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Sun 06/10/02 at 11:55
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The year was 1998 and after having his coffee break privileges taken away in an incident involving a pot of jam and Tony’s favorite shirt Mr. Snuggly vowed revenge saying:
“I’ll get you Tony, and your little dog too,” (Snuggly didn’t like Schroeder much either.)
Following several failed attempts to slash Tony’s tires using a pair of safety scissors he decided he was lacking something.
He thought of what Tony had: cars, beautiful women, a house shaped like a pound sign, a multi-million pound business and a fisherprice jungle gym
And then what he had: a carrot, a 6 month subscription to play thing, a hamster named aliboy a newspaper clipping of the words ‘superman loves you’. On contemplating these equipment he resolved it was time to get power and what better way to do it than run for leader of the world! (Snuggly then found there was no such thing so went to the local poling office to enter as a candidate for mayor).
This was a short-lived dream as Snuggly had an extensive criminal record (yes his singing was so bad he got arrested for it) and was laughed one of the poling office.

*Snuggly pulled out aliboy from the pocket of his fisherman’s hat*
Snuggly - “what are we to do boy?”
Aliboy – squeak
Snuggly – “no it’s not your fault”
Aliboy – squeak
Snuggly – “no don’t blame yourself, we knew it was not going to work out from the start”
Aliboy – squeak
Snuggly – “what?”
Aliboy – squeak
Snuggly – “really?”
Aliboy - squeak
Snuggly – “that could work!”
Aliboy – squeak
*Snuggly rose to his feet*
Snuggly – “lets do it!”

Snuggly marched back into the office and entered aliboy as a candidate for mayor, on the principle that the monster raving loony party had a ginger cat as vice leader.
In the next couple of weeks the pair rallied up support, Snuggly began kissing babies and aliboy talked about pressing issues (like trousers and paper) as well as spending most of his time bailing Snuggly out of jail for going about kissing babies.
On the day of the election the atmosphere was nervous and in the end aliboy won beating roger the guy who lived in the flat above the chip shop with a growth on his head 3:1.
This changed aliboy who became a loud mouth drunk going to partys every night and coming home in the early morning of the next week.
But then one night it happened...

*The door swang open and aliboy wobbled in stinking of vodka. Snuggly was waiting at the kitchen table with a cold bowl of seeds infront of him*
Snuggly - “where have you been?!”
Aliboy – squeak... hic
Snuggly – “I had your dinner on the table at eight and you don’t come home until gone 3 in the morning”
Aliboy – squeak!
Snuggly – “don’t use language like that in my house!”
Aliboy – hic...squeak...hic
Snuggly – “look at you, your drunk”
*Snuggly picked aliboy up and placed him on the table. The intoxicated hamster strolled over to the bowl in a clumsy manor and with his mouth threw a seed onto the floor*
Aliboy – squeak!
Snuggly – “what’s happened to you?”
Aliboy – squeak... hic
Snuggly – “I stay at home all day looking after the house”
Aliboy – squeak

Snuggly – “I know you work, but don’t you think I work to?”
Aliboy – squeak… hic
Snuggly – “yeah that’s just like you, forget your problems at the bottom of a bottle
Aliboy – squeak
Snuggly – “several bottles, what’s the difference? Ever since you won the election last Tuesday you’ve deteriorated and I’ve had enough!”
Aliboy – squeak… hic
Snuggly – “go on then, I dare you!
*Aliboy wonder tot he edge of the table and drops I meter down to the tiled floor to his death*
Snuggly – “nooooooooo”
*Snuggly picked up the dead fur ball*
Snuggly – “ I didn’t mean it….”

Strangely after that night aliboy transformed and at his meetings looked very much like a guinea pig. But with Aliboy’s new appearance he was also now kind and considerate, he became one of the best mayors Scunthorp had ever had. Snuggly was at the happiest he had ever been, him and aliboy spent many a night using there powers as mayor and mayors owner to inflict pain on those lower to them. It could have lasted forever.
Unfortunately Snuggly became addicted to the carnival and spent the towns whole budget on ring toss games and the ghost train; while aliboy was eaten by the monster raving loony party’s vice leader, turned into a rat and made to resign over allegations of poisoning the local water supply.
The pair went they’re separate ways.

Snuggly was at the bottom of the barrel… and it said on the side special reserve imports. Since watching a 007 film in comet he decided to try and infiltrate special reserve and get his old job as a photocopy assistant back after having handing in his resignation earlier in the week. To cut a long story full of fighting, sex and heart pound drama short he managed to reach Tony’s office disguise d as Schroeder (he wore a tight, short, red dress with sequins on it and a enough of make-up to make over 6 whales).

Tony – “hey there baby!”
Snuggly – “um, er huh?”
Tony – “I’ve missed you”
*Tony walked up to Snuggly and rapped him in his arms before landing a big kiss on snuggly’s lips. Snuggly tried to pull away but Tony was too strong. After about a minute or so he detached his lips*
Tony – “um, love the lip gloss, what flavour is it?”
Snuggly – “um... carrot”
Tony – “carrot?”
Snuggly – “yeah”
Tony – “but your allergic to carrot”
Snuggly – “opps”
Tony – “wait a minute, your not Schro are you?”
Snuggly – “....yeah”
Tony – “no you’re not, come to think of it Schro’s got blonde hair”
Snuggly – “doh!”
Tony – “wait a minute, the only person with brown hair who likes carrots is...”
Snuggly – “Snuggly?”
Tony – “yeah, Snuggly. So your sn….
Snuggly – “... um... Surprise...”
Tony – “so that means I just kissed a bloke?”
Snuggly – “yeah”
Tony – “yuk!”
*Tony pulled out a bottle of old spice from his desk and rinsed his mouth with it*
Tony – “if this gets out, my ways with the ladies will be over!”
Snuggly – “.... Sorry?”
Tony – “you better not tell anyone or I’ll have you fired!”
Snuggly – “I quit sir, remember”
Tony – “ok well then, your hired. What job did you have again?”
Snuggly – “um...”
*a cog began to turn in snuggly’s head and he began to smile evilly. But then it got jammed in the cob webs*
Snuggly – “assistant photocopier… doh!”
Tony – “well then, your hired”
Snuggly – “ but what will stop me from telling everyone about us?”
Tony – *gulp* “ok, well have what ever job you want, just don’t tell anyone”
Snuggly – “I’ll be the leader of the web page then!”
Tony – “what web page? We don’t have a web page”
Snuggly – “we do now...”


Thanks for reading
-Linx-
Mon 07/10/02 at 19:43
Regular
"always swirling"
Posts: 2,852
Mystique wrote:
> "“I’ll get you Tony, and your little dog too,” (Snuggly didn’t
> like Schroeder much either.)"
> ******
>
> Ooooo mmeeeeoooww!

no, woof
Sun 06/10/02 at 12:00
Regular
Posts: 18,775
"“I’ll get you Tony, and your little dog too,” (Snuggly didn’t like Schroeder much either.)"
******

Ooooo mmeeeeoooww!
Sun 06/10/02 at 11:55
Regular
"always swirling"
Posts: 2,852
The year was 1998 and after having his coffee break privileges taken away in an incident involving a pot of jam and Tony’s favorite shirt Mr. Snuggly vowed revenge saying:
“I’ll get you Tony, and your little dog too,” (Snuggly didn’t like Schroeder much either.)
Following several failed attempts to slash Tony’s tires using a pair of safety scissors he decided he was lacking something.
He thought of what Tony had: cars, beautiful women, a house shaped like a pound sign, a multi-million pound business and a fisherprice jungle gym
And then what he had: a carrot, a 6 month subscription to play thing, a hamster named aliboy a newspaper clipping of the words ‘superman loves you’. On contemplating these equipment he resolved it was time to get power and what better way to do it than run for leader of the world! (Snuggly then found there was no such thing so went to the local poling office to enter as a candidate for mayor).
This was a short-lived dream as Snuggly had an extensive criminal record (yes his singing was so bad he got arrested for it) and was laughed one of the poling office.

*Snuggly pulled out aliboy from the pocket of his fisherman’s hat*
Snuggly - “what are we to do boy?”
Aliboy – squeak
Snuggly – “no it’s not your fault”
Aliboy – squeak
Snuggly – “no don’t blame yourself, we knew it was not going to work out from the start”
Aliboy – squeak
Snuggly – “what?”
Aliboy – squeak
Snuggly – “really?”
Aliboy - squeak
Snuggly – “that could work!”
Aliboy – squeak
*Snuggly rose to his feet*
Snuggly – “lets do it!”

Snuggly marched back into the office and entered aliboy as a candidate for mayor, on the principle that the monster raving loony party had a ginger cat as vice leader.
In the next couple of weeks the pair rallied up support, Snuggly began kissing babies and aliboy talked about pressing issues (like trousers and paper) as well as spending most of his time bailing Snuggly out of jail for going about kissing babies.
On the day of the election the atmosphere was nervous and in the end aliboy won beating roger the guy who lived in the flat above the chip shop with a growth on his head 3:1.
This changed aliboy who became a loud mouth drunk going to partys every night and coming home in the early morning of the next week.
But then one night it happened...

*The door swang open and aliboy wobbled in stinking of vodka. Snuggly was waiting at the kitchen table with a cold bowl of seeds infront of him*
Snuggly - “where have you been?!”
Aliboy – squeak... hic
Snuggly – “I had your dinner on the table at eight and you don’t come home until gone 3 in the morning”
Aliboy – squeak!
Snuggly – “don’t use language like that in my house!”
Aliboy – hic...squeak...hic
Snuggly – “look at you, your drunk”
*Snuggly picked aliboy up and placed him on the table. The intoxicated hamster strolled over to the bowl in a clumsy manor and with his mouth threw a seed onto the floor*
Aliboy – squeak!
Snuggly – “what’s happened to you?”
Aliboy – squeak... hic
Snuggly – “I stay at home all day looking after the house”
Aliboy – squeak

Snuggly – “I know you work, but don’t you think I work to?”
Aliboy – squeak… hic
Snuggly – “yeah that’s just like you, forget your problems at the bottom of a bottle
Aliboy – squeak
Snuggly – “several bottles, what’s the difference? Ever since you won the election last Tuesday you’ve deteriorated and I’ve had enough!”
Aliboy – squeak… hic
Snuggly – “go on then, I dare you!
*Aliboy wonder tot he edge of the table and drops I meter down to the tiled floor to his death*
Snuggly – “nooooooooo”
*Snuggly picked up the dead fur ball*
Snuggly – “ I didn’t mean it….”

Strangely after that night aliboy transformed and at his meetings looked very much like a guinea pig. But with Aliboy’s new appearance he was also now kind and considerate, he became one of the best mayors Scunthorp had ever had. Snuggly was at the happiest he had ever been, him and aliboy spent many a night using there powers as mayor and mayors owner to inflict pain on those lower to them. It could have lasted forever.
Unfortunately Snuggly became addicted to the carnival and spent the towns whole budget on ring toss games and the ghost train; while aliboy was eaten by the monster raving loony party’s vice leader, turned into a rat and made to resign over allegations of poisoning the local water supply.
The pair went they’re separate ways.

Snuggly was at the bottom of the barrel… and it said on the side special reserve imports. Since watching a 007 film in comet he decided to try and infiltrate special reserve and get his old job as a photocopy assistant back after having handing in his resignation earlier in the week. To cut a long story full of fighting, sex and heart pound drama short he managed to reach Tony’s office disguise d as Schroeder (he wore a tight, short, red dress with sequins on it and a enough of make-up to make over 6 whales).

Tony – “hey there baby!”
Snuggly – “um, er huh?”
Tony – “I’ve missed you”
*Tony walked up to Snuggly and rapped him in his arms before landing a big kiss on snuggly’s lips. Snuggly tried to pull away but Tony was too strong. After about a minute or so he detached his lips*
Tony – “um, love the lip gloss, what flavour is it?”
Snuggly – “um... carrot”
Tony – “carrot?”
Snuggly – “yeah”
Tony – “but your allergic to carrot”
Snuggly – “opps”
Tony – “wait a minute, your not Schro are you?”
Snuggly – “....yeah”
Tony – “no you’re not, come to think of it Schro’s got blonde hair”
Snuggly – “doh!”
Tony – “wait a minute, the only person with brown hair who likes carrots is...”
Snuggly – “Snuggly?”
Tony – “yeah, Snuggly. So your sn….
Snuggly – “... um... Surprise...”
Tony – “so that means I just kissed a bloke?”
Snuggly – “yeah”
Tony – “yuk!”
*Tony pulled out a bottle of old spice from his desk and rinsed his mouth with it*
Tony – “if this gets out, my ways with the ladies will be over!”
Snuggly – “.... Sorry?”
Tony – “you better not tell anyone or I’ll have you fired!”
Snuggly – “I quit sir, remember”
Tony – “ok well then, your hired. What job did you have again?”
Snuggly – “um...”
*a cog began to turn in snuggly’s head and he began to smile evilly. But then it got jammed in the cob webs*
Snuggly – “assistant photocopier… doh!”
Tony – “well then, your hired”
Snuggly – “ but what will stop me from telling everyone about us?”
Tony – *gulp* “ok, well have what ever job you want, just don’t tell anyone”
Snuggly – “I’ll be the leader of the web page then!”
Tony – “what web page? We don’t have a web page”
Snuggly – “we do now...”


Thanks for reading
-Linx-

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