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A man was today awarded a record payout for wrongful dismissal, and he claims it's a victory for men nationwide.
Barry Clivedale was asked to leave his place of employment and to never return, with immediate effect, back in May, after an internal investigation at Marlet and Bassingbourne Accountants revealed that he visited the loos as many as 10 times a day.
"We didn't mind him using the loo" said founding partner Gavin Marlet "it was just that he was neither urinating or excreting. He was taking the time out of his working day to m********e."
Barry continues to state that he has done nothing wrong, and now he has the courts on his side he can make his point of view known. "How is going to the loo for a quikc tug any different from the numerous cigarette breaks taken by emloyees every day? I got sick of trying to speak to colleagues only to find them on a cigarette break. How was it fair they worked less time than me? I didn't want to take up smoking to waste away my day, so why shouldn't I spank the monkey? Besides, after doing so I feel much less tense, and work harder, right up until I'm hard again."
Other employees are less than happy with the verdict. "It's sick, what he did." said Malcolm McGarvin "I went into a cubicle after him once and sat on some of his man-juice. It got on my trousers and my wife thought I was having a gay affair."
Barry Clivedale lives with his parents.
Barry Clivedale was asked to leave his place of employment and to never return, with immediate effect, back in May, after an internal investigation at Marlet and Bassingbourne Accountants revealed that he visited the loos as many as 10 times a day.
"We didn't mind him using the loo" said founding partner Gavin Marlet "it was just that he was neither urinating or excreting. He was taking the time out of his working day to m********e."
Barry continues to state that he has done nothing wrong, and now he has the courts on his side he can make his point of view known. "How is going to the loo for a quikc tug any different from the numerous cigarette breaks taken by emloyees every day? I got sick of trying to speak to colleagues only to find them on a cigarette break. How was it fair they worked less time than me? I didn't want to take up smoking to waste away my day, so why shouldn't I spank the monkey? Besides, after doing so I feel much less tense, and work harder, right up until I'm hard again."
Other employees are less than happy with the verdict. "It's sick, what he did." said Malcolm McGarvin "I went into a cubicle after him once and sat on some of his man-juice. It got on my trousers and my wife thought I was having a gay affair."
Barry Clivedale lives with his parents.
*pint wrote:
> Wouldn't want to be next into the toilets after him. Almost as funny
> as that US show where the presenter went round asking members of
> public how often they masturbated.
That was hilarious. "Could you just, like, blur out my fac eor something?" then his name and where he worked came up on the screen. So funny. And the people wiping their hands after he shook their hand. Awesome.
> Wouldn't want to be next into the toilets after him. Almost as funny
> as that US show where the presenter went round asking members of
> public how often they masturbated.
That was hilarious. "Could you just, like, blur out my fac eor something?" then his name and where he worked came up on the screen. So funny. And the people wiping their hands after he shook their hand. Awesome.
Wouldn't want to be next into the toilets after him. Almost as funny as that US show where the presenter went round asking members of public how often they masturbated.
Nice.
Nice.
You were right... it IS daft
Yet amusing
Yet amusing
I think you have a quick tug at work
A man was today awarded a record payout for wrongful dismissal, and he claims it's a victory for men nationwide.
Barry Clivedale was asked to leave his place of employment and to never return, with immediate effect, back in May, after an internal investigation at Marlet and Bassingbourne Accountants revealed that he visited the loos as many as 10 times a day.
"We didn't mind him using the loo" said founding partner Gavin Marlet "it was just that he was neither urinating or excreting. He was taking the time out of his working day to m********e."
Barry continues to state that he has done nothing wrong, and now he has the courts on his side he can make his point of view known. "How is going to the loo for a quikc tug any different from the numerous cigarette breaks taken by emloyees every day? I got sick of trying to speak to colleagues only to find them on a cigarette break. How was it fair they worked less time than me? I didn't want to take up smoking to waste away my day, so why shouldn't I spank the monkey? Besides, after doing so I feel much less tense, and work harder, right up until I'm hard again."
Other employees are less than happy with the verdict. "It's sick, what he did." said Malcolm McGarvin "I went into a cubicle after him once and sat on some of his man-juice. It got on my trousers and my wife thought I was having a gay affair."
Barry Clivedale lives with his parents.
Barry Clivedale was asked to leave his place of employment and to never return, with immediate effect, back in May, after an internal investigation at Marlet and Bassingbourne Accountants revealed that he visited the loos as many as 10 times a day.
"We didn't mind him using the loo" said founding partner Gavin Marlet "it was just that he was neither urinating or excreting. He was taking the time out of his working day to m********e."
Barry continues to state that he has done nothing wrong, and now he has the courts on his side he can make his point of view known. "How is going to the loo for a quikc tug any different from the numerous cigarette breaks taken by emloyees every day? I got sick of trying to speak to colleagues only to find them on a cigarette break. How was it fair they worked less time than me? I didn't want to take up smoking to waste away my day, so why shouldn't I spank the monkey? Besides, after doing so I feel much less tense, and work harder, right up until I'm hard again."
Other employees are less than happy with the verdict. "It's sick, what he did." said Malcolm McGarvin "I went into a cubicle after him once and sat on some of his man-juice. It got on my trousers and my wife thought I was having a gay affair."
Barry Clivedale lives with his parents.