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Thanks a big, fat lot.
Never have such tears of joy been wept..
And I'm proud. Damn proud.
Oh, and I can cook. I made an iced bun once. Tasted more like mushy peas, but at least I tried.
Just look out for things like
"Well I'm not cooking anymore"
and
"Wash your own stains out of your pants"
:)
"What? My Mario save!?!?! - Right, your kipping on the sofa tonight!"
What's the easy way to tell a woman to sleep on the sofa so you can have the bed?