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Theme Mortal Kombat Hospital
Ever wondered where Scorpion and co go to get huge spikes removed from their gaping wounds? Well now not only can you SEE the MK hospital, you can manage it! Decide whether or not you should instal a new expensive machine to cure fireball injuries, or hire an expert in re-attaching limbs...but always keep your staff and the MK crew happy!
Onimusha 3: The Ninja Chef
Our hero Jubei has worked up a real hunger, after fighting the undead...so what better way to relax than use those lightning katana skills in the kitchen, slicing up such exotic dishes as zombie cutlet and chicken breast marinated in despairing souls.
Tony Hawk's Pro Vampire Slayer
Mr Hawk puts his skateboard to good use, decking the night walkers to save huge environments such as San Francisco, Rio de Janeiro and Skater Island. Featuring the real voice of TV's "Angel".
Grand Theft Auto: Liberty Leisure Centre
After some heavy gang work, the nameless character in GTA3 decides he needs a break from the cut-throat world of gangsters, and so pops down to Liberty City's finest leisure centre! With tedious mini games such as 'sauna', 'badminton' and 'exercise bike', you'll always get bored!
Luigi XXX
To rid themselves of that kiddie image, Nintendo stick Luigi in the backstreets of Soho, looking for a good time. This exciting new title can boast a free roaming environment, an 18 certificate and shops all over the world refusing to stock it.
Soldier of Football
Using Soldier of Fortune's scarily realistic gore system, this bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "he's going home in a body bag"!
Tomb Raider - Pony Riding
To show that really, she's just a girly girl, Lara decides to race against eleven other ponies for money. In a bikini, of course. This could top DOA:Xtreme Volleyball for the "gratuitous boobs and bum shots" award.
Metal Gear Solid: Home Theatre
Taking the whole "it's not a game, it's a film" image one step further, Hideo Koshima has come up with the first ever game consisting of 100% cut-scenes! There really is NO gameplay!
Escape From Monkey Ball
A point and click adventure which sees Ai-Ai, Baby, Gon-Gon and the other one trying to discover who put them in their spherical cages, and why. Featuring shocking plot twists, alternate endings and all the voice acting done by Pete Sampras.
Theme Mortal Kombat Hospital
Ever wondered where Scorpion and co go to get huge spikes removed from their gaping wounds? Well now not only can you SEE the MK hospital, you can manage it! Decide whether or not you should instal a new expensive machine to cure fireball injuries, or hire an expert in re-attaching limbs...but always keep your staff and the MK crew happy!
Onimusha 3: The Ninja Chef
Our hero Jubei has worked up a real hunger, after fighting the undead...so what better way to relax than use those lightning katana skills in the kitchen, slicing up such exotic dishes as zombie cutlet and chicken breast marinated in despairing souls.
Tony Hawk's Pro Vampire Slayer
Mr Hawk puts his skateboard to good use, decking the night walkers to save huge environments such as San Francisco, Rio de Janeiro and Skater Island. Featuring the real voice of TV's "Angel".
Grand Theft Auto: Liberty Leisure Centre
After some heavy gang work, the nameless character in GTA3 decides he needs a break from the cut-throat world of gangsters, and so pops down to Liberty City's finest leisure centre! With tedious mini games such as 'sauna', 'badminton' and 'exercise bike', you'll always get bored!
Luigi XXX
To rid themselves of that kiddie image, Nintendo stick Luigi in the backstreets of Soho, looking for a good time. This exciting new title can boast a free roaming environment, an 18 certificate and shops all over the world refusing to stock it.
Soldier of Football
Using Soldier of Fortune's scarily realistic gore system, this bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "he's going home in a body bag"!
Tomb Raider - Pony Riding
To show that really, she's just a girly girl, Lara decides to race against eleven other ponies for money. In a bikini, of course. This could top DOA:Xtreme Volleyball for the "gratuitous boobs and bum shots" award.
Metal Gear Solid: Home Theatre
Taking the whole "it's not a game, it's a film" image one step further, Hideo Koshima has come up with the first ever game consisting of 100% cut-scenes! There really is NO gameplay!
Escape From Monkey Ball
A point and click adventure which sees Ai-Ai, Baby, Gon-Gon and the other one trying to discover who put them in their spherical cages, and why. Featuring shocking plot twists, alternate endings and all the voice acting done by Pete Sampras.