The "Sony Games" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
Nowadays how often do you come across a truly original, enjoyable game? Well the answer is not very often. You may be sitting there waying what about Rez and yes that is an exception but is it as original as these:
CRAZY CRAZY SCALEXTRIC RACERS!
The idea is simple. Build your own track from scratch using the pieces given , then when your masterpiece is complete , choose from one of the many cars available and then race away! Tracks are easily built and take a mere 2 hours to produce! When picking your car , spend time to ensure that it actually works. If it doesn’t , simply jam the ‘Virtual Screwdriver’ inside it! If perhaps you think it’s the track that’s faulty use the same procedure as above , you’ll be up and running in no time! The game is broken down into a number of challenges. These vary from Time Attacks , to simple endurance races! Can you last 1 lap without hurtling off track into a pile of toys?
CHAMPIONSHIP BOWLS
Fans of the sport will love this realistic , engrossing simulation! Take control of one of 300 professional bowlers and see if you have what it takes to become a Bowling Master! There are 30 venues with varied terrain , including the beaches of Skeggy and Rotherham’s Town Park! Championship Bowls offers many unique gaming modes , including Championship , Practice , Free-Bowl and the unique ‘Security Guard Mode’ , this lets you patrol the Bowling Greens at night! Watch out for Dogs and Teenagers who may attempt to wreck the Greens in a unique twist on the ‘Metal Gear Solid’ series!
SPECTATOR : AVOIDER OF HAZARDS
In this unique twist on the sports game , you are taken OUT of the drivers seat , and see the event through the eyes of the spectator! You can watch numerous events , including Rallying and Skateboarding. The aim of the game is simple , attend your desired event and see if you can leave unharmed! In Rallying you will spend most of your time dodging incoming cars , and seeing if you can avoid your brand new pair of Levis getting harmed from a rally cars dust trails! Skateboarding is a similar game , only this time you must dodge skateboards that fly through the air after a fall. You have plenty of moves at your disposal , from a simple sidestep , to the ‘cover your face to avoid being hospitalized’ manoeuvere. At the end of an event you will be graded on your performance.
You never know when you're buying your children there brand spanking new XBOX 5's and Playstation 6 they may be squeaking please daddy buy me Championship bowls or Crazy Crazy Scalextric Racers, so whilst your sitting there laughing now beware.
CRAZY CRAZY SCALEXTRIC RACERS!
The idea is simple. Build your own track from scratch using the pieces given , then when your masterpiece is complete , choose from one of the many cars available and then race away! Tracks are easily built and take a mere 2 hours to produce! When picking your car , spend time to ensure that it actually works. If it doesn’t , simply jam the ‘Virtual Screwdriver’ inside it! If perhaps you think it’s the track that’s faulty use the same procedure as above , you’ll be up and running in no time! The game is broken down into a number of challenges. These vary from Time Attacks , to simple endurance races! Can you last 1 lap without hurtling off track into a pile of toys?
CHAMPIONSHIP BOWLS
Fans of the sport will love this realistic , engrossing simulation! Take control of one of 300 professional bowlers and see if you have what it takes to become a Bowling Master! There are 30 venues with varied terrain , including the beaches of Skeggy and Rotherham’s Town Park! Championship Bowls offers many unique gaming modes , including Championship , Practice , Free-Bowl and the unique ‘Security Guard Mode’ , this lets you patrol the Bowling Greens at night! Watch out for Dogs and Teenagers who may attempt to wreck the Greens in a unique twist on the ‘Metal Gear Solid’ series!
SPECTATOR : AVOIDER OF HAZARDS
In this unique twist on the sports game , you are taken OUT of the drivers seat , and see the event through the eyes of the spectator! You can watch numerous events , including Rallying and Skateboarding. The aim of the game is simple , attend your desired event and see if you can leave unharmed! In Rallying you will spend most of your time dodging incoming cars , and seeing if you can avoid your brand new pair of Levis getting harmed from a rally cars dust trails! Skateboarding is a similar game , only this time you must dodge skateboards that fly through the air after a fall. You have plenty of moves at your disposal , from a simple sidestep , to the ‘cover your face to avoid being hospitalized’ manoeuvere. At the end of an event you will be graded on your performance.
You never know when you're buying your children there brand spanking new XBOX 5's and Playstation 6 they may be squeaking please daddy buy me Championship bowls or Crazy Crazy Scalextric Racers, so whilst your sitting there laughing now beware.
lol! Maybe, but really I was just having fun, its your ideas that were pretty good, as they could even be taken seriously if a games developer decided to. I mean, its not as if Tecmo are going to let the DOA girls get put in any position where they might be taken advantage of, so pinching their bottoms is obviously out of the question. In fact, I expect its almost as unlikely that they`d do that as it is that they would make a beachball game with the DOA girls in!
Heh heh. Great post. Again I like the spectator idea, something that has been brought up before. However, I like the way you have put the 'avoiding hazards' idea's. And if you want a scarlextrix game go to www.fhm.com and go to the top 100 games and look for the scarlextrix one :D
Nowadays how often do you come across a truly original, enjoyable game? Well the answer is not very often. You may be sitting there waying what about Rez and yes that is an exception but is it as original as these:
CRAZY CRAZY SCALEXTRIC RACERS!
The idea is simple. Build your own track from scratch using the pieces given , then when your masterpiece is complete , choose from one of the many cars available and then race away! Tracks are easily built and take a mere 2 hours to produce! When picking your car , spend time to ensure that it actually works. If it doesn’t , simply jam the ‘Virtual Screwdriver’ inside it! If perhaps you think it’s the track that’s faulty use the same procedure as above , you’ll be up and running in no time! The game is broken down into a number of challenges. These vary from Time Attacks , to simple endurance races! Can you last 1 lap without hurtling off track into a pile of toys?
CHAMPIONSHIP BOWLS
Fans of the sport will love this realistic , engrossing simulation! Take control of one of 300 professional bowlers and see if you have what it takes to become a Bowling Master! There are 30 venues with varied terrain , including the beaches of Skeggy and Rotherham’s Town Park! Championship Bowls offers many unique gaming modes , including Championship , Practice , Free-Bowl and the unique ‘Security Guard Mode’ , this lets you patrol the Bowling Greens at night! Watch out for Dogs and Teenagers who may attempt to wreck the Greens in a unique twist on the ‘Metal Gear Solid’ series!
SPECTATOR : AVOIDER OF HAZARDS
In this unique twist on the sports game , you are taken OUT of the drivers seat , and see the event through the eyes of the spectator! You can watch numerous events , including Rallying and Skateboarding. The aim of the game is simple , attend your desired event and see if you can leave unharmed! In Rallying you will spend most of your time dodging incoming cars , and seeing if you can avoid your brand new pair of Levis getting harmed from a rally cars dust trails! Skateboarding is a similar game , only this time you must dodge skateboards that fly through the air after a fall. You have plenty of moves at your disposal , from a simple sidestep , to the ‘cover your face to avoid being hospitalized’ manoeuvere. At the end of an event you will be graded on your performance.
You never know when you're buying your children there brand spanking new XBOX 5's and Playstation 6 they may be squeaking please daddy buy me Championship bowls or Crazy Crazy Scalextric Racers, so whilst your sitting there laughing now beware.
CRAZY CRAZY SCALEXTRIC RACERS!
The idea is simple. Build your own track from scratch using the pieces given , then when your masterpiece is complete , choose from one of the many cars available and then race away! Tracks are easily built and take a mere 2 hours to produce! When picking your car , spend time to ensure that it actually works. If it doesn’t , simply jam the ‘Virtual Screwdriver’ inside it! If perhaps you think it’s the track that’s faulty use the same procedure as above , you’ll be up and running in no time! The game is broken down into a number of challenges. These vary from Time Attacks , to simple endurance races! Can you last 1 lap without hurtling off track into a pile of toys?
CHAMPIONSHIP BOWLS
Fans of the sport will love this realistic , engrossing simulation! Take control of one of 300 professional bowlers and see if you have what it takes to become a Bowling Master! There are 30 venues with varied terrain , including the beaches of Skeggy and Rotherham’s Town Park! Championship Bowls offers many unique gaming modes , including Championship , Practice , Free-Bowl and the unique ‘Security Guard Mode’ , this lets you patrol the Bowling Greens at night! Watch out for Dogs and Teenagers who may attempt to wreck the Greens in a unique twist on the ‘Metal Gear Solid’ series!
SPECTATOR : AVOIDER OF HAZARDS
In this unique twist on the sports game , you are taken OUT of the drivers seat , and see the event through the eyes of the spectator! You can watch numerous events , including Rallying and Skateboarding. The aim of the game is simple , attend your desired event and see if you can leave unharmed! In Rallying you will spend most of your time dodging incoming cars , and seeing if you can avoid your brand new pair of Levis getting harmed from a rally cars dust trails! Skateboarding is a similar game , only this time you must dodge skateboards that fly through the air after a fall. You have plenty of moves at your disposal , from a simple sidestep , to the ‘cover your face to avoid being hospitalized’ manoeuvere. At the end of an event you will be graded on your performance.
You never know when you're buying your children there brand spanking new XBOX 5's and Playstation 6 they may be squeaking please daddy buy me Championship bowls or Crazy Crazy Scalextric Racers, so whilst your sitting there laughing now beware.