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Based on the items listed in this week’s “Top 5” Charts for PC, PS2, Gamecube, XBox and DVD......
----------------The Tinker’s War-------------
The fight to become King of the Tinkers has raged on for years and years around the country.
In each county a winner gets declared after wining his (or her) fights and claiming mastership of the ring for that region.
Eventually one overall “LORD OF THE RINGS” is declared, after what seems like a period of “MEDIEVAL TOTAL WAR” on the bloody “BATTLEFIELD.
1942” combatants competed this year using every scrap of “WARCRAFT” at their disposal in an effort to bring “BLACK HAWK DOWN” from the throne he won last year.
Black Hawk was a travelling “STUNTMAN” who was “TEKKEN 4” a ride by the “MAFIA” after being suspected of “GRAND THEFT AUTO” in “VICE CITY”. He used a “BLADE 2” kill his captors and “TOCA RACE DRIVER” captive in order to make his escape.
On returning to the “FRONTLINE” of the county fights, he noticed that his rival had claimed the “MEDAL OF HONOR” for battling during his absence.
‘How the hell did that happen” asked Black Hawk ? ‘I’ve only been gone a few days’.
‘”THE THING” about it is that you’ve been gone a long time, Hawk’ was the reply ‘sure ‘tis winter now, the last time we saw you we had “SUNSHINE” until late each evening, if you don’t believe us just ask “MARIO” there or “BUFFY. THE VAMPIRE SLAYER” (i.e. she who beat the ladies champion ‘Vampire’ last year” just looked on quietly.
‘’Tis “NEVERWINTER...... NIGHTS” don’t just disappear from memory like that’ gasped Hawk, ‘there must be some sort of “RESIDENT EVIL” around the place to make that happen’.
Hawk returned dejected to his caravan. “WWE WRESTLEMANIA” was on TV but even that couldn’t cheer Hawk up, he just felt “RAW” inside. Hawk’s son Evolution crawled up onto his lap with a happy look in his face. Hawk began “TUROK EVOLUTION” and started to tell him a story.....
‘“WE WERE SOLDIERS” once’ he began, ‘then we lost a great “CONFLICT” in “DESERT STORM” and all our money was taken from us. That’s how we ended up in this halting site.... branded as “MONSTERS INC”aravans’ (bit of a stretch with the grammar there !!).
Black Hawk eventually fell into a disturbed sleep, but not before vowing to return to take back his crown as the King of the Tinkers !!
............... to be continued
Thanks for reading !
----------------The Tinker’s War-------------
The fight to become King of the Tinkers has raged on for years and years around the country.
In each county a winner gets declared after wining his (or her) fights and claiming mastership of the ring for that region.
Eventually one overall “LORD OF THE RINGS” is declared, after what seems like a period of “MEDIEVAL TOTAL WAR” on the bloody “BATTLEFIELD.
1942” combatants competed this year using every scrap of “WARCRAFT” at their disposal in an effort to bring “BLACK HAWK DOWN” from the throne he won last year.
Black Hawk was a travelling “STUNTMAN” who was “TEKKEN 4” a ride by the “MAFIA” after being suspected of “GRAND THEFT AUTO” in “VICE CITY”. He used a “BLADE 2” kill his captors and “TOCA RACE DRIVER” captive in order to make his escape.
On returning to the “FRONTLINE” of the county fights, he noticed that his rival had claimed the “MEDAL OF HONOR” for battling during his absence.
‘How the hell did that happen” asked Black Hawk ? ‘I’ve only been gone a few days’.
‘”THE THING” about it is that you’ve been gone a long time, Hawk’ was the reply ‘sure ‘tis winter now, the last time we saw you we had “SUNSHINE” until late each evening, if you don’t believe us just ask “MARIO” there or “BUFFY. THE VAMPIRE SLAYER” (i.e. she who beat the ladies champion ‘Vampire’ last year” just looked on quietly.
‘’Tis “NEVERWINTER...... NIGHTS” don’t just disappear from memory like that’ gasped Hawk, ‘there must be some sort of “RESIDENT EVIL” around the place to make that happen’.
Hawk returned dejected to his caravan. “WWE WRESTLEMANIA” was on TV but even that couldn’t cheer Hawk up, he just felt “RAW” inside. Hawk’s son Evolution crawled up onto his lap with a happy look in his face. Hawk began “TUROK EVOLUTION” and started to tell him a story.....
‘“WE WERE SOLDIERS” once’ he began, ‘then we lost a great “CONFLICT” in “DESERT STORM” and all our money was taken from us. That’s how we ended up in this halting site.... branded as “MONSTERS INC”aravans’ (bit of a stretch with the grammar there !!).
Black Hawk eventually fell into a disturbed sleep, but not before vowing to return to take back his crown as the King of the Tinkers !!
............... to be continued
Thanks for reading !
Well done young man, this is a lot better than those "hilarious" spoofs...
Based on the items listed in this week’s “Top 5” Charts for PC, PS2, Gamecube, XBox and DVD......
----------------The Tinker’s War-------------
The fight to become King of the Tinkers has raged on for years and years around the country.
In each county a winner gets declared after wining his (or her) fights and claiming mastership of the ring for that region.
Eventually one overall “LORD OF THE RINGS” is declared, after what seems like a period of “MEDIEVAL TOTAL WAR” on the bloody “BATTLEFIELD.
1942” combatants competed this year using every scrap of “WARCRAFT” at their disposal in an effort to bring “BLACK HAWK DOWN” from the throne he won last year.
Black Hawk was a travelling “STUNTMAN” who was “TEKKEN 4” a ride by the “MAFIA” after being suspected of “GRAND THEFT AUTO” in “VICE CITY”. He used a “BLADE 2” kill his captors and “TOCA RACE DRIVER” captive in order to make his escape.
On returning to the “FRONTLINE” of the county fights, he noticed that his rival had claimed the “MEDAL OF HONOR” for battling during his absence.
‘How the hell did that happen” asked Black Hawk ? ‘I’ve only been gone a few days’.
‘”THE THING” about it is that you’ve been gone a long time, Hawk’ was the reply ‘sure ‘tis winter now, the last time we saw you we had “SUNSHINE” until late each evening, if you don’t believe us just ask “MARIO” there or “BUFFY. THE VAMPIRE SLAYER” (i.e. she who beat the ladies champion ‘Vampire’ last year” just looked on quietly.
‘’Tis “NEVERWINTER...... NIGHTS” don’t just disappear from memory like that’ gasped Hawk, ‘there must be some sort of “RESIDENT EVIL” around the place to make that happen’.
Hawk returned dejected to his caravan. “WWE WRESTLEMANIA” was on TV but even that couldn’t cheer Hawk up, he just felt “RAW” inside. Hawk’s son Evolution crawled up onto his lap with a happy look in his face. Hawk began “TUROK EVOLUTION” and started to tell him a story.....
‘“WE WERE SOLDIERS” once’ he began, ‘then we lost a great “CONFLICT” in “DESERT STORM” and all our money was taken from us. That’s how we ended up in this halting site.... branded as “MONSTERS INC”aravans’ (bit of a stretch with the grammar there !!).
Black Hawk eventually fell into a disturbed sleep, but not before vowing to return to take back his crown as the King of the Tinkers !!
............... to be continued
Thanks for reading !
----------------The Tinker’s War-------------
The fight to become King of the Tinkers has raged on for years and years around the country.
In each county a winner gets declared after wining his (or her) fights and claiming mastership of the ring for that region.
Eventually one overall “LORD OF THE RINGS” is declared, after what seems like a period of “MEDIEVAL TOTAL WAR” on the bloody “BATTLEFIELD.
1942” combatants competed this year using every scrap of “WARCRAFT” at their disposal in an effort to bring “BLACK HAWK DOWN” from the throne he won last year.
Black Hawk was a travelling “STUNTMAN” who was “TEKKEN 4” a ride by the “MAFIA” after being suspected of “GRAND THEFT AUTO” in “VICE CITY”. He used a “BLADE 2” kill his captors and “TOCA RACE DRIVER” captive in order to make his escape.
On returning to the “FRONTLINE” of the county fights, he noticed that his rival had claimed the “MEDAL OF HONOR” for battling during his absence.
‘How the hell did that happen” asked Black Hawk ? ‘I’ve only been gone a few days’.
‘”THE THING” about it is that you’ve been gone a long time, Hawk’ was the reply ‘sure ‘tis winter now, the last time we saw you we had “SUNSHINE” until late each evening, if you don’t believe us just ask “MARIO” there or “BUFFY. THE VAMPIRE SLAYER” (i.e. she who beat the ladies champion ‘Vampire’ last year” just looked on quietly.
‘’Tis “NEVERWINTER...... NIGHTS” don’t just disappear from memory like that’ gasped Hawk, ‘there must be some sort of “RESIDENT EVIL” around the place to make that happen’.
Hawk returned dejected to his caravan. “WWE WRESTLEMANIA” was on TV but even that couldn’t cheer Hawk up, he just felt “RAW” inside. Hawk’s son Evolution crawled up onto his lap with a happy look in his face. Hawk began “TUROK EVOLUTION” and started to tell him a story.....
‘“WE WERE SOLDIERS” once’ he began, ‘then we lost a great “CONFLICT” in “DESERT STORM” and all our money was taken from us. That’s how we ended up in this halting site.... branded as “MONSTERS INC”aravans’ (bit of a stretch with the grammar there !!).
Black Hawk eventually fell into a disturbed sleep, but not before vowing to return to take back his crown as the King of the Tinkers !!
............... to be continued
Thanks for reading !