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**Tony, Bob, Darkus, Mr.Snuggly and Schroeder put on there waist coats and stripy shirts to form a barber shop band to sing the SR Bar them song**
SR the bar!
It's near by your local Spar!
There are JAT drinks, Newbie drinks and Regular drinks as well!
There's something there for everyone it's like they have a spell!
You'll be happy as they serve you from the building were SR Staff dwell!
**Music stops and all the Staff Regulars go back to serving drinks to under age JATS**
My story starts here on a quiet night at the SR gaming bar. Technically there is only one GBA in the corner that everyone ignore but as Tony flunked bar tending school they had to find a loop hole to getting people loaded. The bar was reasonably empty accept the usual customers who wouldn't leave if the bar didn't shut.
Reptar - Another shot of Tequila Spammers...
Schroeder - Don't you think you've had enough?
Reptar - Frankly...NO!
Schroeder - Ok I don't really care just by law we have to ask every half hour after the first six hours
Reptar - You’re as sweet as a pepper
Schroeder - Whatever you say...HEY! Grrr well that'll be £15
Reptar - £15!! But a minute ago it was £5!!
Schroeder - Damn well it shouldn't be to long before I can convince you that Beef isn't meet
Reptar - I’ll never be that drunk! I'm a very strict **hic-up** vegetarian
Schroeder - Sure you wouldn't...
Ahhh yes Reptar. He joined the SR bar about a month ago and although he says he's twenty-one almost everyone doubts it after he was caught shouting at a woman in the street who was apparently his "Teacher the shilly sit!"
The Gerrid - **Starts dancing on the counter** WOOoo! I got blades man blades!!!
Bob - GERRID! The special doctor said you were allowed out only if you behaved yourself and broke your obsession with blades!
The Gerrid - Yeh! Well he also said not to go out drinking but your not stopping that!
Bob - Well that's different... Just give me the knives
The Gerrid - HEH Bob is smelly Bob is smelly!
Bob - Get down!
The Gerrid - NO!
Bob - **injects "Happy drugs" into Gerrid** there AGHHHH!! **The Gerrid falls of onto Bob**
The Gerrid...One of the less sane members of the SR bar but always there when he can make it. I seem to recall that in the great Blitz of WW2 he chained himself to the SR bar wall so it wouldn't shut. Unfortunately he got hit by a piece of shrapnel and he went loopy from then on. Oh well his doctor say's he is getting better and he is getting over his addiction with blades. Now one knows why he loves blades that much but he is like a bird, if it is shiny he'll take it and as he constantly points out "Blades are shiny"
Mystique - Heh heh heh heh heh I saw a cat **points to Reptar**
Edio - Emmm I know I’m just a trainee but...
Tony - **pushes Edio out of the way** Hey Mystique! Yeh that is one fine looking kitty
Reptar - HEY!
Mystique - Heh heh it talks
Tony - Yeh that's amazing all right. Hey why don't he play a game! It's called "Drink until I get your credit card details"
Mystique - YAY!! Sounds fun
Tony - Another tray of GAD Rum!! GAD rum? What does GAD mean? Oh well...
Ahhh yes I remember that game oh so well. Mystique has been member of the SR bar since it first opened. We all worry about her considering she doesn't work and has a tab more expensive than the building price of the QE2.
Mr.Snuggly - Look ReDdy it's the latest issue of Horse and Hound!
ReDdy - reegh grr narl jimmin hell!
Mr.Snuggly - Oh don't be so grumpy! They chucked you of the team for your drinking problems but you can still read a magazine about it.
ReDdy - Damn Rockin Shockin Regular Moon Shine! It caused all this trouble! I have to quit drinking and get my life back together!
Mr.Snuggly - HEY! Don't be an idiot! When you think of doing something like that again just remember that alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems
ReDdy - You know something Snuggly...You make more sense than all these self help books I've been reading and that is so sad I think I'm going to cry **rests head on tables and starts to cry like a baby**
Mr.Snuggly - Emmmm want another shot?
ReDdy - Ok :D
ReDdy used to be a big shot playing the stock market until he invested in the Fox entertainment industry. He thought they were a safe bet and that they could never go bankrupt... It just shows you how wrong you can be. He had nothing left accept a few thousand pounds in his account and his foxhunting club but when he turned to drink he lost that as well. Oh well at least he still has SR.
Wookiemonster - **He goes on the karaoke stage to try and sing "The Hamster Dance"** I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL SO PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKE BOX BABY!!
Darkus - Ummmm Wookie
Wookiemonster - I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL SO COME AND TAKE THE TIME TO DANCE WITH ME!!!
Darkus - WOOKIE!
Wookiemonster - Uh! Ow! Yeah yeah!! I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL!! BECAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR MY SOUL!!
Darkus - FOR GOD SAKE WOOKIE YOU’RE SINGING THE WRONG SONG!!
Wookiemonster - Dude you through of my groove
Darkus - Wookie you should at least be sober enough to remember the song if your going to do karaoke
Wookiemonster - Dude not cool...
Darkus - Well that's the way it is
Wookiemonster - Heavy :(
Wookiemonster is needless to say a wannabe singer although as you have probably guessed his prospects are bleak. You can see a clip of him on both the Irish Pop stars and Pop Idol. All the judges told him to not quite his day job but the joke was on them!! HE DOESN'T HAVE A JOB!! Oh :(
**All the Staff Regulars put there barber shop band outfits back on as they are preparing for the ending song**
Well you've seen the bar and the near by Spar!
You've had a laugh at SR staff!
But what you've not seen is what goes on in the back!
There's Schroeder and Tony walking off the beaten track!
While the rest stay behind robbing the customers blind!
So in the end we are crooks and thieves but the staff of SR sincerely believes!
It's the best bar in Britain for you and ME!!!!!!
SR the bar!
It's near by your local Spar!
There are JAT drinks, Newbie drinks and Regular drinks as well!
There's something there for everyone it's like they have a spell!
You'll be happy as they serve you from the building were SR Staff dwell!
**Music stops and all the Staff Regulars go back to serving drinks to under age JATS**
My story starts here on a quiet night at the SR gaming bar. Technically there is only one GBA in the corner that everyone ignore but as Tony flunked bar tending school they had to find a loop hole to getting people loaded. The bar was reasonably empty accept the usual customers who wouldn't leave if the bar didn't shut.
Reptar - Another shot of Tequila Spammers...
Schroeder - Don't you think you've had enough?
Reptar - Frankly...NO!
Schroeder - Ok I don't really care just by law we have to ask every half hour after the first six hours
Reptar - You’re as sweet as a pepper
Schroeder - Whatever you say...HEY! Grrr well that'll be £15
Reptar - £15!! But a minute ago it was £5!!
Schroeder - Damn well it shouldn't be to long before I can convince you that Beef isn't meet
Reptar - I’ll never be that drunk! I'm a very strict **hic-up** vegetarian
Schroeder - Sure you wouldn't...
Ahhh yes Reptar. He joined the SR bar about a month ago and although he says he's twenty-one almost everyone doubts it after he was caught shouting at a woman in the street who was apparently his "Teacher the shilly sit!"
The Gerrid - **Starts dancing on the counter** WOOoo! I got blades man blades!!!
Bob - GERRID! The special doctor said you were allowed out only if you behaved yourself and broke your obsession with blades!
The Gerrid - Yeh! Well he also said not to go out drinking but your not stopping that!
Bob - Well that's different... Just give me the knives
The Gerrid - HEH Bob is smelly Bob is smelly!
Bob - Get down!
The Gerrid - NO!
Bob - **injects "Happy drugs" into Gerrid** there AGHHHH!! **The Gerrid falls of onto Bob**
The Gerrid...One of the less sane members of the SR bar but always there when he can make it. I seem to recall that in the great Blitz of WW2 he chained himself to the SR bar wall so it wouldn't shut. Unfortunately he got hit by a piece of shrapnel and he went loopy from then on. Oh well his doctor say's he is getting better and he is getting over his addiction with blades. Now one knows why he loves blades that much but he is like a bird, if it is shiny he'll take it and as he constantly points out "Blades are shiny"
Mystique - Heh heh heh heh heh I saw a cat **points to Reptar**
Edio - Emmm I know I’m just a trainee but...
Tony - **pushes Edio out of the way** Hey Mystique! Yeh that is one fine looking kitty
Reptar - HEY!
Mystique - Heh heh it talks
Tony - Yeh that's amazing all right. Hey why don't he play a game! It's called "Drink until I get your credit card details"
Mystique - YAY!! Sounds fun
Tony - Another tray of GAD Rum!! GAD rum? What does GAD mean? Oh well...
Ahhh yes I remember that game oh so well. Mystique has been member of the SR bar since it first opened. We all worry about her considering she doesn't work and has a tab more expensive than the building price of the QE2.
Mr.Snuggly - Look ReDdy it's the latest issue of Horse and Hound!
ReDdy - reegh grr narl jimmin hell!
Mr.Snuggly - Oh don't be so grumpy! They chucked you of the team for your drinking problems but you can still read a magazine about it.
ReDdy - Damn Rockin Shockin Regular Moon Shine! It caused all this trouble! I have to quit drinking and get my life back together!
Mr.Snuggly - HEY! Don't be an idiot! When you think of doing something like that again just remember that alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems
ReDdy - You know something Snuggly...You make more sense than all these self help books I've been reading and that is so sad I think I'm going to cry **rests head on tables and starts to cry like a baby**
Mr.Snuggly - Emmmm want another shot?
ReDdy - Ok :D
ReDdy used to be a big shot playing the stock market until he invested in the Fox entertainment industry. He thought they were a safe bet and that they could never go bankrupt... It just shows you how wrong you can be. He had nothing left accept a few thousand pounds in his account and his foxhunting club but when he turned to drink he lost that as well. Oh well at least he still has SR.
Wookiemonster - **He goes on the karaoke stage to try and sing "The Hamster Dance"** I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL SO PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKE BOX BABY!!
Darkus - Ummmm Wookie
Wookiemonster - I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL SO COME AND TAKE THE TIME TO DANCE WITH ME!!!
Darkus - WOOKIE!
Wookiemonster - Uh! Ow! Yeah yeah!! I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL!! BECAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR MY SOUL!!
Darkus - FOR GOD SAKE WOOKIE YOU’RE SINGING THE WRONG SONG!!
Wookiemonster - Dude you through of my groove
Darkus - Wookie you should at least be sober enough to remember the song if your going to do karaoke
Wookiemonster - Dude not cool...
Darkus - Well that's the way it is
Wookiemonster - Heavy :(
Wookiemonster is needless to say a wannabe singer although as you have probably guessed his prospects are bleak. You can see a clip of him on both the Irish Pop stars and Pop Idol. All the judges told him to not quite his day job but the joke was on them!! HE DOESN'T HAVE A JOB!! Oh :(
**All the Staff Regulars put there barber shop band outfits back on as they are preparing for the ending song**
Well you've seen the bar and the near by Spar!
You've had a laugh at SR staff!
But what you've not seen is what goes on in the back!
There's Schroeder and Tony walking off the beaten track!
While the rest stay behind robbing the customers blind!
So in the end we are crooks and thieves but the staff of SR sincerely believes!
It's the best bar in Britain for you and ME!!!!!!
What? Drugs?
*wipes nose, sniffs*
I don't take drugs
*sniffs more*
Why would I take drugs
*nose starts bleeding*
Oh dear, not again
*keels over, foams at the mouth*
*wipes nose, sniffs*
I don't take drugs
*sniffs more*
Why would I take drugs
*nose starts bleeding*
Oh dear, not again
*keels over, foams at the mouth*
Hehe, Cubist mate, that was class. Excellent stuff. Gerrid takes Happy Drugs *sniggers*
**Tony, Bob, Darkus, Mr.Snuggly and Schroeder put on there waist coats and stripy shirts to form a barber shop band to sing the SR Bar them song**
SR the bar!
It's near by your local Spar!
There are JAT drinks, Newbie drinks and Regular drinks as well!
There's something there for everyone it's like they have a spell!
You'll be happy as they serve you from the building were SR Staff dwell!
**Music stops and all the Staff Regulars go back to serving drinks to under age JATS**
My story starts here on a quiet night at the SR gaming bar. Technically there is only one GBA in the corner that everyone ignore but as Tony flunked bar tending school they had to find a loop hole to getting people loaded. The bar was reasonably empty accept the usual customers who wouldn't leave if the bar didn't shut.
Reptar - Another shot of Tequila Spammers...
Schroeder - Don't you think you've had enough?
Reptar - Frankly...NO!
Schroeder - Ok I don't really care just by law we have to ask every half hour after the first six hours
Reptar - You’re as sweet as a pepper
Schroeder - Whatever you say...HEY! Grrr well that'll be £15
Reptar - £15!! But a minute ago it was £5!!
Schroeder - Damn well it shouldn't be to long before I can convince you that Beef isn't meet
Reptar - I’ll never be that drunk! I'm a very strict **hic-up** vegetarian
Schroeder - Sure you wouldn't...
Ahhh yes Reptar. He joined the SR bar about a month ago and although he says he's twenty-one almost everyone doubts it after he was caught shouting at a woman in the street who was apparently his "Teacher the shilly sit!"
The Gerrid - **Starts dancing on the counter** WOOoo! I got blades man blades!!!
Bob - GERRID! The special doctor said you were allowed out only if you behaved yourself and broke your obsession with blades!
The Gerrid - Yeh! Well he also said not to go out drinking but your not stopping that!
Bob - Well that's different... Just give me the knives
The Gerrid - HEH Bob is smelly Bob is smelly!
Bob - Get down!
The Gerrid - NO!
Bob - **injects "Happy drugs" into Gerrid** there AGHHHH!! **The Gerrid falls of onto Bob**
The Gerrid...One of the less sane members of the SR bar but always there when he can make it. I seem to recall that in the great Blitz of WW2 he chained himself to the SR bar wall so it wouldn't shut. Unfortunately he got hit by a piece of shrapnel and he went loopy from then on. Oh well his doctor say's he is getting better and he is getting over his addiction with blades. Now one knows why he loves blades that much but he is like a bird, if it is shiny he'll take it and as he constantly points out "Blades are shiny"
Mystique - Heh heh heh heh heh I saw a cat **points to Reptar**
Edio - Emmm I know I’m just a trainee but...
Tony - **pushes Edio out of the way** Hey Mystique! Yeh that is one fine looking kitty
Reptar - HEY!
Mystique - Heh heh it talks
Tony - Yeh that's amazing all right. Hey why don't he play a game! It's called "Drink until I get your credit card details"
Mystique - YAY!! Sounds fun
Tony - Another tray of GAD Rum!! GAD rum? What does GAD mean? Oh well...
Ahhh yes I remember that game oh so well. Mystique has been member of the SR bar since it first opened. We all worry about her considering she doesn't work and has a tab more expensive than the building price of the QE2.
Mr.Snuggly - Look ReDdy it's the latest issue of Horse and Hound!
ReDdy - reegh grr narl jimmin hell!
Mr.Snuggly - Oh don't be so grumpy! They chucked you of the team for your drinking problems but you can still read a magazine about it.
ReDdy - Damn Rockin Shockin Regular Moon Shine! It caused all this trouble! I have to quit drinking and get my life back together!
Mr.Snuggly - HEY! Don't be an idiot! When you think of doing something like that again just remember that alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems
ReDdy - You know something Snuggly...You make more sense than all these self help books I've been reading and that is so sad I think I'm going to cry **rests head on tables and starts to cry like a baby**
Mr.Snuggly - Emmmm want another shot?
ReDdy - Ok :D
ReDdy used to be a big shot playing the stock market until he invested in the Fox entertainment industry. He thought they were a safe bet and that they could never go bankrupt... It just shows you how wrong you can be. He had nothing left accept a few thousand pounds in his account and his foxhunting club but when he turned to drink he lost that as well. Oh well at least he still has SR.
Wookiemonster - **He goes on the karaoke stage to try and sing "The Hamster Dance"** I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL SO PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKE BOX BABY!!
Darkus - Ummmm Wookie
Wookiemonster - I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL SO COME AND TAKE THE TIME TO DANCE WITH ME!!!
Darkus - WOOKIE!
Wookiemonster - Uh! Ow! Yeah yeah!! I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL!! BECAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR MY SOUL!!
Darkus - FOR GOD SAKE WOOKIE YOU’RE SINGING THE WRONG SONG!!
Wookiemonster - Dude you through of my groove
Darkus - Wookie you should at least be sober enough to remember the song if your going to do karaoke
Wookiemonster - Dude not cool...
Darkus - Well that's the way it is
Wookiemonster - Heavy :(
Wookiemonster is needless to say a wannabe singer although as you have probably guessed his prospects are bleak. You can see a clip of him on both the Irish Pop stars and Pop Idol. All the judges told him to not quite his day job but the joke was on them!! HE DOESN'T HAVE A JOB!! Oh :(
**All the Staff Regulars put there barber shop band outfits back on as they are preparing for the ending song**
Well you've seen the bar and the near by Spar!
You've had a laugh at SR staff!
But what you've not seen is what goes on in the back!
There's Schroeder and Tony walking off the beaten track!
While the rest stay behind robbing the customers blind!
So in the end we are crooks and thieves but the staff of SR sincerely believes!
It's the best bar in Britain for you and ME!!!!!!
SR the bar!
It's near by your local Spar!
There are JAT drinks, Newbie drinks and Regular drinks as well!
There's something there for everyone it's like they have a spell!
You'll be happy as they serve you from the building were SR Staff dwell!
**Music stops and all the Staff Regulars go back to serving drinks to under age JATS**
My story starts here on a quiet night at the SR gaming bar. Technically there is only one GBA in the corner that everyone ignore but as Tony flunked bar tending school they had to find a loop hole to getting people loaded. The bar was reasonably empty accept the usual customers who wouldn't leave if the bar didn't shut.
Reptar - Another shot of Tequila Spammers...
Schroeder - Don't you think you've had enough?
Reptar - Frankly...NO!
Schroeder - Ok I don't really care just by law we have to ask every half hour after the first six hours
Reptar - You’re as sweet as a pepper
Schroeder - Whatever you say...HEY! Grrr well that'll be £15
Reptar - £15!! But a minute ago it was £5!!
Schroeder - Damn well it shouldn't be to long before I can convince you that Beef isn't meet
Reptar - I’ll never be that drunk! I'm a very strict **hic-up** vegetarian
Schroeder - Sure you wouldn't...
Ahhh yes Reptar. He joined the SR bar about a month ago and although he says he's twenty-one almost everyone doubts it after he was caught shouting at a woman in the street who was apparently his "Teacher the shilly sit!"
The Gerrid - **Starts dancing on the counter** WOOoo! I got blades man blades!!!
Bob - GERRID! The special doctor said you were allowed out only if you behaved yourself and broke your obsession with blades!
The Gerrid - Yeh! Well he also said not to go out drinking but your not stopping that!
Bob - Well that's different... Just give me the knives
The Gerrid - HEH Bob is smelly Bob is smelly!
Bob - Get down!
The Gerrid - NO!
Bob - **injects "Happy drugs" into Gerrid** there AGHHHH!! **The Gerrid falls of onto Bob**
The Gerrid...One of the less sane members of the SR bar but always there when he can make it. I seem to recall that in the great Blitz of WW2 he chained himself to the SR bar wall so it wouldn't shut. Unfortunately he got hit by a piece of shrapnel and he went loopy from then on. Oh well his doctor say's he is getting better and he is getting over his addiction with blades. Now one knows why he loves blades that much but he is like a bird, if it is shiny he'll take it and as he constantly points out "Blades are shiny"
Mystique - Heh heh heh heh heh I saw a cat **points to Reptar**
Edio - Emmm I know I’m just a trainee but...
Tony - **pushes Edio out of the way** Hey Mystique! Yeh that is one fine looking kitty
Reptar - HEY!
Mystique - Heh heh it talks
Tony - Yeh that's amazing all right. Hey why don't he play a game! It's called "Drink until I get your credit card details"
Mystique - YAY!! Sounds fun
Tony - Another tray of GAD Rum!! GAD rum? What does GAD mean? Oh well...
Ahhh yes I remember that game oh so well. Mystique has been member of the SR bar since it first opened. We all worry about her considering she doesn't work and has a tab more expensive than the building price of the QE2.
Mr.Snuggly - Look ReDdy it's the latest issue of Horse and Hound!
ReDdy - reegh grr narl jimmin hell!
Mr.Snuggly - Oh don't be so grumpy! They chucked you of the team for your drinking problems but you can still read a magazine about it.
ReDdy - Damn Rockin Shockin Regular Moon Shine! It caused all this trouble! I have to quit drinking and get my life back together!
Mr.Snuggly - HEY! Don't be an idiot! When you think of doing something like that again just remember that alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems
ReDdy - You know something Snuggly...You make more sense than all these self help books I've been reading and that is so sad I think I'm going to cry **rests head on tables and starts to cry like a baby**
Mr.Snuggly - Emmmm want another shot?
ReDdy - Ok :D
ReDdy used to be a big shot playing the stock market until he invested in the Fox entertainment industry. He thought they were a safe bet and that they could never go bankrupt... It just shows you how wrong you can be. He had nothing left accept a few thousand pounds in his account and his foxhunting club but when he turned to drink he lost that as well. Oh well at least he still has SR.
Wookiemonster - **He goes on the karaoke stage to try and sing "The Hamster Dance"** I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL SO PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKE BOX BABY!!
Darkus - Ummmm Wookie
Wookiemonster - I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL SO COME AND TAKE THE TIME TO DANCE WITH ME!!!
Darkus - WOOKIE!
Wookiemonster - Uh! Ow! Yeah yeah!! I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL!! BECAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR MY SOUL!!
Darkus - FOR GOD SAKE WOOKIE YOU’RE SINGING THE WRONG SONG!!
Wookiemonster - Dude you through of my groove
Darkus - Wookie you should at least be sober enough to remember the song if your going to do karaoke
Wookiemonster - Dude not cool...
Darkus - Well that's the way it is
Wookiemonster - Heavy :(
Wookiemonster is needless to say a wannabe singer although as you have probably guessed his prospects are bleak. You can see a clip of him on both the Irish Pop stars and Pop Idol. All the judges told him to not quite his day job but the joke was on them!! HE DOESN'T HAVE A JOB!! Oh :(
**All the Staff Regulars put there barber shop band outfits back on as they are preparing for the ending song**
Well you've seen the bar and the near by Spar!
You've had a laugh at SR staff!
But what you've not seen is what goes on in the back!
There's Schroeder and Tony walking off the beaten track!
While the rest stay behind robbing the customers blind!
So in the end we are crooks and thieves but the staff of SR sincerely believes!
It's the best bar in Britain for you and ME!!!!!!