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(Cast- Mario as Homer
Peach as Marge
Luigi as Bart
Bowser as Lisa
Yoshi as baby Maggie
Toad as the parole officer
Guest starring Tony Blair as Farmer Jones
Bill Clinton as Chief Wiggum
George Bush Jr. as Mayor Quimby
And William Shakespeare as Grandpa)
SCENE 1: THE NINTSON HOUSE
Homer: Mama mia, Marge! I cannot-a believe I am going to JAIL-A!
Peach: OOHHH, Homer! Me neither!
(Maggie lets out an odd noise, which is Yoshi's best attempt at a cry)
Bart: Mama, Dad-a, Maggie is wah-wah-ing! What-a to do?
Lisa: RAAAAARGH! STUPID BROTHER! ONLY I, KING - I mean - QUEEN OF THE KOOPAS, MAY INTERPRET A BABY'S CRY! She needs changing.
Homer: Mama-mia!
SCENE 2: THE PAROLE BOARDROOM, 5 WEEKS LATER
Parole Officer: HEEEEEEEEEEEY! Homer Nintson you may have one week bail!
Farmer Jones: Ahem, as the farmer he stole from, I must say am very disappointed with this, ahem, decision. And I am in touch with the nations needs, bomb all people who oppose us, thank you!
Homer: Mama mia, I am free-a.
Lisa: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR!!! WE MUST FIND A WAY TO FIND THE REAL PERPETRAYU - PREPEARP - PERPEPERPETRAT - GUY WHO DID THIS!
Maggie: Yoshi! Boing!
Bart: Aye-a Carumba-o!
Homer: Okey-dokey! Let's-a go!
SCENE 3: MARIOFIELD POLICE STATION
Wiggum: My fellow Americans -
Homer: D'oh-a! We are Italian!
Wiggum: My fellow Italians! I would just like to say that I have no idea how to do my job right now. I wish I was President again. Either Prezzy or Prozzy. My olde Brothil was even more lush than the White House. It was Monica Lewinski's house, that was! (Continues ranting)
Marge: Maybe we should go-OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
(They back out of the room)
SCENE 4: THE MAYOR'S OFFICE
Mayor: I would, uuhh, love to help you folks, but I don't know what the word Mayor means! Hey, do you have any paste I can eat?
Homer: Oh-a yeah, that-a would be sweeeeeeeeeeeet-a!
Mayor: I will, uuhh, tell you what. Just for fun, let's bomb someone!
SCENE 5: OLD FOLKS' HOME
Grandpa: Oh, 'twas I who didst perpetrate the crime of nicking the grain of corn so fine from thine friend, Farmer Jones. To be dead, or not to be dead, that is the question. For I should be long deceased. (He drops to the ground, dead)
THE END
(Backstage)
Mario: That-a eas stupid. What-a kinda person says D'oh, anyways. I understand do not. Matt-a Groening should be ashamed-a!
Matt Groening: Hey, shut, plumber boy. At least I'm real, not just a cartoon-like figure reallistically enhanced for the brilliant GameCube by the good people at the Nintendo corporation, all rights reserved, copyright of Nintendo 2002
Luigi: Hey-a! Don't insult-a my brother, just because he is fat, annoying, has a dumb moustache, is-a so stupid and is wasting-a his life in plumbing!
Mario: Oh, that's it-a, lanky s***!
(A fight breaks out, all involved, and continues through the night)
Peach as Marge
Luigi as Bart
Bowser as Lisa
Yoshi as baby Maggie
Toad as the parole officer
Guest starring Tony Blair as Farmer Jones
Bill Clinton as Chief Wiggum
George Bush Jr. as Mayor Quimby
And William Shakespeare as Grandpa)
SCENE 1: THE NINTSON HOUSE
Homer: Mama mia, Marge! I cannot-a believe I am going to JAIL-A!
Peach: OOHHH, Homer! Me neither!
(Maggie lets out an odd noise, which is Yoshi's best attempt at a cry)
Bart: Mama, Dad-a, Maggie is wah-wah-ing! What-a to do?
Lisa: RAAAAARGH! STUPID BROTHER! ONLY I, KING - I mean - QUEEN OF THE KOOPAS, MAY INTERPRET A BABY'S CRY! She needs changing.
Homer: Mama-mia!
SCENE 2: THE PAROLE BOARDROOM, 5 WEEKS LATER
Parole Officer: HEEEEEEEEEEEY! Homer Nintson you may have one week bail!
Farmer Jones: Ahem, as the farmer he stole from, I must say am very disappointed with this, ahem, decision. And I am in touch with the nations needs, bomb all people who oppose us, thank you!
Homer: Mama mia, I am free-a.
Lisa: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR!!! WE MUST FIND A WAY TO FIND THE REAL PERPETRAYU - PREPEARP - PERPEPERPETRAT - GUY WHO DID THIS!
Maggie: Yoshi! Boing!
Bart: Aye-a Carumba-o!
Homer: Okey-dokey! Let's-a go!
SCENE 3: MARIOFIELD POLICE STATION
Wiggum: My fellow Americans -
Homer: D'oh-a! We are Italian!
Wiggum: My fellow Italians! I would just like to say that I have no idea how to do my job right now. I wish I was President again. Either Prezzy or Prozzy. My olde Brothil was even more lush than the White House. It was Monica Lewinski's house, that was! (Continues ranting)
Marge: Maybe we should go-OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
(They back out of the room)
SCENE 4: THE MAYOR'S OFFICE
Mayor: I would, uuhh, love to help you folks, but I don't know what the word Mayor means! Hey, do you have any paste I can eat?
Homer: Oh-a yeah, that-a would be sweeeeeeeeeeeet-a!
Mayor: I will, uuhh, tell you what. Just for fun, let's bomb someone!
SCENE 5: OLD FOLKS' HOME
Grandpa: Oh, 'twas I who didst perpetrate the crime of nicking the grain of corn so fine from thine friend, Farmer Jones. To be dead, or not to be dead, that is the question. For I should be long deceased. (He drops to the ground, dead)
THE END
(Backstage)
Mario: That-a eas stupid. What-a kinda person says D'oh, anyways. I understand do not. Matt-a Groening should be ashamed-a!
Matt Groening: Hey, shut, plumber boy. At least I'm real, not just a cartoon-like figure reallistically enhanced for the brilliant GameCube by the good people at the Nintendo corporation, all rights reserved, copyright of Nintendo 2002
Luigi: Hey-a! Don't insult-a my brother, just because he is fat, annoying, has a dumb moustache, is-a so stupid and is wasting-a his life in plumbing!
Mario: Oh, that's it-a, lanky s***!
(A fight breaks out, all involved, and continues through the night)
Good post, but you kind of milked the mamma-mia, and the Italian stutter.
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I am only posting this message so that the Nintsons will go to the top of the list and people will notice it!
(Cast- Mario as Homer
Peach as Marge
Luigi as Bart
Bowser as Lisa
Yoshi as baby Maggie
Toad as the parole officer
Guest starring Tony Blair as Farmer Jones
Bill Clinton as Chief Wiggum
George Bush Jr. as Mayor Quimby
And William Shakespeare as Grandpa)
SCENE 1: THE NINTSON HOUSE
Homer: Mama mia, Marge! I cannot-a believe I am going to JAIL-A!
Peach: OOHHH, Homer! Me neither!
(Maggie lets out an odd noise, which is Yoshi's best attempt at a cry)
Bart: Mama, Dad-a, Maggie is wah-wah-ing! What-a to do?
Lisa: RAAAAARGH! STUPID BROTHER! ONLY I, KING - I mean - QUEEN OF THE KOOPAS, MAY INTERPRET A BABY'S CRY! She needs changing.
Homer: Mama-mia!
SCENE 2: THE PAROLE BOARDROOM, 5 WEEKS LATER
Parole Officer: HEEEEEEEEEEEY! Homer Nintson you may have one week bail!
Farmer Jones: Ahem, as the farmer he stole from, I must say am very disappointed with this, ahem, decision. And I am in touch with the nations needs, bomb all people who oppose us, thank you!
Homer: Mama mia, I am free-a.
Lisa: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR!!! WE MUST FIND A WAY TO FIND THE REAL PERPETRAYU - PREPEARP - PERPEPERPETRAT - GUY WHO DID THIS!
Maggie: Yoshi! Boing!
Bart: Aye-a Carumba-o!
Homer: Okey-dokey! Let's-a go!
SCENE 3: MARIOFIELD POLICE STATION
Wiggum: My fellow Americans -
Homer: D'oh-a! We are Italian!
Wiggum: My fellow Italians! I would just like to say that I have no idea how to do my job right now. I wish I was President again. Either Prezzy or Prozzy. My olde Brothil was even more lush than the White House. It was Monica Lewinski's house, that was! (Continues ranting)
Marge: Maybe we should go-OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
(They back out of the room)
SCENE 4: THE MAYOR'S OFFICE
Mayor: I would, uuhh, love to help you folks, but I don't know what the word Mayor means! Hey, do you have any paste I can eat?
Homer: Oh-a yeah, that-a would be sweeeeeeeeeeeet-a!
Mayor: I will, uuhh, tell you what. Just for fun, let's bomb someone!
SCENE 5: OLD FOLKS' HOME
Grandpa: Oh, 'twas I who didst perpetrate the crime of nicking the grain of corn so fine from thine friend, Farmer Jones. To be dead, or not to be dead, that is the question. For I should be long deceased. (He drops to the ground, dead)
THE END
(Backstage)
Mario: That-a eas stupid. What-a kinda person says D'oh, anyways. I understand do not. Matt-a Groening should be ashamed-a!
Matt Groening: Hey, shut, plumber boy. At least I'm real, not just a cartoon-like figure reallistically enhanced for the brilliant GameCube by the good people at the Nintendo corporation, all rights reserved, copyright of Nintendo 2002
Luigi: Hey-a! Don't insult-a my brother, just because he is fat, annoying, has a dumb moustache, is-a so stupid and is wasting-a his life in plumbing!
Mario: Oh, that's it-a, lanky s***!
(A fight breaks out, all involved, and continues through the night)
Peach as Marge
Luigi as Bart
Bowser as Lisa
Yoshi as baby Maggie
Toad as the parole officer
Guest starring Tony Blair as Farmer Jones
Bill Clinton as Chief Wiggum
George Bush Jr. as Mayor Quimby
And William Shakespeare as Grandpa)
SCENE 1: THE NINTSON HOUSE
Homer: Mama mia, Marge! I cannot-a believe I am going to JAIL-A!
Peach: OOHHH, Homer! Me neither!
(Maggie lets out an odd noise, which is Yoshi's best attempt at a cry)
Bart: Mama, Dad-a, Maggie is wah-wah-ing! What-a to do?
Lisa: RAAAAARGH! STUPID BROTHER! ONLY I, KING - I mean - QUEEN OF THE KOOPAS, MAY INTERPRET A BABY'S CRY! She needs changing.
Homer: Mama-mia!
SCENE 2: THE PAROLE BOARDROOM, 5 WEEKS LATER
Parole Officer: HEEEEEEEEEEEY! Homer Nintson you may have one week bail!
Farmer Jones: Ahem, as the farmer he stole from, I must say am very disappointed with this, ahem, decision. And I am in touch with the nations needs, bomb all people who oppose us, thank you!
Homer: Mama mia, I am free-a.
Lisa: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR!!! WE MUST FIND A WAY TO FIND THE REAL PERPETRAYU - PREPEARP - PERPEPERPETRAT - GUY WHO DID THIS!
Maggie: Yoshi! Boing!
Bart: Aye-a Carumba-o!
Homer: Okey-dokey! Let's-a go!
SCENE 3: MARIOFIELD POLICE STATION
Wiggum: My fellow Americans -
Homer: D'oh-a! We are Italian!
Wiggum: My fellow Italians! I would just like to say that I have no idea how to do my job right now. I wish I was President again. Either Prezzy or Prozzy. My olde Brothil was even more lush than the White House. It was Monica Lewinski's house, that was! (Continues ranting)
Marge: Maybe we should go-OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
(They back out of the room)
SCENE 4: THE MAYOR'S OFFICE
Mayor: I would, uuhh, love to help you folks, but I don't know what the word Mayor means! Hey, do you have any paste I can eat?
Homer: Oh-a yeah, that-a would be sweeeeeeeeeeeet-a!
Mayor: I will, uuhh, tell you what. Just for fun, let's bomb someone!
SCENE 5: OLD FOLKS' HOME
Grandpa: Oh, 'twas I who didst perpetrate the crime of nicking the grain of corn so fine from thine friend, Farmer Jones. To be dead, or not to be dead, that is the question. For I should be long deceased. (He drops to the ground, dead)
THE END
(Backstage)
Mario: That-a eas stupid. What-a kinda person says D'oh, anyways. I understand do not. Matt-a Groening should be ashamed-a!
Matt Groening: Hey, shut, plumber boy. At least I'm real, not just a cartoon-like figure reallistically enhanced for the brilliant GameCube by the good people at the Nintendo corporation, all rights reserved, copyright of Nintendo 2002
Luigi: Hey-a! Don't insult-a my brother, just because he is fat, annoying, has a dumb moustache, is-a so stupid and is wasting-a his life in plumbing!
Mario: Oh, that's it-a, lanky s***!
(A fight breaks out, all involved, and continues through the night)