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ECLIPSE 27/09/02
STD looked to have lost his title when an unlikely source intervened…
“SHOULDER UP! STD can’t believe it! The Rat (allardini) jolts up from the shock, and gets to his feet as STD, incredulous, moans at the ref, saying it was a three count!
“I’M A CABBAGE MAN” WTF??!
Wait a sec – here is CABBAGE MAN! Cabbage Man runs down the ramp to a tremendous reaction…but what is he doing here! He slides into the ring…CABBAGE EFFECT TO THE RAT! CABBAGE EFFECT TO STD! UNBELIEVEABLE! He hooks the leg of the fallen STD…”
Just as the crowd, and the wrestlers, adjusted to that shock appearance, another one was soon to follow…yep, from RawIsAndy (Starlight)! His appearance led to The Rat (allardini), achieving a shock win. But Commissioner Reaver was having none of it, and booked this match with the winner to face the Rat in a 2 out of 3 falls match at Do Or Die!
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I’ve just heard from …ahem, a ‘source’ that this match will be an ELIMINATION MATCH! Anyway, referee Nick Patrick (Hybrid) is stepping between the ropes as the crowd anticipate the first wrestler…
“I’M A CABBAGE MAN!” It’s Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), entering the ring to a mixed reaction. He hops up the steps and into the ring. Mentally preparing hims… WAIT! STD IS ARRIVING THROUGH THE SPECTATORS, HARDCAW BELT IN TOW! Here’s STD entering from the crowd, and he takes him down with a cheap shot! DING DING DING! The match has officially begun as STD is beating down Cabbage Man, stomping him into the corner. But where is RawIsAndy? Isn’t this meant to be a Triple Threat?
BUT HERE IS RAWISANDY (Starlight)! RawIsAndy’s music resounds around the arena as he runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring and immediately breaks up STD’s assault on Cabbage Man. Left hand to STD, and again, pushing him towards to the ropes. RawIsAndy grabs the arm of STD (Figo) and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, but Cabbage Man grabs STD’s ankle and trips him up, causing RawIsAndy to stumble out of the ring! RawIsAndy just tripped up over STD’s body and fell out of the ring! Cabbage Man gets to his feet and him and STD brawl into the turnbuckle, with STD gaining the upper hand.
STD (Figo) rams his head into the turnbuckle, dazing Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage). He picks up Cabbage Man and body slams him into the ring, but he jolts back up from back pain. STD quickly ascends the turnbuckle and attempts a plancha, but Cabbage Man catches him, and hits a modified body slam, into a quick pin…
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Broken up by a returning RawIsAndy (Starlight)! RawIsAndy and Cabbage Man start to double team STD, much to the derision of the crowd – is this some sort of mini-alliance? Both men stomp on the lower back of STD, as Cabbage Man then proceeds to repeatedly pick up and slam the knee of STD into the canvas, as STD howls in pain. Irish whip to STD, who replies with a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! The crowd roar in approval! What’s STD doing now?
He slides out of the ring and badgers the ring announcer out of his seat as the familiar sound of a steel chair closes! But referee Nick Patrick is having none of it and is trying to get STD to put it down as Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) and RawIsAndy regain their bearings! Patrick continues to berate STD and takes the chair out of his hands and throws it behind him, hitting Cabbage Man on the head! A portion of the crowd laugh, but Nick Patrick’s family start fearing for his life. Cabbage Man picks up the steel chair and aims for Patrick (Hybrid)…BUT TURNS AND HITS RAWISANDY! I GUESS THAT ‘ALLIANCE’ IS OVER! Ref Patrick drops for the count as STD seems content to let him make the count…
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SHOULDER UP! AMAZING RESILIENCE! Cabbage Man can’t believe it, neither can STD, who is making another beeline for that steel chair. Now STD is looking to go for Cabbage Man… BUT TURNS AND HITS NICK PATRICK, THE REFEREE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
Unbelievable, the crowd are amazed! STD (Figo) would be disqualified, but the referee has just been taken out to the amazement of everyone, not least the other guys! Cabbage Man, STD and RawIsAndy now all go for the chair, with the ref out of it! Amazing scenes here on Eclipse, only in SRW! Cabbage Man gets there first, but RawIsAndy knocks him out of the ring! This leaves RawIsAndy in prime position to reach the chair, but before he can reach it STD hits a low blow on him! RawIsAndy drops to the floor, and STD goes for the pin, then realises! D’oh! He tries to revive Patrick…
WAIT A SECOND! HERE IS GRANDPRIX! GRANDPRIX PICKS UP THE DORMANT HARDCAW BELT AND TAKES OUT STD! Grandprix drops the belt outside the ring, pointing and gesturing, and escapes through the crowd! RawIsAndy reaches over and weakly hooks his leg, as Nick Patrick (Hybrid) revives enough to slowly count….
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3!!!!!!! STD (Figo) HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
There was always a chance Grandprix could feature in this match up, and this means that STD (Figo) has been screwed out of the chance to get his LightCAW Title back again! It sure is going to make Do Or Die’s HardCAW Title match interesting! These events mean that the two remaining who will battle for their own spot at Do Or Die are Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) and RawIsAndy (Starlight)! Cabbage Man gets back into the ring quickly, and hits two swift elbow drops against the chest of RawIsAndy quickly, then drags him up and starts chopping the hell out of him. He kicks his gut and hits a swift DDT! He goes for the pin…
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KICK OUT! Cabbage Man is furious, he thinks it was a slow count. Now HE gets up and starts pushing the ref, BUT WAIT!
RAWISANDY COMES FROM NOWHERE AND PINS CABBAGE MAN IN A SMALL PACKAGE! HE IS USING THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE!
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3!!!!! RAW IS ANDY IS THE NO.1 CONTENDER! The ref obviously didn’t see him using the ropes! This match is steeped in controversy in many areas, but the crux of the matter is that the winner of this match, and the opponent for LightCAW Champion The Rat (allardini) in a 2 out of 3 falls match at Do Or Die, RawIsAndy (Starlight)!!
I won too! Bonus!
Excellent stuff, nicely written.
>It's only fair, Figo. You interfere in my business and I'll interfere in >yours. Plus, taking out the ref is bang out of order. :D
>Nice bit of rivalry building.
Indeed, we shall see the outcome at Do or Die...
Nice to see Starlight cheating his way through a match. Only kidding. ;-)
> amazing scenes here on Eclipse, only in SRW!
Ooooh...I like that. :D
Top stuff RM18, some excellent feud-building in there, and overall just an action-packed, high-octane bout that was pretty brutal at times as well. Congrats to RawIsAndy, but will Cabbage_Man have something to say about the match at Do or Die?
Nice bit of rivalry building.
Very good match indeed Russell, I particurly liked this bit...
"STD goes for the pin, then realises! D’oh! He tries to revive Patrick…"
Heh.
Look out for the official PPV Card on Friday!
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ECLIPSE 27/09/02
STD looked to have lost his title when an unlikely source intervened…
“SHOULDER UP! STD can’t believe it! The Rat (allardini) jolts up from the shock, and gets to his feet as STD, incredulous, moans at the ref, saying it was a three count!
“I’M A CABBAGE MAN” WTF??!
Wait a sec – here is CABBAGE MAN! Cabbage Man runs down the ramp to a tremendous reaction…but what is he doing here! He slides into the ring…CABBAGE EFFECT TO THE RAT! CABBAGE EFFECT TO STD! UNBELIEVEABLE! He hooks the leg of the fallen STD…”
Just as the crowd, and the wrestlers, adjusted to that shock appearance, another one was soon to follow…yep, from RawIsAndy (Starlight)! His appearance led to The Rat (allardini), achieving a shock win. But Commissioner Reaver was having none of it, and booked this match with the winner to face the Rat in a 2 out of 3 falls match at Do Or Die!
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I’ve just heard from …ahem, a ‘source’ that this match will be an ELIMINATION MATCH! Anyway, referee Nick Patrick (Hybrid) is stepping between the ropes as the crowd anticipate the first wrestler…
“I’M A CABBAGE MAN!” It’s Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), entering the ring to a mixed reaction. He hops up the steps and into the ring. Mentally preparing hims… WAIT! STD IS ARRIVING THROUGH THE SPECTATORS, HARDCAW BELT IN TOW! Here’s STD entering from the crowd, and he takes him down with a cheap shot! DING DING DING! The match has officially begun as STD is beating down Cabbage Man, stomping him into the corner. But where is RawIsAndy? Isn’t this meant to be a Triple Threat?
BUT HERE IS RAWISANDY (Starlight)! RawIsAndy’s music resounds around the arena as he runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring and immediately breaks up STD’s assault on Cabbage Man. Left hand to STD, and again, pushing him towards to the ropes. RawIsAndy grabs the arm of STD (Figo) and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, but Cabbage Man grabs STD’s ankle and trips him up, causing RawIsAndy to stumble out of the ring! RawIsAndy just tripped up over STD’s body and fell out of the ring! Cabbage Man gets to his feet and him and STD brawl into the turnbuckle, with STD gaining the upper hand.
STD (Figo) rams his head into the turnbuckle, dazing Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage). He picks up Cabbage Man and body slams him into the ring, but he jolts back up from back pain. STD quickly ascends the turnbuckle and attempts a plancha, but Cabbage Man catches him, and hits a modified body slam, into a quick pin…
1……..
Broken up by a returning RawIsAndy (Starlight)! RawIsAndy and Cabbage Man start to double team STD, much to the derision of the crowd – is this some sort of mini-alliance? Both men stomp on the lower back of STD, as Cabbage Man then proceeds to repeatedly pick up and slam the knee of STD into the canvas, as STD howls in pain. Irish whip to STD, who replies with a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! The crowd roar in approval! What’s STD doing now?
He slides out of the ring and badgers the ring announcer out of his seat as the familiar sound of a steel chair closes! But referee Nick Patrick is having none of it and is trying to get STD to put it down as Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) and RawIsAndy regain their bearings! Patrick continues to berate STD and takes the chair out of his hands and throws it behind him, hitting Cabbage Man on the head! A portion of the crowd laugh, but Nick Patrick’s family start fearing for his life. Cabbage Man picks up the steel chair and aims for Patrick (Hybrid)…BUT TURNS AND HITS RAWISANDY! I GUESS THAT ‘ALLIANCE’ IS OVER! Ref Patrick drops for the count as STD seems content to let him make the count…
1………
2………
SHOULDER UP! AMAZING RESILIENCE! Cabbage Man can’t believe it, neither can STD, who is making another beeline for that steel chair. Now STD is looking to go for Cabbage Man… BUT TURNS AND HITS NICK PATRICK, THE REFEREE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
Unbelievable, the crowd are amazed! STD (Figo) would be disqualified, but the referee has just been taken out to the amazement of everyone, not least the other guys! Cabbage Man, STD and RawIsAndy now all go for the chair, with the ref out of it! Amazing scenes here on Eclipse, only in SRW! Cabbage Man gets there first, but RawIsAndy knocks him out of the ring! This leaves RawIsAndy in prime position to reach the chair, but before he can reach it STD hits a low blow on him! RawIsAndy drops to the floor, and STD goes for the pin, then realises! D’oh! He tries to revive Patrick…
WAIT A SECOND! HERE IS GRANDPRIX! GRANDPRIX PICKS UP THE DORMANT HARDCAW BELT AND TAKES OUT STD! Grandprix drops the belt outside the ring, pointing and gesturing, and escapes through the crowd! RawIsAndy reaches over and weakly hooks his leg, as Nick Patrick (Hybrid) revives enough to slowly count….
1……….
2……….
3!!!!!!! STD (Figo) HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
There was always a chance Grandprix could feature in this match up, and this means that STD (Figo) has been screwed out of the chance to get his LightCAW Title back again! It sure is going to make Do Or Die’s HardCAW Title match interesting! These events mean that the two remaining who will battle for their own spot at Do Or Die are Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) and RawIsAndy (Starlight)! Cabbage Man gets back into the ring quickly, and hits two swift elbow drops against the chest of RawIsAndy quickly, then drags him up and starts chopping the hell out of him. He kicks his gut and hits a swift DDT! He goes for the pin…
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2……………
KICK OUT! Cabbage Man is furious, he thinks it was a slow count. Now HE gets up and starts pushing the ref, BUT WAIT!
RAWISANDY COMES FROM NOWHERE AND PINS CABBAGE MAN IN A SMALL PACKAGE! HE IS USING THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE!
1……..
2……..
3!!!!! RAW IS ANDY IS THE NO.1 CONTENDER! The ref obviously didn’t see him using the ropes! This match is steeped in controversy in many areas, but the crux of the matter is that the winner of this match, and the opponent for LightCAW Champion The Rat (allardini) in a 2 out of 3 falls match at Do Or Die, RawIsAndy (Starlight)!!