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(Thanks for the response to Oliver Twit. It is great to know people think that I am mad! ENJOY!)
In the prison of his own Imagination, Nintendo was thinking up a devilish scheme to get the lovers of the Gamecube back to him. It was time for the Italian Job!
As soon as he got out, he got together the gang. Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Toad, Bowser, Wario, DK, the Koopa Troopas and most importantly, Shigsy. This will be the best operation yet.
"Ok. Here is the plan," he said. "We go to Japan, grab Mario, get out, everyone's happy!" At this point, Bowser grunted. "Shut up, Spiky!"
"Right, code-names. I will be Gamer, Luigi is Lanky Dude, Peach is Pinky, Toad is Shrimp, Bowser will be the Spikeman, Wario can be Yellow-Hat, DK shall be Monkey, the three Koopa Troopas are gonna be Shelly, Tortoise and Terrapin, and Shigsy is The Designer."
"But-a Boss-a," said Luigi. "What-a we gonna call-a it?"
"We will call it the Italian job!"
"HEEEEEY!! Why? It will be in Japan!" pointed out Toad.
"What nationality is Mario, Shrimp?" replied Nintendo. "Now, any more questions?"
"OOOOK!!" cried DK. "What, errrrrrrrrrrrr, ve-hickel are we, errrrrrrr using?"
"Mario Karts!"
"RAAAAAAAAAARGH!" bellowed Bowser. "They're TINY!"
"It's not the size, lads!" said Nintendo. "It's how you use it!"
A few days later, at the Nintendo HQ in Japan, the gang had grabbed Mario and were making a break for it. On a winding road up a mountain, they skidded, and were balancing precariously on a cliff-top. With the ing down on them (hint, hint), Nintendo suddenly said:
"Don't worry lads, I've got a plan!"
In the prison of his own Imagination, Nintendo was thinking up a devilish scheme to get the lovers of the Gamecube back to him. It was time for the Italian Job!
As soon as he got out, he got together the gang. Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Toad, Bowser, Wario, DK, the Koopa Troopas and most importantly, Shigsy. This will be the best operation yet.
"Ok. Here is the plan," he said. "We go to Japan, grab Mario, get out, everyone's happy!" At this point, Bowser grunted. "Shut up, Spiky!"
"Right, code-names. I will be Gamer, Luigi is Lanky Dude, Peach is Pinky, Toad is Shrimp, Bowser will be the Spikeman, Wario can be Yellow-Hat, DK shall be Monkey, the three Koopa Troopas are gonna be Shelly, Tortoise and Terrapin, and Shigsy is The Designer."
"But-a Boss-a," said Luigi. "What-a we gonna call-a it?"
"We will call it the Italian job!"
"HEEEEEY!! Why? It will be in Japan!" pointed out Toad.
"What nationality is Mario, Shrimp?" replied Nintendo. "Now, any more questions?"
"OOOOK!!" cried DK. "What, errrrrrrrrrrrr, ve-hickel are we, errrrrrrr using?"
"Mario Karts!"
"RAAAAAAAAAARGH!" bellowed Bowser. "They're TINY!"
"It's not the size, lads!" said Nintendo. "It's how you use it!"
A few days later, at the Nintendo HQ in Japan, the gang had grabbed Mario and were making a break for it. On a winding road up a mountain, they skidded, and were balancing precariously on a cliff-top. With the
"Don't worry lads, I've got a plan!"
(Thanks for the response to Oliver Twit. It is great to know people think that I am mad! ENJOY!)
In the prison of his own Imagination, Nintendo was thinking up a devilish scheme to get the lovers of the Gamecube back to him. It was time for the Italian Job!
As soon as he got out, he got together the gang. Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Toad, Bowser, Wario, DK, the Koopa Troopas and most importantly, Shigsy. This will be the best operation yet.
"Ok. Here is the plan," he said. "We go to Japan, grab Mario, get out, everyone's happy!" At this point, Bowser grunted. "Shut up, Spiky!"
"Right, code-names. I will be Gamer, Luigi is Lanky Dude, Peach is Pinky, Toad is Shrimp, Bowser will be the Spikeman, Wario can be Yellow-Hat, DK shall be Monkey, the three Koopa Troopas are gonna be Shelly, Tortoise and Terrapin, and Shigsy is The Designer."
"But-a Boss-a," said Luigi. "What-a we gonna call-a it?"
"We will call it the Italian job!"
"HEEEEEY!! Why? It will be in Japan!" pointed out Toad.
"What nationality is Mario, Shrimp?" replied Nintendo. "Now, any more questions?"
"OOOOK!!" cried DK. "What, errrrrrrrrrrrr, ve-hickel are we, errrrrrrr using?"
"Mario Karts!"
"RAAAAAAAAAARGH!" bellowed Bowser. "They're TINY!"
"It's not the size, lads!" said Nintendo. "It's how you use it!"
A few days later, at the Nintendo HQ in Japan, the gang had grabbed Mario and were making a break for it. On a winding road up a mountain, they skidded, and were balancing precariously on a cliff-top. With the ing down on them (hint, hint), Nintendo suddenly said:
"Don't worry lads, I've got a plan!"
In the prison of his own Imagination, Nintendo was thinking up a devilish scheme to get the lovers of the Gamecube back to him. It was time for the Italian Job!
As soon as he got out, he got together the gang. Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Toad, Bowser, Wario, DK, the Koopa Troopas and most importantly, Shigsy. This will be the best operation yet.
"Ok. Here is the plan," he said. "We go to Japan, grab Mario, get out, everyone's happy!" At this point, Bowser grunted. "Shut up, Spiky!"
"Right, code-names. I will be Gamer, Luigi is Lanky Dude, Peach is Pinky, Toad is Shrimp, Bowser will be the Spikeman, Wario can be Yellow-Hat, DK shall be Monkey, the three Koopa Troopas are gonna be Shelly, Tortoise and Terrapin, and Shigsy is The Designer."
"But-a Boss-a," said Luigi. "What-a we gonna call-a it?"
"We will call it the Italian job!"
"HEEEEEY!! Why? It will be in Japan!" pointed out Toad.
"What nationality is Mario, Shrimp?" replied Nintendo. "Now, any more questions?"
"OOOOK!!" cried DK. "What, errrrrrrrrrrrr, ve-hickel are we, errrrrrrr using?"
"Mario Karts!"
"RAAAAAAAAAARGH!" bellowed Bowser. "They're TINY!"
"It's not the size, lads!" said Nintendo. "It's how you use it!"
A few days later, at the Nintendo HQ in Japan, the gang had grabbed Mario and were making a break for it. On a winding road up a mountain, they skidded, and were balancing precariously on a cliff-top. With the
"Don't worry lads, I've got a plan!"
I hate the end of the movie!
Comments please PEOPLE!
Grab hold of the fludd machine and hover, they had slipped on baby bowser's gunk which was meant for Mario and team.