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"Kerrang 5: Games Edition"

You’ve got the first 4 albums, but now Special Reserve, numerous games developers and the best bands and artists around (which depends heavily upon your personal opinions, before you say anything) have all teamed up to bring you Kerrang 5: Games Edition. Enjoy!

P.S. Due to the “astounding” quality of each song, there are only 8 traf**ks on the CD. Dark Mark™ Entertainment Inc does not accept any responsibility for CD’s becoming lodged in throats, jammed in ears or flying like Frisbees into nearby greenhouses and / or conservatories.

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Traf**k list:
1. Linkin Park – One (GBA) Game Closer
2. The Offspring – I Want Gamecube
3. Nif**kelbaf**k – Too Good
4. Aerosmith – Gameaday
5. Tenacious D – Gamecube
6. Papa Roach – First Resort
7. Drowning Pool – Fanboys
8. Millencolin – Games For Me

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“One (GBA) Game Closer”
- sung to “1Stp Klosr” by Linkin Park -

I cannot take this any more
Playing all these games I’ve played before
All these games are too easy
Nintendo’s out to make money
The less you make the less I play
You’ll find that out anyway

I find the re-hashes are too clear
I wish they would just disappear
These games I’ve already played
They’ve not gone but instead stayed
Old games driving me crazy
I want new games can’t you see? (5x)

Every game you send to me
I’m about to break
I need a lot more new games please
I’m about to (break)

These are the games I’ve already seen
Playing them over again bores me
Right now I am praying for brand new games
(I’m about to break)
Nintendo’s re-hashing drives me insane
Causing me anguish and gaming pain
I’m handing my cash over for games I already own
And it’s boring (9x)

Give me new games when I’m asking for them! Give me!
And it’s boring
Give me!
And it’s boring
Give me!
And it’s boring
Give me new games when I’m asking for them! Give me!
And it’s boring
Give me!
And it’s boring
Give me!
And it’s boring
Give me! I’m about to break!

Every game you send to me
I’m about to break
I need a lot more new games please
I’m about to break
Every game you send to me
I’m about to break
I need a lot more new games please
And I’m about to…

Every game you send to me
Takes me one game closer to the edge and I’m about to break
I need a lot more new games please
‘Cos I’m one game closer to the edge and I’m about to break
Every game you send to me
Takes me one game closer to the edge and I’m about to break
I need a lot more new games please
‘Cos I’m one game closer to the edge and I’m about to…

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“Want Gamecube”
- sung to “Want You Bad” by The Offspring -

If I could only read my mind
You would know that things between us ain’t right
I know your pads are open wide
But you’re a little on the crap side I can’t lie

You’re a shame
With your crap games
Come around now can’t you see?

I want to
Go trade you
I want Gamecube

Impress me
Don’t distress me
Want you to be Gamecube, cube, cube, cube

If you could only read my mind
You would know that I’ve been waiting so long
For a console just like you
But with better games I’m waiting
So come on

Comfy pad time
Come on it’s not a crime
Come around now can’t you see?

I want to
Go trade you
I want Gamecube

Impress me
Don’t distress me
Want you to be Gamecube, cube, cube, cube

Don’t get me wrong
I know you’re really trying hard
But I want more
Bigger games and memory cards

I want to
Go trade you
I want Gamecube

Impress me
Don’t distress me
I want Gamecube

I mean it
I need it
Want you to be Gamecube, cube, cube, cube

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"Too Good"
- sung to the tune of "Too Bad" by Nif**kelbaf**k -

God my hands are lined with games
For submitting and typing
Members' hands are lined with games
For doing the same thing
With great ideas
Just tryin' to keep prices off our baf**ks
And all I hear about... is how it's so good, it's so good

It's too good, not stupid
Too great, so right, that's right
Not too good to be true, worth entering
Let's win

Never spoke to someone who,
Wasn't impressed with the
Site that's fun and rewarding
And isn't still to win
Submit reviews
Choose any one game of your choice
And now I dream about it... and how it's so good, it's so good

It's too good, not stupid
Too great, so right, that's right
Not too good to be true, worth entering
Let's win

Members are winning many times
Their faith remains so strong
Guess it's worth it in the end
To win it don't take long
More great ideas
Still keeping prices off our baf**ks
And now I scream about it... and how it's so good, it's so good, it's so good, it's so good!!!

It's too good, not stupid
Too great, so right, that's right
Not too good to be true, worth entering
Let's win

Let's win

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"Gameaday"
- sung to the tune of "Spider-Man” by Aerosmith -

Gameaday, Gameaday,
Win great stuff in 3 great ways.
Write reviews or just chat,
Win a free game just like that.
Look out! Here comes Gameaday.

Is it real or just a trif**k?
When you win you take your pif**k.
Choose a game or DVD,
It's easy to win you'll soon see.
Look out! Here comes Gameaday.

On the world wide web,
With a clif**k of a mouse.
Win a game of your choice,
And it's delivered to your house!

Gameaday, Gameaday,
To get free games it's the only way.
Compete for games or just have fun,
Websites you need? It's the only one!
To us, Gameaday's a way of life,
Even better than girls and wives (ahem...)
All praise Gameaday!!!

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"Gamecube"
- sung to the tune of "Tribute" by Tenacious D

This is the greatest and best console in the universe.

Gamecube.

One night, me and my mate Edgy here,
We was walking through a long and lonely town centre.
Then all of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon,
In the middle of the town.

And he said!

"Show me the best console in the world, or I'll eat your souls."

Well me and Edgy, we looked at each other and said, "Ok".

And we showed him the first console that came into our heads,
And it just so happened to be,
The best console in the world,
It was the best console in the world.

Look into my eyes and see, see, see,
Beating X-Box, above average it be.
It was destiny.

Once every few games consoles or so,
When SEGA don't shine and Sony don't glow.
And Microsoft lies low.

Well needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip craf**k with his heavy tail...
And the beast was done.

He said, " Be you Shigsy?"
And we said "No, we are but men!"

ROCK!

Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh!! Oooooooooh! Ooooooooh!
This is just the best console in the world, no...
But it's also a tribute.

Couldn't afford the greatest console in the world, no...
This is just a tribute.

And the funny thing is this, my friend,
The console we showed him on that fateful night didn't actual look anything like this console!

This is just a tribute,
You gotta believe me.
It's a matter of opinion,
And I wish you were there.

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"First Resort"
- sung to “Last Resort” by Papa Roach -

Cut Bill Gates into pieces,
This is my first resort.
Suffocation, no breathing,
Don't give a f*f**k if I cut his arm bleeding.

This is my first resort.

Cut Bill Gates into pieces,
I've reached my first resort, suffocation, no breathing.
Don't give a f*f**k if I cut his arm bleeding,
Do you even care if he dies bleeding?
Would it be wrong, would it be right,
If I took his life tonight? Chances are that I might.
Mutilation out of sight,
And I'm contemplating homicide.

'Cos I'm losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.

I never realised he was after my cash,
Until it was too late and then my soul was slashed.
Always feeding on money and living in sin,
Dollars spiral, where do I begin?
It all started when he stole my wallet,
No regret for his sins or "sorry I stole it".
I'm searching to find a decent console,
Finding nothing but train sims and Halo.

I'm losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.

Nothing's all right, nothing is fine.
I'm running and I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying,
I'm crying, I'm crying.

He... can't... go... on... spend... ing... this... way.

Cut Bill Gates into pieces,
This is my first resort.
Suffocation, no breathing,
Don't give a f*f**k if I cut his arm bleeding.

Would it be wrong, would it be right,
If I took his life tonight? Chances are that I might.
Mutilation out of sight,
And I'm contemplating homicide.

'Cos I'm losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.
Losing my sight, losing my mind,
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine.

Nothing's all right, nothing is fine.
I'm running and I'm crying.

HE... CAN'T... GO... ON... SPEND... ING.... THIS.... WAY!!!!

Can't go on,
Spending this way.

Nothing's all.... RIGHT!

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“Fanboys”
- sung to “Bodies” by Drowning Pool –

Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the… FLOOR!

Spamming what for?
Can’t take much more

One! Something’s wrong with them
Two! Something’s wrong with them
Three! Something’s wrong with them
Four! Something’s wrong with them
One! Something’s got to give
Two! Something’s got to give
Three! Something’s got to give!

Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the floor

Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the floor

Spamming again
Why won’t this end?

One! Something’s wrong with them
Two! Something’s wrong with them
Three! Something’s wrong with them
Four! Something’s wrong with them
One! Something’s got to give
Two! Something’s got to give
Three! Something’s got to give!

Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the floor

Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the floor

Steal their pads, consoles, games
Their playing their games but bringing us shame
They were members but now they’re banned
Teach them a lesson, cut off their hands

Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the… FLOOR!

One! Something’s wrong with them
Two! Something’s wrong with them
Three! Something’s wrong with them
Four! Something’s wrong with them
One! Something’s got to give
Two! Something’s got to give
Three! Something’s got to give!

Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the floor

Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the floor
Let the fanboys hit the floor

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“Games For Me”
- sung to “Devil Me” by Millencolin -

Yes I’m a gaming fan, indeed a geek
Got 2 GBA’s Gamecube, Dreamcast
Damn good games I need
Gaming mags I read
And I would love to make my own game

I like the shoot-em-ups and racing games
But I also play platformers and stuff
Playing games too much
With the world I’ve lost touch
And I’ll never get a girl up the duff

Its games I adore
Playing games is what makes me
A lazy bum is what I want to be

I want them all
I want them all here for myself
I want them all to be a part of my games shelf
I want them all here for myself
Wherever they are

Shigsy and Bill Gates are guys who know where it’s at
And Mario is my favourite plumber
I enjoy Doshin, but detest train sims
If I play games will I get dumber?
Oh I’m not a pro on Halo but there you go
And yeah I think I like bein’ a slob
Shooting guards with my gun
Then in walks my mum
And tells me to go look for a job

Its games I adore
Playing games is what makes me
A lazy bum is what I want to be

I want them all
I want them all here for myself
I want them all to be a part of my games shelf
I want them all here for myself
Wherever they are
Wherever they are
Wherever they are
All round the world they are, in GAME and EB and even SR

I want them all
I want them all here for myself
I want them all to be a part of my games shelf
I want them all
I want them all
I want them all
I want them all here for myself
To be a part of my games shelf
Wherever they are

HAH. I only read the songs which I knew, but bloody excellent. Gameaday was the best.

ROTFFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark Mark wrote:
> pop

...goes the we-heee-sallllllllll!

pop


I always wanted to say that. :D

well u shud do

Very nice...even id I did only read the bit BEFORE the songs list ;)

Quite.

Dark Mark wrote:
> Bazzman wrote:
> spammer... :P
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> Newbie!


its pronounced NOOOOOOOOBIE, little boy.. be nice i still remember what i saw when i was 4! you, the headmistress.. the.. well be nice please

Bazzman wrote:
> spammer... :P

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Newbie!

Dark Mark wrote:
> Solskjær wrote:
> Heh, the Offspring one was good, and i've heard you do the Papa
> Roach
> one before - and it's still as-good-as-ever! :D
>
> Can't help but think there should be more tracks here though....?
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> Due to the “astounding” quality of each song, there are only 8 tracks
> on the CD. Dark Mark™ Entertainment Inc does not accept any
> responsibility for CD’s becoming lodged in throats, jammed in ears or
> flying like Frisbees into nearby greenhouses and / or conservatories.


spammer... :P