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"A short poem for you all."

How wonderful, such ecstacy
It is to do a nice long pee!
Angels, they arrive, and hark:
They watch my graceful, golden arc!
The thoughts that fly across my brain
They almost make me cause a stain
But then I catch myself and see
My pee has liberated me
From these harsh shackles that we call
Trousers, too tight for football.
I gasp and groan and moan and then
I've finished that which makes us men.
I shake and then the drips do cease
And then I pack away my piece
How wonderful, such ecstacy
It is to do a nice long pee.

So you don't sit down for just a number 2? What a guy.....

El Blokey wrote:
> I wrote it for fun, but I've decided to laminate it, and hang it on
> the toilet wall so you can read it when peeing.
>
> Unless you pee sitting down.

And you would only do that if taking a No. 3 (1 + 2) so it kinda makes the song seem irrelevant if that is the case... :P

SUPREEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Of course! I wouldn't try to pass it off as my own. I'll remember what she says and post it in here. I bet she says you could publish it.

Sure, but remember to credit me.

You could put it on the floor, keep both parties happy.

Can I show this to my English teacher?

I wrote it for fun, but I've decided to laminate it, and hang it on the toilet wall so you can read it when peeing.

Unless you pee sitting down.

We ride with kings on mighty steeds,
Across the devil's plain.
We walked with Jesus and his cross,
He did not die in vain, no.
We run with wolves, our plan came to,
We stopped the moving train.
We travelled to space and tried, my friends,
To rock this house again, Rock!
We ride, we ride, we'll never subside,
We'll ride 'til the planets collide.
And if you say that we do not ride,
I'll tan your F***ing hide, Ride!
Kyle's fingers be silver, Jack's voice then be gold,
But lest you think we're vain.
We know you're all robots but we don't care,
Tenacious D, we reign supreme oh god,
Burrito Supreme
And Chicken Supreme
And Nacho Supreme
Come on now Kyle, come on now Kyle,

SUPREME!!!

Heh heh, me likes, meeee likes :D

How wonderful, such ecstacy
It is to do a nice long pee!
Angels, they arrive, and hark:
They watch my graceful, golden arc!
The thoughts that fly across my brain
They almost make me cause a stain
But then I catch myself and see
My pee has liberated me
From these harsh shackles that we call
Trousers, too tight for football.
I gasp and groan and moan and then
I've finished that which makes us men.
I shake and then the drips do cease
And then I pack away my piece
How wonderful, such ecstacy
It is to do a nice long pee.