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Imagine the possibilities there would be, if we could use the telepods invented by Dr Brundle to splice two things together.
Take a comedian and a Dalek. Splice. Hey it's Bobby Davros. In a nanosecond the new creation has doubled it's reportoire of impressions: Nora Batty AND R2D2. Success at Butlins and in panto is guaranteed. As long as there are ramps. In summary then Bobby Davros: part man, part machine, partly responsible for the decline in British comedy.
Take one of the World's most agressive species and splice it with one of the most gentle. I give you the Begbie Panda. Timid mating rituals are a thing of the past, that's for sure. This black and white criminal will break into your house, feast on your pets, blow your house to bits with a gattling gun, nick all your houseplants and leg it. In summary, the Begbie Panda: eats, shoots and leaves.
Edward Woodwood: A result of splicing a talking horse, a tree and Ron Jeremy.
Anyone have any other suggestions?
Take a comedian and a Dalek. Splice. Hey it's Bobby Davros. In a nanosecond the new creation has doubled it's reportoire of impressions: Nora Batty AND R2D2. Success at Butlins and in panto is guaranteed. As long as there are ramps. In summary then Bobby Davros: part man, part machine, partly responsible for the decline in British comedy.
Take one of the World's most agressive species and splice it with one of the most gentle. I give you the Begbie Panda. Timid mating rituals are a thing of the past, that's for sure. This black and white criminal will break into your house, feast on your pets, blow your house to bits with a gattling gun, nick all your houseplants and leg it. In summary, the Begbie Panda: eats, shoots and leaves.
Edward Woodwood: A result of splicing a talking horse, a tree and Ron Jeremy.
Anyone have any other suggestions?
Meka did something like this with actors, it was very funny. It won GAD as 'The Fly merger thing' or something...had stuff like So Solid spliced with Pandas.
Imagine the possibilities there would be, if we could use the telepods invented by Dr Brundle to splice two things together.
Take a comedian and a Dalek. Splice. Hey it's Bobby Davros. In a nanosecond the new creation has doubled it's reportoire of impressions: Nora Batty AND R2D2. Success at Butlins and in panto is guaranteed. As long as there are ramps. In summary then Bobby Davros: part man, part machine, partly responsible for the decline in British comedy.
Take one of the World's most agressive species and splice it with one of the most gentle. I give you the Begbie Panda. Timid mating rituals are a thing of the past, that's for sure. This black and white criminal will break into your house, feast on your pets, blow your house to bits with a gattling gun, nick all your houseplants and leg it. In summary, the Begbie Panda: eats, shoots and leaves.
Edward Woodwood: A result of splicing a talking horse, a tree and Ron Jeremy.
Anyone have any other suggestions?
Take a comedian and a Dalek. Splice. Hey it's Bobby Davros. In a nanosecond the new creation has doubled it's reportoire of impressions: Nora Batty AND R2D2. Success at Butlins and in panto is guaranteed. As long as there are ramps. In summary then Bobby Davros: part man, part machine, partly responsible for the decline in British comedy.
Take one of the World's most agressive species and splice it with one of the most gentle. I give you the Begbie Panda. Timid mating rituals are a thing of the past, that's for sure. This black and white criminal will break into your house, feast on your pets, blow your house to bits with a gattling gun, nick all your houseplants and leg it. In summary, the Begbie Panda: eats, shoots and leaves.
Edward Woodwood: A result of splicing a talking horse, a tree and Ron Jeremy.
Anyone have any other suggestions?