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Thrace: You don’t care much for anything that doesn’t involve some fanciful new girl, my dear fellow
Crochton: If something is worth doing, it is worth doing with a lady. I should think that one would have quite the difficulty in procuring a girl anywhere in England who would be willing to lounge quite as languidly as this in what appears to be little more than a fisherman’s net
Thrace: Certainly not if they are as lavishly proportioned as your last. She was quite the aubergine
Crochton: She was certainly not aubergine by the time we were finished, and I am still less sure she was aubergine before we started
Thrace: You capacity for mishearing is famous, old chap. Are you sure your wits are in order?
Crochton: Quite sure, old boy, I checked both mine and her wits quite thoroughly, and I must say hers were quite larger than any I have checked before
Thrace: I fear that an excess of gin might have caused you some cerebral imbalance, dear fellow, as the last girl you were with lost all her wits quite some time ago
Crochton: How careless
Thrace: You don’t care much for anything that doesn’t involve some fanciful new girl, my dear fellow
Crochton: If something is worth doing, it is worth doing with a lady. I should think that one would have quite the difficulty in procuring a girl anywhere in England who would be willing to lounge quite as languidly as this in what appears to be little more than a fisherman’s net
Thrace: Certainly not if they are as lavishly proportioned as your last. She was quite the aubergine
Crochton: She was certainly not aubergine by the time we were finished, and I am still less sure she was aubergine before we started
Thrace: You capacity for mishearing is famous, old chap. Are you sure your wits are in order?
Crochton: Quite sure, old boy, I checked both mine and her wits quite thoroughly, and I must say hers were quite larger than any I have checked before
Thrace: I fear that an excess of gin might have caused you some cerebral imbalance, dear fellow, as the last girl you were with lost all her wits quite some time ago
Crochton: How careless