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I was sent this today by a mate:
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit-Crew yesterday.
The announcement was followed by Ferrari's decision to take advantage of
the British Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed
youths from Merseyside.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in
less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing
crew can only do it in 8 seconds. This was thought to be an excellent yet
bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won & lost in the pits,
Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as during the Crew's
first practice session not only were "da Boyz from Bootle" able to change
the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had resprayed,
rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen
Carlsberg Export six packs and a DVD player.
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit-Crew yesterday.
The announcement was followed by Ferrari's decision to take advantage of
the British Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed
youths from Merseyside.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in
less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing
crew can only do it in 8 seconds. This was thought to be an excellent yet
bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won & lost in the pits,
Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as during the Crew's
first practice session not only were "da Boyz from Bootle" able to change
the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had resprayed,
rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen
Carlsberg Export six packs and a DVD player.
Nice shell suit!
Lol, shut it you :P
(I feel like a blind man being hit with sticks, I don't know where anybody else lives, so I can't think of any comebacks. Pah.)
(I feel like a blind man being hit with sticks, I don't know where anybody else lives, so I can't think of any comebacks. Pah.)
Ay, calm down, calm down!
:-)
:-)
Oh, cruel world, why must you mock my region!
(But that was actually very funny, so carry on.)
(But that was actually very funny, so carry on.)
:-D
I was sent this today by a mate:
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit-Crew yesterday.
The announcement was followed by Ferrari's decision to take advantage of
the British Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed
youths from Merseyside.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in
less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing
crew can only do it in 8 seconds. This was thought to be an excellent yet
bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won & lost in the pits,
Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as during the Crew's
first practice session not only were "da Boyz from Bootle" able to change
the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had resprayed,
rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen
Carlsberg Export six packs and a DVD player.
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit-Crew yesterday.
The announcement was followed by Ferrari's decision to take advantage of
the British Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed
youths from Merseyside.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in
less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing
crew can only do it in 8 seconds. This was thought to be an excellent yet
bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won & lost in the pits,
Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
However Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as during the Crew's
first practice session not only were "da Boyz from Bootle" able to change
the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had resprayed,
rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen
Carlsberg Export six packs and a DVD player.