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Lying down on his hammock, the wrinklier than a raisin man was more naked than a peeled banana, to put into words. The dirty old man got even filthier when he pulled out his latest addition of Playboy out of his backside. His Aborigine started to ascend uncontrollably.
The large frown on his face tore through his wafer-thin pink skin as he slowly turned the page. At this very moment his drool was probably twice as denser than honey. He heard his name being called, but he made nothing of it and continued flipping the page.
In the horizon was a figure, but the man did not notice. The figure was holding something. It appeared right in front of him, and… WHACK. It had smacked the living daylight into him, and reactivated the use of his cerebral cortex. It was his spouse calling him and she had smacked him with a rolling pin. The wrinkles on the man’s face where his wife attacked him were almost none existent. They must have flew off in the process.
The large frown on his face tore through his wafer-thin pink skin as he slowly turned the page. At this very moment his drool was probably twice as denser than honey. He heard his name being called, but he made nothing of it and continued flipping the page.
In the horizon was a figure, but the man did not notice. The figure was holding something. It appeared right in front of him, and… WHACK. It had smacked the living daylight into him, and reactivated the use of his cerebral cortex. It was his spouse calling him and she had smacked him with a rolling pin. The wrinkles on the man’s face where his wife attacked him were almost none existent. They must have flew off in the process.
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Lying down on his hammock, the wrinklier than a raisin man was more naked than a peeled banana, to put into words. The dirty old man got even filthier when he pulled out his latest addition of Playboy out of his backside. His Aborigine started to ascend uncontrollably.
The large frown on his face tore through his wafer-thin pink skin as he slowly turned the page. At this very moment his drool was probably twice as denser than honey. He heard his name being called, but he made nothing of it and continued flipping the page.
In the horizon was a figure, but the man did not notice. The figure was holding something. It appeared right in front of him, and… WHACK. It had smacked the living daylight into him, and reactivated the use of his cerebral cortex. It was his spouse calling him and she had smacked him with a rolling pin. The wrinkles on the man’s face where his wife attacked him were almost none existent. They must have flew off in the process.
The large frown on his face tore through his wafer-thin pink skin as he slowly turned the page. At this very moment his drool was probably twice as denser than honey. He heard his name being called, but he made nothing of it and continued flipping the page.
In the horizon was a figure, but the man did not notice. The figure was holding something. It appeared right in front of him, and… WHACK. It had smacked the living daylight into him, and reactivated the use of his cerebral cortex. It was his spouse calling him and she had smacked him with a rolling pin. The wrinkles on the man’s face where his wife attacked him were almost none existent. They must have flew off in the process.