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Title: My Name is Joe
Genre: Football Management Sim
The Game: Stepping into the shoes of reformed Glasgow alcoholic, Joe, the player must take command of a woefully inept local football team, made up entirely of thieves, drug addicts and murderers, and attempt to take them all the way to the top of the league, without any of them being beaten to death by local loan sharks, or committing suicide after discovering their girlfriends are heroin-dependent prostitutes. Some of the title’s many sub-games include stealing team strips from local warehouses, and – through a complicated series of button presses – desperately attempting to stay off the bottle, while every fibre of your being cries out for precious alcohol to ease the all-consuming agony of existence.
Genre: Football Management Sim
The Game: Stepping into the shoes of reformed Glasgow alcoholic, Joe, the player must take command of a woefully inept local football team, made up entirely of thieves, drug addicts and murderers, and attempt to take them all the way to the top of the league, without any of them being beaten to death by local loan sharks, or committing suicide after discovering their girlfriends are heroin-dependent prostitutes. Some of the title’s many sub-games include stealing team strips from local warehouses, and – through a complicated series of button presses – desperately attempting to stay off the bottle, while every fibre of your being cries out for precious alcohol to ease the all-consuming agony of existence.
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Title: My Name is Joe
Genre: Football Management Sim
The Game: Stepping into the shoes of reformed Glasgow alcoholic, Joe, the player must take command of a woefully inept local football team, made up entirely of thieves, drug addicts and murderers, and attempt to take them all the way to the top of the league, without any of them being beaten to death by local loan sharks, or committing suicide after discovering their girlfriends are heroin-dependent prostitutes. Some of the title’s many sub-games include stealing team strips from local warehouses, and – through a complicated series of button presses – desperately attempting to stay off the bottle, while every fibre of your being cries out for precious alcohol to ease the all-consuming agony of existence.
Genre: Football Management Sim
The Game: Stepping into the shoes of reformed Glasgow alcoholic, Joe, the player must take command of a woefully inept local football team, made up entirely of thieves, drug addicts and murderers, and attempt to take them all the way to the top of the league, without any of them being beaten to death by local loan sharks, or committing suicide after discovering their girlfriends are heroin-dependent prostitutes. Some of the title’s many sub-games include stealing team strips from local warehouses, and – through a complicated series of button presses – desperately attempting to stay off the bottle, while every fibre of your being cries out for precious alcohol to ease the all-consuming agony of existence.