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"G.A.D thru the eyes of a newbie (eminem style)"

ok everyone wil tell you that the key to winning gad is never to mention it so i wrote a song bout it :P (well copyed stan :D)

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed
at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed
at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad at all

Dear S.R, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the
bottom
I sent two posts back in autumn
You must not have got 'em
It probably was a problem at the post office or
somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot
'em
But anyways, $ My xbox's chipped too, I'm out to be a a gamer
If I have a game, guess what I'm-a call it? I'm gonna
name it Special

I read about your drop in ram price too, I'm sorry
I had a friend hit himself over some ram who didn't
want him.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your
biggest fan.
I even got the underground stuff that you did with that
ram.

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures,
man.
I like the mess you did with books too, that stuff was
fat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to
chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is rabbit.

My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed
at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

Dear S.R, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you
have the chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's messed up you don't
answer fans.
If you didn't want to talk to me outside your shop
You didn't have to
but you could have signed my halo for Matthew.
That's my little brother, man. He's only 12 years old.
We waited in the blistering cold for you for 4 hours
and ya just said no.
That's pretty rubbish man, you're like his flippin' idol
He wants to be just like you man, he lwant to win more
than I do.

I ain't that mad, but I just don't like bein' lied to.
Remember when we met in bristol, you said if I write
you
i could win a game. See, I'm just like you in a way.
I play games all day.
I always cheat on my games to beat em'

I can relate to what you're sayin' in your reviews.
So when I have a bad day, I drift away and read em all
Cause I don't really got much else, so that stuff helps
when I'm depressed.
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest.

Sometimes I even hit myself to see how much it hurts.
It's like adrenaline. The Pain is such a sudden rush
for me.
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you
'cause you tell it.
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7.
But she don't know you like I know you, S.R, no one
does.
She don't know what it was like for people like us
growing up.
You've gotta call me man. I'll be the biggest fan
you'll ever lose.
Sincerely yours, Stan. PS: We should be together too.

My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed
at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

Dear Mr. "I'm too good to give a game to my fans"
This'll be the last package I ever send you.
It's been six months and still no word. I don't
deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the
addresses on 'em perfect.


So this is my post I'm sending you. I hope you
read it it.
I'm my room right now. I'm doing 90 gran turismo.
Hey Slim, "I drank a fifth of vodka, ya dare me to
play halo?"
You know that song by Phil Collins from "The Air In
The Night"?
About that guy who could have saved that other guy
from drowning?
But didn't? Then Phil saw it all then at his show he
found him?
That's kinda how this is. You could have rescued me
from drowning crash bandicoot.
Now it's too late.hes gon' die and youll know you did it.

And all I wanted was a lousy game or a dvd.
I hope you know I ripped all o' your pictures off the
wall.
I love you S.R, we could have been together. Think
about it.
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you
dream about it.
And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you
scream about it.
I hope your conscious eats at you and you can't
breathe without me.
See S.R, {screaming} shut up hayane, I'm trying to
talk
Hey Slim, that's my hayane screaming in Dead or alive.
But I didn't hit him i kicked him see i aint like you.
'Cause if he looses his family jewels, he'll suffer more, and then
he'll die too.
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now.
oh no i only got a pistol im gonna die!
*guns fire and master chief dies*

My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed
at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad at all

Dear Rabbit, I meant to give you a G.A.D sooner, but I've just
been busy.
You said your xbox is chipped now, how many games you got?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your
game that.
And here's an autograph for your brother: I wrote it
on your halo cover.

I'm sorry I didn't see you at the shop, I must have
missed you.
Don't think I did that stuff intentionally, just to
diss you.
And what's this stuff you said about you like to hit
yourself too.
I say that stuff just clownin' dawg, c'mon, how messed
up is you?
You got some issues, Rabbit, I think you need some
counselin'
To help your bum from bouncin' off the walls when you
get down some.

And what's this stuff about us meant to be together?
That type of stuff'll make me not want us to meet each
other.
I really think you and your xbox need each
other.
Or maybe you just need to treat it better.
I hope you get to read this letter.
I just hope it reaches you in time.
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'd be doin'
just fine
If you'd relax a little. I'm glad that I inspire you,
but Stan
Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want
you as a fan.
I just don't want you to do some crazy stuff.
I seen this one stuff on gaming news a couple weeks ago
that made me sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove master chief over the bridge
And had his partner in halo in the trunk and he was
carryin a shot gun to.
And in the car they found a grenade but it didn't say who
it was for Come to think about it... it was for me!


so ther you go G.A.D thru the eyes of a newbie

thanks semajal and when i find posts that are to long i just skim them ;)

arg its too long to reeead!

lol

good topic though.

ok everyone wil tell you that the key to winning gad is never to mention it so i wrote a song bout it :P (well copyed stan :D)

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed
at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed
at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad at all

Dear S.R, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the
bottom
I sent two posts back in autumn
You must not have got 'em
It probably was a problem at the post office or
somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot
'em
But anyways, $ My xbox's chipped too, I'm out to be a a gamer
If I have a game, guess what I'm-a call it? I'm gonna
name it Special

I read about your drop in ram price too, I'm sorry
I had a friend hit himself over some ram who didn't
want him.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your
biggest fan.
I even got the underground stuff that you did with that
ram.

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures,
man.
I like the mess you did with books too, that stuff was
fat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to
chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is rabbit.

My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed
at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

Dear S.R, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you
have the chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's messed up you don't
answer fans.
If you didn't want to talk to me outside your shop
You didn't have to
but you could have signed my halo for Matthew.
That's my little brother, man. He's only 12 years old.
We waited in the blistering cold for you for 4 hours
and ya just said no.
That's pretty rubbish man, you're like his flippin' idol
He wants to be just like you man, he lwant to win more
than I do.

I ain't that mad, but I just don't like bein' lied to.
Remember when we met in bristol, you said if I write
you
i could win a game. See, I'm just like you in a way.
I play games all day.
I always cheat on my games to beat em'

I can relate to what you're sayin' in your reviews.
So when I have a bad day, I drift away and read em all
Cause I don't really got much else, so that stuff helps
when I'm depressed.
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest.

Sometimes I even hit myself to see how much it hurts.
It's like adrenaline. The Pain is such a sudden rush
for me.
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you
'cause you tell it.
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7.
But she don't know you like I know you, S.R, no one
does.
She don't know what it was like for people like us
growing up.
You've gotta call me man. I'll be the biggest fan
you'll ever lose.
Sincerely yours, Stan. PS: We should be together too.

My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed
at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

Dear Mr. "I'm too good to give a game to my fans"
This'll be the last package I ever send you.
It's been six months and still no word. I don't
deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the
addresses on 'em perfect.


So this is my post I'm sending you. I hope you
read it it.
I'm my room right now. I'm doing 90 gran turismo.
Hey Slim, "I drank a fifth of vodka, ya dare me to
play halo?"
You know that song by Phil Collins from "The Air In
The Night"?
About that guy who could have saved that other guy
from drowning?
But didn't? Then Phil saw it all then at his show he
found him?
That's kinda how this is. You could have rescued me
from drowning crash bandicoot.
Now it's too late.hes gon' die and youll know you did it.

And all I wanted was a lousy game or a dvd.
I hope you know I ripped all o' your pictures off the
wall.
I love you S.R, we could have been together. Think
about it.
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you
dream about it.
And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you
scream about it.
I hope your conscious eats at you and you can't
breathe without me.
See S.R, {screaming} shut up hayane, I'm trying to
talk
Hey Slim, that's my hayane screaming in Dead or alive.
But I didn't hit him i kicked him see i aint like you.
'Cause if he looses his family jewels, he'll suffer more, and then
he'll die too.
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now.
oh no i only got a pistol im gonna die!
*guns fire and master chief dies*

My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed
at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see
at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture
on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad at all

Dear Rabbit, I meant to give you a G.A.D sooner, but I've just
been busy.
You said your xbox is chipped now, how many games you got?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your
game that.
And here's an autograph for your brother: I wrote it
on your halo cover.

I'm sorry I didn't see you at the shop, I must have
missed you.
Don't think I did that stuff intentionally, just to
diss you.
And what's this stuff you said about you like to hit
yourself too.
I say that stuff just clownin' dawg, c'mon, how messed
up is you?
You got some issues, Rabbit, I think you need some
counselin'
To help your bum from bouncin' off the walls when you
get down some.

And what's this stuff about us meant to be together?
That type of stuff'll make me not want us to meet each
other.
I really think you and your xbox need each
other.
Or maybe you just need to treat it better.
I hope you get to read this letter.
I just hope it reaches you in time.
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'd be doin'
just fine
If you'd relax a little. I'm glad that I inspire you,
but Stan
Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want
you as a fan.
I just don't want you to do some crazy stuff.
I seen this one stuff on gaming news a couple weeks ago
that made me sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove master chief over the bridge
And had his partner in halo in the trunk and he was
carryin a shot gun to.
And in the car they found a grenade but it didn't say who
it was for Come to think about it... it was for me!


so ther you go G.A.D thru the eyes of a newbie