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Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the inaugral Ultimate Superhero Fighting Championship(USFC)Who is the mightiest on the block?
Eight Costumed villans enter,only one may leave.
GROUP A
Fight 1
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BATMAN VS SUPERMAN
The man of steel against the rich boy vigilante with the bat fetish.Surely an easy win for Superman? But the tournament favourite goes out after Bruce Wayne uses his considerable fortune to buy a chunk of(you guessed it)
Kryptonite!Incapacitating Superman just after the bell. KO'd by the glowing green chunk of home, Superman falls to beat the mandatory TEN COUNT!
Winner:Batman
Fight 2
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Vs Blade(ouch)
The "Sunnydale" Slayer puts on an impressive early display. She Spins,She leaps,she delivers chirpy quips. But her fast fists are no match for Blades Pump-Action Shotgun! Fans of buffy will no that shes already died twice before so they arent really fussed about her dying. Just chalk up another one for the half Vampire and get that Witch to bring her back...
Winner:Blade
GROUP B
Fight 1
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Spiderman(Favourite) Vs Wolverine
Could the favourite win it. Well, the wallcrawler certainly has the stregnth and the agility to worry Wolverine. But Logans Adamantium claws quickly render Spideys Web attck useless!Without his Webbing, Spiderman cant damage Wolverine and he goes down in the 45th Round when our hirsute hero rakes him across the belly with a claw attack.
Winner:Wolverine
!(WHAT AN UPSET)!
Fight 2
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The Thing Vs Daredevil
He may be the "man without fear" but battling THE THING is like punching a brick wall. Ben Grimm, watched from the sidelines by the Human Torch,Mr Fantastic and,we presume the invisible Girl[although we cant see her anywhere], disposes of Daredevil with one cracking HeadButt.
Winner:The Thing
!!!HOLD TIGHT,ITS SEMI FINAL TIME!!!
GROUP A
SEMI FINAL 1
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BLADE VS BATMAN
The Caped Crusader is more than a match for a vampire hunter.Knocking Blades shotgun out of his hand with a well-aimed batarang, the Dark knight blinds his opponent with a magnesium charge before downing him with six sleeping gas pellets. The Utility Belt Wins
Winner:Utilit....I mean Batman
GROUP B
SEMI FINAL 2
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Wolverine Vs The Thing
After Wolverine Knocking out the favourite in the 1st Round, Could he knock out another potential favourite.
Well, these two have appeared together before in a quite missable Marvel Crossover.The thing, wearing only a pair of tiny wrestling pants, may be strong but hes also slow compared to Wolverine.The resulting fight is a battle attrition and its definitely NOT pretty. The ddecision goes to the judges after a gruesome record Breaking 100 ROunds.They award the fight to a rapidly-healing Wolverine on points.
Winner:Wolverine
---------------FINAL------------------
BATMAN VS WOLVERINE
These two have faught hard to get into this position. With his gas pellets depleted after the fight with Blade, Batman faces an uphill battle against Wolverine whose healing abilities make him fresh for the bout.The Bat tries everything availible to his utility Belt-Laser Cutting Torch,Batarang,even his grappling hook. But its obvious him and his utility belt took damage from Blade.Wolverine dodges them all, Eventually skewering Batman through the belly with an almost feral attack in an unexpectadly easy final for Wolverine!
Winner:WOLVERINE(With some help from Blade)
"WOLVERINE"
Eight Costumed villans enter,only one may leave.
GROUP A
Fight 1
--------
BATMAN VS SUPERMAN
The man of steel against the rich boy vigilante with the bat fetish.Surely an easy win for Superman? But the tournament favourite goes out after Bruce Wayne uses his considerable fortune to buy a chunk of(you guessed it)
Kryptonite!Incapacitating Superman just after the bell. KO'd by the glowing green chunk of home, Superman falls to beat the mandatory TEN COUNT!
Winner:Batman
Fight 2
--------
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Vs Blade(ouch)
The "Sunnydale" Slayer puts on an impressive early display. She Spins,She leaps,she delivers chirpy quips. But her fast fists are no match for Blades Pump-Action Shotgun! Fans of buffy will no that shes already died twice before so they arent really fussed about her dying. Just chalk up another one for the half Vampire and get that Witch to bring her back...
Winner:Blade
GROUP B
Fight 1
-------
Spiderman(Favourite) Vs Wolverine
Could the favourite win it. Well, the wallcrawler certainly has the stregnth and the agility to worry Wolverine. But Logans Adamantium claws quickly render Spideys Web attck useless!Without his Webbing, Spiderman cant damage Wolverine and he goes down in the 45th Round when our hirsute hero rakes him across the belly with a claw attack.
Winner:Wolverine
!(WHAT AN UPSET)!
Fight 2
-------
The Thing Vs Daredevil
He may be the "man without fear" but battling THE THING is like punching a brick wall. Ben Grimm, watched from the sidelines by the Human Torch,Mr Fantastic and,we presume the invisible Girl[although we cant see her anywhere], disposes of Daredevil with one cracking HeadButt.
Winner:The Thing
!!!HOLD TIGHT,ITS SEMI FINAL TIME!!!
GROUP A
SEMI FINAL 1
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BLADE VS BATMAN
The Caped Crusader is more than a match for a vampire hunter.Knocking Blades shotgun out of his hand with a well-aimed batarang, the Dark knight blinds his opponent with a magnesium charge before downing him with six sleeping gas pellets. The Utility Belt Wins
Winner:Utilit....I mean Batman
GROUP B
SEMI FINAL 2
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Wolverine Vs The Thing
After Wolverine Knocking out the favourite in the 1st Round, Could he knock out another potential favourite.
Well, these two have appeared together before in a quite missable Marvel Crossover.The thing, wearing only a pair of tiny wrestling pants, may be strong but hes also slow compared to Wolverine.The resulting fight is a battle attrition and its definitely NOT pretty. The ddecision goes to the judges after a gruesome record Breaking 100 ROunds.They award the fight to a rapidly-healing Wolverine on points.
Winner:Wolverine
---------------FINAL------------------
BATMAN VS WOLVERINE
These two have faught hard to get into this position. With his gas pellets depleted after the fight with Blade, Batman faces an uphill battle against Wolverine whose healing abilities make him fresh for the bout.The Bat tries everything availible to his utility Belt-Laser Cutting Torch,Batarang,even his grappling hook. But its obvious him and his utility belt took damage from Blade.Wolverine dodges them all, Eventually skewering Batman through the belly with an almost feral attack in an unexpectadly easy final for Wolverine!
Winner:WOLVERINE(With some help from Blade)
"WOLVERINE"
Well, that was aboloutely pathetic
Not gonna spoil it for ya, but u nicked that from somewhere and i know where
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the inaugral Ultimate Superhero Fighting Championship(USFC)Who is the mightiest on the block?
Eight Costumed villans enter,only one may leave.
GROUP A
Fight 1
--------
BATMAN VS SUPERMAN
The man of steel against the rich boy vigilante with the bat fetish.Surely an easy win for Superman? But the tournament favourite goes out after Bruce Wayne uses his considerable fortune to buy a chunk of(you guessed it)
Kryptonite!Incapacitating Superman just after the bell. KO'd by the glowing green chunk of home, Superman falls to beat the mandatory TEN COUNT!
Winner:Batman
Fight 2
--------
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Vs Blade(ouch)
The "Sunnydale" Slayer puts on an impressive early display. She Spins,She leaps,she delivers chirpy quips. But her fast fists are no match for Blades Pump-Action Shotgun! Fans of buffy will no that shes already died twice before so they arent really fussed about her dying. Just chalk up another one for the half Vampire and get that Witch to bring her back...
Winner:Blade
GROUP B
Fight 1
-------
Spiderman(Favourite) Vs Wolverine
Could the favourite win it. Well, the wallcrawler certainly has the stregnth and the agility to worry Wolverine. But Logans Adamantium claws quickly render Spideys Web attck useless!Without his Webbing, Spiderman cant damage Wolverine and he goes down in the 45th Round when our hirsute hero rakes him across the belly with a claw attack.
Winner:Wolverine
!(WHAT AN UPSET)!
Fight 2
-------
The Thing Vs Daredevil
He may be the "man without fear" but battling THE THING is like punching a brick wall. Ben Grimm, watched from the sidelines by the Human Torch,Mr Fantastic and,we presume the invisible Girl[although we cant see her anywhere], disposes of Daredevil with one cracking HeadButt.
Winner:The Thing
!!!HOLD TIGHT,ITS SEMI FINAL TIME!!!
GROUP A
SEMI FINAL 1
------------
BLADE VS BATMAN
The Caped Crusader is more than a match for a vampire hunter.Knocking Blades shotgun out of his hand with a well-aimed batarang, the Dark knight blinds his opponent with a magnesium charge before downing him with six sleeping gas pellets. The Utility Belt Wins
Winner:Utilit....I mean Batman
GROUP B
SEMI FINAL 2
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Wolverine Vs The Thing
After Wolverine Knocking out the favourite in the 1st Round, Could he knock out another potential favourite.
Well, these two have appeared together before in a quite missable Marvel Crossover.The thing, wearing only a pair of tiny wrestling pants, may be strong but hes also slow compared to Wolverine.The resulting fight is a battle attrition and its definitely NOT pretty. The ddecision goes to the judges after a gruesome record Breaking 100 ROunds.They award the fight to a rapidly-healing Wolverine on points.
Winner:Wolverine
---------------FINAL------------------
BATMAN VS WOLVERINE
These two have faught hard to get into this position. With his gas pellets depleted after the fight with Blade, Batman faces an uphill battle against Wolverine whose healing abilities make him fresh for the bout.The Bat tries everything availible to his utility Belt-Laser Cutting Torch,Batarang,even his grappling hook. But its obvious him and his utility belt took damage from Blade.Wolverine dodges them all, Eventually skewering Batman through the belly with an almost feral attack in an unexpectadly easy final for Wolverine!
Winner:WOLVERINE(With some help from Blade)
"WOLVERINE"
Eight Costumed villans enter,only one may leave.
GROUP A
Fight 1
--------
BATMAN VS SUPERMAN
The man of steel against the rich boy vigilante with the bat fetish.Surely an easy win for Superman? But the tournament favourite goes out after Bruce Wayne uses his considerable fortune to buy a chunk of(you guessed it)
Kryptonite!Incapacitating Superman just after the bell. KO'd by the glowing green chunk of home, Superman falls to beat the mandatory TEN COUNT!
Winner:Batman
Fight 2
--------
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Vs Blade(ouch)
The "Sunnydale" Slayer puts on an impressive early display. She Spins,She leaps,she delivers chirpy quips. But her fast fists are no match for Blades Pump-Action Shotgun! Fans of buffy will no that shes already died twice before so they arent really fussed about her dying. Just chalk up another one for the half Vampire and get that Witch to bring her back...
Winner:Blade
GROUP B
Fight 1
-------
Spiderman(Favourite) Vs Wolverine
Could the favourite win it. Well, the wallcrawler certainly has the stregnth and the agility to worry Wolverine. But Logans Adamantium claws quickly render Spideys Web attck useless!Without his Webbing, Spiderman cant damage Wolverine and he goes down in the 45th Round when our hirsute hero rakes him across the belly with a claw attack.
Winner:Wolverine
!(WHAT AN UPSET)!
Fight 2
-------
The Thing Vs Daredevil
He may be the "man without fear" but battling THE THING is like punching a brick wall. Ben Grimm, watched from the sidelines by the Human Torch,Mr Fantastic and,we presume the invisible Girl[although we cant see her anywhere], disposes of Daredevil with one cracking HeadButt.
Winner:The Thing
!!!HOLD TIGHT,ITS SEMI FINAL TIME!!!
GROUP A
SEMI FINAL 1
------------
BLADE VS BATMAN
The Caped Crusader is more than a match for a vampire hunter.Knocking Blades shotgun out of his hand with a well-aimed batarang, the Dark knight blinds his opponent with a magnesium charge before downing him with six sleeping gas pellets. The Utility Belt Wins
Winner:Utilit....I mean Batman
GROUP B
SEMI FINAL 2
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Wolverine Vs The Thing
After Wolverine Knocking out the favourite in the 1st Round, Could he knock out another potential favourite.
Well, these two have appeared together before in a quite missable Marvel Crossover.The thing, wearing only a pair of tiny wrestling pants, may be strong but hes also slow compared to Wolverine.The resulting fight is a battle attrition and its definitely NOT pretty. The ddecision goes to the judges after a gruesome record Breaking 100 ROunds.They award the fight to a rapidly-healing Wolverine on points.
Winner:Wolverine
---------------FINAL------------------
BATMAN VS WOLVERINE
These two have faught hard to get into this position. With his gas pellets depleted after the fight with Blade, Batman faces an uphill battle against Wolverine whose healing abilities make him fresh for the bout.The Bat tries everything availible to his utility Belt-Laser Cutting Torch,Batarang,even his grappling hook. But its obvious him and his utility belt took damage from Blade.Wolverine dodges them all, Eventually skewering Batman through the belly with an almost feral attack in an unexpectadly easy final for Wolverine!
Winner:WOLVERINE(With some help from Blade)
"WOLVERINE"