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"that time of year - well almost"

yes its nearly bon fire night, the fun night where you dress up all warm, then go outside where it is freezing cold, just to watch some funny colours in the sky.

yep im amused by that.

so has any one got any funny stories about bon fire night, any past expiriences.

well it will keep us amuse for a whil wont it..

*acting like i care*

About 20 years ago i changed my name to Guy Fawkes, by deed poll. The very next morning, whilst trying to cash my giro at the Post Office, I was arrested for treason and sentenced to 20 years. Anyway I digress, when i was inside one of the other prisoners, I mean when I was locked up in prison, one of the other prisoners (I really should watch my punctuation) let off a firework and it made a REALLY funny noise.

Between the frequent waking nightmares I have, about my incarceration, I still find time to laugh about that...

Robin wrote:
> you should of said ye, took his money and then said *this is for
> lieing* and then walked off with hi money...
> thinking about it you done the right thing..
>
> Y, how old are you...

Talking to me? If you are, I'm 21, and I'm also tired. And I'm off to bed now.

Starlight wrote:
> I can't wait to walk out of the shop to be met by..
>
> "Hey mate will you get some fireworks for me because I'm such a
> low life punk I want to let them off in old peoples letterboxes and I
> want you to take responsibility by getting served for them"
>
> Middle finger at the ready...

Rofl, never been asked that but I can see it happening to me, as I have seen it happening to others. And I wasn't the one doing the asking before you say.

you should of said ye, took his money and then said *this is for lieing* and then walked off with hi money...
thinking about it you done the right thing..

Y, how old are you...

Starlight wrote:
> I can't wait to walk out of the shop to be met by..
>
> "Hey mate will you get some fireworks for me because I'm such a
> low life punk I want to let them off in old peoples letterboxes and I
> want you to take responsibility by getting served for them"
>
> Middle finger at the ready...

Heh, Some one asked me that today as I was coming back fro mwalking my dog.

They said "Hey mate can you get me some fireworks. They're for my dad who can't get out of bed becuase he hurt his leg while playing football"

I just laughed and walked off.

Yeah he shouted abuse...

no, ilove fire works, i aint one of them punks who ruin it.
VIVA GUY FORKS!!!

Starlight wrote:
> I can't wait to walk out of the shop to be met by..
>
> "Hey mate will you get some fireworks for me because I'm such a
> low life punk I want to let them off in old peoples letterboxes and I
> want you to take responsibility by getting served for them"
>
> Middle finger at the ready...

Yeah, and they come out of the corner shop disappointed and amazed that they werent sold fireworks, even after producing a "letter from my mum" saying:

"please sell timmy some fireworks, he has my permission."

I can't wait to walk out of the shop to be met by..

"Hey mate will you get some fireworks for me because I'm such a low life punk I want to let them off in old peoples letterboxes and I want you to take responsibility by getting served for them"

Middle finger at the ready...

Its a shame that now it seems stupid little punks will no doubt spoil the night for many as they throw around fireworks without a care for anyone but themselves.

In a perfect world the fireworks would blow up in their own faces - sure that would teach them.

I used to love fireworks night, a neighbour used to set fireworks off in their garden, have a barbeque and a big fire. Loads of neighbours and family enjoying it as all the kids ran around the garden playing with sparklers, burning stuff in the fire and watching the fireworks. Now usually go watch public display at the local park, quite good but little punks will no doubt ruin it again.

yes its nearly bon fire night, the fun night where you dress up all warm, then go outside where it is freezing cold, just to watch some funny colours in the sky.

yep im amused by that.

so has any one got any funny stories about bon fire night, any past expiriences.

well it will keep us amuse for a whil wont it..

*acting like i care*