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There was 3 construction workers on top of an unfinished building. A chinnese worker, an american one, and a french one. It was lunch time so they all sat at the edge and started opening their lunch boxes. The chinnese guy opens his and he finds rice and says "If my wife makes me rice one more time I'm jumping off this building". The french man opens his and finds french bread and says "If my wife makes me french bread one more time I'm jumping off this building". Then the american opens his and finds a hamburger and he says "If my wife makes me one more hamburger I'm jumping off this building".
The next day comes and it's lunch time. The chinnese opens his lunch box, finds rice. then jumps off the buliding and dies. The french opens his, finds french bread, jumps and dies. The american opens his, jumps, and dies.
At the floor was ambulances, police, and the 3 wives crying and wining...
Chinnese wife= Boo hoo. if I wouldn of known this would happen I would never made french bread.
(the american wife is smoking a cigar and not crying)
Chinnese wife= Why aren't you crying, you basicly killed your husband.
American wife= Don't look at me he makes his own lunch.......
The next day comes and it's lunch time. The chinnese opens his lunch box, finds rice. then jumps off the buliding and dies. The french opens his, finds french bread, jumps and dies. The american opens his, jumps, and dies.
At the floor was ambulances, police, and the 3 wives crying and wining...
Chinnese wife= Boo hoo. if I wouldn of known this would happen I would never made french bread.
(the american wife is smoking a cigar and not crying)
Chinnese wife= Why aren't you crying, you basicly killed your husband.
American wife= Don't look at me he makes his own lunch.......
There was 3 construction workers on top of an unfinished building. A chinnese worker, an american one, and a french one. It was lunch time so they all sat at the edge and started opening their lunch boxes. The chinnese guy opens his and he finds rice and says "If my wife makes me rice one more time I'm jumping off this building". The french man opens his and finds french bread and says "If my wife makes me french bread one more time I'm jumping off this building". Then the american opens his and finds a hamburger and he says "If my wife makes me one more hamburger I'm jumping off this building".
The next day comes and it's lunch time. The chinnese opens his lunch box, finds rice. then jumps off the buliding and dies. The french opens his, finds french bread, jumps and dies. The american opens his, jumps, and dies.
At the floor was ambulances, police, and the 3 wives crying and wining...
Chinnese wife= Boo hoo. if I wouldn of known this would happen I would never made french bread.
(the american wife is smoking a cigar and not crying)
Chinnese wife= Why aren't you crying, you basicly killed your husband.
American wife= Don't look at me he makes his own lunch.......
The next day comes and it's lunch time. The chinnese opens his lunch box, finds rice. then jumps off the buliding and dies. The french opens his, finds french bread, jumps and dies. The american opens his, jumps, and dies.
At the floor was ambulances, police, and the 3 wives crying and wining...
Chinnese wife= Boo hoo. if I wouldn of known this would happen I would never made french bread.
(the american wife is smoking a cigar and not crying)
Chinnese wife= Why aren't you crying, you basicly killed your husband.
American wife= Don't look at me he makes his own lunch.......
I hope the two other joke tellers read this. UW did you know I made a spoof of you:0
Intoxicated Hippy wrote:
> I forgot to laugh...whoops.
Was it better than those other jokes at least.:)
> I forgot to laugh...whoops.
Was it better than those other jokes at least.:)
Nice one. Pitty I herd it befor.
Drunk Cow wrote:
> I hope the two other joke tellers read this. UW did you know I made a
> spoof of you:0
You diddly-diddly did. I only did that joke becuase I thought it was a funnier joke than the funniest of all. I was not impressing people, just pointing out my views.
UW.
Oh, and it's a better joke than mines too.
> I hope the two other joke tellers read this. UW did you know I made a
> spoof of you:0
You diddly-diddly did. I only did that joke becuase I thought it was a funnier joke than the funniest of all. I was not impressing people, just pointing out my views.
UW.
Oh, and it's a better joke than mines too.
Heard that before but this British version you know "English Man, Irish Man"
I've got one
What did teh stamp say to the envolope?
"Stick with me baby and we're going places"
I've got one
What did teh stamp say to the envolope?
"Stick with me baby and we're going places"
*The
I was about to say that too:
Englishman, Irishman and Sheepy...
Lalalala
It's actually a funny joke when told properly!
Englishman, Irishman and Sheepy...
Lalalala
It's actually a funny joke when told properly!
phi11ip wrote:
> It's actually a funny joke when told properly!
Indeed
> It's actually a funny joke when told properly!
Indeed