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"And 'The Office' this week..."

It's time of the week to remember the script from this weeks show

Amazing again

Highlights:

Wankathon
Fire Alarm
Keith
Pub
Poem

Brent talking to the black bloke and saying "did you see the film last night? Denzil washington, he is a great actor isn't he?". Then he goes away and comes back to say "He isn't my favourite actor though. Do you know who is? Sidney Poitier".

The man in a moron.

Keith and David Brent together just provided the best parts for me.

And I thought I said "Don't know" a lot!! :o

It was just... him being such a fat bloke who looked like he couldn't be bothered the whole time - he didn't even have to say anything, but stare Brent in the face as he was speaking. :D

"Do you feel you're adequately trained for your job?"

"Don't know"

"Let's pretend Don't know isn't on the list what would you say?"

*Silence

"Do you want the options again, they're the same every time, Not Really, Very Much so or Don't Know"

"Very much so"

"Do you even remember the question?"

"No"

"I freeze your tears and make a dagger,
and stick it in my *ahem*, forever"

So damn funny.

Dawn's face at the end

It was funny seeing him leave the disabled woman on the stairs, and bending down to her before and saying "We'll get you out of here"

And trying to get the blonde to class him as a role model, and then pretending to be all embarassed when she says.

class.

Coupling was better though.

I can't believe my friends thought last week's was better.

This one ruled all.

"I don't do sloppy seconds"

Goes to sit down, spots the "obstruction", moves the young lady in the wheel chair out of the way, sits down and then pulls her back toward the table.

Classic.

"If you want me to go in there, then makes sure he wears a condom. Just a little rule of mine"

"If this was a real fire drill then obviously we would take her all the way down but seeing as it's only a practice this'll do"

Then the way he wheels her out of the way in the pub and pulls her back in, excellent.

"If it does kick off you lot get out, it's not worth you getting involved"

It just seems to get better and better with each new episode! :D