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No I'm not talking about the song by Trucks. I'm talking about Porn. Why do mums not allow their children to watch porn or why do people get embarresed when buying it. We all know it's how we were created and for some reason its fun to watch two fit women going at it. Its completely natural.
A little story:
Me and my friend went on holiday to Majorca when we were..... 16, and we kept going into this same shop with loads of DVD's (porno of course) and we kept getting really embarresed but then at the end of the holiday I just thought screw this and went into the shop when there were no customers in there and said to the guy Would you sell this to us and he said 'For you... yeah' and me and my friend just picked up the first two that looked cool and ran to the counter and I swear the guy was slowing down on pourpos and he was like... you want a bag? and we just both said yeah and he got confused and was like 'You want separate bags'? and then this fit girl came in and my friend leaned over the films while I ran infront of the girl and kept walking in her way to stall her and then my friend payed and we walked out.... simple as that. Then I just thought What was the point in being embarrased....
do you have any funny tales where you buy something you know ou shouldn't be buying?
A little story:
Me and my friend went on holiday to Majorca when we were..... 16, and we kept going into this same shop with loads of DVD's (porno of course) and we kept getting really embarresed but then at the end of the holiday I just thought screw this and went into the shop when there were no customers in there and said to the guy Would you sell this to us and he said 'For you... yeah' and me and my friend just picked up the first two that looked cool and ran to the counter and I swear the guy was slowing down on pourpos and he was like... you want a bag? and we just both said yeah and he got confused and was like 'You want separate bags'? and then this fit girl came in and my friend leaned over the films while I ran infront of the girl and kept walking in her way to stall her and then my friend payed and we walked out.... simple as that. Then I just thought What was the point in being embarrased....
do you have any funny tales where you buy something you know ou shouldn't be buying?
I wouldn't let my children smoke drugs, Sure I wouldn't mind if i found some in their room, I'd just....shall we say... 'dispose of it' and say please try not to do it so much cos it'll mess you up. But look at me..... I'm fine, BANANAS AND COFEE MAKES BANOFFE!!!!!!!! I know its toffe.
I'm definately letting my kids read porn, like I will let them drink and smoke drugs. I did all these things and still do, and I consider myself to be a better, more rounded person for it.
From the age of 14 my dad let me watch porn. It's natura, we all need to learn about it sometime or another.
well... mr banana goes up to miss cabage and says hello, 5 minutes later miss cabbage does the ritual and drinks some banana juice and bobs your uncle we have babies..... well thats what I'm gonna tell my kids.
No, no I don't. Tell me, nay, tell ALL OF US how we get conceived ;)
lol... you know what I mean.... Dont U?
Possum in a bottle wrote:
We all know it's how we were created and for some reason its fun to watch two fit women going at it.
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No, we were NOT created by looking at porn. Don't know what Facts of Life you've been getting told, but you're way off...
We all know it's how we were created and for some reason its fun to watch two fit women going at it.
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No, we were NOT created by looking at porn. Don't know what Facts of Life you've been getting told, but you're way off...
No I'm not talking about the song by Trucks. I'm talking about Porn. Why do mums not allow their children to watch porn or why do people get embarresed when buying it. We all know it's how we were created and for some reason its fun to watch two fit women going at it. Its completely natural.
A little story:
Me and my friend went on holiday to Majorca when we were..... 16, and we kept going into this same shop with loads of DVD's (porno of course) and we kept getting really embarresed but then at the end of the holiday I just thought screw this and went into the shop when there were no customers in there and said to the guy Would you sell this to us and he said 'For you... yeah' and me and my friend just picked up the first two that looked cool and ran to the counter and I swear the guy was slowing down on pourpos and he was like... you want a bag? and we just both said yeah and he got confused and was like 'You want separate bags'? and then this fit girl came in and my friend leaned over the films while I ran infront of the girl and kept walking in her way to stall her and then my friend payed and we walked out.... simple as that. Then I just thought What was the point in being embarrased....
do you have any funny tales where you buy something you know ou shouldn't be buying?
A little story:
Me and my friend went on holiday to Majorca when we were..... 16, and we kept going into this same shop with loads of DVD's (porno of course) and we kept getting really embarresed but then at the end of the holiday I just thought screw this and went into the shop when there were no customers in there and said to the guy Would you sell this to us and he said 'For you... yeah' and me and my friend just picked up the first two that looked cool and ran to the counter and I swear the guy was slowing down on pourpos and he was like... you want a bag? and we just both said yeah and he got confused and was like 'You want separate bags'? and then this fit girl came in and my friend leaned over the films while I ran infront of the girl and kept walking in her way to stall her and then my friend payed and we walked out.... simple as that. Then I just thought What was the point in being embarrased....
do you have any funny tales where you buy something you know ou shouldn't be buying?