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"A Brief Guide on How Not to Die"

You will not die if you run out of petrol
You will not die if you don't have your phone
You will not die if you're not wearing make up
You will not die if you are alone
You will not die if things don't go your way
You will not die if you live on the street
You will not die if you experiment sometimes
You will not die if you can't make the meet
You will not die if you speed right through life
You will not die if you want to keep slow
You will not die if you are depressed
You will not die if go with the flow
You will not die if you try something new
You will not die if you decide not to taste
You will not die if you get stressed sometimes
You will not die if your life is a waste
You will not die if nobody loves you
You will not die if your love is unseen
You will not die if you decide not to tell her
You will not die if you decide to come clean
You will not die if you speak your mind
You will not die if no-one concurs
You will not die if you make a mistake
You will not die if the mistake is hers
You will not die if you smoke a cigarette
You will not die if you feel unsure
You will not die if you sing aloud
You will not die if you feel insecure
You will not die if you try and stay rational
You will not die if you have irrational fears
You will not die if you can't seem to cry
You will not die if you can't stop the tears
You will not die if you travel the world
You will not die if you don't want to go
You will not die if you have a child
You will not die if you don't see them grow
You will not die if you become trapped
You will not die if you feel you are free
You will not die if you become hateful
You will not die if you try not to be
You will not die if you fall in love
You will not die if you let someone kiss you
You will not die if you want someone else
You will not die if that person will miss you
You will not die if you hurt someone's feelings
You will not die if you are always self-serving
You will not die if you care for someone
You will not die if you feel undeserving
You will not die if you don't know where you're going
You will not die if you have something in mind
You will not die if you know who you are
You will not die if it's too hard to find
You will not die if you want to be happy
You will not die if you want to be sad
You will not die if you want to be good
You will not die if you want to be bad
You will not die if you're as free as a bird
You will not die if you're stuck on the shelf
You will not die unless you are killed
You will die if you kill yourself

king_of_plebz777 wrote:
> now do a list of things that mean you will die, getting knifed,
> shot , poisoned etc etc etc.

Oh er, none of those things mean you will die sorry (I think). The list of things that will kill you I've already completed, and to be fair, I did repeat myself

Black8704 wrote:
> That's pretty good, it flows well an also slightly portrays some
> people's melodramatic state of mind. I liked it.

I think the idea wasn't really that much to address that, I think it was more me trying to uh.. rationalise what it actually means to kill yourself

But thank you!

king_of_plebz777 wrote:
> now do a list of things that mean you will die, getting knifed,
> shot , poisoned etc etc etc.

You'll not die if you're a pleb
You'll not die if you're perceived as a nutcase:)

now do a list of things that mean you will die, getting knifed, shot , poisoned etc etc etc.

That's pretty good, it flows well an also slightly portrays some people's melodramatic state of mind. I liked it.

You will not die if you run out of petrol
You will not die if you don't have your phone
You will not die if you're not wearing make up
You will not die if you are alone
You will not die if things don't go your way
You will not die if you live on the street
You will not die if you experiment sometimes
You will not die if you can't make the meet
You will not die if you speed right through life
You will not die if you want to keep slow
You will not die if you are depressed
You will not die if go with the flow
You will not die if you try something new
You will not die if you decide not to taste
You will not die if you get stressed sometimes
You will not die if your life is a waste
You will not die if nobody loves you
You will not die if your love is unseen
You will not die if you decide not to tell her
You will not die if you decide to come clean
You will not die if you speak your mind
You will not die if no-one concurs
You will not die if you make a mistake
You will not die if the mistake is hers
You will not die if you smoke a cigarette
You will not die if you feel unsure
You will not die if you sing aloud
You will not die if you feel insecure
You will not die if you try and stay rational
You will not die if you have irrational fears
You will not die if you can't seem to cry
You will not die if you can't stop the tears
You will not die if you travel the world
You will not die if you don't want to go
You will not die if you have a child
You will not die if you don't see them grow
You will not die if you become trapped
You will not die if you feel you are free
You will not die if you become hateful
You will not die if you try not to be
You will not die if you fall in love
You will not die if you let someone kiss you
You will not die if you want someone else
You will not die if that person will miss you
You will not die if you hurt someone's feelings
You will not die if you are always self-serving
You will not die if you care for someone
You will not die if you feel undeserving
You will not die if you don't know where you're going
You will not die if you have something in mind
You will not die if you know who you are
You will not die if it's too hard to find
You will not die if you want to be happy
You will not die if you want to be sad
You will not die if you want to be good
You will not die if you want to be bad
You will not die if you're as free as a bird
You will not die if you're stuck on the shelf
You will not die unless you are killed
You will die if you kill yourself