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I have a job, and pay tax by the PAYE system.
That's all fine.
But what if I grew magic beans, and wantwed to profit from the sale of this magic beans, and I was earning quite a sum.
Would I have to pay tax on all extra income, or only after it gets past a certain amount?
Would I have to fill out a bunch of daft forms.
I tried to look on a government website, but it had been written my a retard, with a section for simpletons, which was too simple, and a more complex page, which I'm pretty sure was gay.
That's all fine.
But what if I grew magic beans, and wantwed to profit from the sale of this magic beans, and I was earning quite a sum.
Would I have to pay tax on all extra income, or only after it gets past a certain amount?
Would I have to fill out a bunch of daft forms.
I tried to look on a government website, but it had been written my a retard, with a section for simpletons, which was too simple, and a more complex page, which I'm pretty sure was gay.
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Mystique wrote:
> This is why i refuse to vote too.
> *Waits for the "People died so you could get to vote"
> speech*
>
> Why should I vote for someone to get paid an insane wage to stick his
> tongue up George Bush's a** and lie to me about my paying tax and
> other stuff.
Mystiques Eulogy:
'Did not vote'
> This is why i refuse to vote too.
> *Waits for the "People died so you could get to vote"
> speech*
>
> Why should I vote for someone to get paid an insane wage to stick his
> tongue up George Bush's a** and lie to me about my paying tax and
> other stuff.
Mystiques Eulogy:
'Did not vote'
This is why i refuse to vote too.
*Waits for the "People died so you could get to vote" speech*
Why should I vote for someone to get paid an insane wage to stick his tongue up George Bush's a** and lie to me about my paying tax and other stuff.
*Waits for the "People died so you could get to vote" speech*
Why should I vote for someone to get paid an insane wage to stick his tongue up George Bush's a** and lie to me about my paying tax and other stuff.
Mystique wrote:
> Tax is gay.
> I've been robbed because of this gay "emergency tax"
> What sort of boss doesn't pick up a P45 when its in front of their
> fase?
> Urgh
> Thats like half of my gamecube down the pan til next month.
>
> Whats the point in Emergency tax anyways?
> Not like they get to use it cos I'll be getting it back.
> This country is run by Morons, and their Gimp sidekicks.
>
> Moron and Gimp..heh they should fight crime.
Hey, don't worry Mystique, you'll get all you over paid back a little into the next financial year.
Only what I don't get is that this money you get back is also taxed.
Surely you've already been taxed on it once?
Or, because it was last year, does it not count?
> Tax is gay.
> I've been robbed because of this gay "emergency tax"
> What sort of boss doesn't pick up a P45 when its in front of their
> fase?
> Urgh
> Thats like half of my gamecube down the pan til next month.
>
> Whats the point in Emergency tax anyways?
> Not like they get to use it cos I'll be getting it back.
> This country is run by Morons, and their Gimp sidekicks.
>
> Moron and Gimp..heh they should fight crime.
Hey, don't worry Mystique, you'll get all you over paid back a little into the next financial year.
Only what I don't get is that this money you get back is also taxed.
Surely you've already been taxed on it once?
Or, because it was last year, does it not count?
Tax is gay.
I've been robbed because of this gay "emergency tax"
What sort of boss doesn't pick up a P45 when its in front of their fase?
Urgh
Thats like half of my gamecube down the pan til next month.
Whats the point in Emergency tax anyways?
Not like they get to use it cos I'll be getting it back.
This country is run by Morons, and their Gimp sidekicks.
Moron and Gimp..heh they should fight crime.
I've been robbed because of this gay "emergency tax"
What sort of boss doesn't pick up a P45 when its in front of their fase?
Urgh
Thats like half of my gamecube down the pan til next month.
Whats the point in Emergency tax anyways?
Not like they get to use it cos I'll be getting it back.
This country is run by Morons, and their Gimp sidekicks.
Moron and Gimp..heh they should fight crime.
Lol at bartender !
:þ
I wont upset you be telling you how much they would need to raise it for me to be out of it.
:-)
:-)
Flanders wrote:
> Indeed - you only pay the higher tax on any amounts earned over the
> threshold which is currently 29400.00.
And if they raised it by £601, I wouldn't be in it.
Assholes.
> Indeed - you only pay the higher tax on any amounts earned over the
> threshold which is currently 29400.00.
And if they raised it by £601, I wouldn't be in it.
Assholes.
Mendax Bartender wrote:
> If you have a second income, you enter a different (ie higher) tax
> band. This doesn't mean you'll end up with less than before though, as
> many people so wrongly interpret.
Indeed - you only pay the higher tax on any amounts earned over the threshold which is currently 29400.00.
That's a lot of magic beans to sell !
Being self employed, working from home means you can put loads of things down as business expenses as well which helps to reduce what you actually need to declare as your income.
> If you have a second income, you enter a different (ie higher) tax
> band. This doesn't mean you'll end up with less than before though, as
> many people so wrongly interpret.
Indeed - you only pay the higher tax on any amounts earned over the threshold which is currently 29400.00.
That's a lot of magic beans to sell !
Being self employed, working from home means you can put loads of things down as business expenses as well which helps to reduce what you actually need to declare as your income.
"been written my a retard"
I haven't a clue about tax, but I found that funny.
I haven't a clue about tax, but I found that funny.
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