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"The annoying thing about muffins."

The top parts of muffins are much nicer than the bottom parts, much softer with more taste, so it's annoying that they're on top, and that when you remember this fact, you have to take the muffin out of its wrapper thing completely to get the most out of it. But there is one small problem. You don't ever remember this.

Ever.

Whenever you've finished eating a muffin and have made this mistake of not realising until after you've eaten the top bit, you remind yourself not to make the mistake for next time. Yet as soon as you start a new muffin a few days later, you have been hypnotised by it's beauty, and go straight for it. Annoying as peanuts.

I say we complain and force muffin-makers to make muffins with only top bits, no annoying bottom bits. Now identify the movie quote:

"You the head chef? Good. From now on, you're gonna put an equal amount of berries in every single muffin, got it?"

Marveeelooose.

Mrs. Badcrumble wrote:

> Teacakes have a similar top-bottom problem.

But the bottom parts of teacakes are nice, you just can't have a top part without a bottom. The problem with teacakes is that when you bite into them, the creamy stuff can go everywhere.

"Like the dinasoar"

MUFFINS!! were? were are muffins? did some one say muffins!? **darts frantically bettween topics searching for any traces of muffins** God muffins are nice. I'd kill everyone in my school for a bite of a milk chocolote muffin MMMMMMMM :D

MiCRoCHiþS wrote:
> Muffins are so damn good. They come in many varieties, they normally
> taste nice (Blueberry, yuk! :D) and many people like them. So why
> not make them bigger?


Careful Micro, if Saddam sees this he may make a muffin SO BIG.... IT'LL TAKE OVER THE WOLRD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUFFINS!!!!

That'd be so cool, but then Bush wouldn't need bombs he'd just get every american to eat it cos they're pretty fat.

Didn't they have a sub-plot in an episode of Seinfeld about this?

Seen him on tele a few times. His humour is.... quirky.

Nomad Soul wrote:
> Obviously not.
>
> Go on, tell me where it's from....

It's Eddie Izzards Clarinet teacher,

(my tag line is also an Eddie quote)

Obviously not.

Go on, tell me where it's from....

Nomad Soul wrote:
> Mrs Badcrumble, lol - what a name.
>

Well its obvious your not a fan of the same thing as me then ;)

Mrs Badcrumble, lol - what a name.

I always take the muffin out of its casing and eat it from the base because subconsciously I know the top part is better.

Teacakes have a similar top-bottom problem.

The bottoms are much better than the top. They should definitly have two bottoms.

Sometimes you go into a cafe or the motorway services where they are pre-prepared, and they give you two bottoms (Yay!) or two tops (dag-nam-it).