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Tomorrow on the 28th October I will post a genuine Alien message to the planet Earth.
I was given this message, in the form of a hastily written note, last night on the way back from the pub. I can't remember how I came upon the Alien scripture but it must have been during my "lost hour" between 1am and 2am. Time itself seemed to be manipulated somehow.
I have passed the message onto a reputable hand writing expert who has been able to confirm that the writing "definitely belongs to a carbon based Alien species, probably humanoid in appearance that inhabitats a large gaseous planet and the loopy tails to the symbols suggest a caring, sensitive nature".
NASA boffins have received the message via fax and will phone me back with the results so I can post them here as soon as a translation is known(this convoluted procedure is being carried out in order to keep this revalation as secret as possible).
The countdown starts now (Volderman and Twice Nighty not invited).
I was given this message, in the form of a hastily written note, last night on the way back from the pub. I can't remember how I came upon the Alien scripture but it must have been during my "lost hour" between 1am and 2am. Time itself seemed to be manipulated somehow.
I have passed the message onto a reputable hand writing expert who has been able to confirm that the writing "definitely belongs to a carbon based Alien species, probably humanoid in appearance that inhabitats a large gaseous planet and the loopy tails to the symbols suggest a caring, sensitive nature".
NASA boffins have received the message via fax and will phone me back with the results so I can post them here as soon as a translation is known(this convoluted procedure is being carried out in order to keep this revalation as secret as possible).
The countdown starts now (Volderman and Twice Nighty not invited).
Your cat?
WOW. i wish i had a message like that
I don't get it.
Hehehe.
Here is the message that will change your lives forever. Translated by the producer of the X-files and typed up by me wearing a blind fold to ensure secrecy:
Dear Guttlethroop provider,
I will be away for two sectons and would hopefully request that I may be able to not have delivery of your delicious Guttlethroop for this period. I am going to Earth to annoy the inhabitants by stealing their socks from their machines of the wash, mess with their tiny mush brains by creating rubbish crop circles and to create much of the blowy wind (they still think that it is a natural phenomenon). Little do they know that we are communicating our invasion plans by using kites…
Ta ta for now,
Burung the lungbelcher jr
Dear Guttlethroop provider,
I will be away for two sectons and would hopefully request that I may be able to not have delivery of your delicious Guttlethroop for this period. I am going to Earth to annoy the inhabitants by stealing their socks from their machines of the wash, mess with their tiny mush brains by creating rubbish crop circles and to create much of the blowy wind (they still think that it is a natural phenomenon). Little do they know that we are communicating our invasion plans by using kites…
Ta ta for now,
Burung the lungbelcher jr
.......
Anticipation builds to fever pitch.
Anticipation builds to fever pitch.
Tomorrow on the 28th October I will post a genuine Alien message to the planet Earth.
I was given this message, in the form of a hastily written note, last night on the way back from the pub. I can't remember how I came upon the Alien scripture but it must have been during my "lost hour" between 1am and 2am. Time itself seemed to be manipulated somehow.
I have passed the message onto a reputable hand writing expert who has been able to confirm that the writing "definitely belongs to a carbon based Alien species, probably humanoid in appearance that inhabitats a large gaseous planet and the loopy tails to the symbols suggest a caring, sensitive nature".
NASA boffins have received the message via fax and will phone me back with the results so I can post them here as soon as a translation is known(this convoluted procedure is being carried out in order to keep this revalation as secret as possible).
The countdown starts now (Volderman and Twice Nighty not invited).
I was given this message, in the form of a hastily written note, last night on the way back from the pub. I can't remember how I came upon the Alien scripture but it must have been during my "lost hour" between 1am and 2am. Time itself seemed to be manipulated somehow.
I have passed the message onto a reputable hand writing expert who has been able to confirm that the writing "definitely belongs to a carbon based Alien species, probably humanoid in appearance that inhabitats a large gaseous planet and the loopy tails to the symbols suggest a caring, sensitive nature".
NASA boffins have received the message via fax and will phone me back with the results so I can post them here as soon as a translation is known(this convoluted procedure is being carried out in order to keep this revalation as secret as possible).
The countdown starts now (Volderman and Twice Nighty not invited).