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Did anyone watch this utter piece of CRAP on halloween. That episode was the second one (I missed the first). Basically for those of you who do not know what the Anna Nicole Smith Show is, it's basically just a copy of The Osbournes where a camera crew follow round Anna Nicole Smith.
Anna Nicole Smith is a playboy centrepage girl... well she used to be, dunno about now though. All of her life story that I gathered from this episode is that she's a middle aged woman who married a really old man that was like 80 years old because he was tryna marry her pretty much most of his life. Wen she realised that he was a millionaire, and that he only had a little while to live, she married him. It was quite a decent thing to do even if she was marrying him for his money as she gave him "pleasure" and stuff. Anyway, he died and she inherited his entire estate. And the series is just about her going round spending money and focusing on her family and stuff.
The Osbournes was great but this was just utter pants. All the way through the show, she was pretending to be high on drugs and basically trying to be like Ozzy walking around talking funny and stumbling.
Now, It's okay for Ozzy to do this because he had a life of drugs and alcohol BUT she was just faking the whole thing. She's not even attractive any more, she's just a FAT over wight whale. She looks alright with
make-up on but thats about it. As soon as she got to the fashion show and out of the limo, the whole 'I'm a fat woman pretending to be stoned' image went and she acted completely normal infront of the fashion show cameras.
In this particular episode, she was trying to buy a house because they lived in a regualr sized house but apparently that wasn't big enough for her family of her, her dog, her son and her lesbian helper. She's so annoying though, the reason she wouldn't buy most of the houses was because the bathtub wasn't big enough for her. BUY A NEW BATRH THEN!!! Is what me and my friends were shouting.
There was a funny part when she couldn't afford this one house or somthing and her estate agent guy wouldn't put the price down or somthing like that and she walked out to the pool and was saying 'I'm gonna drown myself'. Again my friends were like do it then you fat bit*h. But you know what.... she didn't.
And her child must be so embarrased, all the way through the episode she kept saying "I havn't had sex in 2 years, I wanna have an orgy" And that was infront of her son! ! !. Another thing she said was " I'm gonna go masterb**e" I mean, what a freak.
So anyway, that completely put me off her show. And I strongly advise you, don't watch it, and if you do, promise you'll never watch it again. That show needs to be banned for being so unbelivebly lame.
Anna Nicole Smith is a playboy centrepage girl... well she used to be, dunno about now though. All of her life story that I gathered from this episode is that she's a middle aged woman who married a really old man that was like 80 years old because he was tryna marry her pretty much most of his life. Wen she realised that he was a millionaire, and that he only had a little while to live, she married him. It was quite a decent thing to do even if she was marrying him for his money as she gave him "pleasure" and stuff. Anyway, he died and she inherited his entire estate. And the series is just about her going round spending money and focusing on her family and stuff.
The Osbournes was great but this was just utter pants. All the way through the show, she was pretending to be high on drugs and basically trying to be like Ozzy walking around talking funny and stumbling.
Now, It's okay for Ozzy to do this because he had a life of drugs and alcohol BUT she was just faking the whole thing. She's not even attractive any more, she's just a FAT over wight whale. She looks alright with
make-up on but thats about it. As soon as she got to the fashion show and out of the limo, the whole 'I'm a fat woman pretending to be stoned' image went and she acted completely normal infront of the fashion show cameras.
In this particular episode, she was trying to buy a house because they lived in a regualr sized house but apparently that wasn't big enough for her family of her, her dog, her son and her lesbian helper. She's so annoying though, the reason she wouldn't buy most of the houses was because the bathtub wasn't big enough for her. BUY A NEW BATRH THEN!!! Is what me and my friends were shouting.
There was a funny part when she couldn't afford this one house or somthing and her estate agent guy wouldn't put the price down or somthing like that and she walked out to the pool and was saying 'I'm gonna drown myself'. Again my friends were like do it then you fat bit*h. But you know what.... she didn't.
And her child must be so embarrased, all the way through the episode she kept saying "I havn't had sex in 2 years, I wanna have an orgy" And that was infront of her son! ! !. Another thing she said was " I'm gonna go masterb**e" I mean, what a freak.
So anyway, that completely put me off her show. And I strongly advise you, don't watch it, and if you do, promise you'll never watch it again. That show needs to be banned for being so unbelivebly lame.
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lol... classic.
*Anyone* that needs to watch this show should have their faces pounded with a big rubber mallet marked "You stupid retards"
I saw an advert
" I like fast men, fast cars and fast foooood "
Is that right? Why don't you f,ck off and die.
" I like fast men, fast cars and fast foooood "
Is that right? Why don't you f,ck off and die.
ahh was that her? I knew I recocnised her.
Is she stoned or really stupid you ask.... I think sh'es tryna be like ozzy but it's okay for him cos he's not pretending to be like that.
Is she stoned or really stupid you ask.... I think sh'es tryna be like ozzy but it's okay for him cos he's not pretending to be like that.
Although she did rule as the transvestite in the Naked Gun 33 1/3.
The repeat of this has just come on - is she stoned, or just really, really stupid?
Didnt watch it, its just one of those things that you know is going to be crap even before you watch it.
Possum in a bottle wrote:
> because it was halloween
Good choice, after seeing her without her makeup on.
I only saw the last 20 minutes, and it certainly had comedy value!
> because it was halloween
Good choice, after seeing her without her makeup on.
I only saw the last 20 minutes, and it certainly had comedy value!
Haven't seen the show, and don't intend to either, but it seems that if people will laugh at the show, they will be laughing 'at' Anna Nicol Smith as apposed to laughing with her.
because it was halloween, there was nothing else to watch until this other thing came on.
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