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Hello and welcome to SRW, next up we have the Hardcore number one contendorship no holds barred match between Tommy Dreamer (RM18), Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster), Rhyno (Jetster) and Justin Credible (Rickoss)!
King: “So what exactly does No Holds Barred mean anyway”
JR: “It means you can use any type of hold, from a choke hold to an arm wrench”
King: “Can’t you do that anyway?”
JR: “Yes but only for five seconds”
King: “How long can you do them in a No Holds Barred match?
JR: “Errrrm............... five....seconds”
King: “Hmmmm, well what's so special about it then”
JR: “Well ummm, I suppose you can use weapons too”
King: “Ah so it’s a hardcore match then?”
JR: “Err.... gnnng...... now listen here you”
Hardcore Holly’s music hits to absolutely no reaction, I don’t think even the camera guy was focusing on him, one guy in the crowd may have noticed him as he turned to talk to his friend but that’s about it, max. Poor Holly.
King: “So what is it then?”
JR: “Shush”
ARGH!
The camera flicks to the a picture in the backstage section and it looks as though Rhyno Tommy Dreamer and Justin Credible have already begun this match in the back! (Typical ECW lust for you) Rhyno throws Dreamer head first through a set of doors and outside near the parking lot! Justin Credible quickly knocks Rhyno through them too and follows them out. The referee leaves the ring and runs to the backstage area, leaving Holly all alone. Poor Holly.
CRASH! OHHH! Rhyno’s head just got driven through a side window of a car! Courtesy of Justin Credible! Rhyho forehead is cut open and starts to bleed. Tommy Dreamer doesn’t let the show get to him though and attacks Credible from behind with a closeline knocking him into the car, he swings him round and begins to pound him in the face with stiff left and right arm shots before swinging him around once more and slamming his head off the roof of the car sending him to the floor.
We cut back to the referee who sees the action on a backstage TV screen and runs to that location, on his way he trips over the TV wire pulling it from the back of the TV but gets back up, dusts himself off and carries on regardless. A few seconds later Holly appears behind the curtains and looks around for which direction to head, he walks over to the TV and tries to switch it on but obviously it doesn’t work, he gets angry and throws it to the floor then proceeds to interrogate some people walking past but no luck finding where his match is. Poor Holly.
We return to see Justin Credible body slamming Rhyno on the hood of a car! WHAM!! There’s a cover! But there’s no reef!! Tommy Dreamer stumbles over and grabs Credible by the feet and pulls back tripping him up and sending him head first into the car, WHAM!! OHH! Credible get’s busted open, what impact, the referee turns up just as Dreamer makes a cover, 1, 2...... Rhyno somehow splits it up! Rhyno Irish Whips Dreamer but he reverses it and spins Rhyno around and into his arms, no wait! Not yet! DREAMER DDT!! ARGH! On the concrete, unbelievable! The crowd go wild! A cover 1, 2........Justin Credible throws himself at the referee stopping the count.
Holly is seen in the locker room now, frantically searching for his match, he bumps into Raven (Starlight) and roughly grabs him demanding he tell him where his match is, Raven talks in some weird, dark poetic way which confuses Holly so he pushes him away and leaves, however Raven quickly retaliates and charges at Holly slamming his head into the lockers! He then grabs a nearby folding chair and CREAMS Hardcore with it CRACK! Poor Holly.
Credible (Rickoss) is now branding a steel pipe and hits Tommy Dreamer (RM18) in the stomach with it, which knocks him back, he hits him one more time across the head but still he doesn’t fall, SUPER KICK!! SMACK!! Ohhhhhhhh! Brutal, I think Dreamer is knocked out!
Rhyno (Jetster) turns up and grabs the steel pipe and winds Credible with it, then quickly throws him into the back of a nearby WWE lorry, the doors swing shut shielding us from seeing what is going on (aye, aye) we hear lots of shouting and sounds of thrashing about but then a lingering silence....................... CRRRAAASSSHHH!! GORE!! GORE!! OH MY GOD!! Rhyno gored Justin Credible straight through the lorry doors and to the concrete, Rhyno is laying out cold on top of a bloody mess that is Credible, the referee counts, 1, 2.......3! That’s it it’s over, Rhyno wins it, he’s the number one contender and he doesn’t even know it! What a match!
You have been reading
Starlight
Hardcore (Ice Blaster) turns up battered and bruised holding his head just as Medics leave and the cleaners tidy up, the cameras cut off and Holly is left standing there alone with all dignity lost. Poor Holly.
HA!
King: “So what exactly does No Holds Barred mean anyway”
JR: “It means you can use any type of hold, from a choke hold to an arm wrench”
King: “Can’t you do that anyway?”
JR: “Yes but only for five seconds”
King: “How long can you do them in a No Holds Barred match?
JR: “Errrrm............... five....seconds”
King: “Hmmmm, well what's so special about it then”
JR: “Well ummm, I suppose you can use weapons too”
King: “Ah so it’s a hardcore match then?”
JR: “Err.... gnnng...... now listen here you”
Hardcore Holly’s music hits to absolutely no reaction, I don’t think even the camera guy was focusing on him, one guy in the crowd may have noticed him as he turned to talk to his friend but that’s about it, max. Poor Holly.
King: “So what is it then?”
JR: “Shush”
ARGH!
The camera flicks to the a picture in the backstage section and it looks as though Rhyno Tommy Dreamer and Justin Credible have already begun this match in the back! (Typical ECW lust for you) Rhyno throws Dreamer head first through a set of doors and outside near the parking lot! Justin Credible quickly knocks Rhyno through them too and follows them out. The referee leaves the ring and runs to the backstage area, leaving Holly all alone. Poor Holly.
CRASH! OHHH! Rhyno’s head just got driven through a side window of a car! Courtesy of Justin Credible! Rhyho forehead is cut open and starts to bleed. Tommy Dreamer doesn’t let the show get to him though and attacks Credible from behind with a closeline knocking him into the car, he swings him round and begins to pound him in the face with stiff left and right arm shots before swinging him around once more and slamming his head off the roof of the car sending him to the floor.
We cut back to the referee who sees the action on a backstage TV screen and runs to that location, on his way he trips over the TV wire pulling it from the back of the TV but gets back up, dusts himself off and carries on regardless. A few seconds later Holly appears behind the curtains and looks around for which direction to head, he walks over to the TV and tries to switch it on but obviously it doesn’t work, he gets angry and throws it to the floor then proceeds to interrogate some people walking past but no luck finding where his match is. Poor Holly.
We return to see Justin Credible body slamming Rhyno on the hood of a car! WHAM!! There’s a cover! But there’s no reef!! Tommy Dreamer stumbles over and grabs Credible by the feet and pulls back tripping him up and sending him head first into the car, WHAM!! OHH! Credible get’s busted open, what impact, the referee turns up just as Dreamer makes a cover, 1, 2...... Rhyno somehow splits it up! Rhyno Irish Whips Dreamer but he reverses it and spins Rhyno around and into his arms, no wait! Not yet! DREAMER DDT!! ARGH! On the concrete, unbelievable! The crowd go wild! A cover 1, 2........Justin Credible throws himself at the referee stopping the count.
Holly is seen in the locker room now, frantically searching for his match, he bumps into Raven (Starlight) and roughly grabs him demanding he tell him where his match is, Raven talks in some weird, dark poetic way which confuses Holly so he pushes him away and leaves, however Raven quickly retaliates and charges at Holly slamming his head into the lockers! He then grabs a nearby folding chair and CREAMS Hardcore with it CRACK! Poor Holly.
Credible (Rickoss) is now branding a steel pipe and hits Tommy Dreamer (RM18) in the stomach with it, which knocks him back, he hits him one more time across the head but still he doesn’t fall, SUPER KICK!! SMACK!! Ohhhhhhhh! Brutal, I think Dreamer is knocked out!
Rhyno (Jetster) turns up and grabs the steel pipe and winds Credible with it, then quickly throws him into the back of a nearby WWE lorry, the doors swing shut shielding us from seeing what is going on (aye, aye) we hear lots of shouting and sounds of thrashing about but then a lingering silence....................... CRRRAAASSSHHH!! GORE!! GORE!! OH MY GOD!! Rhyno gored Justin Credible straight through the lorry doors and to the concrete, Rhyno is laying out cold on top of a bloody mess that is Credible, the referee counts, 1, 2.......3! That’s it it’s over, Rhyno wins it, he’s the number one contender and he doesn’t even know it! What a match!
You have been reading
Starlight
Hardcore (Ice Blaster) turns up battered and bruised holding his head just as Medics leave and the cleaners tidy up, the cameras cut off and Holly is left standing there alone with all dignity lost. Poor Holly.
HA!
Thanks for that Andy, those sexual favours really paid off :D
Smexcellent stuff, Mr. Starlight!
Brutal, barbaric, destructive, etc. Just what we need. :-)
Poor Holly! :-D
Brutal, barbaric, destructive, etc. Just what we need. :-)
Poor Holly! :-D
Woah this fell down the list fast.
Read it mortals or I shall get my Ego out and annoy you all.
(Poor Holly)
Read it mortals or I shall get my Ego out and annoy you all.
(Poor Holly)
You know, I really can't see the point of Hardcore title No.1 contender matches. Everyone is going to interfere in the title match anyway... :D
Rhyno seems to win a lot of these matches...
Rhyno seems to win a lot of these matches...
Wahey, fantastic hardcore action from Starlight as a brutal ECW-bout takes place at backstage SRW! I loved the finisher of the match, I reckon he's gonna do somethinhg like that again at Do or Die and win the SRW Hardcore Championship.
And LOL at Hardcore Holly (IB)!! You added a great, comedic element to the match there Andy that can only be done with writing, excellent stuff.
Poor Holly. :D
And LOL at Hardcore Holly (IB)!! You added a great, comedic element to the match there Andy that can only be done with writing, excellent stuff.
Poor Holly. :D
Hello and welcome to SRW, next up we have the Hardcore number one contendorship no holds barred match between Tommy Dreamer (RM18), Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster), Rhyno (Jetster) and Justin Credible (Rickoss)!
King: “So what exactly does No Holds Barred mean anyway”
JR: “It means you can use any type of hold, from a choke hold to an arm wrench”
King: “Can’t you do that anyway?”
JR: “Yes but only for five seconds”
King: “How long can you do them in a No Holds Barred match?
JR: “Errrrm............... five....seconds”
King: “Hmmmm, well what's so special about it then”
JR: “Well ummm, I suppose you can use weapons too”
King: “Ah so it’s a hardcore match then?”
JR: “Err.... gnnng...... now listen here you”
Hardcore Holly’s music hits to absolutely no reaction, I don’t think even the camera guy was focusing on him, one guy in the crowd may have noticed him as he turned to talk to his friend but that’s about it, max. Poor Holly.
King: “So what is it then?”
JR: “Shush”
ARGH!
The camera flicks to the a picture in the backstage section and it looks as though Rhyno Tommy Dreamer and Justin Credible have already begun this match in the back! (Typical ECW lust for you) Rhyno throws Dreamer head first through a set of doors and outside near the parking lot! Justin Credible quickly knocks Rhyno through them too and follows them out. The referee leaves the ring and runs to the backstage area, leaving Holly all alone. Poor Holly.
CRASH! OHHH! Rhyno’s head just got driven through a side window of a car! Courtesy of Justin Credible! Rhyho forehead is cut open and starts to bleed. Tommy Dreamer doesn’t let the show get to him though and attacks Credible from behind with a closeline knocking him into the car, he swings him round and begins to pound him in the face with stiff left and right arm shots before swinging him around once more and slamming his head off the roof of the car sending him to the floor.
We cut back to the referee who sees the action on a backstage TV screen and runs to that location, on his way he trips over the TV wire pulling it from the back of the TV but gets back up, dusts himself off and carries on regardless. A few seconds later Holly appears behind the curtains and looks around for which direction to head, he walks over to the TV and tries to switch it on but obviously it doesn’t work, he gets angry and throws it to the floor then proceeds to interrogate some people walking past but no luck finding where his match is. Poor Holly.
We return to see Justin Credible body slamming Rhyno on the hood of a car! WHAM!! There’s a cover! But there’s no reef!! Tommy Dreamer stumbles over and grabs Credible by the feet and pulls back tripping him up and sending him head first into the car, WHAM!! OHH! Credible get’s busted open, what impact, the referee turns up just as Dreamer makes a cover, 1, 2...... Rhyno somehow splits it up! Rhyno Irish Whips Dreamer but he reverses it and spins Rhyno around and into his arms, no wait! Not yet! DREAMER DDT!! ARGH! On the concrete, unbelievable! The crowd go wild! A cover 1, 2........Justin Credible throws himself at the referee stopping the count.
Holly is seen in the locker room now, frantically searching for his match, he bumps into Raven (Starlight) and roughly grabs him demanding he tell him where his match is, Raven talks in some weird, dark poetic way which confuses Holly so he pushes him away and leaves, however Raven quickly retaliates and charges at Holly slamming his head into the lockers! He then grabs a nearby folding chair and CREAMS Hardcore with it CRACK! Poor Holly.
Credible (Rickoss) is now branding a steel pipe and hits Tommy Dreamer (RM18) in the stomach with it, which knocks him back, he hits him one more time across the head but still he doesn’t fall, SUPER KICK!! SMACK!! Ohhhhhhhh! Brutal, I think Dreamer is knocked out!
Rhyno (Jetster) turns up and grabs the steel pipe and winds Credible with it, then quickly throws him into the back of a nearby WWE lorry, the doors swing shut shielding us from seeing what is going on (aye, aye) we hear lots of shouting and sounds of thrashing about but then a lingering silence....................... CRRRAAASSSHHH!! GORE!! GORE!! OH MY GOD!! Rhyno gored Justin Credible straight through the lorry doors and to the concrete, Rhyno is laying out cold on top of a bloody mess that is Credible, the referee counts, 1, 2.......3! That’s it it’s over, Rhyno wins it, he’s the number one contender and he doesn’t even know it! What a match!
You have been reading
Starlight
Hardcore (Ice Blaster) turns up battered and bruised holding his head just as Medics leave and the cleaners tidy up, the cameras cut off and Holly is left standing there alone with all dignity lost. Poor Holly.
HA!
King: “So what exactly does No Holds Barred mean anyway”
JR: “It means you can use any type of hold, from a choke hold to an arm wrench”
King: “Can’t you do that anyway?”
JR: “Yes but only for five seconds”
King: “How long can you do them in a No Holds Barred match?
JR: “Errrrm............... five....seconds”
King: “Hmmmm, well what's so special about it then”
JR: “Well ummm, I suppose you can use weapons too”
King: “Ah so it’s a hardcore match then?”
JR: “Err.... gnnng...... now listen here you”
Hardcore Holly’s music hits to absolutely no reaction, I don’t think even the camera guy was focusing on him, one guy in the crowd may have noticed him as he turned to talk to his friend but that’s about it, max. Poor Holly.
King: “So what is it then?”
JR: “Shush”
ARGH!
The camera flicks to the a picture in the backstage section and it looks as though Rhyno Tommy Dreamer and Justin Credible have already begun this match in the back! (Typical ECW lust for you) Rhyno throws Dreamer head first through a set of doors and outside near the parking lot! Justin Credible quickly knocks Rhyno through them too and follows them out. The referee leaves the ring and runs to the backstage area, leaving Holly all alone. Poor Holly.
CRASH! OHHH! Rhyno’s head just got driven through a side window of a car! Courtesy of Justin Credible! Rhyho forehead is cut open and starts to bleed. Tommy Dreamer doesn’t let the show get to him though and attacks Credible from behind with a closeline knocking him into the car, he swings him round and begins to pound him in the face with stiff left and right arm shots before swinging him around once more and slamming his head off the roof of the car sending him to the floor.
We cut back to the referee who sees the action on a backstage TV screen and runs to that location, on his way he trips over the TV wire pulling it from the back of the TV but gets back up, dusts himself off and carries on regardless. A few seconds later Holly appears behind the curtains and looks around for which direction to head, he walks over to the TV and tries to switch it on but obviously it doesn’t work, he gets angry and throws it to the floor then proceeds to interrogate some people walking past but no luck finding where his match is. Poor Holly.
We return to see Justin Credible body slamming Rhyno on the hood of a car! WHAM!! There’s a cover! But there’s no reef!! Tommy Dreamer stumbles over and grabs Credible by the feet and pulls back tripping him up and sending him head first into the car, WHAM!! OHH! Credible get’s busted open, what impact, the referee turns up just as Dreamer makes a cover, 1, 2...... Rhyno somehow splits it up! Rhyno Irish Whips Dreamer but he reverses it and spins Rhyno around and into his arms, no wait! Not yet! DREAMER DDT!! ARGH! On the concrete, unbelievable! The crowd go wild! A cover 1, 2........Justin Credible throws himself at the referee stopping the count.
Holly is seen in the locker room now, frantically searching for his match, he bumps into Raven (Starlight) and roughly grabs him demanding he tell him where his match is, Raven talks in some weird, dark poetic way which confuses Holly so he pushes him away and leaves, however Raven quickly retaliates and charges at Holly slamming his head into the lockers! He then grabs a nearby folding chair and CREAMS Hardcore with it CRACK! Poor Holly.
Credible (Rickoss) is now branding a steel pipe and hits Tommy Dreamer (RM18) in the stomach with it, which knocks him back, he hits him one more time across the head but still he doesn’t fall, SUPER KICK!! SMACK!! Ohhhhhhhh! Brutal, I think Dreamer is knocked out!
Rhyno (Jetster) turns up and grabs the steel pipe and winds Credible with it, then quickly throws him into the back of a nearby WWE lorry, the doors swing shut shielding us from seeing what is going on (aye, aye) we hear lots of shouting and sounds of thrashing about but then a lingering silence....................... CRRRAAASSSHHH!! GORE!! GORE!! OH MY GOD!! Rhyno gored Justin Credible straight through the lorry doors and to the concrete, Rhyno is laying out cold on top of a bloody mess that is Credible, the referee counts, 1, 2.......3! That’s it it’s over, Rhyno wins it, he’s the number one contender and he doesn’t even know it! What a match!
You have been reading
Starlight
Hardcore (Ice Blaster) turns up battered and bruised holding his head just as Medics leave and the cleaners tidy up, the cameras cut off and Holly is left standing there alone with all dignity lost. Poor Holly.
HA!