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"What NOT to eat..."

i know it souns silly but

dont eat:

brown leaves. only green leaves
pencil's. chew on them and you annoy everyone
wires. it cost money to buy new playstation cables
inc. it just tastes weird
toy cars. the cold metal feels weird in your stamch
glass. i know its tempting... but its not filling at all
coushins. people might start sitting on you
speakers. people might depend on you for music
gameboys. just cos there small doesnt mean you have to eat 'em


errr well you carry on the list. i cant be bothered anymore

"toy cars. the cold metal feels weird in your stamch"

WAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAHAA!!

Also avoid lampposts and food/cement mixers. They have a job getting through the small intestine, giving you painful poos.

well that is what i say and its true if you dont belive fine but i know whats true and thats all that matters

ok what ever you say oh and you might wanna stay away from rubber gloves. there all rubbery and feel weird going through you intestines

i dont eat that stuff anyway i mean who would no funny reply to what i just said plz

i know it souns silly but

dont eat:

brown leaves. only green leaves
pencil's. chew on them and you annoy everyone
wires. it cost money to buy new playstation cables
inc. it just tastes weird
toy cars. the cold metal feels weird in your stamch
glass. i know its tempting... but its not filling at all
coushins. people might start sitting on you
speakers. people might depend on you for music
gameboys. just cos there small doesnt mean you have to eat 'em


errr well you carry on the list. i cant be bothered anymore