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One day there lived a boy. His name was jimmy. He loved his dear playstation 1 so very much. But one day it acted different to any other day. He took it to the doctors and the doctor said, “This is very unusually for anything.” Jimmy took it home and sat it down and tried to get it to say something to him but nothing happened. That night jimmy woke up to see his most feared thing he could ever live through. His playstation had gone, some say it went to Canada some say Toronto. And some say he went to a better place. Little Jimmy’s playstation had returned by night the next evening. When it got back Jimmy was asleep. He didn’t notice it getting back. In the morning when Jimmy woke up his playstation look a bit taller. He put his glasses on to see what it was but it was only an extra 5 games what could they be?
He took a closer look at the five games and they were playstation 2 games there were GTA: vice city, stuntman, burnout 2, medal of honour frontline and tekken 4. His playstation suddenly said to him “I dying, tonight will be the end.” Jimmy sat down on the floor and broke out in tears. He told his mum but she said, “don’t cry over nothing”. When jimmy had his back turned to his playstation it had run away and jimmy got scared. He prayed to god to bring him back. Jimmy made some posters but his mum said, “Like anyone would bring it back and no one will care there’s no point”. Jimmy never had the time to put them up anyway. Later on he heard the doorbell ring he opened the door but there was nothing there. He was closing the door when he heard “down here” he looked down and he saw what he had been saving up for, for ages. A playstation 2 was down there and holding his playstation and said, “I’m sorry your playstation died. I was ordered to bring him to you and let you know. But now you own me” then jimmy said “was that why he brought the playstation 2 games?” the playstation 2 said “no he knew you wanted a playstation 2 so in his last few moves he brought you some games. Jimmy carried the playstation 1 and 2 up into his bedroom. He plugged it in and his television bursted out 3 things: virtual reality goggles, a high tech steering wheel and a DVD remote. And he said “what the…” His playstation seemed more than what a normal one is like. Then his playstation 2 read his mind, and loaded up GTA: vice city.
Jimmy was amazed with his new playstation 2. He went out to see when driver 3 would be released. Jimmy was annoyed that it didn’t come out till 29 December 2002. He said to himself “I’m never going to get it, its too many days away”. When he got back home, on his steps he saw Driver 3. He was stunned he asked his playstation 2 if he had got it and the playstation said “no”.
Jimmy was so shocked that he almost fainted. Jimmy decided to go downstairs and he asked his mum “what’s going on I just got a game that is supposed to be released next month and things are getting too weird for a child my age to understand”. She put her hand on his forehead; she said, “You feel o.k.”. Then she told him to leave her whilst she was ironing Jimmy’s clothes. Jimmy went onto his PC and went on the Internet; He went onto SR and suddenly his computer said (in a robotical voice) “what game would you like this time?” Jimmy jumped a thousand miles and said “you say what now”. Then the computer repeated itself and Jimmy’s said what games are there? The computer said; “GTA4, Stuntman2, James bond 007 and all recent games that are released or being released” Jimmy asked for Stuntman 2 and the computer said “o.k., It is now in your room” jimmy rushed up to his room and loaded his playstation 2 and it automatically loaded Stuntman 2. After completing the first 7 Stunts he went to bed and straight to sleep.
He suddenly woke up at about 11 o’clock and he heard his playstation 2 making a buzzing noise he went back to sleep. He woke up in the morning and looked to where his playstation 2 would normally be and it had gone he looked out his window and miraculously it was open and he said one thing to himself “why o why did this have to happen?”. He heard noises from behind his house as quick as he could he ran behind his house where there was quite a big field and he saw a bunch of black things, a bunch of black and green thing and a bunch of blue things he couldn’t see what they where. He ran to his room and he got his glasses and put them on. When he got back outside and put on his glasses he realised what it was there were playstation 2’s, Xbox’s and gamecube’s. He ran down to where they were and he asked them what was going on and they said “we’re fighting is there a problem with that?”. Jimmy said “no, why are you fighting?”. The playstation 2’s said, “the Xbox’s stole our DVD idea and the Gamecube stole some of our games.” The Xbox’s said “the playstation 2’s wont let us use their DVD idea and the Gamecube’s are trying to take Halo away from us” the Gamecube’s said “the Xbox’s wont stop picking on us and the playstation 2’s are steeling are games”. Jimmy said to them “there is no reason to fight that isn’t the answer for this you should tell the managers of the consoles and they will work something out”. You consoles should learn to get along and not fight wont it be better that way? They all eventually said yes and they shook controllers and they all resolved their problems with each other and Jimmy got to keep his playstation 2 which was unhurt and all the other consoles were unhurt too.
Jimmy’s playstation 2 said “thank you for saving me from getting hurt, I always thought the Gamecubes where sort of O.K. here are a few demo disks for GTA7, Stuntman4 and medal of honour: friendly attack.” He also got the full versions of GTA: Toronto, and F-22 hurricane and the playstation 2 Internet. When Jimmy wanted to do anything his playstation 2 would try to help him in anyway possible and sometimes he just got in the way, he even tried to help him complete a game.
Jimmy bought a Gamecube and put it next to it and before he knew it there were millions of small playcube and gamestation and this new generation of games consoles was all thanks to Jimmy and his problem solving with the playstations, Gamecube and Xbox’s.
He took a closer look at the five games and they were playstation 2 games there were GTA: vice city, stuntman, burnout 2, medal of honour frontline and tekken 4. His playstation suddenly said to him “I dying, tonight will be the end.” Jimmy sat down on the floor and broke out in tears. He told his mum but she said, “don’t cry over nothing”. When jimmy had his back turned to his playstation it had run away and jimmy got scared. He prayed to god to bring him back. Jimmy made some posters but his mum said, “Like anyone would bring it back and no one will care there’s no point”. Jimmy never had the time to put them up anyway. Later on he heard the doorbell ring he opened the door but there was nothing there. He was closing the door when he heard “down here” he looked down and he saw what he had been saving up for, for ages. A playstation 2 was down there and holding his playstation and said, “I’m sorry your playstation died. I was ordered to bring him to you and let you know. But now you own me” then jimmy said “was that why he brought the playstation 2 games?” the playstation 2 said “no he knew you wanted a playstation 2 so in his last few moves he brought you some games. Jimmy carried the playstation 1 and 2 up into his bedroom. He plugged it in and his television bursted out 3 things: virtual reality goggles, a high tech steering wheel and a DVD remote. And he said “what the…” His playstation seemed more than what a normal one is like. Then his playstation 2 read his mind, and loaded up GTA: vice city.
Jimmy was amazed with his new playstation 2. He went out to see when driver 3 would be released. Jimmy was annoyed that it didn’t come out till 29 December 2002. He said to himself “I’m never going to get it, its too many days away”. When he got back home, on his steps he saw Driver 3. He was stunned he asked his playstation 2 if he had got it and the playstation said “no”.
Jimmy was so shocked that he almost fainted. Jimmy decided to go downstairs and he asked his mum “what’s going on I just got a game that is supposed to be released next month and things are getting too weird for a child my age to understand”. She put her hand on his forehead; she said, “You feel o.k.”. Then she told him to leave her whilst she was ironing Jimmy’s clothes. Jimmy went onto his PC and went on the Internet; He went onto SR and suddenly his computer said (in a robotical voice) “what game would you like this time?” Jimmy jumped a thousand miles and said “you say what now”. Then the computer repeated itself and Jimmy’s said what games are there? The computer said; “GTA4, Stuntman2, James bond 007 and all recent games that are released or being released” Jimmy asked for Stuntman 2 and the computer said “o.k., It is now in your room” jimmy rushed up to his room and loaded his playstation 2 and it automatically loaded Stuntman 2. After completing the first 7 Stunts he went to bed and straight to sleep.
He suddenly woke up at about 11 o’clock and he heard his playstation 2 making a buzzing noise he went back to sleep. He woke up in the morning and looked to where his playstation 2 would normally be and it had gone he looked out his window and miraculously it was open and he said one thing to himself “why o why did this have to happen?”. He heard noises from behind his house as quick as he could he ran behind his house where there was quite a big field and he saw a bunch of black things, a bunch of black and green thing and a bunch of blue things he couldn’t see what they where. He ran to his room and he got his glasses and put them on. When he got back outside and put on his glasses he realised what it was there were playstation 2’s, Xbox’s and gamecube’s. He ran down to where they were and he asked them what was going on and they said “we’re fighting is there a problem with that?”. Jimmy said “no, why are you fighting?”. The playstation 2’s said, “the Xbox’s stole our DVD idea and the Gamecube stole some of our games.” The Xbox’s said “the playstation 2’s wont let us use their DVD idea and the Gamecube’s are trying to take Halo away from us” the Gamecube’s said “the Xbox’s wont stop picking on us and the playstation 2’s are steeling are games”. Jimmy said to them “there is no reason to fight that isn’t the answer for this you should tell the managers of the consoles and they will work something out”. You consoles should learn to get along and not fight wont it be better that way? They all eventually said yes and they shook controllers and they all resolved their problems with each other and Jimmy got to keep his playstation 2 which was unhurt and all the other consoles were unhurt too.
Jimmy’s playstation 2 said “thank you for saving me from getting hurt, I always thought the Gamecubes where sort of O.K. here are a few demo disks for GTA7, Stuntman4 and medal of honour: friendly attack.” He also got the full versions of GTA: Toronto, and F-22 hurricane and the playstation 2 Internet. When Jimmy wanted to do anything his playstation 2 would try to help him in anyway possible and sometimes he just got in the way, he even tried to help him complete a game.
Jimmy bought a Gamecube and put it next to it and before he knew it there were millions of small playcube and gamestation and this new generation of games consoles was all thanks to Jimmy and his problem solving with the playstations, Gamecube and Xbox’s.
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One day there lived a boy. His name was jimmy. He loved his dear playstation 1 so very much. But one day it acted different to any other day. He took it to the doctors and the doctor said, “This is very unusually for anything.” Jimmy took it home and sat it down and tried to get it to say something to him but nothing happened. That night jimmy woke up to see his most feared thing he could ever live through. His playstation had gone, some say it went to Canada some say Toronto. And some say he went to a better place. Little Jimmy’s playstation had returned by night the next evening. When it got back Jimmy was asleep. He didn’t notice it getting back. In the morning when Jimmy woke up his playstation look a bit taller. He put his glasses on to see what it was but it was only an extra 5 games what could they be?
He took a closer look at the five games and they were playstation 2 games there were GTA: vice city, stuntman, burnout 2, medal of honour frontline and tekken 4. His playstation suddenly said to him “I dying, tonight will be the end.” Jimmy sat down on the floor and broke out in tears. He told his mum but she said, “don’t cry over nothing”. When jimmy had his back turned to his playstation it had run away and jimmy got scared. He prayed to god to bring him back. Jimmy made some posters but his mum said, “Like anyone would bring it back and no one will care there’s no point”. Jimmy never had the time to put them up anyway. Later on he heard the doorbell ring he opened the door but there was nothing there. He was closing the door when he heard “down here” he looked down and he saw what he had been saving up for, for ages. A playstation 2 was down there and holding his playstation and said, “I’m sorry your playstation died. I was ordered to bring him to you and let you know. But now you own me” then jimmy said “was that why he brought the playstation 2 games?” the playstation 2 said “no he knew you wanted a playstation 2 so in his last few moves he brought you some games. Jimmy carried the playstation 1 and 2 up into his bedroom. He plugged it in and his television bursted out 3 things: virtual reality goggles, a high tech steering wheel and a DVD remote. And he said “what the…” His playstation seemed more than what a normal one is like. Then his playstation 2 read his mind, and loaded up GTA: vice city.
Jimmy was amazed with his new playstation 2. He went out to see when driver 3 would be released. Jimmy was annoyed that it didn’t come out till 29 December 2002. He said to himself “I’m never going to get it, its too many days away”. When he got back home, on his steps he saw Driver 3. He was stunned he asked his playstation 2 if he had got it and the playstation said “no”.
Jimmy was so shocked that he almost fainted. Jimmy decided to go downstairs and he asked his mum “what’s going on I just got a game that is supposed to be released next month and things are getting too weird for a child my age to understand”. She put her hand on his forehead; she said, “You feel o.k.”. Then she told him to leave her whilst she was ironing Jimmy’s clothes. Jimmy went onto his PC and went on the Internet; He went onto SR and suddenly his computer said (in a robotical voice) “what game would you like this time?” Jimmy jumped a thousand miles and said “you say what now”. Then the computer repeated itself and Jimmy’s said what games are there? The computer said; “GTA4, Stuntman2, James bond 007 and all recent games that are released or being released” Jimmy asked for Stuntman 2 and the computer said “o.k., It is now in your room” jimmy rushed up to his room and loaded his playstation 2 and it automatically loaded Stuntman 2. After completing the first 7 Stunts he went to bed and straight to sleep.
He suddenly woke up at about 11 o’clock and he heard his playstation 2 making a buzzing noise he went back to sleep. He woke up in the morning and looked to where his playstation 2 would normally be and it had gone he looked out his window and miraculously it was open and he said one thing to himself “why o why did this have to happen?”. He heard noises from behind his house as quick as he could he ran behind his house where there was quite a big field and he saw a bunch of black things, a bunch of black and green thing and a bunch of blue things he couldn’t see what they where. He ran to his room and he got his glasses and put them on. When he got back outside and put on his glasses he realised what it was there were playstation 2’s, Xbox’s and gamecube’s. He ran down to where they were and he asked them what was going on and they said “we’re fighting is there a problem with that?”. Jimmy said “no, why are you fighting?”. The playstation 2’s said, “the Xbox’s stole our DVD idea and the Gamecube stole some of our games.” The Xbox’s said “the playstation 2’s wont let us use their DVD idea and the Gamecube’s are trying to take Halo away from us” the Gamecube’s said “the Xbox’s wont stop picking on us and the playstation 2’s are steeling are games”. Jimmy said to them “there is no reason to fight that isn’t the answer for this you should tell the managers of the consoles and they will work something out”. You consoles should learn to get along and not fight wont it be better that way? They all eventually said yes and they shook controllers and they all resolved their problems with each other and Jimmy got to keep his playstation 2 which was unhurt and all the other consoles were unhurt too.
Jimmy’s playstation 2 said “thank you for saving me from getting hurt, I always thought the Gamecubes where sort of O.K. here are a few demo disks for GTA7, Stuntman4 and medal of honour: friendly attack.” He also got the full versions of GTA: Toronto, and F-22 hurricane and the playstation 2 Internet. When Jimmy wanted to do anything his playstation 2 would try to help him in anyway possible and sometimes he just got in the way, he even tried to help him complete a game.
Jimmy bought a Gamecube and put it next to it and before he knew it there were millions of small playcube and gamestation and this new generation of games consoles was all thanks to Jimmy and his problem solving with the playstations, Gamecube and Xbox’s.
He took a closer look at the five games and they were playstation 2 games there were GTA: vice city, stuntman, burnout 2, medal of honour frontline and tekken 4. His playstation suddenly said to him “I dying, tonight will be the end.” Jimmy sat down on the floor and broke out in tears. He told his mum but she said, “don’t cry over nothing”. When jimmy had his back turned to his playstation it had run away and jimmy got scared. He prayed to god to bring him back. Jimmy made some posters but his mum said, “Like anyone would bring it back and no one will care there’s no point”. Jimmy never had the time to put them up anyway. Later on he heard the doorbell ring he opened the door but there was nothing there. He was closing the door when he heard “down here” he looked down and he saw what he had been saving up for, for ages. A playstation 2 was down there and holding his playstation and said, “I’m sorry your playstation died. I was ordered to bring him to you and let you know. But now you own me” then jimmy said “was that why he brought the playstation 2 games?” the playstation 2 said “no he knew you wanted a playstation 2 so in his last few moves he brought you some games. Jimmy carried the playstation 1 and 2 up into his bedroom. He plugged it in and his television bursted out 3 things: virtual reality goggles, a high tech steering wheel and a DVD remote. And he said “what the…” His playstation seemed more than what a normal one is like. Then his playstation 2 read his mind, and loaded up GTA: vice city.
Jimmy was amazed with his new playstation 2. He went out to see when driver 3 would be released. Jimmy was annoyed that it didn’t come out till 29 December 2002. He said to himself “I’m never going to get it, its too many days away”. When he got back home, on his steps he saw Driver 3. He was stunned he asked his playstation 2 if he had got it and the playstation said “no”.
Jimmy was so shocked that he almost fainted. Jimmy decided to go downstairs and he asked his mum “what’s going on I just got a game that is supposed to be released next month and things are getting too weird for a child my age to understand”. She put her hand on his forehead; she said, “You feel o.k.”. Then she told him to leave her whilst she was ironing Jimmy’s clothes. Jimmy went onto his PC and went on the Internet; He went onto SR and suddenly his computer said (in a robotical voice) “what game would you like this time?” Jimmy jumped a thousand miles and said “you say what now”. Then the computer repeated itself and Jimmy’s said what games are there? The computer said; “GTA4, Stuntman2, James bond 007 and all recent games that are released or being released” Jimmy asked for Stuntman 2 and the computer said “o.k., It is now in your room” jimmy rushed up to his room and loaded his playstation 2 and it automatically loaded Stuntman 2. After completing the first 7 Stunts he went to bed and straight to sleep.
He suddenly woke up at about 11 o’clock and he heard his playstation 2 making a buzzing noise he went back to sleep. He woke up in the morning and looked to where his playstation 2 would normally be and it had gone he looked out his window and miraculously it was open and he said one thing to himself “why o why did this have to happen?”. He heard noises from behind his house as quick as he could he ran behind his house where there was quite a big field and he saw a bunch of black things, a bunch of black and green thing and a bunch of blue things he couldn’t see what they where. He ran to his room and he got his glasses and put them on. When he got back outside and put on his glasses he realised what it was there were playstation 2’s, Xbox’s and gamecube’s. He ran down to where they were and he asked them what was going on and they said “we’re fighting is there a problem with that?”. Jimmy said “no, why are you fighting?”. The playstation 2’s said, “the Xbox’s stole our DVD idea and the Gamecube stole some of our games.” The Xbox’s said “the playstation 2’s wont let us use their DVD idea and the Gamecube’s are trying to take Halo away from us” the Gamecube’s said “the Xbox’s wont stop picking on us and the playstation 2’s are steeling are games”. Jimmy said to them “there is no reason to fight that isn’t the answer for this you should tell the managers of the consoles and they will work something out”. You consoles should learn to get along and not fight wont it be better that way? They all eventually said yes and they shook controllers and they all resolved their problems with each other and Jimmy got to keep his playstation 2 which was unhurt and all the other consoles were unhurt too.
Jimmy’s playstation 2 said “thank you for saving me from getting hurt, I always thought the Gamecubes where sort of O.K. here are a few demo disks for GTA7, Stuntman4 and medal of honour: friendly attack.” He also got the full versions of GTA: Toronto, and F-22 hurricane and the playstation 2 Internet. When Jimmy wanted to do anything his playstation 2 would try to help him in anyway possible and sometimes he just got in the way, he even tried to help him complete a game.
Jimmy bought a Gamecube and put it next to it and before he knew it there were millions of small playcube and gamestation and this new generation of games consoles was all thanks to Jimmy and his problem solving with the playstations, Gamecube and Xbox’s.