He is on crutches and has a massive amount of padding on his right knee*
"First of all Mr. Cong I would like to thank you for giving me this exclusive interview. But can I ask, why you chose me?"
*Cong pauses a minute whilst looking intensley at Gertner. If ever there was a moment designed for the phrase 'The fire in his eyes burned brightly' then this is it*
"Joel, it's very simple. You, like me were trained by the legendary Kamala and secondly, you know when to keep your mouth shut. So give me the mic and do your job"
*Gertner hurriedly passes the microphone across.*
"Reaver. Psychiatrist. You and all your jabroni's may think that this injury has upset me. You may think this injury takes a weight off your mind. Yes, a year is a long time. Especially in this business where time is so precious in a man's career. But let me put another spin on this whole situation for you."
*Pause*
"I...am a patient man. I know that one day I will get back in the ring and when I do, the whole of SRW will feel the impact of a new, improved, more focused, more intense Cong. That's something that not you Reaver, Not You Psyché. Not Stone Cold Steve Austin, Not the Rock, Not anyone in wrestling can handle. Can you hear that Reaver? Tick...Tick...Tick...the seconds are already counting down to my return. The only two time SRW CAW champion. The Only ever undefeated CAW champion. Will you be ready? As every second ticks by...it gets closer to my return. Will you be ready Reaver? Will you be ready Psyché? I'm coming. I'm coming for you."
*Cong attempts to storm out, but thats quite difficult on crutches so he hobbles away. The camera pans on to Gertner who has an obvious damp patch in his trousers.*
*The Cong Man hobbles into shot. He is on crutches and has a massive amount of padding on his right knee*
"First of all Mr. Cong I would like to thank you for giving me this exclusive interview. But can I ask, why you chose me?"
*Cong pauses a minute whilst looking intensley at Gertner. If ever there was a moment designed for the phrase 'The fire in his eyes burned brightly' then this is it*
"Joel, it's very simple. You, like me were trained by the legendary Kamala and secondly, you know when to keep your mouth shut. So give me the mic and do your job"
*Gertner hurriedly passes the microphone across.*
"Reaver. Psychiatrist. You and all your jabroni's may think that this injury has upset me. You may think this injury takes a weight off your mind. Yes, a year is a long time. Especially in this business where time is so precious in a man's career. But let me put another spin on this whole situation for you."
*Pause*
"I...am a patient man. I know that one day I will get back in the ring and when I do, the whole of SRW will feel the impact of a new, improved, more focused, more intense Cong. That's something that not you Reaver, Not You Psyché. Not Stone Cold Steve Austin, Not the Rock, Not anyone in wrestling can handle. Can you hear that Reaver? Tick...Tick...Tick...the seconds are already counting down to my return. The only two time SRW CAW champion. The Only ever undefeated CAW champion. Will you be ready? As every second ticks by...it gets closer to my return. Will you be ready Reaver? Will you be ready Psyché? I'm coming. I'm coming for you."
*Cong attempts to storm out, but thats quite difficult on crutches so he hobbles away. The camera pans on to Gertner who has an obvious damp patch in his trousers.*
Heh, good promo Cong. I liked the ending :D
Starlight wrote:
> Sounded like a Rock interview to me, tick, tick, tick, jabroni's.
> :P
>
It's very hard to do an 'intimidating the interviewer' style interview without sounding like the rock...I was aiming for the style of interview Rhyno used to do in ECW...but I guess I fell short...
> Sounded like a Rock interview to me, tick, tick, tick, jabroni's.
> :P
>
It's very hard to do an 'intimidating the interviewer' style interview without sounding like the rock...I was aiming for the style of interview Rhyno used to do in ECW...but I guess I fell short...
Sounded like a Rock interview to me, tick, tick, tick, jabroni's. :P
The ending was good though, I can imagine him hobbling off. Oh and of course there the damp patch.
The ending was good though, I can imagine him hobbling off. Oh and of course there the damp patch.
I think Cong Man should of been kidnapped by a wrestler and for a year there is a huge trial as to who did it. Like when Stone Cold Steve Austin got run over. In the end it would of been me who did it, I would of done it to impress Trish Stratus, the closing scene would be Cong Man being released after endless beatings while me and Trish get busy in bed.
Would of been better :)
Would of been better :)
Quality stuff, Congie!
A fitting promo for the disappearance of Congy for a year.
Lol, obviously haven't read my promo yet. :D No worries though, this was much better...
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Reaver, as he gets ready to let the world know of his plan for the CAW Heavyweight Title, stares at the TV strangely after Cong Man's interview.
"Oh yeah...I'm ready." He says weirdly, before pulling up his boots and heading to the ring.
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Reaver, as he gets ready to let the world know of his plan for the CAW Heavyweight Title, stares at the TV strangely after Cong Man's interview.
"Oh yeah...I'm ready." He says weirdly, before pulling up his boots and heading to the ring.
Brilliant! :)
I like the ending!
I like the ending!
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I'm Joel Gertner, making a surprise appearance here in SRW Wrestling, where the Cong Man has agreed to give me and me only the only interview he will be giving for the immediate future"
*The Cong Man hobbles into shot. He is on crutches and has a massive amount of padding on his right knee*
"First of all Mr. Cong I would like to thank you for giving me this exclusive interview. But can I ask, why you chose me?"
*Cong pauses a minute whilst looking intensley at Gertner. If ever there was a moment designed for the phrase 'The fire in his eyes burned brightly' then this is it*
"Joel, it's very simple. You, like me were trained by the legendary Kamala and secondly, you know when to keep your mouth shut. So give me the mic and do your job"
*Gertner hurriedly passes the microphone across.*
"Reaver. Psychiatrist. You and all your jabroni's may think that this injury has upset me. You may think this injury takes a weight off your mind. Yes, a year is a long time. Especially in this business where time is so precious in a man's career. But let me put another spin on this whole situation for you."
*Pause*
"I...am a patient man. I know that one day I will get back in the ring and when I do, the whole of SRW will feel the impact of a new, improved, more focused, more intense Cong. That's something that not you Reaver, Not You Psyché. Not Stone Cold Steve Austin, Not the Rock, Not anyone in wrestling can handle. Can you hear that Reaver? Tick...Tick...Tick...the seconds are already counting down to my return. The only two time SRW CAW champion. The Only ever undefeated CAW champion. Will you be ready? As every second ticks by...it gets closer to my return. Will you be ready Reaver? Will you be ready Psyché? I'm coming. I'm coming for you."
*Cong attempts to storm out, but thats quite difficult on crutches so he hobbles away. The camera pans on to Gertner who has an obvious damp patch in his trousers.*
*The Cong Man hobbles into shot. He is on crutches and has a massive amount of padding on his right knee*
"First of all Mr. Cong I would like to thank you for giving me this exclusive interview. But can I ask, why you chose me?"
*Cong pauses a minute whilst looking intensley at Gertner. If ever there was a moment designed for the phrase 'The fire in his eyes burned brightly' then this is it*
"Joel, it's very simple. You, like me were trained by the legendary Kamala and secondly, you know when to keep your mouth shut. So give me the mic and do your job"
*Gertner hurriedly passes the microphone across.*
"Reaver. Psychiatrist. You and all your jabroni's may think that this injury has upset me. You may think this injury takes a weight off your mind. Yes, a year is a long time. Especially in this business where time is so precious in a man's career. But let me put another spin on this whole situation for you."
*Pause*
"I...am a patient man. I know that one day I will get back in the ring and when I do, the whole of SRW will feel the impact of a new, improved, more focused, more intense Cong. That's something that not you Reaver, Not You Psyché. Not Stone Cold Steve Austin, Not the Rock, Not anyone in wrestling can handle. Can you hear that Reaver? Tick...Tick...Tick...the seconds are already counting down to my return. The only two time SRW CAW champion. The Only ever undefeated CAW champion. Will you be ready? As every second ticks by...it gets closer to my return. Will you be ready Reaver? Will you be ready Psyché? I'm coming. I'm coming for you."
*Cong attempts to storm out, but thats quite difficult on crutches so he hobbles away. The camera pans on to Gertner who has an obvious damp patch in his trousers.*