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You know how some people send their beloved pets to pet-hotels and pampering parlours?
Well in a bold new move (aiming to milk these vulnerable people for all they are worth) KevD has invented a series of video games for people's pets, based on some of our favourite titles....
GTA Mice City
----------------------
Comes in two editions....
In the Cat edition you play the part of Fluffy McKenzie, once the pampered pet of a rich mistress, now reduced to street puss after a series of mice-related mishaps.
Now in an effort to return to past glories you take to the streets of Mice City to earn yourself the name of Main Moggy. Your adventure takes you through three huge cities, with loads of inventive weapons (remember the 'extendo-claw' from previous versions?!) and mice lures (including the ever popular 'Cheddar2000 Mouse Attraction Kit'). Carry out missions for the main street cats to work your way up the ranks. Of course no city is complete without gangs of dogs roaming around baying for your blood. Only the quick will survive.
The mouse edition sees you in the role of "Freckles" the toughest mouse in the City. You are the main mouse around the place and by no means will you allow cats or dogs to invade you turf.
Send out your mice troops to ensnare and torment other animals and humans, just watch out that you don't get stepped on or it's off to the big rat’s nest in the sky.
Game features:
- 100 species of mouse to hunt and maim.
- 'Kill or play' options.. leave a mouse dead in its tracks, or just play with it for a bit
- Mission based gameplay
- Feline Ferocity bonus system
7 Spades
-------------
This game is the latest of a long series of martial arts pooper scooping games. The aim of the game is to litter the street with doggy poop in a specified time limit. The 7 Spades of the title refers to an elite dog warden / poop scooping troop of humans. Should they manage to clean up the play area before the time runs out then it is game over.
Features the new intuitive 'No more sloppy doggie droppies' control system, allowing more refined poop targeting.
Alone in the Dark 4
--------------------
Still a favourite for the Bat community. This is yet another really cheap title to produce. The game has no graphical effects whatsoever, just a black screen. New to the series however is the latest peripheral... the 'Ultrasonic Beeper 5000'. Just strap this baby to your TV, plug it in to a controller socket and you are ready to go.
Aim of the game is to fly around the room as fast as possible, avoiding the sonic beeps from the console. Great fun for all the younger bats out there... or indeed for those who've had one to many drinks that night!! Of course the main drawing factor of the game is that it causes you to completely thrash any room you play it in! Great for tormenting your owners!
Budgies Gate: Park Alliance
----------------------------
You are a budgie. Sick of your life in a smelly cage you really want to escape. But where do you go? Where ... do .... you ... (cheep).... go.... ?
Word around the cage is that there is a secret budgie alliance forming in the local park. This alliance has the goal of uniting budgies from all over the neighbourhood (well, they really can't fly too far can they!) in a bid to secure better living conditions.
The aim of this puzzle game is to figure out which of your cage's bars is part of the cage gate... which bars can move to release (cheep) you... how do you solve BUDGIES GATE !!!
Aimed directly at Budgie Community, after all budgies need to feel tough too you know, and their little ego's need a little stroking (especially since over-stroking a budgie can lead to fatal accidents!).
Bass Strike-back
-----------------
Sick of being hooked in games... tired of feeling like a fish out of water? Well now you can strike back at those nasty humans in this spectacular and madly exciting simulation.
Wait for the silly humans to drop their worms in the water... then using only your mouth, remove the worm from it's safety harness (latest information tells us that this harness is called a 'hook'). Once the worm is eaten... swim away as fast as possible, laughing! Great fun for all your fishy family!
Chase the express
-----------------
For all you bored canines out there.... Look look it is a train.... BARK!, look look it is making noises... let’s chase it .... let's chase it, BARK!, and bark at it!! YES !!!! YES !!!! This is fun... quick here comes another one !! BARK !
Life doesn't get any better than this!
Nerdy Gerdy
-----------------
You play the part of Flossy the Sheep who has been tasked with winning the Kingdom-wide human-herding championship in order to save the kingdom from the tyrannical rule of an evil power (Sam the Sheepdog). Normally this task would fall to your grandfather; he just can't be bothered any more.
While us sheep are really good at herding, it is a known fact that silly humans can't get used to it at all.... Try to avoid letting your humans get distracted by many hilarious obstacles such as "things more interesting that walking into a pen" and "other humans" and "other humans with different parts".
Wonderful looking game, great soundtrack, loads of human-herding-hilarity for all the gang!
Jimmy White's Cueball world
------------------------------
Jimmy White the Flea has just woken up to a nightmare world..... Cueball world! In this all new 3D hopping simulator you must traverse the bald-headed silly humans in an attempt to find a nice hairy one where you can settle down for the winter and breed like it is going our of fashion.
Watch our though.... Creepy Comb and Panicky Powder are you to get you!!
The weakest stink
------------------
Team based game... great for all the pets at Christmas..... "Who has the weakest stink?". Comes with the new "Smellyvision" console adapter... this ingenious new device has the ability to detect unpleasant wind in the air and rate it on a "revulso-meter".
Talk about brewing up a storm... this wind-related game will have all the gang in stitches. Fail to disturb the silly sensitive humans with your gas trumpeting and you'll be nominated as the Weakest Stink !
Prisoner of Fur
---------------
You mission is to escape with your hide from the silly humans fur coat factory. Platform based escapades aplenty.
Petal Fear Solid Poop
----------------------
All the way from Japan, yet another weird video game concept.
The lead character in this aerial assault game is a Barney the Bee.
You must fly through a series of garden-based courses in an attempt to collect pollen and food particles in a race against time.
But nothing is as it seems... beware of the Killer Flower Petals, and the solid Poop that is littered around the course... one bump into this and you'll be knocked out completely. Game over. Buzz off.
Also we have some future titles and pets in mind....
GerbilCop
Ring of Red (for all the baboons out there..... think about it !!!!... slightly rude!)
StumpMan (how quickly can YOU bite peoples arms off)
The bouncer (kangaroo hijinx)
Perfect Bark (Stealth based game for dogs)
Pokeman - (Can YOU collect all the silly humans?)
Well in a bold new move (aiming to milk these vulnerable people for all they are worth) KevD has invented a series of video games for people's pets, based on some of our favourite titles....
GTA Mice City
----------------------
Comes in two editions....
In the Cat edition you play the part of Fluffy McKenzie, once the pampered pet of a rich mistress, now reduced to street puss after a series of mice-related mishaps.
Now in an effort to return to past glories you take to the streets of Mice City to earn yourself the name of Main Moggy. Your adventure takes you through three huge cities, with loads of inventive weapons (remember the 'extendo-claw' from previous versions?!) and mice lures (including the ever popular 'Cheddar2000 Mouse Attraction Kit'). Carry out missions for the main street cats to work your way up the ranks. Of course no city is complete without gangs of dogs roaming around baying for your blood. Only the quick will survive.
The mouse edition sees you in the role of "Freckles" the toughest mouse in the City. You are the main mouse around the place and by no means will you allow cats or dogs to invade you turf.
Send out your mice troops to ensnare and torment other animals and humans, just watch out that you don't get stepped on or it's off to the big rat’s nest in the sky.
Game features:
- 100 species of mouse to hunt and maim.
- 'Kill or play' options.. leave a mouse dead in its tracks, or just play with it for a bit
- Mission based gameplay
- Feline Ferocity bonus system
7 Spades
-------------
This game is the latest of a long series of martial arts pooper scooping games. The aim of the game is to litter the street with doggy poop in a specified time limit. The 7 Spades of the title refers to an elite dog warden / poop scooping troop of humans. Should they manage to clean up the play area before the time runs out then it is game over.
Features the new intuitive 'No more sloppy doggie droppies' control system, allowing more refined poop targeting.
Alone in the Dark 4
--------------------
Still a favourite for the Bat community. This is yet another really cheap title to produce. The game has no graphical effects whatsoever, just a black screen. New to the series however is the latest peripheral... the 'Ultrasonic Beeper 5000'. Just strap this baby to your TV, plug it in to a controller socket and you are ready to go.
Aim of the game is to fly around the room as fast as possible, avoiding the sonic beeps from the console. Great fun for all the younger bats out there... or indeed for those who've had one to many drinks that night!! Of course the main drawing factor of the game is that it causes you to completely thrash any room you play it in! Great for tormenting your owners!
Budgies Gate: Park Alliance
----------------------------
You are a budgie. Sick of your life in a smelly cage you really want to escape. But where do you go? Where ... do .... you ... (cheep).... go.... ?
Word around the cage is that there is a secret budgie alliance forming in the local park. This alliance has the goal of uniting budgies from all over the neighbourhood (well, they really can't fly too far can they!) in a bid to secure better living conditions.
The aim of this puzzle game is to figure out which of your cage's bars is part of the cage gate... which bars can move to release (cheep) you... how do you solve BUDGIES GATE !!!
Aimed directly at Budgie Community, after all budgies need to feel tough too you know, and their little ego's need a little stroking (especially since over-stroking a budgie can lead to fatal accidents!).
Bass Strike-back
-----------------
Sick of being hooked in games... tired of feeling like a fish out of water? Well now you can strike back at those nasty humans in this spectacular and madly exciting simulation.
Wait for the silly humans to drop their worms in the water... then using only your mouth, remove the worm from it's safety harness (latest information tells us that this harness is called a 'hook'). Once the worm is eaten... swim away as fast as possible, laughing! Great fun for all your fishy family!
Chase the express
-----------------
For all you bored canines out there.... Look look it is a train.... BARK!, look look it is making noises... let’s chase it .... let's chase it, BARK!, and bark at it!! YES !!!! YES !!!! This is fun... quick here comes another one !! BARK !
Life doesn't get any better than this!
Nerdy Gerdy
-----------------
You play the part of Flossy the Sheep who has been tasked with winning the Kingdom-wide human-herding championship in order to save the kingdom from the tyrannical rule of an evil power (Sam the Sheepdog). Normally this task would fall to your grandfather; he just can't be bothered any more.
While us sheep are really good at herding, it is a known fact that silly humans can't get used to it at all.... Try to avoid letting your humans get distracted by many hilarious obstacles such as "things more interesting that walking into a pen" and "other humans" and "other humans with different parts".
Wonderful looking game, great soundtrack, loads of human-herding-hilarity for all the gang!
Jimmy White's Cueball world
------------------------------
Jimmy White the Flea has just woken up to a nightmare world..... Cueball world! In this all new 3D hopping simulator you must traverse the bald-headed silly humans in an attempt to find a nice hairy one where you can settle down for the winter and breed like it is going our of fashion.
Watch our though.... Creepy Comb and Panicky Powder are you to get you!!
The weakest stink
------------------
Team based game... great for all the pets at Christmas..... "Who has the weakest stink?". Comes with the new "Smellyvision" console adapter... this ingenious new device has the ability to detect unpleasant wind in the air and rate it on a "revulso-meter".
Talk about brewing up a storm... this wind-related game will have all the gang in stitches. Fail to disturb the silly sensitive humans with your gas trumpeting and you'll be nominated as the Weakest Stink !
Prisoner of Fur
---------------
You mission is to escape with your hide from the silly humans fur coat factory. Platform based escapades aplenty.
Petal Fear Solid Poop
----------------------
All the way from Japan, yet another weird video game concept.
The lead character in this aerial assault game is a Barney the Bee.
You must fly through a series of garden-based courses in an attempt to collect pollen and food particles in a race against time.
But nothing is as it seems... beware of the Killer Flower Petals, and the solid Poop that is littered around the course... one bump into this and you'll be knocked out completely. Game over. Buzz off.
Also we have some future titles and pets in mind....
GerbilCop
Ring of Red (for all the baboons out there..... think about it !!!!... slightly rude!)
StumpMan (how quickly can YOU bite peoples arms off)
The bouncer (kangaroo hijinx)
Perfect Bark (Stealth based game for dogs)
Pokeman - (Can YOU collect all the silly humans?)
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You know how some people send their beloved pets to pet-hotels and pampering parlours?
Well in a bold new move (aiming to milk these vulnerable people for all they are worth) KevD has invented a series of video games for people's pets, based on some of our favourite titles....
GTA Mice City
----------------------
Comes in two editions....
In the Cat edition you play the part of Fluffy McKenzie, once the pampered pet of a rich mistress, now reduced to street puss after a series of mice-related mishaps.
Now in an effort to return to past glories you take to the streets of Mice City to earn yourself the name of Main Moggy. Your adventure takes you through three huge cities, with loads of inventive weapons (remember the 'extendo-claw' from previous versions?!) and mice lures (including the ever popular 'Cheddar2000 Mouse Attraction Kit'). Carry out missions for the main street cats to work your way up the ranks. Of course no city is complete without gangs of dogs roaming around baying for your blood. Only the quick will survive.
The mouse edition sees you in the role of "Freckles" the toughest mouse in the City. You are the main mouse around the place and by no means will you allow cats or dogs to invade you turf.
Send out your mice troops to ensnare and torment other animals and humans, just watch out that you don't get stepped on or it's off to the big rat’s nest in the sky.
Game features:
- 100 species of mouse to hunt and maim.
- 'Kill or play' options.. leave a mouse dead in its tracks, or just play with it for a bit
- Mission based gameplay
- Feline Ferocity bonus system
7 Spades
-------------
This game is the latest of a long series of martial arts pooper scooping games. The aim of the game is to litter the street with doggy poop in a specified time limit. The 7 Spades of the title refers to an elite dog warden / poop scooping troop of humans. Should they manage to clean up the play area before the time runs out then it is game over.
Features the new intuitive 'No more sloppy doggie droppies' control system, allowing more refined poop targeting.
Alone in the Dark 4
--------------------
Still a favourite for the Bat community. This is yet another really cheap title to produce. The game has no graphical effects whatsoever, just a black screen. New to the series however is the latest peripheral... the 'Ultrasonic Beeper 5000'. Just strap this baby to your TV, plug it in to a controller socket and you are ready to go.
Aim of the game is to fly around the room as fast as possible, avoiding the sonic beeps from the console. Great fun for all the younger bats out there... or indeed for those who've had one to many drinks that night!! Of course the main drawing factor of the game is that it causes you to completely thrash any room you play it in! Great for tormenting your owners!
Budgies Gate: Park Alliance
----------------------------
You are a budgie. Sick of your life in a smelly cage you really want to escape. But where do you go? Where ... do .... you ... (cheep).... go.... ?
Word around the cage is that there is a secret budgie alliance forming in the local park. This alliance has the goal of uniting budgies from all over the neighbourhood (well, they really can't fly too far can they!) in a bid to secure better living conditions.
The aim of this puzzle game is to figure out which of your cage's bars is part of the cage gate... which bars can move to release (cheep) you... how do you solve BUDGIES GATE !!!
Aimed directly at Budgie Community, after all budgies need to feel tough too you know, and their little ego's need a little stroking (especially since over-stroking a budgie can lead to fatal accidents!).
Bass Strike-back
-----------------
Sick of being hooked in games... tired of feeling like a fish out of water? Well now you can strike back at those nasty humans in this spectacular and madly exciting simulation.
Wait for the silly humans to drop their worms in the water... then using only your mouth, remove the worm from it's safety harness (latest information tells us that this harness is called a 'hook'). Once the worm is eaten... swim away as fast as possible, laughing! Great fun for all your fishy family!
Chase the express
-----------------
For all you bored canines out there.... Look look it is a train.... BARK!, look look it is making noises... let’s chase it .... let's chase it, BARK!, and bark at it!! YES !!!! YES !!!! This is fun... quick here comes another one !! BARK !
Life doesn't get any better than this!
Nerdy Gerdy
-----------------
You play the part of Flossy the Sheep who has been tasked with winning the Kingdom-wide human-herding championship in order to save the kingdom from the tyrannical rule of an evil power (Sam the Sheepdog). Normally this task would fall to your grandfather; he just can't be bothered any more.
While us sheep are really good at herding, it is a known fact that silly humans can't get used to it at all.... Try to avoid letting your humans get distracted by many hilarious obstacles such as "things more interesting that walking into a pen" and "other humans" and "other humans with different parts".
Wonderful looking game, great soundtrack, loads of human-herding-hilarity for all the gang!
Jimmy White's Cueball world
------------------------------
Jimmy White the Flea has just woken up to a nightmare world..... Cueball world! In this all new 3D hopping simulator you must traverse the bald-headed silly humans in an attempt to find a nice hairy one where you can settle down for the winter and breed like it is going our of fashion.
Watch our though.... Creepy Comb and Panicky Powder are you to get you!!
The weakest stink
------------------
Team based game... great for all the pets at Christmas..... "Who has the weakest stink?". Comes with the new "Smellyvision" console adapter... this ingenious new device has the ability to detect unpleasant wind in the air and rate it on a "revulso-meter".
Talk about brewing up a storm... this wind-related game will have all the gang in stitches. Fail to disturb the silly sensitive humans with your gas trumpeting and you'll be nominated as the Weakest Stink !
Prisoner of Fur
---------------
You mission is to escape with your hide from the silly humans fur coat factory. Platform based escapades aplenty.
Petal Fear Solid Poop
----------------------
All the way from Japan, yet another weird video game concept.
The lead character in this aerial assault game is a Barney the Bee.
You must fly through a series of garden-based courses in an attempt to collect pollen and food particles in a race against time.
But nothing is as it seems... beware of the Killer Flower Petals, and the solid Poop that is littered around the course... one bump into this and you'll be knocked out completely. Game over. Buzz off.
Also we have some future titles and pets in mind....
GerbilCop
Ring of Red (for all the baboons out there..... think about it !!!!... slightly rude!)
StumpMan (how quickly can YOU bite peoples arms off)
The bouncer (kangaroo hijinx)
Perfect Bark (Stealth based game for dogs)
Pokeman - (Can YOU collect all the silly humans?)
Well in a bold new move (aiming to milk these vulnerable people for all they are worth) KevD has invented a series of video games for people's pets, based on some of our favourite titles....
GTA Mice City
----------------------
Comes in two editions....
In the Cat edition you play the part of Fluffy McKenzie, once the pampered pet of a rich mistress, now reduced to street puss after a series of mice-related mishaps.
Now in an effort to return to past glories you take to the streets of Mice City to earn yourself the name of Main Moggy. Your adventure takes you through three huge cities, with loads of inventive weapons (remember the 'extendo-claw' from previous versions?!) and mice lures (including the ever popular 'Cheddar2000 Mouse Attraction Kit'). Carry out missions for the main street cats to work your way up the ranks. Of course no city is complete without gangs of dogs roaming around baying for your blood. Only the quick will survive.
The mouse edition sees you in the role of "Freckles" the toughest mouse in the City. You are the main mouse around the place and by no means will you allow cats or dogs to invade you turf.
Send out your mice troops to ensnare and torment other animals and humans, just watch out that you don't get stepped on or it's off to the big rat’s nest in the sky.
Game features:
- 100 species of mouse to hunt and maim.
- 'Kill or play' options.. leave a mouse dead in its tracks, or just play with it for a bit
- Mission based gameplay
- Feline Ferocity bonus system
7 Spades
-------------
This game is the latest of a long series of martial arts pooper scooping games. The aim of the game is to litter the street with doggy poop in a specified time limit. The 7 Spades of the title refers to an elite dog warden / poop scooping troop of humans. Should they manage to clean up the play area before the time runs out then it is game over.
Features the new intuitive 'No more sloppy doggie droppies' control system, allowing more refined poop targeting.
Alone in the Dark 4
--------------------
Still a favourite for the Bat community. This is yet another really cheap title to produce. The game has no graphical effects whatsoever, just a black screen. New to the series however is the latest peripheral... the 'Ultrasonic Beeper 5000'. Just strap this baby to your TV, plug it in to a controller socket and you are ready to go.
Aim of the game is to fly around the room as fast as possible, avoiding the sonic beeps from the console. Great fun for all the younger bats out there... or indeed for those who've had one to many drinks that night!! Of course the main drawing factor of the game is that it causes you to completely thrash any room you play it in! Great for tormenting your owners!
Budgies Gate: Park Alliance
----------------------------
You are a budgie. Sick of your life in a smelly cage you really want to escape. But where do you go? Where ... do .... you ... (cheep).... go.... ?
Word around the cage is that there is a secret budgie alliance forming in the local park. This alliance has the goal of uniting budgies from all over the neighbourhood (well, they really can't fly too far can they!) in a bid to secure better living conditions.
The aim of this puzzle game is to figure out which of your cage's bars is part of the cage gate... which bars can move to release (cheep) you... how do you solve BUDGIES GATE !!!
Aimed directly at Budgie Community, after all budgies need to feel tough too you know, and their little ego's need a little stroking (especially since over-stroking a budgie can lead to fatal accidents!).
Bass Strike-back
-----------------
Sick of being hooked in games... tired of feeling like a fish out of water? Well now you can strike back at those nasty humans in this spectacular and madly exciting simulation.
Wait for the silly humans to drop their worms in the water... then using only your mouth, remove the worm from it's safety harness (latest information tells us that this harness is called a 'hook'). Once the worm is eaten... swim away as fast as possible, laughing! Great fun for all your fishy family!
Chase the express
-----------------
For all you bored canines out there.... Look look it is a train.... BARK!, look look it is making noises... let’s chase it .... let's chase it, BARK!, and bark at it!! YES !!!! YES !!!! This is fun... quick here comes another one !! BARK !
Life doesn't get any better than this!
Nerdy Gerdy
-----------------
You play the part of Flossy the Sheep who has been tasked with winning the Kingdom-wide human-herding championship in order to save the kingdom from the tyrannical rule of an evil power (Sam the Sheepdog). Normally this task would fall to your grandfather; he just can't be bothered any more.
While us sheep are really good at herding, it is a known fact that silly humans can't get used to it at all.... Try to avoid letting your humans get distracted by many hilarious obstacles such as "things more interesting that walking into a pen" and "other humans" and "other humans with different parts".
Wonderful looking game, great soundtrack, loads of human-herding-hilarity for all the gang!
Jimmy White's Cueball world
------------------------------
Jimmy White the Flea has just woken up to a nightmare world..... Cueball world! In this all new 3D hopping simulator you must traverse the bald-headed silly humans in an attempt to find a nice hairy one where you can settle down for the winter and breed like it is going our of fashion.
Watch our though.... Creepy Comb and Panicky Powder are you to get you!!
The weakest stink
------------------
Team based game... great for all the pets at Christmas..... "Who has the weakest stink?". Comes with the new "Smellyvision" console adapter... this ingenious new device has the ability to detect unpleasant wind in the air and rate it on a "revulso-meter".
Talk about brewing up a storm... this wind-related game will have all the gang in stitches. Fail to disturb the silly sensitive humans with your gas trumpeting and you'll be nominated as the Weakest Stink !
Prisoner of Fur
---------------
You mission is to escape with your hide from the silly humans fur coat factory. Platform based escapades aplenty.
Petal Fear Solid Poop
----------------------
All the way from Japan, yet another weird video game concept.
The lead character in this aerial assault game is a Barney the Bee.
You must fly through a series of garden-based courses in an attempt to collect pollen and food particles in a race against time.
But nothing is as it seems... beware of the Killer Flower Petals, and the solid Poop that is littered around the course... one bump into this and you'll be knocked out completely. Game over. Buzz off.
Also we have some future titles and pets in mind....
GerbilCop
Ring of Red (for all the baboons out there..... think about it !!!!... slightly rude!)
StumpMan (how quickly can YOU bite peoples arms off)
The bouncer (kangaroo hijinx)
Perfect Bark (Stealth based game for dogs)
Pokeman - (Can YOU collect all the silly humans?)