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Everyone seems to have forgotten about the Teletubbies recently. Replaced by the Tweenies, Fibbles/Fimbles/Fuzzles whatever and a host of other strangely disturbing yet child-friendly creations.
Well, the Tubbies need more viewers, and this is backed up by the Director of the Tubbies. "Hey, you! Get the hell out of my office!".
But, what can the Tubbies do to get more viewers? We put this question to the Assisstant Director, as the main Director was, uh, unavailable.
"Well, we could go for Matrix style gunfights, frequent sex scenes and maybe even a gay kiss between two of the Tubbies, but we think it might just bring down the overall feel of the show. Therefore, we will try to get a famous face to appear in the show. Maybe someone who looks all sensible, so people can laugh at him for looking ridiculous in TeleTubbie land"
Tony Blair was the immediate choice for the job. The Assisstant Director commented on his charm, his open mind and the fact that he looks sort of like a TeleTubbie.
Blair accepted the offer, commenting that it will "give me a more ranged fan base."
Then one day, when Blair was driving along outside the BBC, Tinky Winky stepped in front of his car.
Blair immediately jumped out and said, "Oh no! I've killed Tinky Winky!". He was unaware how stupid that sounded at the time.
Dipsy, Po and Lala were all rushed out to join Tinky Winky as he passed on.
Inside, when Blair was trying to hide in the ladies toilets to avoid confrontation, in rushed Po.
"You killed Tinky Winky!"
"No!... I AM Tinky Winky!"
This statement shocked everyone who heard. Po, of course, being the only one who heard.
Anyway, Po was obviously shocked at Blair's unexpected announcement, but seeing as he is the Prime Minister, everyone believed him and America declared war on those who don't.
Well, expect Blair to feature in up and coming episodes of The Teletubbies, and he will continue to be called Tinky Winky, as it "sums up him as a whole".
When asked why, if he was Tinky, he couldn't change the way he looked to suit the Tubbies, he made no comment.
Expect The Teletubbies ratings to soar in the next few months.
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Raindrops keep messing with my head... dum-dum-dum-dumdumdumdum dumm dum dum.
Well, the Tubbies need more viewers, and this is backed up by the Director of the Tubbies. "Hey, you! Get the hell out of my office!".
But, what can the Tubbies do to get more viewers? We put this question to the Assisstant Director, as the main Director was, uh, unavailable.
"Well, we could go for Matrix style gunfights, frequent sex scenes and maybe even a gay kiss between two of the Tubbies, but we think it might just bring down the overall feel of the show. Therefore, we will try to get a famous face to appear in the show. Maybe someone who looks all sensible, so people can laugh at him for looking ridiculous in TeleTubbie land"
Tony Blair was the immediate choice for the job. The Assisstant Director commented on his charm, his open mind and the fact that he looks sort of like a TeleTubbie.
Blair accepted the offer, commenting that it will "give me a more ranged fan base."
Then one day, when Blair was driving along outside the BBC, Tinky Winky stepped in front of his car.
Blair immediately jumped out and said, "Oh no! I've killed Tinky Winky!". He was unaware how stupid that sounded at the time.
Dipsy, Po and Lala were all rushed out to join Tinky Winky as he passed on.
Inside, when Blair was trying to hide in the ladies toilets to avoid confrontation, in rushed Po.
"You killed Tinky Winky!"
"No!... I AM Tinky Winky!"
This statement shocked everyone who heard. Po, of course, being the only one who heard.
Anyway, Po was obviously shocked at Blair's unexpected announcement, but seeing as he is the Prime Minister, everyone believed him and America declared war on those who don't.
Well, expect Blair to feature in up and coming episodes of The Teletubbies, and he will continue to be called Tinky Winky, as it "sums up him as a whole".
When asked why, if he was Tinky, he couldn't change the way he looked to suit the Tubbies, he made no comment.
Expect The Teletubbies ratings to soar in the next few months.
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Raindrops keep messing with my head... dum-dum-dum-dumdumdumdum dumm dum dum.
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Everyone seems to have forgotten about the Teletubbies recently. Replaced by the Tweenies, Fibbles/Fimbles/Fuzzles whatever and a host of other strangely disturbing yet child-friendly creations.
Well, the Tubbies need more viewers, and this is backed up by the Director of the Tubbies. "Hey, you! Get the hell out of my office!".
But, what can the Tubbies do to get more viewers? We put this question to the Assisstant Director, as the main Director was, uh, unavailable.
"Well, we could go for Matrix style gunfights, frequent sex scenes and maybe even a gay kiss between two of the Tubbies, but we think it might just bring down the overall feel of the show. Therefore, we will try to get a famous face to appear in the show. Maybe someone who looks all sensible, so people can laugh at him for looking ridiculous in TeleTubbie land"
Tony Blair was the immediate choice for the job. The Assisstant Director commented on his charm, his open mind and the fact that he looks sort of like a TeleTubbie.
Blair accepted the offer, commenting that it will "give me a more ranged fan base."
Then one day, when Blair was driving along outside the BBC, Tinky Winky stepped in front of his car.
Blair immediately jumped out and said, "Oh no! I've killed Tinky Winky!". He was unaware how stupid that sounded at the time.
Dipsy, Po and Lala were all rushed out to join Tinky Winky as he passed on.
Inside, when Blair was trying to hide in the ladies toilets to avoid confrontation, in rushed Po.
"You killed Tinky Winky!"
"No!... I AM Tinky Winky!"
This statement shocked everyone who heard. Po, of course, being the only one who heard.
Anyway, Po was obviously shocked at Blair's unexpected announcement, but seeing as he is the Prime Minister, everyone believed him and America declared war on those who don't.
Well, expect Blair to feature in up and coming episodes of The Teletubbies, and he will continue to be called Tinky Winky, as it "sums up him as a whole".
When asked why, if he was Tinky, he couldn't change the way he looked to suit the Tubbies, he made no comment.
Expect The Teletubbies ratings to soar in the next few months.
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Raindrops keep messing with my head... dum-dum-dum-dumdumdumdum dumm dum dum.
Well, the Tubbies need more viewers, and this is backed up by the Director of the Tubbies. "Hey, you! Get the hell out of my office!".
But, what can the Tubbies do to get more viewers? We put this question to the Assisstant Director, as the main Director was, uh, unavailable.
"Well, we could go for Matrix style gunfights, frequent sex scenes and maybe even a gay kiss between two of the Tubbies, but we think it might just bring down the overall feel of the show. Therefore, we will try to get a famous face to appear in the show. Maybe someone who looks all sensible, so people can laugh at him for looking ridiculous in TeleTubbie land"
Tony Blair was the immediate choice for the job. The Assisstant Director commented on his charm, his open mind and the fact that he looks sort of like a TeleTubbie.
Blair accepted the offer, commenting that it will "give me a more ranged fan base."
Then one day, when Blair was driving along outside the BBC, Tinky Winky stepped in front of his car.
Blair immediately jumped out and said, "Oh no! I've killed Tinky Winky!". He was unaware how stupid that sounded at the time.
Dipsy, Po and Lala were all rushed out to join Tinky Winky as he passed on.
Inside, when Blair was trying to hide in the ladies toilets to avoid confrontation, in rushed Po.
"You killed Tinky Winky!"
"No!... I AM Tinky Winky!"
This statement shocked everyone who heard. Po, of course, being the only one who heard.
Anyway, Po was obviously shocked at Blair's unexpected announcement, but seeing as he is the Prime Minister, everyone believed him and America declared war on those who don't.
Well, expect Blair to feature in up and coming episodes of The Teletubbies, and he will continue to be called Tinky Winky, as it "sums up him as a whole".
When asked why, if he was Tinky, he couldn't change the way he looked to suit the Tubbies, he made no comment.
Expect The Teletubbies ratings to soar in the next few months.
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Raindrops keep messing with my head... dum-dum-dum-dumdumdumdum dumm dum dum.