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Peach and Captain Falcon -
Ever wondered what a muscly Peach would be like? Here you go - Tall, atheltic, but with a feminie touch. Plus she says 'Show me ya moves' in a lsightly less ittitating way than the other part of the Hybrid - Mr. Falcon. Plus, in retaining a pink skin-tight suit, she increases her limited sex appeal among ten-year olds, thereby singlehandedly making Mario Sunshine the biggest selling game among the PS2 demograhpic ever- they all buy GCs for it. Perfect.
Falco Lombardi and Toad -
Odd one this. A small, spiky haired mushroom, that packs a mean six-shooter and annoys everybody with little grunts as it jumps. However, its ability to single handedly annihalate its enemies with an arrogant stare is surely a plus side. Added to its lithe body, that actualy does protect Peach, when not in her hybrid state.
Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Gates -
MMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA! I rule the world even more so now! HHAHAHA!
Master Chief and Mario -
Good 'ole stereotyped silent hero from Halo, mixed with OUR favourite protagonist that cheeky plumber. Apart from his proffesional line of plumbing the Captains quarters on the larger Marine ships, he can carry only 2 guns at once, but also has the ability to throw fireballs at pesky invading Shy-Guys and Mega-Sword-Weilding-Screaming-Nasty-Beasties. Plus he yells at the start of every game - 'Its a me, Mariochief!' in a flat silent tone, often used by the many enemies encountered after being hit by spinning pizza discs.
Professor E. Gadd and Billy Corgan -
Sod ghosts mate! I'm, off to make sweet rock! YAH! With my nasaly voice and our non-existent (well apart from Zwan!) band! Oh, and Luigi? Don't foget to check the Study for cheese! YAHOO!
'I hear yuo're angwer, and i hear, you pain.........' And so it continues. The tiny grey haired jibberish speaker manages to ressurect authors favourite band and then wow crowds with renditions of a 'Remixed for Rock' version of the end credits music for Luigis Mansion.
Kirby and Chain Chomp -
Big ball of bubblegum attached to metal chain. Eat plumbers. Yum! Help Link. YAY! *MUNCH!* *BLOOP!* *BLOOP!* *BLOOP!* I can fly!
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Unorignal maybe. But hey.
:)
Peach and Captain Falcon -
Ever wondered what a muscly Peach would be like? Here you go - Tall, atheltic, but with a feminie touch. Plus she says 'Show me ya moves' in a lsightly less ittitating way than the other part of the Hybrid - Mr. Falcon. Plus, in retaining a pink skin-tight suit, she increases her limited sex appeal among ten-year olds, thereby singlehandedly making Mario Sunshine the biggest selling game among the PS2 demograhpic ever- they all buy GCs for it. Perfect.
Falco Lombardi and Toad -
Odd one this. A small, spiky haired mushroom, that packs a mean six-shooter and annoys everybody with little grunts as it jumps. However, its ability to single handedly annihalate its enemies with an arrogant stare is surely a plus side. Added to its lithe body, that actualy does protect Peach, when not in her hybrid state.
Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Gates -
MMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA! I rule the world even more so now! HHAHAHA!
Master Chief and Mario -
Good 'ole stereotyped silent hero from Halo, mixed with OUR favourite protagonist that cheeky plumber. Apart from his proffesional line of plumbing the Captains quarters on the larger Marine ships, he can carry only 2 guns at once, but also has the ability to throw fireballs at pesky invading Shy-Guys and Mega-Sword-Weilding-Screaming-Nasty-Beasties. Plus he yells at the start of every game - 'Its a me, Mariochief!' in a flat silent tone, often used by the many enemies encountered after being hit by spinning pizza discs.
Professor E. Gadd and Billy Corgan -
Sod ghosts mate! I'm, off to make sweet rock! YAH! With my nasaly voice and our non-existent (well apart from Zwan!) band! Oh, and Luigi? Don't foget to check the Study for cheese! YAHOO!
'I hear yuo're angwer, and i hear, you pain.........' And so it continues. The tiny grey haired jibberish speaker manages to ressurect authors favourite band and then wow crowds with renditions of a 'Remixed for Rock' version of the end credits music for Luigis Mansion.
Kirby and Chain Chomp -
Big ball of bubblegum attached to metal chain. Eat plumbers. Yum! Help Link. YAY! *MUNCH!* *BLOOP!* *BLOOP!* *BLOOP!* I can fly!
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Unorignal maybe. But hey.
:)