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So Batman VS Superman has been put back in the can then. Maybe Hollywood will look for another project to go up against 'Freddy vs Jason' and 'Alien vs Predator'. Here are a few suggestions:
Miss Daisy vs The Fast And The Furious
Sick of driving around the same old country roads Miss Daisy orders her driver, Hoke, to put his foot down, eventually getting mixed up in high-speed races and undercover police plots, building a heart-warming friendship along the way.
Dragonheart vs Braveheart
Sean Connery returns to voice Draco, travelling to Scotland to inflict firey pain upon Mel Gibson's William Wallace for severe historical innaccuracies and a poor Scottish accent.
Terminator vs Number 5
A robot is sent back through time to stop the movie 'Short Circuit' from being made. "No disassemble number 5!" "Hasta La Vista Baby!" BOOM! Steve Guttenburg, being the star of the original movie, would also have to be destroyed.
Bill and Ted vs The Matrix
They've travelled through time, they've beaten death, now in their finest adventure yet they're taking on the Matrix and mocking the terrible dress sense of the agents. Who needs bullet-time when you got air-guitar?
Hannibal vs The A-Team
Hannibal Lecter returns, this time dealing with his namesake, Hannibal, and the rest of the A-Team. Will he eat Face? Will the A-Team be captured and put in a room with bits of machinery enabling them to make an amazing contraption of some kind? You can bet on it.
Michael Knight vs Michael Myers
It's October 31st and KIT has taken Michael Knight to Haddonfield where he encounters Michael Myers armed with a carving knife, ready to slash off that mullet.
Indiana Jones vs Unsightly Nose and Ear Hair
Well he's getting on a bit, isn't he? You'll be on the edge of your seat when he sticks the nail scissors up his nose, hoping he doesn't cut himself.
Ali vs Rocky
Just because the 'Ali' was based on true events in Mohammed Ali's life, the sequel doesn't have to be. Rocky returns to the ring, and goes back in time to take on the best there was.
Martin Lawrence vs The Alphabet
After Bad Boys, Blue Streak, Big Momma's House and Black Knight Lawrence encounters his most difficult challenge yet: Starring in a movie that doesn't begin with the letter B.
Miss Daisy vs The Fast And The Furious
Sick of driving around the same old country roads Miss Daisy orders her driver, Hoke, to put his foot down, eventually getting mixed up in high-speed races and undercover police plots, building a heart-warming friendship along the way.
Dragonheart vs Braveheart
Sean Connery returns to voice Draco, travelling to Scotland to inflict firey pain upon Mel Gibson's William Wallace for severe historical innaccuracies and a poor Scottish accent.
Terminator vs Number 5
A robot is sent back through time to stop the movie 'Short Circuit' from being made. "No disassemble number 5!" "Hasta La Vista Baby!" BOOM! Steve Guttenburg, being the star of the original movie, would also have to be destroyed.
Bill and Ted vs The Matrix
They've travelled through time, they've beaten death, now in their finest adventure yet they're taking on the Matrix and mocking the terrible dress sense of the agents. Who needs bullet-time when you got air-guitar?
Hannibal vs The A-Team
Hannibal Lecter returns, this time dealing with his namesake, Hannibal, and the rest of the A-Team. Will he eat Face? Will the A-Team be captured and put in a room with bits of machinery enabling them to make an amazing contraption of some kind? You can bet on it.
Michael Knight vs Michael Myers
It's October 31st and KIT has taken Michael Knight to Haddonfield where he encounters Michael Myers armed with a carving knife, ready to slash off that mullet.
Indiana Jones vs Unsightly Nose and Ear Hair
Well he's getting on a bit, isn't he? You'll be on the edge of your seat when he sticks the nail scissors up his nose, hoping he doesn't cut himself.
Ali vs Rocky
Just because the 'Ali' was based on true events in Mohammed Ali's life, the sequel doesn't have to be. Rocky returns to the ring, and goes back in time to take on the best there was.
Martin Lawrence vs The Alphabet
After Bad Boys, Blue Streak, Big Momma's House and Black Knight Lawrence encounters his most difficult challenge yet: Starring in a movie that doesn't begin with the letter B.
Braveheart vs Titanic - which is the most unneccesarily long film EVER?
Lassie vs Skippy: battle for the love of a young freckled ginger child.
Jaws vs Moby Dick: battle of the leviathans in "Water Disney". Mikey Mouse gets nobbled by Moby, as the big white shark and the even bigger white whale watch in abject horror.
Dumb vs dumber: Beckham, in his first staring role, battles for the custody of his kids against Posh. Often with hilarious consquences.
Sample script
Beckham "Where did i leave the keys to my car"
Posh "They're in Brooklyn".
23 hours later
Beckham "No they are not, I looked all over the state"
Posh "No they are in Brooklyn, he ate them somehow."
All "Ha ha ha ha, what a mix up".
Jaws vs Moby Dick: battle of the leviathans in "Water Disney". Mikey Mouse gets nobbled by Moby, as the big white shark and the even bigger white whale watch in abject horror.
Dumb vs dumber: Beckham, in his first staring role, battles for the custody of his kids against Posh. Often with hilarious consquences.
Sample script
Beckham "Where did i leave the keys to my car"
Posh "They're in Brooklyn".
23 hours later
Beckham "No they are not, I looked all over the state"
Posh "No they are in Brooklyn, he ate them somehow."
All "Ha ha ha ha, what a mix up".
"Ali vs Rocky
Just because the 'Ali' was based on true events in Mohammed Ali's life, the sequel doesn't have to be. Rocky returns to the ring, and goes back in time to take on the best there was."
I would give my unconceived children away to see that
Just because the 'Ali' was based on true events in Mohammed Ali's life, the sequel doesn't have to be. Rocky returns to the ring, and goes back in time to take on the best there was."
I would give my unconceived children away to see that
"will he eat face?"
Classic Meka, classic!
Classic Meka, classic!
So Batman VS Superman has been put back in the can then. Maybe Hollywood will look for another project to go up against 'Freddy vs Jason' and 'Alien vs Predator'. Here are a few suggestions:
Miss Daisy vs The Fast And The Furious
Sick of driving around the same old country roads Miss Daisy orders her driver, Hoke, to put his foot down, eventually getting mixed up in high-speed races and undercover police plots, building a heart-warming friendship along the way.
Dragonheart vs Braveheart
Sean Connery returns to voice Draco, travelling to Scotland to inflict firey pain upon Mel Gibson's William Wallace for severe historical innaccuracies and a poor Scottish accent.
Terminator vs Number 5
A robot is sent back through time to stop the movie 'Short Circuit' from being made. "No disassemble number 5!" "Hasta La Vista Baby!" BOOM! Steve Guttenburg, being the star of the original movie, would also have to be destroyed.
Bill and Ted vs The Matrix
They've travelled through time, they've beaten death, now in their finest adventure yet they're taking on the Matrix and mocking the terrible dress sense of the agents. Who needs bullet-time when you got air-guitar?
Hannibal vs The A-Team
Hannibal Lecter returns, this time dealing with his namesake, Hannibal, and the rest of the A-Team. Will he eat Face? Will the A-Team be captured and put in a room with bits of machinery enabling them to make an amazing contraption of some kind? You can bet on it.
Michael Knight vs Michael Myers
It's October 31st and KIT has taken Michael Knight to Haddonfield where he encounters Michael Myers armed with a carving knife, ready to slash off that mullet.
Indiana Jones vs Unsightly Nose and Ear Hair
Well he's getting on a bit, isn't he? You'll be on the edge of your seat when he sticks the nail scissors up his nose, hoping he doesn't cut himself.
Ali vs Rocky
Just because the 'Ali' was based on true events in Mohammed Ali's life, the sequel doesn't have to be. Rocky returns to the ring, and goes back in time to take on the best there was.
Martin Lawrence vs The Alphabet
After Bad Boys, Blue Streak, Big Momma's House and Black Knight Lawrence encounters his most difficult challenge yet: Starring in a movie that doesn't begin with the letter B.
Miss Daisy vs The Fast And The Furious
Sick of driving around the same old country roads Miss Daisy orders her driver, Hoke, to put his foot down, eventually getting mixed up in high-speed races and undercover police plots, building a heart-warming friendship along the way.
Dragonheart vs Braveheart
Sean Connery returns to voice Draco, travelling to Scotland to inflict firey pain upon Mel Gibson's William Wallace for severe historical innaccuracies and a poor Scottish accent.
Terminator vs Number 5
A robot is sent back through time to stop the movie 'Short Circuit' from being made. "No disassemble number 5!" "Hasta La Vista Baby!" BOOM! Steve Guttenburg, being the star of the original movie, would also have to be destroyed.
Bill and Ted vs The Matrix
They've travelled through time, they've beaten death, now in their finest adventure yet they're taking on the Matrix and mocking the terrible dress sense of the agents. Who needs bullet-time when you got air-guitar?
Hannibal vs The A-Team
Hannibal Lecter returns, this time dealing with his namesake, Hannibal, and the rest of the A-Team. Will he eat Face? Will the A-Team be captured and put in a room with bits of machinery enabling them to make an amazing contraption of some kind? You can bet on it.
Michael Knight vs Michael Myers
It's October 31st and KIT has taken Michael Knight to Haddonfield where he encounters Michael Myers armed with a carving knife, ready to slash off that mullet.
Indiana Jones vs Unsightly Nose and Ear Hair
Well he's getting on a bit, isn't he? You'll be on the edge of your seat when he sticks the nail scissors up his nose, hoping he doesn't cut himself.
Ali vs Rocky
Just because the 'Ali' was based on true events in Mohammed Ali's life, the sequel doesn't have to be. Rocky returns to the ring, and goes back in time to take on the best there was.
Martin Lawrence vs The Alphabet
After Bad Boys, Blue Streak, Big Momma's House and Black Knight Lawrence encounters his most difficult challenge yet: Starring in a movie that doesn't begin with the letter B.