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Mario was an ordinary plumber with little responsiblities. He use to fix sinks and bathtubes once in a-while and that's it. Mario always use to think this world was to easy and there had to be something beyond it for this reason. Until one day while he was fixing Mr. Feink's sink after Mr. Fienk supposably dropped a gallon of lard in the garbage disposale by mistake.
He was laying down under the sink working quitely without a single care in the world. A strange bald man creeped into the room and strared at Mario. Mario rose his head and viewed the man closer. He was wearing a black trench coat with black dress pants. His sunglasses reflected from the dim lit bathroom light. "Excuse a-me sir" Mario said but the man stood silent for a matter of ten seconds. "Follow me." he said in a dark voice. Then the man walked out of the door.
He countinued wrenching away at a tube that led to the sink and forgot the man ever came. When he finished he went Mr. Fienk who gave him his money and Mario went out of the house.
After he left he went to a nearby resterant and sat down in his usual seat. He sipped peacefully on cranberry juice until strangely the same man as from that morning came in through the front door and sat in the seat nearest to Mario. "Close your eyes" the man whispered. Mario glanced at him slightly then closes his eyes for a while. As he closes his lids though, he feels a fast rush of power speed by him.
He opens his eyes surprised and now saw himself in an empty brick built room with black sheers running aross the ceiling. In front of him was the resterant table, but instead of his cranberry juice was two pills, a red one and a blue one.
Man= Hello Mario.
Mario= Where a-am I?
Man= Don't be nervous Mario, I won't hurt you. I came here to give you information.
Mario= What is a-it?
Man= Mario there is a world beyond what you see. This world is all an illusion that your brain is programed to see, smell, hear, and feel. This program is called the Matrix.
Mario= So what's a-your point?
Man= Mario we have been seeing you and we think your exactly what we need in the real world.
Mario= Real a-world?
Man= Yes. And that goes to my point. See those pills Mario?
(the man points at the pills on the desk)
Man= If you take the red pill, you will be transported to the real world and start a true life. Or you could take the blue pill and you will forget all this and return to your normal life.
Mario looks at the pills one more time. He knew that his life would change completely after this. He also knew that if he didn't go see this real world quick he would soil is pants in anticipation. He firly grasped the red pill in between his pointer and thumb fingers. Paitently he shoved the pill down his mouth. His eye lids grew heavier and he fell to sleep.
Mario awoke naked in a huge pool of goo in the shape of a bowl. Millons of other bowl like shapes were across the whole place. Mario found large tubes sprouting out of his body and head. Quickly he took them out. The pain that ran across his spine was unbearable. Mario jumped out of the bowl in a hurry to leave that awful place.
As he reached the floor of the wierd room he saw a pink clothed lady in the distance. Mario runs over to her in an attempt to find cloths.
Peach= Hi Mari.... ahhhhhhhhhhh
(Peach realizes that Mario is nude)
Mario= May a-you give me a-some cloths a-please?
(Peach goes over to a computor and hits a couple of keys)
Mario= How a-will that a-help?
Peach= I would look a little closer at yourself Mario.
(Mario realizes now that he is wearing a red shirt and blue overalls)
Peach= We need to get you ready.
(Peach hits another couple of keys now)
Peach= Now you know karate.
Mario= Who a-needs karate?
(Mario goes over to the computor now, and hits some keys)
Mario= Now I a-don't a-know karate, but I a-now know how to jump on
a-peoples heads in a a-clever and amuzing a-way.
Peach=.........That will have to do.
(Peach escorts Mario to a small traning room)
Peach= You will have to beat this monster in a time limit Mario. By this you will learn many techniques. Your monster's name will be Bowser.
Mario stands clueless in a white room waiting for Peach to finish the procedures. All of a sudden the room turns into a hallogram of the inside of a valcanic cave. In front of Mario was a tremendous monster thats horns sparkled from the heat. Spikes grew all over his shell and his skin was dark gray. Mario got in his stance and was ready for battle.
Bowser charged at him menacingly. Mario jumped out of the way in the knick of time. Mario then gave off a great leap and jumped on Bowser's head. Bowser then stands still staring at Mario like he was as weak as an ant. Bowser roared and then swipes him once fast. It struck Mario's chest and left several scars. Mario at this moment knew he needed a technique to beat this fiend. Mario jumped up and levitated in the air. He focuses all his power into his right hand. Mario quitely consentrates. He then unleashes it all into a huge fireball.
The fireball glides through the air and impacts Bowser. Bowser then gets thrown backward and when he hits the wall he shattered into many pieces. The whole room returns to it's original form and Peach looks at Mario and says "He's ready!"
Peach runs into the tranning room, grabs Mario's hand, and drags him to a pair of chairs that look like you would find them in an a detist's office. She tells Mario to lay down on one so Mario inches his way to the chair limping becuase his battle with Bowser had left him weak. Peach then inserts a thick tube into Mario's skull that made Mario studder madly.
Soon Mario was in the Matrix again. He was atop a building in New York. Confused, Mario thinks his tranning is over so he tries out his knew flying powers that he discovered during his Bowser battle. As his feet leave the ground, Mario hears Peach's voice from in his head. She said "Mario you are now in the Matrix again. We need to do some tranning here too. Mario your powers that you learned in the real world won't work here so what ever you do DON'T TRY TO FLY"
Mario hears her and a cold chill runs through his bones. Mario yells as he plummeted toward the ground face first. He struggled to push up again but didn't succeed. BOOM! Mario's skull cracked at impact and he died instantly.
Peaches voice echoed through Mario's dead head sorrowfully "Mario!!!! Noooo!!!! Mario layed there until the ambulance came and carried him off.
His life had changed that day, but not the way he wanted it to.......
THE END
DRUNK
He was laying down under the sink working quitely without a single care in the world. A strange bald man creeped into the room and strared at Mario. Mario rose his head and viewed the man closer. He was wearing a black trench coat with black dress pants. His sunglasses reflected from the dim lit bathroom light. "Excuse a-me sir" Mario said but the man stood silent for a matter of ten seconds. "Follow me." he said in a dark voice. Then the man walked out of the door.
He countinued wrenching away at a tube that led to the sink and forgot the man ever came. When he finished he went Mr. Fienk who gave him his money and Mario went out of the house.
After he left he went to a nearby resterant and sat down in his usual seat. He sipped peacefully on cranberry juice until strangely the same man as from that morning came in through the front door and sat in the seat nearest to Mario. "Close your eyes" the man whispered. Mario glanced at him slightly then closes his eyes for a while. As he closes his lids though, he feels a fast rush of power speed by him.
He opens his eyes surprised and now saw himself in an empty brick built room with black sheers running aross the ceiling. In front of him was the resterant table, but instead of his cranberry juice was two pills, a red one and a blue one.
Man= Hello Mario.
Mario= Where a-am I?
Man= Don't be nervous Mario, I won't hurt you. I came here to give you information.
Mario= What is a-it?
Man= Mario there is a world beyond what you see. This world is all an illusion that your brain is programed to see, smell, hear, and feel. This program is called the Matrix.
Mario= So what's a-your point?
Man= Mario we have been seeing you and we think your exactly what we need in the real world.
Mario= Real a-world?
Man= Yes. And that goes to my point. See those pills Mario?
(the man points at the pills on the desk)
Man= If you take the red pill, you will be transported to the real world and start a true life. Or you could take the blue pill and you will forget all this and return to your normal life.
Mario looks at the pills one more time. He knew that his life would change completely after this. He also knew that if he didn't go see this real world quick he would soil is pants in anticipation. He firly grasped the red pill in between his pointer and thumb fingers. Paitently he shoved the pill down his mouth. His eye lids grew heavier and he fell to sleep.
Mario awoke naked in a huge pool of goo in the shape of a bowl. Millons of other bowl like shapes were across the whole place. Mario found large tubes sprouting out of his body and head. Quickly he took them out. The pain that ran across his spine was unbearable. Mario jumped out of the bowl in a hurry to leave that awful place.
As he reached the floor of the wierd room he saw a pink clothed lady in the distance. Mario runs over to her in an attempt to find cloths.
Peach= Hi Mari.... ahhhhhhhhhhh
(Peach realizes that Mario is nude)
Mario= May a-you give me a-some cloths a-please?
(Peach goes over to a computor and hits a couple of keys)
Mario= How a-will that a-help?
Peach= I would look a little closer at yourself Mario.
(Mario realizes now that he is wearing a red shirt and blue overalls)
Peach= We need to get you ready.
(Peach hits another couple of keys now)
Peach= Now you know karate.
Mario= Who a-needs karate?
(Mario goes over to the computor now, and hits some keys)
Mario= Now I a-don't a-know karate, but I a-now know how to jump on
a-peoples heads in a a-clever and amuzing a-way.
Peach=.........That will have to do.
(Peach escorts Mario to a small traning room)
Peach= You will have to beat this monster in a time limit Mario. By this you will learn many techniques. Your monster's name will be Bowser.
Mario stands clueless in a white room waiting for Peach to finish the procedures. All of a sudden the room turns into a hallogram of the inside of a valcanic cave. In front of Mario was a tremendous monster thats horns sparkled from the heat. Spikes grew all over his shell and his skin was dark gray. Mario got in his stance and was ready for battle.
Bowser charged at him menacingly. Mario jumped out of the way in the knick of time. Mario then gave off a great leap and jumped on Bowser's head. Bowser then stands still staring at Mario like he was as weak as an ant. Bowser roared and then swipes him once fast. It struck Mario's chest and left several scars. Mario at this moment knew he needed a technique to beat this fiend. Mario jumped up and levitated in the air. He focuses all his power into his right hand. Mario quitely consentrates. He then unleashes it all into a huge fireball.
The fireball glides through the air and impacts Bowser. Bowser then gets thrown backward and when he hits the wall he shattered into many pieces. The whole room returns to it's original form and Peach looks at Mario and says "He's ready!"
Peach runs into the tranning room, grabs Mario's hand, and drags him to a pair of chairs that look like you would find them in an a detist's office. She tells Mario to lay down on one so Mario inches his way to the chair limping becuase his battle with Bowser had left him weak. Peach then inserts a thick tube into Mario's skull that made Mario studder madly.
Soon Mario was in the Matrix again. He was atop a building in New York. Confused, Mario thinks his tranning is over so he tries out his knew flying powers that he discovered during his Bowser battle. As his feet leave the ground, Mario hears Peach's voice from in his head. She said "Mario you are now in the Matrix again. We need to do some tranning here too. Mario your powers that you learned in the real world won't work here so what ever you do DON'T TRY TO FLY"
Mario hears her and a cold chill runs through his bones. Mario yells as he plummeted toward the ground face first. He struggled to push up again but didn't succeed. BOOM! Mario's skull cracked at impact and he died instantly.
Peaches voice echoed through Mario's dead head sorrowfully "Mario!!!! Noooo!!!! Mario layed there until the ambulance came and carried him off.
His life had changed that day, but not the way he wanted it to.......
THE END
DRUNK
Wow thanks jonny v
Cheers;)
Cheers;)
Very good post DC, I suppose it isn't all that bad for old Mario, at least he can use a continue!
Gad potential i reckon...
Gad potential i reckon...
Mario was an ordinary plumber with little responsiblities. He use to fix sinks and bathtubes once in a-while and that's it. Mario always use to think this world was to easy and there had to be something beyond it for this reason. Until one day while he was fixing Mr. Feink's sink after Mr. Fienk supposably dropped a gallon of lard in the garbage disposale by mistake.
He was laying down under the sink working quitely without a single care in the world. A strange bald man creeped into the room and strared at Mario. Mario rose his head and viewed the man closer. He was wearing a black trench coat with black dress pants. His sunglasses reflected from the dim lit bathroom light. "Excuse a-me sir" Mario said but the man stood silent for a matter of ten seconds. "Follow me." he said in a dark voice. Then the man walked out of the door.
He countinued wrenching away at a tube that led to the sink and forgot the man ever came. When he finished he went Mr. Fienk who gave him his money and Mario went out of the house.
After he left he went to a nearby resterant and sat down in his usual seat. He sipped peacefully on cranberry juice until strangely the same man as from that morning came in through the front door and sat in the seat nearest to Mario. "Close your eyes" the man whispered. Mario glanced at him slightly then closes his eyes for a while. As he closes his lids though, he feels a fast rush of power speed by him.
He opens his eyes surprised and now saw himself in an empty brick built room with black sheers running aross the ceiling. In front of him was the resterant table, but instead of his cranberry juice was two pills, a red one and a blue one.
Man= Hello Mario.
Mario= Where a-am I?
Man= Don't be nervous Mario, I won't hurt you. I came here to give you information.
Mario= What is a-it?
Man= Mario there is a world beyond what you see. This world is all an illusion that your brain is programed to see, smell, hear, and feel. This program is called the Matrix.
Mario= So what's a-your point?
Man= Mario we have been seeing you and we think your exactly what we need in the real world.
Mario= Real a-world?
Man= Yes. And that goes to my point. See those pills Mario?
(the man points at the pills on the desk)
Man= If you take the red pill, you will be transported to the real world and start a true life. Or you could take the blue pill and you will forget all this and return to your normal life.
Mario looks at the pills one more time. He knew that his life would change completely after this. He also knew that if he didn't go see this real world quick he would soil is pants in anticipation. He firly grasped the red pill in between his pointer and thumb fingers. Paitently he shoved the pill down his mouth. His eye lids grew heavier and he fell to sleep.
Mario awoke naked in a huge pool of goo in the shape of a bowl. Millons of other bowl like shapes were across the whole place. Mario found large tubes sprouting out of his body and head. Quickly he took them out. The pain that ran across his spine was unbearable. Mario jumped out of the bowl in a hurry to leave that awful place.
As he reached the floor of the wierd room he saw a pink clothed lady in the distance. Mario runs over to her in an attempt to find cloths.
Peach= Hi Mari.... ahhhhhhhhhhh
(Peach realizes that Mario is nude)
Mario= May a-you give me a-some cloths a-please?
(Peach goes over to a computor and hits a couple of keys)
Mario= How a-will that a-help?
Peach= I would look a little closer at yourself Mario.
(Mario realizes now that he is wearing a red shirt and blue overalls)
Peach= We need to get you ready.
(Peach hits another couple of keys now)
Peach= Now you know karate.
Mario= Who a-needs karate?
(Mario goes over to the computor now, and hits some keys)
Mario= Now I a-don't a-know karate, but I a-now know how to jump on
a-peoples heads in a a-clever and amuzing a-way.
Peach=.........That will have to do.
(Peach escorts Mario to a small traning room)
Peach= You will have to beat this monster in a time limit Mario. By this you will learn many techniques. Your monster's name will be Bowser.
Mario stands clueless in a white room waiting for Peach to finish the procedures. All of a sudden the room turns into a hallogram of the inside of a valcanic cave. In front of Mario was a tremendous monster thats horns sparkled from the heat. Spikes grew all over his shell and his skin was dark gray. Mario got in his stance and was ready for battle.
Bowser charged at him menacingly. Mario jumped out of the way in the knick of time. Mario then gave off a great leap and jumped on Bowser's head. Bowser then stands still staring at Mario like he was as weak as an ant. Bowser roared and then swipes him once fast. It struck Mario's chest and left several scars. Mario at this moment knew he needed a technique to beat this fiend. Mario jumped up and levitated in the air. He focuses all his power into his right hand. Mario quitely consentrates. He then unleashes it all into a huge fireball.
The fireball glides through the air and impacts Bowser. Bowser then gets thrown backward and when he hits the wall he shattered into many pieces. The whole room returns to it's original form and Peach looks at Mario and says "He's ready!"
Peach runs into the tranning room, grabs Mario's hand, and drags him to a pair of chairs that look like you would find them in an a detist's office. She tells Mario to lay down on one so Mario inches his way to the chair limping becuase his battle with Bowser had left him weak. Peach then inserts a thick tube into Mario's skull that made Mario studder madly.
Soon Mario was in the Matrix again. He was atop a building in New York. Confused, Mario thinks his tranning is over so he tries out his knew flying powers that he discovered during his Bowser battle. As his feet leave the ground, Mario hears Peach's voice from in his head. She said "Mario you are now in the Matrix again. We need to do some tranning here too. Mario your powers that you learned in the real world won't work here so what ever you do DON'T TRY TO FLY"
Mario hears her and a cold chill runs through his bones. Mario yells as he plummeted toward the ground face first. He struggled to push up again but didn't succeed. BOOM! Mario's skull cracked at impact and he died instantly.
Peaches voice echoed through Mario's dead head sorrowfully "Mario!!!! Noooo!!!! Mario layed there until the ambulance came and carried him off.
His life had changed that day, but not the way he wanted it to.......
THE END
DRUNK
He was laying down under the sink working quitely without a single care in the world. A strange bald man creeped into the room and strared at Mario. Mario rose his head and viewed the man closer. He was wearing a black trench coat with black dress pants. His sunglasses reflected from the dim lit bathroom light. "Excuse a-me sir" Mario said but the man stood silent for a matter of ten seconds. "Follow me." he said in a dark voice. Then the man walked out of the door.
He countinued wrenching away at a tube that led to the sink and forgot the man ever came. When he finished he went Mr. Fienk who gave him his money and Mario went out of the house.
After he left he went to a nearby resterant and sat down in his usual seat. He sipped peacefully on cranberry juice until strangely the same man as from that morning came in through the front door and sat in the seat nearest to Mario. "Close your eyes" the man whispered. Mario glanced at him slightly then closes his eyes for a while. As he closes his lids though, he feels a fast rush of power speed by him.
He opens his eyes surprised and now saw himself in an empty brick built room with black sheers running aross the ceiling. In front of him was the resterant table, but instead of his cranberry juice was two pills, a red one and a blue one.
Man= Hello Mario.
Mario= Where a-am I?
Man= Don't be nervous Mario, I won't hurt you. I came here to give you information.
Mario= What is a-it?
Man= Mario there is a world beyond what you see. This world is all an illusion that your brain is programed to see, smell, hear, and feel. This program is called the Matrix.
Mario= So what's a-your point?
Man= Mario we have been seeing you and we think your exactly what we need in the real world.
Mario= Real a-world?
Man= Yes. And that goes to my point. See those pills Mario?
(the man points at the pills on the desk)
Man= If you take the red pill, you will be transported to the real world and start a true life. Or you could take the blue pill and you will forget all this and return to your normal life.
Mario looks at the pills one more time. He knew that his life would change completely after this. He also knew that if he didn't go see this real world quick he would soil is pants in anticipation. He firly grasped the red pill in between his pointer and thumb fingers. Paitently he shoved the pill down his mouth. His eye lids grew heavier and he fell to sleep.
Mario awoke naked in a huge pool of goo in the shape of a bowl. Millons of other bowl like shapes were across the whole place. Mario found large tubes sprouting out of his body and head. Quickly he took them out. The pain that ran across his spine was unbearable. Mario jumped out of the bowl in a hurry to leave that awful place.
As he reached the floor of the wierd room he saw a pink clothed lady in the distance. Mario runs over to her in an attempt to find cloths.
Peach= Hi Mari.... ahhhhhhhhhhh
(Peach realizes that Mario is nude)
Mario= May a-you give me a-some cloths a-please?
(Peach goes over to a computor and hits a couple of keys)
Mario= How a-will that a-help?
Peach= I would look a little closer at yourself Mario.
(Mario realizes now that he is wearing a red shirt and blue overalls)
Peach= We need to get you ready.
(Peach hits another couple of keys now)
Peach= Now you know karate.
Mario= Who a-needs karate?
(Mario goes over to the computor now, and hits some keys)
Mario= Now I a-don't a-know karate, but I a-now know how to jump on
a-peoples heads in a a-clever and amuzing a-way.
Peach=.........That will have to do.
(Peach escorts Mario to a small traning room)
Peach= You will have to beat this monster in a time limit Mario. By this you will learn many techniques. Your monster's name will be Bowser.
Mario stands clueless in a white room waiting for Peach to finish the procedures. All of a sudden the room turns into a hallogram of the inside of a valcanic cave. In front of Mario was a tremendous monster thats horns sparkled from the heat. Spikes grew all over his shell and his skin was dark gray. Mario got in his stance and was ready for battle.
Bowser charged at him menacingly. Mario jumped out of the way in the knick of time. Mario then gave off a great leap and jumped on Bowser's head. Bowser then stands still staring at Mario like he was as weak as an ant. Bowser roared and then swipes him once fast. It struck Mario's chest and left several scars. Mario at this moment knew he needed a technique to beat this fiend. Mario jumped up and levitated in the air. He focuses all his power into his right hand. Mario quitely consentrates. He then unleashes it all into a huge fireball.
The fireball glides through the air and impacts Bowser. Bowser then gets thrown backward and when he hits the wall he shattered into many pieces. The whole room returns to it's original form and Peach looks at Mario and says "He's ready!"
Peach runs into the tranning room, grabs Mario's hand, and drags him to a pair of chairs that look like you would find them in an a detist's office. She tells Mario to lay down on one so Mario inches his way to the chair limping becuase his battle with Bowser had left him weak. Peach then inserts a thick tube into Mario's skull that made Mario studder madly.
Soon Mario was in the Matrix again. He was atop a building in New York. Confused, Mario thinks his tranning is over so he tries out his knew flying powers that he discovered during his Bowser battle. As his feet leave the ground, Mario hears Peach's voice from in his head. She said "Mario you are now in the Matrix again. We need to do some tranning here too. Mario your powers that you learned in the real world won't work here so what ever you do DON'T TRY TO FLY"
Mario hears her and a cold chill runs through his bones. Mario yells as he plummeted toward the ground face first. He struggled to push up again but didn't succeed. BOOM! Mario's skull cracked at impact and he died instantly.
Peaches voice echoed through Mario's dead head sorrowfully "Mario!!!! Noooo!!!! Mario layed there until the ambulance came and carried him off.
His life had changed that day, but not the way he wanted it to.......
THE END
DRUNK