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Hey hey, folks! As usual, I have neen travelling through time and had been visitng many places. Anyway, here we go.
SR: The Game Show
Yip, that's right on every Friday night at 9.00pm on Channel 3 for everyone. Many people get pizzas, chips, drinks, tortillas, beans and their grandma's ready for the show (excluding John Major). Phew, now things are getting started,
*Checks clock*
Yip, the game is gonna start so be quiet folks and preapre for the game show of your lives.
Jimmy Chong-"Whey! It iz time for ze game show of yer wee lives! Now folks, before, we go Mr. Snuggly, give me a S!
Audience-"S!!!"
Jimmy Chong-"Give me a R!"
Audience-"R!!!"
Jimmy Chong-"Give me a Play your Gamez Right, Man!"
Audience-"Play Your Games Right!!! Yahoo!"
Jimmy Chong-"Give me a packet of Smokey Bacon crisps!"
Tony Blair-"Here you go, mate!"
Jimmy Chong-"Thank you! Noo lets ging over to Mista Sunggly!
Audience-"*Claps and cheers like they are in a party*"
Mr.Snuggly-"Thank you, Chong. Today, we have brand new contestants on the line today, but did you know that pigs can fly? It was all in a dream
Audience-"..."
Mr.Snuggly-"Err, thanks folks, but you might be surprised of what we have today! Our first contestant is Hohn Genderson (made up name) from the Highlands!!!
Audience-"Yahoo!!"
Hohn Genderson-"Hiya deein'!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Our second contestant tonight is non-other than John Travolta!"
Audience-"*Screams and some folk faint*"
Mr.Snuggly-"And our third contestant tonight will be...gosh I can't believe it...Sean Connery!"
Audience-"Screams and faints again"
Mr.Snuggly-"Okay, you know the rules of the game. First you have a question round and an elimination round courtesy of Sooty, the little yellow bear with Sue the panda. okay, we will have 5 questions for this round an..."
Well, you would know. Humph, sorry...lost documents. How could SR get all these famous, well, not all, but are in this game?? Bored? If so, refrain from reading more stuff that's exciting.
Mr.Snuggly-"...and every question answered correctly will win £10,000 in their kitty. So, for question 1, without any delays, here it is. Who invented the X-Box?"
*Prooo!*
Sean Connery-"Ish it...Shteven Shpeilberg?"
Mr.Snuggly-"No!! Anyone else?"
John Travolta-"Heh heh, iz it Thomas Edison?"
Mr.Snuggly-"Man, yer dumb. Hohn?
Hohn Genderson-"Is it that wee ladie named Bill Gates, with corparation Microsoft?
Mr.Snuggly-"Corrrect!"
Hohn Henderson-"Yipee!"
Audience-"Good one!"
Mr.Snuggly-"2nd question. Who is the main character of Tomb Raider?"
*Ding...Dong!*
John Travolta-"Easy! J-Lo!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Err, wrong!!"
*Prooo!*
Sean Connery-"Ahh...Lara Croft. Shimple, indeed."
Mr.Snuggly-"Whoppie! Absouletly...true, correct, whatever!"
Sean Connery-"La de da!"
Audience-*Applause*
Mr.Snuggly-"Now, third question. What is the Al Bhed??"
*Barf*
Hohn Genderson-"Is it...an all tribe who lived thoosands a years ago?"
Mr.Snuggly-"Nope, you sillee person. Anyone else want some?"
*Prooo!*
Sean Connery-"Umm, Dr. Dolittle'sh pet monkey?"
Mr.Snuggly-"Not quite, but John you're still in play. Give me your answer."
John Travolta-"I know this one! hah, don't psyhce me out here! Is it...4? Come on, it must me!!"
Audience-" Ha ha!"
Nelson-" Ha ha!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Congratulations! It's the wrong answer! It's a language used in Final Fantasy 10! Hah, now 4th question. Would you go higher or lower than an Ace? Remember, the 4th question is a card question..."
Everyone-"Lower!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Wow! You are all clever!"
Everyone-"Yatta!"
Audience-*Applause and one audience member had to use his feet becuase the acid he was experimenting with his wife and dropped on his hand...silly idiot*
Jimmy Chong-"Thank you Snuggly! As usual, I will do the final question! This will be hard, so get your brain caps on!
*Fixes caps on*
Jimmy Chong-"Now, here we go! Who are Squall's parents from FF8? Come on now, dinna be shy..."
They all wonder and John Travolta presses the buzzer, presses the buzzer, presses the buzzer.
John Travolta-"I know, cos' aye do. It's Laguna and Raine!"
Jimmy Chong-"That is correct! Now we shall check out the totals. Back to you Mista Snuggly..."
Mr.Snuggly-"Thank you! Now since the scores are tied at £20,000, we can do the...
Audience-"Elimator!!"
Mr.Snuggly-"After some breakdancing by Darkus and Crew."
So far, the game show is tied between them. At the same time, Mr.Snuggly was taking a cup of coffee, the media were phoning every one who particapated in the show and obviously, the game shoe crew were taking a break.
Now, back to the game show...
Mr.Snuggly-"Welcome back, folks! Since the money is tied, we will do the 'Eliminator'. Today's 'Elimantor' will be with the contestants we have today against Sooty, the yellow bear and Sue the panda. Today's game will be called 'Virtual Reality' where the people must be in a simulator that go make the simulator move like a earthquake beyone the Rector Scale. Although, chance of death, I bet the guys want a piece of the action, right?"
John and Sean-"Nai!"
*Both run away cowardly and organise a party with prawns*
Mr.Snuggly-"...Okay, will, erm, Hohn, will you particapate in this challenge?
Hohn Genderson-"Aye, sure thing and I kane athin'"
Mr.Snuggly-"Okay then! Let's get started!!"
Audience-"Alright!!!"
So, Hohn had decided to fight against the silent Sooty and Sue. First off, they were on Mars and Mr.Snuggly had took the opportunity to go with them. At first, the 'Virtual Reality' simulator started rubbling and shaking like an earthquake and at the same time, Mr.Snuggly was commentating...
Mr.Snuggly-"Wow! This is so cool! Man, look at Hohn's flubber fly!
Hohn Genderson-"Aye!! Loo-oo-oo-kk at mi!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Tanks me tis winking? I mean, look at Sooty and Sue...what?!?! They are sleeping? I can't believe it!"
They were sleeping becuase it's only a puppet!
Mr.Snuggly-"2 more minutes to go and I 'm feelin' grrrrrreat!"
Sue-"Aye whatever"
After experiencing many side-effects, dizziness, sickness and being in a different world, all had survived and finally...
Mr.Snuggly-"We have a winna! Hohn Genderson!"
Audience-*Applauses, cries and junps in joy with Steve Allen*
Mr.Snuggly-"How do you fee winning £100,000? Come on..."
Hohn Genderson-"I feelll great, and I feel loike keeping all the money to meself."
Mr.Snuggly-"Congrats, though. Okay, we have had fun tonight and we will see you next time on Play Your Games Right! Goodnight and let the bed bugs bite!"
Presenters-Jimmy Chong and Mr.Snuggly
Camera-Your grandad
Director-pb
Manager-Edgy
Tony Blair as himself and get a free packet of prawns.
Sue and Sooty-Crappy Material Products
Set output-Some ladies
Credits-Ultima Weapons good time Credits.
Lettering-Special Reserve
Everything Else-by everyone on SR-Newbies, Regualrs, Notables, Staff and a few spammers.
Anyway, the game show is finished and I hope you have enjoyed it.
UW. Now comes with cola.
SR: The Game Show
Yip, that's right on every Friday night at 9.00pm on Channel 3 for everyone. Many people get pizzas, chips, drinks, tortillas, beans and their grandma's ready for the show (excluding John Major). Phew, now things are getting started,
*Checks clock*
Yip, the game is gonna start so be quiet folks and preapre for the game show of your lives.
Jimmy Chong-"Whey! It iz time for ze game show of yer wee lives! Now folks, before, we go Mr. Snuggly, give me a S!
Audience-"S!!!"
Jimmy Chong-"Give me a R!"
Audience-"R!!!"
Jimmy Chong-"Give me a Play your Gamez Right, Man!"
Audience-"Play Your Games Right!!! Yahoo!"
Jimmy Chong-"Give me a packet of Smokey Bacon crisps!"
Tony Blair-"Here you go, mate!"
Jimmy Chong-"Thank you! Noo lets ging over to Mista Sunggly!
Audience-"*Claps and cheers like they are in a party*"
Mr.Snuggly-"Thank you, Chong. Today, we have brand new contestants on the line today, but did you know that pigs can fly? It was all in a dream
Audience-"..."
Mr.Snuggly-"Err, thanks folks, but you might be surprised of what we have today! Our first contestant is Hohn Genderson (made up name) from the Highlands!!!
Audience-"Yahoo!!"
Hohn Genderson-"Hiya deein'!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Our second contestant tonight is non-other than John Travolta!"
Audience-"*Screams and some folk faint*"
Mr.Snuggly-"And our third contestant tonight will be...gosh I can't believe it...Sean Connery!"
Audience-"Screams and faints again"
Mr.Snuggly-"Okay, you know the rules of the game. First you have a question round and an elimination round courtesy of Sooty, the little yellow bear with Sue the panda. okay, we will have 5 questions for this round an..."
Well, you would know. Humph, sorry...lost documents. How could SR get all these famous, well, not all, but are in this game?? Bored? If so, refrain from reading more stuff that's exciting.
Mr.Snuggly-"...and every question answered correctly will win £10,000 in their kitty. So, for question 1, without any delays, here it is. Who invented the X-Box?"
*Prooo!*
Sean Connery-"Ish it...Shteven Shpeilberg?"
Mr.Snuggly-"No!! Anyone else?"
John Travolta-"Heh heh, iz it Thomas Edison?"
Mr.Snuggly-"Man, yer dumb. Hohn?
Hohn Genderson-"Is it that wee ladie named Bill Gates, with corparation Microsoft?
Mr.Snuggly-"Corrrect!"
Hohn Henderson-"Yipee!"
Audience-"Good one!"
Mr.Snuggly-"2nd question. Who is the main character of Tomb Raider?"
*Ding...Dong!*
John Travolta-"Easy! J-Lo!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Err, wrong!!"
*Prooo!*
Sean Connery-"Ahh...Lara Croft. Shimple, indeed."
Mr.Snuggly-"Whoppie! Absouletly...true, correct, whatever!"
Sean Connery-"La de da!"
Audience-*Applause*
Mr.Snuggly-"Now, third question. What is the Al Bhed??"
*Barf*
Hohn Genderson-"Is it...an all tribe who lived thoosands a years ago?"
Mr.Snuggly-"Nope, you sillee person. Anyone else want some?"
*Prooo!*
Sean Connery-"Umm, Dr. Dolittle'sh pet monkey?"
Mr.Snuggly-"Not quite, but John you're still in play. Give me your answer."
John Travolta-"I know this one! hah, don't psyhce me out here! Is it...4? Come on, it must me!!"
Audience-" Ha ha!"
Nelson-" Ha ha!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Congratulations! It's the wrong answer! It's a language used in Final Fantasy 10! Hah, now 4th question. Would you go higher or lower than an Ace? Remember, the 4th question is a card question..."
Everyone-"Lower!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Wow! You are all clever!"
Everyone-"Yatta!"
Audience-*Applause and one audience member had to use his feet becuase the acid he was experimenting with his wife and dropped on his hand...silly idiot*
Jimmy Chong-"Thank you Snuggly! As usual, I will do the final question! This will be hard, so get your brain caps on!
*Fixes caps on*
Jimmy Chong-"Now, here we go! Who are Squall's parents from FF8? Come on now, dinna be shy..."
They all wonder and John Travolta presses the buzzer, presses the buzzer, presses the buzzer.
John Travolta-"I know, cos' aye do. It's Laguna and Raine!"
Jimmy Chong-"That is correct! Now we shall check out the totals. Back to you Mista Snuggly..."
Mr.Snuggly-"Thank you! Now since the scores are tied at £20,000, we can do the...
Audience-"Elimator!!"
Mr.Snuggly-"After some breakdancing by Darkus and Crew."
So far, the game show is tied between them. At the same time, Mr.Snuggly was taking a cup of coffee, the media were phoning every one who particapated in the show and obviously, the game shoe crew were taking a break.
Now, back to the game show...
Mr.Snuggly-"Welcome back, folks! Since the money is tied, we will do the 'Eliminator'. Today's 'Elimantor' will be with the contestants we have today against Sooty, the yellow bear and Sue the panda. Today's game will be called 'Virtual Reality' where the people must be in a simulator that go make the simulator move like a earthquake beyone the Rector Scale. Although, chance of death, I bet the guys want a piece of the action, right?"
John and Sean-"Nai!"
*Both run away cowardly and organise a party with prawns*
Mr.Snuggly-"...Okay, will, erm, Hohn, will you particapate in this challenge?
Hohn Genderson-"Aye, sure thing and I kane athin'"
Mr.Snuggly-"Okay then! Let's get started!!"
Audience-"Alright!!!"
So, Hohn had decided to fight against the silent Sooty and Sue. First off, they were on Mars and Mr.Snuggly had took the opportunity to go with them. At first, the 'Virtual Reality' simulator started rubbling and shaking like an earthquake and at the same time, Mr.Snuggly was commentating...
Mr.Snuggly-"Wow! This is so cool! Man, look at Hohn's flubber fly!
Hohn Genderson-"Aye!! Loo-oo-oo-kk at mi!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Tanks me tis winking? I mean, look at Sooty and Sue...what?!?! They are sleeping? I can't believe it!"
They were sleeping becuase it's only a puppet!
Mr.Snuggly-"2 more minutes to go and I 'm feelin' grrrrrreat!"
Sue-"Aye whatever"
After experiencing many side-effects, dizziness, sickness and being in a different world, all had survived and finally...
Mr.Snuggly-"We have a winna! Hohn Genderson!"
Audience-*Applauses, cries and junps in joy with Steve Allen*
Mr.Snuggly-"How do you fee winning £100,000? Come on..."
Hohn Genderson-"I feelll great, and I feel loike keeping all the money to meself."
Mr.Snuggly-"Congrats, though. Okay, we have had fun tonight and we will see you next time on Play Your Games Right! Goodnight and let the bed bugs bite!"
Presenters-Jimmy Chong and Mr.Snuggly
Camera-Your grandad
Director-pb
Manager-Edgy
Tony Blair as himself and get a free packet of prawns.
Sue and Sooty-Crappy Material Products
Set output-Some ladies
Credits-Ultima Weapons good time Credits.
Lettering-Special Reserve
Everything Else-by everyone on SR-Newbies, Regualrs, Notables, Staff and a few spammers.
Anyway, the game show is finished and I hope you have enjoyed it.
UW. Now comes with cola.
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Hey hey, folks! As usual, I have neen travelling through time and had been visitng many places. Anyway, here we go.
SR: The Game Show
Yip, that's right on every Friday night at 9.00pm on Channel 3 for everyone. Many people get pizzas, chips, drinks, tortillas, beans and their grandma's ready for the show (excluding John Major). Phew, now things are getting started,
*Checks clock*
Yip, the game is gonna start so be quiet folks and preapre for the game show of your lives.
Jimmy Chong-"Whey! It iz time for ze game show of yer wee lives! Now folks, before, we go Mr. Snuggly, give me a S!
Audience-"S!!!"
Jimmy Chong-"Give me a R!"
Audience-"R!!!"
Jimmy Chong-"Give me a Play your Gamez Right, Man!"
Audience-"Play Your Games Right!!! Yahoo!"
Jimmy Chong-"Give me a packet of Smokey Bacon crisps!"
Tony Blair-"Here you go, mate!"
Jimmy Chong-"Thank you! Noo lets ging over to Mista Sunggly!
Audience-"*Claps and cheers like they are in a party*"
Mr.Snuggly-"Thank you, Chong. Today, we have brand new contestants on the line today, but did you know that pigs can fly? It was all in a dream
Audience-"..."
Mr.Snuggly-"Err, thanks folks, but you might be surprised of what we have today! Our first contestant is Hohn Genderson (made up name) from the Highlands!!!
Audience-"Yahoo!!"
Hohn Genderson-"Hiya deein'!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Our second contestant tonight is non-other than John Travolta!"
Audience-"*Screams and some folk faint*"
Mr.Snuggly-"And our third contestant tonight will be...gosh I can't believe it...Sean Connery!"
Audience-"Screams and faints again"
Mr.Snuggly-"Okay, you know the rules of the game. First you have a question round and an elimination round courtesy of Sooty, the little yellow bear with Sue the panda. okay, we will have 5 questions for this round an..."
Well, you would know. Humph, sorry...lost documents. How could SR get all these famous, well, not all, but are in this game?? Bored? If so, refrain from reading more stuff that's exciting.
Mr.Snuggly-"...and every question answered correctly will win £10,000 in their kitty. So, for question 1, without any delays, here it is. Who invented the X-Box?"
*Prooo!*
Sean Connery-"Ish it...Shteven Shpeilberg?"
Mr.Snuggly-"No!! Anyone else?"
John Travolta-"Heh heh, iz it Thomas Edison?"
Mr.Snuggly-"Man, yer dumb. Hohn?
Hohn Genderson-"Is it that wee ladie named Bill Gates, with corparation Microsoft?
Mr.Snuggly-"Corrrect!"
Hohn Henderson-"Yipee!"
Audience-"Good one!"
Mr.Snuggly-"2nd question. Who is the main character of Tomb Raider?"
*Ding...Dong!*
John Travolta-"Easy! J-Lo!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Err, wrong!!"
*Prooo!*
Sean Connery-"Ahh...Lara Croft. Shimple, indeed."
Mr.Snuggly-"Whoppie! Absouletly...true, correct, whatever!"
Sean Connery-"La de da!"
Audience-*Applause*
Mr.Snuggly-"Now, third question. What is the Al Bhed??"
*Barf*
Hohn Genderson-"Is it...an all tribe who lived thoosands a years ago?"
Mr.Snuggly-"Nope, you sillee person. Anyone else want some?"
*Prooo!*
Sean Connery-"Umm, Dr. Dolittle'sh pet monkey?"
Mr.Snuggly-"Not quite, but John you're still in play. Give me your answer."
John Travolta-"I know this one! hah, don't psyhce me out here! Is it...4? Come on, it must me!!"
Audience-" Ha ha!"
Nelson-" Ha ha!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Congratulations! It's the wrong answer! It's a language used in Final Fantasy 10! Hah, now 4th question. Would you go higher or lower than an Ace? Remember, the 4th question is a card question..."
Everyone-"Lower!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Wow! You are all clever!"
Everyone-"Yatta!"
Audience-*Applause and one audience member had to use his feet becuase the acid he was experimenting with his wife and dropped on his hand...silly idiot*
Jimmy Chong-"Thank you Snuggly! As usual, I will do the final question! This will be hard, so get your brain caps on!
*Fixes caps on*
Jimmy Chong-"Now, here we go! Who are Squall's parents from FF8? Come on now, dinna be shy..."
They all wonder and John Travolta presses the buzzer, presses the buzzer, presses the buzzer.
John Travolta-"I know, cos' aye do. It's Laguna and Raine!"
Jimmy Chong-"That is correct! Now we shall check out the totals. Back to you Mista Snuggly..."
Mr.Snuggly-"Thank you! Now since the scores are tied at £20,000, we can do the...
Audience-"Elimator!!"
Mr.Snuggly-"After some breakdancing by Darkus and Crew."
So far, the game show is tied between them. At the same time, Mr.Snuggly was taking a cup of coffee, the media were phoning every one who particapated in the show and obviously, the game shoe crew were taking a break.
Now, back to the game show...
Mr.Snuggly-"Welcome back, folks! Since the money is tied, we will do the 'Eliminator'. Today's 'Elimantor' will be with the contestants we have today against Sooty, the yellow bear and Sue the panda. Today's game will be called 'Virtual Reality' where the people must be in a simulator that go make the simulator move like a earthquake beyone the Rector Scale. Although, chance of death, I bet the guys want a piece of the action, right?"
John and Sean-"Nai!"
*Both run away cowardly and organise a party with prawns*
Mr.Snuggly-"...Okay, will, erm, Hohn, will you particapate in this challenge?
Hohn Genderson-"Aye, sure thing and I kane athin'"
Mr.Snuggly-"Okay then! Let's get started!!"
Audience-"Alright!!!"
So, Hohn had decided to fight against the silent Sooty and Sue. First off, they were on Mars and Mr.Snuggly had took the opportunity to go with them. At first, the 'Virtual Reality' simulator started rubbling and shaking like an earthquake and at the same time, Mr.Snuggly was commentating...
Mr.Snuggly-"Wow! This is so cool! Man, look at Hohn's flubber fly!
Hohn Genderson-"Aye!! Loo-oo-oo-kk at mi!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Tanks me tis winking? I mean, look at Sooty and Sue...what?!?! They are sleeping? I can't believe it!"
They were sleeping becuase it's only a puppet!
Mr.Snuggly-"2 more minutes to go and I 'm feelin' grrrrrreat!"
Sue-"Aye whatever"
After experiencing many side-effects, dizziness, sickness and being in a different world, all had survived and finally...
Mr.Snuggly-"We have a winna! Hohn Genderson!"
Audience-*Applauses, cries and junps in joy with Steve Allen*
Mr.Snuggly-"How do you fee winning £100,000? Come on..."
Hohn Genderson-"I feelll great, and I feel loike keeping all the money to meself."
Mr.Snuggly-"Congrats, though. Okay, we have had fun tonight and we will see you next time on Play Your Games Right! Goodnight and let the bed bugs bite!"
Presenters-Jimmy Chong and Mr.Snuggly
Camera-Your grandad
Director-pb
Manager-Edgy
Tony Blair as himself and get a free packet of prawns.
Sue and Sooty-Crappy Material Products
Set output-Some ladies
Credits-Ultima Weapons good time Credits.
Lettering-Special Reserve
Everything Else-by everyone on SR-Newbies, Regualrs, Notables, Staff and a few spammers.
Anyway, the game show is finished and I hope you have enjoyed it.
UW. Now comes with cola.
SR: The Game Show
Yip, that's right on every Friday night at 9.00pm on Channel 3 for everyone. Many people get pizzas, chips, drinks, tortillas, beans and their grandma's ready for the show (excluding John Major). Phew, now things are getting started,
*Checks clock*
Yip, the game is gonna start so be quiet folks and preapre for the game show of your lives.
Jimmy Chong-"Whey! It iz time for ze game show of yer wee lives! Now folks, before, we go Mr. Snuggly, give me a S!
Audience-"S!!!"
Jimmy Chong-"Give me a R!"
Audience-"R!!!"
Jimmy Chong-"Give me a Play your Gamez Right, Man!"
Audience-"Play Your Games Right!!! Yahoo!"
Jimmy Chong-"Give me a packet of Smokey Bacon crisps!"
Tony Blair-"Here you go, mate!"
Jimmy Chong-"Thank you! Noo lets ging over to Mista Sunggly!
Audience-"*Claps and cheers like they are in a party*"
Mr.Snuggly-"Thank you, Chong. Today, we have brand new contestants on the line today, but did you know that pigs can fly? It was all in a dream
Audience-"..."
Mr.Snuggly-"Err, thanks folks, but you might be surprised of what we have today! Our first contestant is Hohn Genderson (made up name) from the Highlands!!!
Audience-"Yahoo!!"
Hohn Genderson-"Hiya deein'!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Our second contestant tonight is non-other than John Travolta!"
Audience-"*Screams and some folk faint*"
Mr.Snuggly-"And our third contestant tonight will be...gosh I can't believe it...Sean Connery!"
Audience-"Screams and faints again"
Mr.Snuggly-"Okay, you know the rules of the game. First you have a question round and an elimination round courtesy of Sooty, the little yellow bear with Sue the panda. okay, we will have 5 questions for this round an..."
Well, you would know. Humph, sorry...lost documents. How could SR get all these famous, well, not all, but are in this game?? Bored? If so, refrain from reading more stuff that's exciting.
Mr.Snuggly-"...and every question answered correctly will win £10,000 in their kitty. So, for question 1, without any delays, here it is. Who invented the X-Box?"
*Prooo!*
Sean Connery-"Ish it...Shteven Shpeilberg?"
Mr.Snuggly-"No!! Anyone else?"
John Travolta-"Heh heh, iz it Thomas Edison?"
Mr.Snuggly-"Man, yer dumb. Hohn?
Hohn Genderson-"Is it that wee ladie named Bill Gates, with corparation Microsoft?
Mr.Snuggly-"Corrrect!"
Hohn Henderson-"Yipee!"
Audience-"Good one!"
Mr.Snuggly-"2nd question. Who is the main character of Tomb Raider?"
*Ding...Dong!*
John Travolta-"Easy! J-Lo!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Err, wrong!!"
*Prooo!*
Sean Connery-"Ahh...Lara Croft. Shimple, indeed."
Mr.Snuggly-"Whoppie! Absouletly...true, correct, whatever!"
Sean Connery-"La de da!"
Audience-*Applause*
Mr.Snuggly-"Now, third question. What is the Al Bhed??"
*Barf*
Hohn Genderson-"Is it...an all tribe who lived thoosands a years ago?"
Mr.Snuggly-"Nope, you sillee person. Anyone else want some?"
*Prooo!*
Sean Connery-"Umm, Dr. Dolittle'sh pet monkey?"
Mr.Snuggly-"Not quite, but John you're still in play. Give me your answer."
John Travolta-"I know this one! hah, don't psyhce me out here! Is it...4? Come on, it must me!!"
Audience-" Ha ha!"
Nelson-" Ha ha!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Congratulations! It's the wrong answer! It's a language used in Final Fantasy 10! Hah, now 4th question. Would you go higher or lower than an Ace? Remember, the 4th question is a card question..."
Everyone-"Lower!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Wow! You are all clever!"
Everyone-"Yatta!"
Audience-*Applause and one audience member had to use his feet becuase the acid he was experimenting with his wife and dropped on his hand...silly idiot*
Jimmy Chong-"Thank you Snuggly! As usual, I will do the final question! This will be hard, so get your brain caps on!
*Fixes caps on*
Jimmy Chong-"Now, here we go! Who are Squall's parents from FF8? Come on now, dinna be shy..."
They all wonder and John Travolta presses the buzzer, presses the buzzer, presses the buzzer.
John Travolta-"I know, cos' aye do. It's Laguna and Raine!"
Jimmy Chong-"That is correct! Now we shall check out the totals. Back to you Mista Snuggly..."
Mr.Snuggly-"Thank you! Now since the scores are tied at £20,000, we can do the...
Audience-"Elimator!!"
Mr.Snuggly-"After some breakdancing by Darkus and Crew."
So far, the game show is tied between them. At the same time, Mr.Snuggly was taking a cup of coffee, the media were phoning every one who particapated in the show and obviously, the game shoe crew were taking a break.
Now, back to the game show...
Mr.Snuggly-"Welcome back, folks! Since the money is tied, we will do the 'Eliminator'. Today's 'Elimantor' will be with the contestants we have today against Sooty, the yellow bear and Sue the panda. Today's game will be called 'Virtual Reality' where the people must be in a simulator that go make the simulator move like a earthquake beyone the Rector Scale. Although, chance of death, I bet the guys want a piece of the action, right?"
John and Sean-"Nai!"
*Both run away cowardly and organise a party with prawns*
Mr.Snuggly-"...Okay, will, erm, Hohn, will you particapate in this challenge?
Hohn Genderson-"Aye, sure thing and I kane athin'"
Mr.Snuggly-"Okay then! Let's get started!!"
Audience-"Alright!!!"
So, Hohn had decided to fight against the silent Sooty and Sue. First off, they were on Mars and Mr.Snuggly had took the opportunity to go with them. At first, the 'Virtual Reality' simulator started rubbling and shaking like an earthquake and at the same time, Mr.Snuggly was commentating...
Mr.Snuggly-"Wow! This is so cool! Man, look at Hohn's flubber fly!
Hohn Genderson-"Aye!! Loo-oo-oo-kk at mi!"
Mr.Snuggly-"Tanks me tis winking? I mean, look at Sooty and Sue...what?!?! They are sleeping? I can't believe it!"
They were sleeping becuase it's only a puppet!
Mr.Snuggly-"2 more minutes to go and I 'm feelin' grrrrrreat!"
Sue-"Aye whatever"
After experiencing many side-effects, dizziness, sickness and being in a different world, all had survived and finally...
Mr.Snuggly-"We have a winna! Hohn Genderson!"
Audience-*Applauses, cries and junps in joy with Steve Allen*
Mr.Snuggly-"How do you fee winning £100,000? Come on..."
Hohn Genderson-"I feelll great, and I feel loike keeping all the money to meself."
Mr.Snuggly-"Congrats, though. Okay, we have had fun tonight and we will see you next time on Play Your Games Right! Goodnight and let the bed bugs bite!"
Presenters-Jimmy Chong and Mr.Snuggly
Camera-Your grandad
Director-pb
Manager-Edgy
Tony Blair as himself and get a free packet of prawns.
Sue and Sooty-Crappy Material Products
Set output-Some ladies
Credits-Ultima Weapons good time Credits.
Lettering-Special Reserve
Everything Else-by everyone on SR-Newbies, Regualrs, Notables, Staff and a few spammers.
Anyway, the game show is finished and I hope you have enjoyed it.
UW. Now comes with cola.