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Tell me about your amusing injuries. I myself bit my tongue in a mosh pit on Saturday night and now I've got a big white lump on it and can barely speak.
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You were too small!
I once put my hand under the brake stick in my car, and when my mum pushed it, well... I have a large scar on my finger now. I don't know why I did it, hmmm.....
The most amusing injury i ever received was at primary school. We were doing a project on senses, and to test " sight" we were led around the school by a partner to try and guess where we were. Unfortunately, my partner was a complete (insert random swear word here) and he guided me off a set of 6 steps and i hit my head on a huge metal radiator. It makes me laugh now though, even if i do dribble when i laugh about it. It's been better since the operation.
I landed on my head once, from a large height.
(That was a while back...)
Yeah, about the same time you started talking to me.
(Odd.)
(That was a while back...)
Yeah, about the same time you started talking to me.
(Odd.)
Your leg looks a bit like Jesus? Or the scar?
I've had lots of motorcycling accidents, one or two of those were funny. Like when my front brake locked at a
T-junction and I flew through a bush, which had barbed wire running through it, and a wooden fence behind it. And while I was lying on the ground, concussed, a cow stepped on my ankle and broke it. The doctor said I looked like something that had been dragged through a hedge. I normally deplore violence against hospital staff but for him I made an exception.
On my first bike (2nd hand) the throttle stuck and as well as breaking a leg I got a speeding ticket from a speed camera. It was probably the only camera in the UK with film in it, and how they got the number plate I have no idea, as I was doing a wheelie at the time.
T-junction and I flew through a bush, which had barbed wire running through it, and a wooden fence behind it. And while I was lying on the ground, concussed, a cow stepped on my ankle and broke it. The doctor said I looked like something that had been dragged through a hedge. I normally deplore violence against hospital staff but for him I made an exception.
On my first bike (2nd hand) the throttle stuck and as well as breaking a leg I got a speeding ticket from a speed camera. It was probably the only camera in the UK with film in it, and how they got the number plate I have no idea, as I was doing a wheelie at the time.
When I was a wee lad of 6months, I rolled into a fan heater. I have a large scar on my right leg, from the top of my hip, to half way towards the knee.
Amusing injury? Not really, but if you look at it whilst you squint, it looks a little like Jesus.
Amusing injury? Not really, but if you look at it whilst you squint, it looks a little like Jesus.
There was also the time this pitbull ran out in front of my car and I couldn't stop in time. That was amusing.
I was stabbed in the hand with a pencil when I was at school, and I've still got the scar to prove it. I think it was an HB, those are the worst. If it had been a Bic I might not have been disfigured so badly.
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