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Grix Thraves in his eternal never-ending mission to belittle all JATs and newbies, has told two random SR members, and sent them on a quest!!
JAT: You mean there’s a book….and it tells you how to win GAD?
Grix: That’s right, but beware its guarded by the evil Tony Monster!!
Newbie: OHHH, who cares, we can GAD!!
Grix: *laughs* here’s the map!!
And so are brave couple, who are good enough to be called JAT and Newbie, set off on there voyage to find the GAD book. Then both manage to excape from SR by handily equipping themselves with a delete key.
They stop only to look at the SR winners list, to find themselves have not won again.
JAT: Oh no, its the land of Notables.
JAT and Newbie have found themselves stuck in the land of regulars!! They managed to fight off the advances of the Mytiques Sirens and to escape from being burnt by the great Meka Dragon. But manage to hide by pretending to be...Newbies and JAT's and excape out to the cave of TONY!!
They manage to get past the expensive security systems (hairs on the door) and manage to get in. And there on a pedestal, was the great GAD book.
PAUSE
Enter Grix!!
Grix Thraves: You mean I lead them al the way over to Tonys cave, and there really IS a GAD book??
Elfman: YES!! Thats what you get for picking on newbies MUAHAHAHAHA!
Newbie and JAT suddenly try and grab the book, but they stopped by none other then the........TONY MONSTER!!
Tony: Theres only one way to see who can claim this book, using the most advanched teqniues known to man.........insulting each other...cad!!
JAT: Er.........Bryan Dowling.
Tony: *gasp* Your mother eats tesco value pies.
The insults went on growing steadily worse untill.....
Newbie: You.....er....PRINCE OF WALES
Tony suddenly collapsed on the floor twitching.
JAT: I think you overdid it, I think hes gone insane.
Newbie: Oh well, who'll know the difference?
And now you know why Tony makes no sense in the forums!
Enter Grix looking peeved!!
JAT: Er...look grix, mystique
Grix: Where??
Newbie: RUN
And so JAT and newbie managed to escape with the GAD book, and when they got back to SR land, the opened it, and all it said was…….
“Bribe the notables!!”
That was my first spoof, hope you enoyed it
Elfman!!
JAT: You mean there’s a book….and it tells you how to win GAD?
Grix: That’s right, but beware its guarded by the evil Tony Monster!!
Newbie: OHHH, who cares, we can GAD!!
Grix: *laughs* here’s the map!!
And so are brave couple, who are good enough to be called JAT and Newbie, set off on there voyage to find the GAD book. Then both manage to excape from SR by handily equipping themselves with a delete key.
They stop only to look at the SR winners list, to find themselves have not won again.
JAT: Oh no, its the land of Notables.
JAT and Newbie have found themselves stuck in the land of regulars!! They managed to fight off the advances of the Mytiques Sirens and to escape from being burnt by the great Meka Dragon. But manage to hide by pretending to be...Newbies and JAT's and excape out to the cave of TONY!!
They manage to get past the expensive security systems (hairs on the door) and manage to get in. And there on a pedestal, was the great GAD book.
PAUSE
Enter Grix!!
Grix Thraves: You mean I lead them al the way over to Tonys cave, and there really IS a GAD book??
Elfman: YES!! Thats what you get for picking on newbies MUAHAHAHAHA!
Newbie and JAT suddenly try and grab the book, but they stopped by none other then the........TONY MONSTER!!
Tony: Theres only one way to see who can claim this book, using the most advanched teqniues known to man.........insulting each other...cad!!
JAT: Er.........Bryan Dowling.
Tony: *gasp* Your mother eats tesco value pies.
The insults went on growing steadily worse untill.....
Newbie: You.....er....PRINCE OF WALES
Tony suddenly collapsed on the floor twitching.
JAT: I think you overdid it, I think hes gone insane.
Newbie: Oh well, who'll know the difference?
And now you know why Tony makes no sense in the forums!
Enter Grix looking peeved!!
JAT: Er...look grix, mystique
Grix: Where??
Newbie: RUN
And so JAT and newbie managed to escape with the GAD book, and when they got back to SR land, the opened it, and all it said was…….
“Bribe the notables!!”
That was my first spoof, hope you enoyed it
Elfman!!
When was the last time your nightmares went away just because you didn't like them any more?
arg, stop replying, im embarrsed by this post
making friends is like winning the lottery, you don't win if you don't take part.
Cubist wrote:
> ElfMan wrote:
> whos says im aiming for a gad??
>
> No one that's why I said "If" and most spoofs are in an
> attempt to win GAD's, have a laugh or to get new friends by including
> them in them and then talking to them.
lol, well the only new friend i got ws you, and ur only complaining about it, oh well, back to the drawing board!!
> ElfMan wrote:
> whos says im aiming for a gad??
>
> No one that's why I said "If" and most spoofs are in an
> attempt to win GAD's, have a laugh or to get new friends by including
> them in them and then talking to them.
lol, well the only new friend i got ws you, and ur only complaining about it, oh well, back to the drawing board!!
ElfMan wrote:
> whos says im aiming for a gad??
No one that's why I said "If" and most spoofs are in an attempt to win GAD's, have a laugh or to get new friends by including them in them and then talking to them.
> whos says im aiming for a gad??
No one that's why I said "If" and most spoofs are in an attempt to win GAD's, have a laugh or to get new friends by including them in them and then talking to them.
Cubist wrote:
> Elfman I hate to bring a downer to your first spoof but next time I
> would actually think about what to write and spend time on it. If your
> wanting a GAD I severly doubt it'll win unless SR go on happy pills.
> This was short and poorly planned but if you just keep practising
> you'll get better. KEEP TRYING :D
whos says im aiming for a gad??
> Elfman I hate to bring a downer to your first spoof but next time I
> would actually think about what to write and spend time on it. If your
> wanting a GAD I severly doubt it'll win unless SR go on happy pills.
> This was short and poorly planned but if you just keep practising
> you'll get better. KEEP TRYING :D
whos says im aiming for a gad??
Elfman I hate to bring a downer to your first spoof but next time I would actually think about what to write and spend time on it. If your wanting a GAD I severly doubt it'll win unless SR go on happy pills. This was short and poorly planned but if you just keep practising you'll get better. KEEP TRYING :D
no offence to grix, tony, mytique or meka we love you all really *coughs*
Grix Thraves in his eternal never-ending mission to belittle all JATs and newbies, has told two random SR members, and sent them on a quest!!
JAT: You mean there’s a book….and it tells you how to win GAD?
Grix: That’s right, but beware its guarded by the evil Tony Monster!!
Newbie: OHHH, who cares, we can GAD!!
Grix: *laughs* here’s the map!!
And so are brave couple, who are good enough to be called JAT and Newbie, set off on there voyage to find the GAD book. Then both manage to excape from SR by handily equipping themselves with a delete key.
They stop only to look at the SR winners list, to find themselves have not won again.
JAT: Oh no, its the land of Notables.
JAT and Newbie have found themselves stuck in the land of regulars!! They managed to fight off the advances of the Mytiques Sirens and to escape from being burnt by the great Meka Dragon. But manage to hide by pretending to be...Newbies and JAT's and excape out to the cave of TONY!!
They manage to get past the expensive security systems (hairs on the door) and manage to get in. And there on a pedestal, was the great GAD book.
PAUSE
Enter Grix!!
Grix Thraves: You mean I lead them al the way over to Tonys cave, and there really IS a GAD book??
Elfman: YES!! Thats what you get for picking on newbies MUAHAHAHAHA!
Newbie and JAT suddenly try and grab the book, but they stopped by none other then the........TONY MONSTER!!
Tony: Theres only one way to see who can claim this book, using the most advanched teqniues known to man.........insulting each other...cad!!
JAT: Er.........Bryan Dowling.
Tony: *gasp* Your mother eats tesco value pies.
The insults went on growing steadily worse untill.....
Newbie: You.....er....PRINCE OF WALES
Tony suddenly collapsed on the floor twitching.
JAT: I think you overdid it, I think hes gone insane.
Newbie: Oh well, who'll know the difference?
And now you know why Tony makes no sense in the forums!
Enter Grix looking peeved!!
JAT: Er...look grix, mystique
Grix: Where??
Newbie: RUN
And so JAT and newbie managed to escape with the GAD book, and when they got back to SR land, the opened it, and all it said was…….
“Bribe the notables!!”
That was my first spoof, hope you enoyed it
Elfman!!
JAT: You mean there’s a book….and it tells you how to win GAD?
Grix: That’s right, but beware its guarded by the evil Tony Monster!!
Newbie: OHHH, who cares, we can GAD!!
Grix: *laughs* here’s the map!!
And so are brave couple, who are good enough to be called JAT and Newbie, set off on there voyage to find the GAD book. Then both manage to excape from SR by handily equipping themselves with a delete key.
They stop only to look at the SR winners list, to find themselves have not won again.
JAT: Oh no, its the land of Notables.
JAT and Newbie have found themselves stuck in the land of regulars!! They managed to fight off the advances of the Mytiques Sirens and to escape from being burnt by the great Meka Dragon. But manage to hide by pretending to be...Newbies and JAT's and excape out to the cave of TONY!!
They manage to get past the expensive security systems (hairs on the door) and manage to get in. And there on a pedestal, was the great GAD book.
PAUSE
Enter Grix!!
Grix Thraves: You mean I lead them al the way over to Tonys cave, and there really IS a GAD book??
Elfman: YES!! Thats what you get for picking on newbies MUAHAHAHAHA!
Newbie and JAT suddenly try and grab the book, but they stopped by none other then the........TONY MONSTER!!
Tony: Theres only one way to see who can claim this book, using the most advanched teqniues known to man.........insulting each other...cad!!
JAT: Er.........Bryan Dowling.
Tony: *gasp* Your mother eats tesco value pies.
The insults went on growing steadily worse untill.....
Newbie: You.....er....PRINCE OF WALES
Tony suddenly collapsed on the floor twitching.
JAT: I think you overdid it, I think hes gone insane.
Newbie: Oh well, who'll know the difference?
And now you know why Tony makes no sense in the forums!
Enter Grix looking peeved!!
JAT: Er...look grix, mystique
Grix: Where??
Newbie: RUN
And so JAT and newbie managed to escape with the GAD book, and when they got back to SR land, the opened it, and all it said was…….
“Bribe the notables!!”
That was my first spoof, hope you enoyed it
Elfman!!