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this is not like the killer rabbit gay harry potter attempt at prolonging word count. this is my favourate book ever, and i am sure it will grace a smile on your hideously difigured faces ;)
9 stupid things you shouldn't do before making love:
groin yourself with an iron bar
drink four pints of horlicks
tell your partner youve just slept with her best friend
smear yourself from head to toe with garlick butter
plunge your hands into a bucket of dry ice
read a book called PUBIC LICE-THE HIDDEN MENACE!
dicover that 'she' is really a 'he'- called dave
look at pictures of king kong
look at yourself in the mirror
10 stupid things to try to attempt with a flymo lawnmower:
conversation
a mike tyson haircut
ritual circumsision
solving the palestinian question
public topiary
a game of chess
manned flight
thought transferrence
sexual relations
the forging of a brave new world
11 of the worst people to get stuck behind in traffic:
an old lady in a morris minor
an old man in a morris minor
an old couple in a morris minor
anyone towing a caravan
anyone wearing a hat - especialy if they're in a morris minor
anyone in a hearse, milkfloat, tractor or steamroller
anyone from abroad
anyone with no proir knowelege of how to operate a motor veihcle
anyone who's stationairy
anyone who's decided to reverse all the way home
9 stupid things you shouldn't do before making love:
groin yourself with an iron bar
drink four pints of horlicks
tell your partner youve just slept with her best friend
smear yourself from head to toe with garlick butter
plunge your hands into a bucket of dry ice
read a book called PUBIC LICE-THE HIDDEN MENACE!
dicover that 'she' is really a 'he'- called dave
look at pictures of king kong
look at yourself in the mirror
10 stupid things to try to attempt with a flymo lawnmower:
conversation
a mike tyson haircut
ritual circumsision
solving the palestinian question
public topiary
a game of chess
manned flight
thought transferrence
sexual relations
the forging of a brave new world
11 of the worst people to get stuck behind in traffic:
an old lady in a morris minor
an old man in a morris minor
an old couple in a morris minor
anyone towing a caravan
anyone wearing a hat - especialy if they're in a morris minor
anyone in a hearse, milkfloat, tractor or steamroller
anyone from abroad
anyone with no proir knowelege of how to operate a motor veihcle
anyone who's stationairy
anyone who's decided to reverse all the way home
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this is not like the killer rabbit gay harry potter attempt at prolonging word count. this is my favourate book ever, and i am sure it will grace a smile on your hideously difigured faces ;)
9 stupid things you shouldn't do before making love:
groin yourself with an iron bar
drink four pints of horlicks
tell your partner youve just slept with her best friend
smear yourself from head to toe with garlick butter
plunge your hands into a bucket of dry ice
read a book called PUBIC LICE-THE HIDDEN MENACE!
dicover that 'she' is really a 'he'- called dave
look at pictures of king kong
look at yourself in the mirror
10 stupid things to try to attempt with a flymo lawnmower:
conversation
a mike tyson haircut
ritual circumsision
solving the palestinian question
public topiary
a game of chess
manned flight
thought transferrence
sexual relations
the forging of a brave new world
11 of the worst people to get stuck behind in traffic:
an old lady in a morris minor
an old man in a morris minor
an old couple in a morris minor
anyone towing a caravan
anyone wearing a hat - especialy if they're in a morris minor
anyone in a hearse, milkfloat, tractor or steamroller
anyone from abroad
anyone with no proir knowelege of how to operate a motor veihcle
anyone who's stationairy
anyone who's decided to reverse all the way home
9 stupid things you shouldn't do before making love:
groin yourself with an iron bar
drink four pints of horlicks
tell your partner youve just slept with her best friend
smear yourself from head to toe with garlick butter
plunge your hands into a bucket of dry ice
read a book called PUBIC LICE-THE HIDDEN MENACE!
dicover that 'she' is really a 'he'- called dave
look at pictures of king kong
look at yourself in the mirror
10 stupid things to try to attempt with a flymo lawnmower:
conversation
a mike tyson haircut
ritual circumsision
solving the palestinian question
public topiary
a game of chess
manned flight
thought transferrence
sexual relations
the forging of a brave new world
11 of the worst people to get stuck behind in traffic:
an old lady in a morris minor
an old man in a morris minor
an old couple in a morris minor
anyone towing a caravan
anyone wearing a hat - especialy if they're in a morris minor
anyone in a hearse, milkfloat, tractor or steamroller
anyone from abroad
anyone with no proir knowelege of how to operate a motor veihcle
anyone who's stationairy
anyone who's decided to reverse all the way home