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It's quite simple really isn't it.
You have a pee and then you walk over to the sink, wash your hands and then walk out of the loo.
Why are there so many filthy people who find this concept so difficult ?
Am I the only one that wants to shout "Wash your hands you scummy git" ? Or am I just going insane...
You have a pee and then you walk over to the sink, wash your hands and then walk out of the loo.
Why are there so many filthy people who find this concept so difficult ?
Am I the only one that wants to shout "Wash your hands you scummy git" ? Or am I just going insane...
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Complimentary=free.
Free=no money required.
No money required=take goods everytime use of facilities occurs.
Take goods everytime use of facilities occurs=many times given my weak bladder.
Many times given my weak bladder=bar closes down due to lack of profit.
Bar closes down due to lack of profit=no place for me to drink lager.
No place for me to drink lager=no need to use facilties.
No need to use facilties=no exposure to complimentaries.
No exposure to complimentaries=no personal hygiene.
No personal hygiene=no friends
No friends=no invites to other pubs
And so the cycle is complete, complimentaries seem to be a good thing but if you follow the logic through they can cause havoc with your social life.
That's it. In future if I need a wee in a pub, I'm going to do it where I stand. If people complain I'll say that I'm marking my territory like a Rhino.
Phew close one that!
Free=no money required.
No money required=take goods everytime use of facilities occurs.
Take goods everytime use of facilities occurs=many times given my weak bladder.
Many times given my weak bladder=bar closes down due to lack of profit.
Bar closes down due to lack of profit=no place for me to drink lager.
No place for me to drink lager=no need to use facilties.
No need to use facilties=no exposure to complimentaries.
No exposure to complimentaries=no personal hygiene.
No personal hygiene=no friends
No friends=no invites to other pubs
And so the cycle is complete, complimentaries seem to be a good thing but if you follow the logic through they can cause havoc with your social life.
That's it. In future if I need a wee in a pub, I'm going to do it where I stand. If people complain I'll say that I'm marking my territory like a Rhino.
Phew close one that!
Your Honour wrote:
> Actually you should wash your hands BEFORE you urinate.
>
> Testicles get sweaty, and the sweat neutrlises any bacteria. So to try
> and keep the old Meat & Two Veg healthy, you should try not to add
> any new bacteria.
>
> Which is why you should wash before, not after.
As clinically clean as I'm sure they all are, I do personally prefer to minimise my contanct with other mens genital sweat
> Actually you should wash your hands BEFORE you urinate.
>
> Testicles get sweaty, and the sweat neutrlises any bacteria. So to try
> and keep the old Meat & Two Veg healthy, you should try not to add
> any new bacteria.
>
> Which is why you should wash before, not after.
As clinically clean as I'm sure they all are, I do personally prefer to minimise my contanct with other mens genital sweat
Beefcake wrote:
> and try and sell you aftreshave, soap, lolly pops (!!??)
They shouldnt be trying to sell you aftershave, etc.. it's supposed to be complimentary (unless you could the tip as a charge?)
> and try and sell you aftreshave, soap, lolly pops (!!??)
They shouldnt be trying to sell you aftershave, etc.. it's supposed to be complimentary (unless you could the tip as a charge?)
The thing that I find annoying is those concierges you get in trendy London pubs: you know those blokes who stand by the sinks in the gents and try and sell you aftreshave, soap, lolly pops (!!??) and generally harras you. They positively encouarge you not to wash your hands as i don't want to feel guilty for not giving someone a quid everytime I only want to spend a penny. I feel guilty because it must be an awful job: waiting on people who have just taken a, well you get my drift...
MoJoJoJo wrote:
, and I don't know about you, but I don't
> get urine on my hands.
As far as I know I dont - they are never dripping in it anyway.
Some studies were done a few years ago of bowls of peanuts on bars and on average they found traces of the urine from 5 different people in every bowl tested. There's food for thought for you.
, and I don't know about you, but I don't
> get urine on my hands.
As far as I know I dont - they are never dripping in it anyway.
Some studies were done a few years ago of bowls of peanuts on bars and on average they found traces of the urine from 5 different people in every bowl tested. There's food for thought for you.
I wash my hands regardless of splashback or not. You dont even really need to use soap, as long as you give them a good rinse the bacteria will be washed away. They are barely 0.5 um wide, they arent going to put up much resistance to a water current.
Think about it. All you do is get your hands wet (usually just the tips of your fingers) then dry them. Any germs that were on your hands will still be there. And why bother to wash anyway? Not like your member has deadly germs on it, and I don't know about you, but I don't get urine on my hands.
And now a joke -
Two soldiers are in a toilet, slashing into seperate urinals. One man is an army ranger, the other a green beret. The army ranger finishes, and goes over to wash his hands. The green beret finishes and starts to leave. The ranger stops him and says "You know in the army rangers, they train us to wash our hands." The green beret replies "In the green berets, they train us not to *explicit deleted* on our hands."
After saying all that though, I do always wash my hands.
And now a joke -
Two soldiers are in a toilet, slashing into seperate urinals. One man is an army ranger, the other a green beret. The army ranger finishes, and goes over to wash his hands. The green beret finishes and starts to leave. The ranger stops him and says "You know in the army rangers, they train us to wash our hands." The green beret replies "In the green berets, they train us not to *explicit deleted* on our hands."
After saying all that though, I do always wash my hands.
Rosalind wrote:
> i work in a lab so I get used to washing my hands after doing
> anything.
Nudge nudge, wink wink.
> i work in a lab so I get used to washing my hands after doing
> anything.
Nudge nudge, wink wink.
surely then, before AND after?
Actually you should wash your hands BEFORE you urinate.
Testicles get sweaty, and the sweat neutrlises any bacteria. So to try and keep the old Meat & Two Veg healthy, you should try not to add any new bacteria.
Which is why you should wash before, not after.
Testicles get sweaty, and the sweat neutrlises any bacteria. So to try and keep the old Meat & Two Veg healthy, you should try not to add any new bacteria.
Which is why you should wash before, not after.
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