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Well, what would happen if all the world's leading console makers and games was lost? What would happen to today's society? Gamers, be warned as I, Ultima Weapon will show you what would happen..
--The start--
It was just a normal day for the whole world, but something for the gamer newbie's, regular's and everyone else in the world. It was the release of a very poweful console, the CS4 . All the companies joined up and worked hard. With the massive console size, accidently added with Sony's new engine particles, by a drunken worker having a good time drinking Vodka with his boss, still made the console working fine.
It was just one day that the media was not happy of what all the game companies have done. The media had dropped it's popularity, sales and because of this, the media had almost lost it's new way's and getting out of business. The company had to seek revenge on the gaming companies. They had thought many ways and sneaky stuff to get them out of business. How? Read on...
--The next part---
Throughout the year, the console had sold millions around the world: Ranging from France to Japan and Glasgow to Washington. Quite weird, that George Bush and Nelson had purchased it and had many fights on it. The media was still dropping by the second. Only a couple of weeks later, the media had came up with the greatest idea ever...to get the government to destroy Sadaam Huiss...him aswell and the Gaming Society altogether!
With their sneaky ways, they first tried to bribe them with all their stocks, items and all their cash. The media travelled to Britain in their special aeroplanes at thousands of miles of hour invented by a pair of guinea pigs at a science lab, which was destroyed by Tony Blair's wife. The media had also tried to make the government join with them, but the government had asked them to use their cash for all of them to 'Do The Conga' with CD's in Iraq. They did decide to 'Do the Conga' in Iraq and the publicity went through the roof. The government had decided to join up with them.
Now, the media went to Tokyo, Japan, but accidentally dropped on Mount Fuji. Mt. Fuji had accidentally errupted and Gamera had came out to save Tokyo, but instead, The Karate Kid through a shuriken at it and it ran away to it's mum. The folk travelled to the 'buliding' and had asked to come to an agreement to shut the gaming industry down and the media will give them $1 billion dollars, but the gaming industry did not accept. The boss of the media, Steven Spillburger, had called up the government on his Nokia 3330 to destroy the Gaming Society. The army, FBI, mediums, soldiers and nuclear planes had abolished the Gaming Society's main power and the whole comapny. The only way every console could work perfectly was the power of PP6, which was added in the CS4 and every console there ever was.
--Today--
Today, all the consoles have shut down, even the PC's, Laptops and Arcade Machine's. All drinking a good pint of lager, the media celebrated over a toast and even more lager. Only one document left was that one of the drunken media staff had sung a song something like Michael Jackson's Thriller, with different a version that went like this...
1st Verse
It's close to midnight, my dog's hungry and started to bark,
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your fart,
You try to scream but the terror takes your cocoa before you drink it,
You start to freeze as food looks you right between the eyes,
You're fertilized
Chorus
'Cause this is filler, filler night
And no one's gonna eat crisps from the beast that's about to take flight
You know it's filler, filler night
You're fighting for your drink inside a killer, filler tonight
2nd Verse
You here the fridge slam and realize there's somewhere left to run,
You feel the cold drink and wonder you will drink it before your son,
You close your mouth and hope that this is just food
But while you hear a fart creepin' up behind,
You're out of Thyme
Chorus
'Cause this is filler, filler night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty pies
You know this is filler, filler night
You're fighting for your drink inside a killer, filler tonight
Bridge
Night policeman fall
And the fed start to walk in their masquerade
There is escaping the jaws of the Fatman this time (they're open, idiot)
This is the end of yer life, spoon
3rd Verse
They're out to get me, there's fruit closing in on every side
They will fill you unless you change your diet with a smile
Now is the time for you and I to fill close together
All thru the night I'll save you from the juice on the screen,
I'll make you pee
Chorus
That it's a filler, filler night
'Cause I can fill you more than any person would dare to try
Girl this is filler, filler night
So let me fill you up and share a Duff, Lager, chiller
Filler here tonight.
Rap!
Fatness falls across the land
the midnite hour is close sand
Burgers crawl in search of Duff
To terrorize y'awl's stuff
And whoever's shall be found
Without the chips for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hot dogs
And rot inside a corpses bog
The foulest food is in the air
the funk of farty thoosand beers
And grizzly ghouls from every game
With food, it is not the same
And though you try to save your life
Your body starts to quiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The goodness of filler
After they celebrated through the song, the survivors had figured out to destroy them forever...nuclear bombings!
Whilst at the tragedy, the many people of the world were very depressed. Why? No computers to do work on, no fun with computers and won't make life easier. Humph, but a poltician named Anonymous 2 stepped up and had said that 'We can live our lives without computer games and computers, we know who did the bombings and stuff, but we will invent our own ones, because there are many intelligent people out thar and we will make differences...to get revenge on the media!' Everyone who heard it was still not pleased, but they were getting a little happier. As soon as the media had heard it, they had shot Anonymous 2.
After the death of Anonymous 2, the world was even still depressed, I mean, it isn't a gigantic world loss?!?! Wait a minute...it is and not. The Africans that lived in the plains must of not experienced computers in their lives, and becuase of this, the whole world was not depressed.
The Gaming Society had took years of planning and they finally brought up the greatest weapon of all time, the NC6 Vhemival Reaper Missile. It had CCC (contained countless chemicals) that could destroy the whole of the United Staes, but instead, the media were in the Pacific Ocean. Immeaditealy, the Gaming Society had shot the Missile and a direct hit on the media and the whole of the Pacfic Ocean errupted, the media died and the world was flooded.
--Conclusion--
The conclusion is that the worl was flooded, although the world celebrated over the Filler song. After many years, the world had turned backed to normal, computers were re-invented by Bill Gates and Sadaam and Tony Blair ate too much filler and was sent to hospital.
There you have it. Thank you if you have read it.
UW.
--The start--
It was just a normal day for the whole world, but something for the gamer newbie's, regular's and everyone else in the world. It was the release of a very poweful console, the CS4 . All the companies joined up and worked hard. With the massive console size, accidently added with Sony's new engine particles, by a drunken worker having a good time drinking Vodka with his boss, still made the console working fine.
It was just one day that the media was not happy of what all the game companies have done. The media had dropped it's popularity, sales and because of this, the media had almost lost it's new way's and getting out of business. The company had to seek revenge on the gaming companies. They had thought many ways and sneaky stuff to get them out of business. How? Read on...
--The next part---
Throughout the year, the console had sold millions around the world: Ranging from France to Japan and Glasgow to Washington. Quite weird, that George Bush and Nelson had purchased it and had many fights on it. The media was still dropping by the second. Only a couple of weeks later, the media had came up with the greatest idea ever...to get the government to destroy Sadaam Huiss...him aswell and the Gaming Society altogether!
With their sneaky ways, they first tried to bribe them with all their stocks, items and all their cash. The media travelled to Britain in their special aeroplanes at thousands of miles of hour invented by a pair of guinea pigs at a science lab, which was destroyed by Tony Blair's wife. The media had also tried to make the government join with them, but the government had asked them to use their cash for all of them to 'Do The Conga' with CD's in Iraq. They did decide to 'Do the Conga' in Iraq and the publicity went through the roof. The government had decided to join up with them.
Now, the media went to Tokyo, Japan, but accidentally dropped on Mount Fuji. Mt. Fuji had accidentally errupted and Gamera had came out to save Tokyo, but instead, The Karate Kid through a shuriken at it and it ran away to it's mum. The folk travelled to the 'buliding' and had asked to come to an agreement to shut the gaming industry down and the media will give them $1 billion dollars, but the gaming industry did not accept. The boss of the media, Steven Spillburger, had called up the government on his Nokia 3330 to destroy the Gaming Society. The army, FBI, mediums, soldiers and nuclear planes had abolished the Gaming Society's main power and the whole comapny. The only way every console could work perfectly was the power of PP6, which was added in the CS4 and every console there ever was.
--Today--
Today, all the consoles have shut down, even the PC's, Laptops and Arcade Machine's. All drinking a good pint of lager, the media celebrated over a toast and even more lager. Only one document left was that one of the drunken media staff had sung a song something like Michael Jackson's Thriller, with different a version that went like this...
1st Verse
It's close to midnight, my dog's hungry and started to bark,
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your fart,
You try to scream but the terror takes your cocoa before you drink it,
You start to freeze as food looks you right between the eyes,
You're fertilized
Chorus
'Cause this is filler, filler night
And no one's gonna eat crisps from the beast that's about to take flight
You know it's filler, filler night
You're fighting for your drink inside a killer, filler tonight
2nd Verse
You here the fridge slam and realize there's somewhere left to run,
You feel the cold drink and wonder you will drink it before your son,
You close your mouth and hope that this is just food
But while you hear a fart creepin' up behind,
You're out of Thyme
Chorus
'Cause this is filler, filler night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty pies
You know this is filler, filler night
You're fighting for your drink inside a killer, filler tonight
Bridge
Night policeman fall
And the fed start to walk in their masquerade
There is escaping the jaws of the Fatman this time (they're open, idiot)
This is the end of yer life, spoon
3rd Verse
They're out to get me, there's fruit closing in on every side
They will fill you unless you change your diet with a smile
Now is the time for you and I to fill close together
All thru the night I'll save you from the juice on the screen,
I'll make you pee
Chorus
That it's a filler, filler night
'Cause I can fill you more than any person would dare to try
Girl this is filler, filler night
So let me fill you up and share a Duff, Lager, chiller
Filler here tonight.
Rap!
Fatness falls across the land
the midnite hour is close sand
Burgers crawl in search of Duff
To terrorize y'awl's stuff
And whoever's shall be found
Without the chips for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hot dogs
And rot inside a corpses bog
The foulest food is in the air
the funk of farty thoosand beers
And grizzly ghouls from every game
With food, it is not the same
And though you try to save your life
Your body starts to quiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The goodness of filler
After they celebrated through the song, the survivors had figured out to destroy them forever...nuclear bombings!
Whilst at the tragedy, the many people of the world were very depressed. Why? No computers to do work on, no fun with computers and won't make life easier. Humph, but a poltician named Anonymous 2 stepped up and had said that 'We can live our lives without computer games and computers, we know who did the bombings and stuff, but we will invent our own ones, because there are many intelligent people out thar and we will make differences...to get revenge on the media!' Everyone who heard it was still not pleased, but they were getting a little happier. As soon as the media had heard it, they had shot Anonymous 2.
After the death of Anonymous 2, the world was even still depressed, I mean, it isn't a gigantic world loss?!?! Wait a minute...it is and not. The Africans that lived in the plains must of not experienced computers in their lives, and becuase of this, the whole world was not depressed.
The Gaming Society had took years of planning and they finally brought up the greatest weapon of all time, the NC6 Vhemival Reaper Missile. It had CCC (contained countless chemicals) that could destroy the whole of the United Staes, but instead, the media were in the Pacific Ocean. Immeaditealy, the Gaming Society had shot the Missile and a direct hit on the media and the whole of the Pacfic Ocean errupted, the media died and the world was flooded.
--Conclusion--
The conclusion is that the worl was flooded, although the world celebrated over the Filler song. After many years, the world had turned backed to normal, computers were re-invented by Bill Gates and Sadaam and Tony Blair ate too much filler and was sent to hospital.
There you have it. Thank you if you have read it.
UW.
People would get into reading be afraid be very afraid.
O my god O my god O my god O my god O my god O my god O my god O my god O my god O my god, something very weird just happend. it just went on to the other page ive got up and the writing just disapearred im gonna scream im scared and i want to get out of here and go home. wait i am home and the clock skipped forward 5 mins i not joking im weeing my pants.
ive already started designing a game it has wicked intersections that make it easy to get the police off of you i hope it sells.
Well, what would happen if all the world's leading console makers and games was lost? What would happen to today's society? Gamers, be warned as I, Ultima Weapon will show you what would happen..
--The start--
It was just a normal day for the whole world, but something for the gamer newbie's, regular's and everyone else in the world. It was the release of a very poweful console, the CS4 . All the companies joined up and worked hard. With the massive console size, accidently added with Sony's new engine particles, by a drunken worker having a good time drinking Vodka with his boss, still made the console working fine.
It was just one day that the media was not happy of what all the game companies have done. The media had dropped it's popularity, sales and because of this, the media had almost lost it's new way's and getting out of business. The company had to seek revenge on the gaming companies. They had thought many ways and sneaky stuff to get them out of business. How? Read on...
--The next part---
Throughout the year, the console had sold millions around the world: Ranging from France to Japan and Glasgow to Washington. Quite weird, that George Bush and Nelson had purchased it and had many fights on it. The media was still dropping by the second. Only a couple of weeks later, the media had came up with the greatest idea ever...to get the government to destroy Sadaam Huiss...him aswell and the Gaming Society altogether!
With their sneaky ways, they first tried to bribe them with all their stocks, items and all their cash. The media travelled to Britain in their special aeroplanes at thousands of miles of hour invented by a pair of guinea pigs at a science lab, which was destroyed by Tony Blair's wife. The media had also tried to make the government join with them, but the government had asked them to use their cash for all of them to 'Do The Conga' with CD's in Iraq. They did decide to 'Do the Conga' in Iraq and the publicity went through the roof. The government had decided to join up with them.
Now, the media went to Tokyo, Japan, but accidentally dropped on Mount Fuji. Mt. Fuji had accidentally errupted and Gamera had came out to save Tokyo, but instead, The Karate Kid through a shuriken at it and it ran away to it's mum. The folk travelled to the 'buliding' and had asked to come to an agreement to shut the gaming industry down and the media will give them $1 billion dollars, but the gaming industry did not accept. The boss of the media, Steven Spillburger, had called up the government on his Nokia 3330 to destroy the Gaming Society. The army, FBI, mediums, soldiers and nuclear planes had abolished the Gaming Society's main power and the whole comapny. The only way every console could work perfectly was the power of PP6, which was added in the CS4 and every console there ever was.
--Today--
Today, all the consoles have shut down, even the PC's, Laptops and Arcade Machine's. All drinking a good pint of lager, the media celebrated over a toast and even more lager. Only one document left was that one of the drunken media staff had sung a song something like Michael Jackson's Thriller, with different a version that went like this...
1st Verse
It's close to midnight, my dog's hungry and started to bark,
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your fart,
You try to scream but the terror takes your cocoa before you drink it,
You start to freeze as food looks you right between the eyes,
You're fertilized
Chorus
'Cause this is filler, filler night
And no one's gonna eat crisps from the beast that's about to take flight
You know it's filler, filler night
You're fighting for your drink inside a killer, filler tonight
2nd Verse
You here the fridge slam and realize there's somewhere left to run,
You feel the cold drink and wonder you will drink it before your son,
You close your mouth and hope that this is just food
But while you hear a fart creepin' up behind,
You're out of Thyme
Chorus
'Cause this is filler, filler night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty pies
You know this is filler, filler night
You're fighting for your drink inside a killer, filler tonight
Bridge
Night policeman fall
And the fed start to walk in their masquerade
There is escaping the jaws of the Fatman this time (they're open, idiot)
This is the end of yer life, spoon
3rd Verse
They're out to get me, there's fruit closing in on every side
They will fill you unless you change your diet with a smile
Now is the time for you and I to fill close together
All thru the night I'll save you from the juice on the screen,
I'll make you pee
Chorus
That it's a filler, filler night
'Cause I can fill you more than any person would dare to try
Girl this is filler, filler night
So let me fill you up and share a Duff, Lager, chiller
Filler here tonight.
Rap!
Fatness falls across the land
the midnite hour is close sand
Burgers crawl in search of Duff
To terrorize y'awl's stuff
And whoever's shall be found
Without the chips for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hot dogs
And rot inside a corpses bog
The foulest food is in the air
the funk of farty thoosand beers
And grizzly ghouls from every game
With food, it is not the same
And though you try to save your life
Your body starts to quiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The goodness of filler
After they celebrated through the song, the survivors had figured out to destroy them forever...nuclear bombings!
Whilst at the tragedy, the many people of the world were very depressed. Why? No computers to do work on, no fun with computers and won't make life easier. Humph, but a poltician named Anonymous 2 stepped up and had said that 'We can live our lives without computer games and computers, we know who did the bombings and stuff, but we will invent our own ones, because there are many intelligent people out thar and we will make differences...to get revenge on the media!' Everyone who heard it was still not pleased, but they were getting a little happier. As soon as the media had heard it, they had shot Anonymous 2.
After the death of Anonymous 2, the world was even still depressed, I mean, it isn't a gigantic world loss?!?! Wait a minute...it is and not. The Africans that lived in the plains must of not experienced computers in their lives, and becuase of this, the whole world was not depressed.
The Gaming Society had took years of planning and they finally brought up the greatest weapon of all time, the NC6 Vhemival Reaper Missile. It had CCC (contained countless chemicals) that could destroy the whole of the United Staes, but instead, the media were in the Pacific Ocean. Immeaditealy, the Gaming Society had shot the Missile and a direct hit on the media and the whole of the Pacfic Ocean errupted, the media died and the world was flooded.
--Conclusion--
The conclusion is that the worl was flooded, although the world celebrated over the Filler song. After many years, the world had turned backed to normal, computers were re-invented by Bill Gates and Sadaam and Tony Blair ate too much filler and was sent to hospital.
There you have it. Thank you if you have read it.
UW.
--The start--
It was just a normal day for the whole world, but something for the gamer newbie's, regular's and everyone else in the world. It was the release of a very poweful console, the CS4 . All the companies joined up and worked hard. With the massive console size, accidently added with Sony's new engine particles, by a drunken worker having a good time drinking Vodka with his boss, still made the console working fine.
It was just one day that the media was not happy of what all the game companies have done. The media had dropped it's popularity, sales and because of this, the media had almost lost it's new way's and getting out of business. The company had to seek revenge on the gaming companies. They had thought many ways and sneaky stuff to get them out of business. How? Read on...
--The next part---
Throughout the year, the console had sold millions around the world: Ranging from France to Japan and Glasgow to Washington. Quite weird, that George Bush and Nelson had purchased it and had many fights on it. The media was still dropping by the second. Only a couple of weeks later, the media had came up with the greatest idea ever...to get the government to destroy Sadaam Huiss...him aswell and the Gaming Society altogether!
With their sneaky ways, they first tried to bribe them with all their stocks, items and all their cash. The media travelled to Britain in their special aeroplanes at thousands of miles of hour invented by a pair of guinea pigs at a science lab, which was destroyed by Tony Blair's wife. The media had also tried to make the government join with them, but the government had asked them to use their cash for all of them to 'Do The Conga' with CD's in Iraq. They did decide to 'Do the Conga' in Iraq and the publicity went through the roof. The government had decided to join up with them.
Now, the media went to Tokyo, Japan, but accidentally dropped on Mount Fuji. Mt. Fuji had accidentally errupted and Gamera had came out to save Tokyo, but instead, The Karate Kid through a shuriken at it and it ran away to it's mum. The folk travelled to the 'buliding' and had asked to come to an agreement to shut the gaming industry down and the media will give them $1 billion dollars, but the gaming industry did not accept. The boss of the media, Steven Spillburger, had called up the government on his Nokia 3330 to destroy the Gaming Society. The army, FBI, mediums, soldiers and nuclear planes had abolished the Gaming Society's main power and the whole comapny. The only way every console could work perfectly was the power of PP6, which was added in the CS4 and every console there ever was.
--Today--
Today, all the consoles have shut down, even the PC's, Laptops and Arcade Machine's. All drinking a good pint of lager, the media celebrated over a toast and even more lager. Only one document left was that one of the drunken media staff had sung a song something like Michael Jackson's Thriller, with different a version that went like this...
1st Verse
It's close to midnight, my dog's hungry and started to bark,
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your fart,
You try to scream but the terror takes your cocoa before you drink it,
You start to freeze as food looks you right between the eyes,
You're fertilized
Chorus
'Cause this is filler, filler night
And no one's gonna eat crisps from the beast that's about to take flight
You know it's filler, filler night
You're fighting for your drink inside a killer, filler tonight
2nd Verse
You here the fridge slam and realize there's somewhere left to run,
You feel the cold drink and wonder you will drink it before your son,
You close your mouth and hope that this is just food
But while you hear a fart creepin' up behind,
You're out of Thyme
Chorus
'Cause this is filler, filler night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty pies
You know this is filler, filler night
You're fighting for your drink inside a killer, filler tonight
Bridge
Night policeman fall
And the fed start to walk in their masquerade
There is escaping the jaws of the Fatman this time (they're open, idiot)
This is the end of yer life, spoon
3rd Verse
They're out to get me, there's fruit closing in on every side
They will fill you unless you change your diet with a smile
Now is the time for you and I to fill close together
All thru the night I'll save you from the juice on the screen,
I'll make you pee
Chorus
That it's a filler, filler night
'Cause I can fill you more than any person would dare to try
Girl this is filler, filler night
So let me fill you up and share a Duff, Lager, chiller
Filler here tonight.
Rap!
Fatness falls across the land
the midnite hour is close sand
Burgers crawl in search of Duff
To terrorize y'awl's stuff
And whoever's shall be found
Without the chips for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hot dogs
And rot inside a corpses bog
The foulest food is in the air
the funk of farty thoosand beers
And grizzly ghouls from every game
With food, it is not the same
And though you try to save your life
Your body starts to quiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The goodness of filler
After they celebrated through the song, the survivors had figured out to destroy them forever...nuclear bombings!
Whilst at the tragedy, the many people of the world were very depressed. Why? No computers to do work on, no fun with computers and won't make life easier. Humph, but a poltician named Anonymous 2 stepped up and had said that 'We can live our lives without computer games and computers, we know who did the bombings and stuff, but we will invent our own ones, because there are many intelligent people out thar and we will make differences...to get revenge on the media!' Everyone who heard it was still not pleased, but they were getting a little happier. As soon as the media had heard it, they had shot Anonymous 2.
After the death of Anonymous 2, the world was even still depressed, I mean, it isn't a gigantic world loss?!?! Wait a minute...it is and not. The Africans that lived in the plains must of not experienced computers in their lives, and becuase of this, the whole world was not depressed.
The Gaming Society had took years of planning and they finally brought up the greatest weapon of all time, the NC6 Vhemival Reaper Missile. It had CCC (contained countless chemicals) that could destroy the whole of the United Staes, but instead, the media were in the Pacific Ocean. Immeaditealy, the Gaming Society had shot the Missile and a direct hit on the media and the whole of the Pacfic Ocean errupted, the media died and the world was flooded.
--Conclusion--
The conclusion is that the worl was flooded, although the world celebrated over the Filler song. After many years, the world had turned backed to normal, computers were re-invented by Bill Gates and Sadaam and Tony Blair ate too much filler and was sent to hospital.
There you have it. Thank you if you have read it.
UW.