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Duuuuh Duh-Duh Duuuuuh....Duh Duh Du-Du-Duhhh
From the studios at Merthyr Tydfyl, this is the News at Twifty.
Duh Du-Du-Du-Dudu Duh Duh... Duh du-Du-Du Dudu Duh duh
Welcome to a special edition of the News at Twifty.
Despite the voiceover, we are not at our Merthyr based studios, but are live at the Mushroom Kingdom courtyard where an angry mob is surrounding a large BT phone pole whilst officials are pouring crude oil over the lower half. I am going to attempt to ask a passer by if he or she knows what is going on.
Sir? Sir? I was wondering if you could let us know what's going on here.
Yeah sure thing buddy. Anytime buddy.
Um...ok, anyway, what is going on here?
Some superstar turned traitor and made a goomba temporarily invincible! The goomba took out 1/4 of a lynch mob who was trying to burn the goomba, so now we're going to lynch the superstar....Hi mum!
So there we have it, a superstar defected and gave a goomba the temporary power of invincibility! The crowd are going quiet, I think something is about to happen. Whilst we wait to see, lets go back to the studios for a recap.
Well, Hugh, it seems a bit of trouble is going on in the Mushroom Kingdom tonight.
Indeed it does, like, but lets take a look at the whether, butt!
Hugh, this isn't the BBC anymore, we don't go to the whether forecasts when we can't think of anything to say.
Oh, right, butt....Lets go back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Well we have just had confirmation that Princess Toadstool is about to make an announcement to the people. Here she is, ready to take the stand.
There was a time...when the Mushroom Kingdom was a bright and cheerful place...where our kids could play...in the knowledge...that they would have...their superstars...to protect..........them.
But now....it seems....that our kids.....are not safe.....any longer.....
So I propose....that we make an example....of this superstar....so that defective superstars....throughout the world....live in fear....of being caught....for the rest of their existance....
So as I...consume this magical fireflower...and gain it's powers...I shall point my finger...at the star...
...and destroy him!
I can see Princess Toadstool pointing her finger in the direction of the superstar. A flame is building up at the tip of her finger and away it goes...it's just missed the star and hit one member of the crowd on the head! His head is on fire, and now the flames have spread to his clothes! The crowd who were once cheering are now silent whilst this poor man is screaming in agony.
The castle gates have just opened and it looks like the Mario Bros are here! Mario and Luigi both appear to be wearing backpacks. Mario's with twin jets and Luigi's looks like a vacuum cleaner...yep, that's the Poltergust 3000! They're taking aim at the burning man and are firing powerful jets of water at him! The flames have all gone, the burnt man is still screaming in pain, but Mario, with his ACME doctors kit has given him a pill. It looks like he'll recover.
Now...hopefully second time lucky.
Princess Toadstool is taking aim again, and she's fired. The little ball of fire has hit right below the star igniting the oil. The flames have quickly spread and the superstar has turned into superash.
Did somebody say my name?
No Ash, go home.
Ok.
Now, everywhere, music seems to be playing and everybody is dancing and having fun. Even Super Mario is joining in! There's beer everywhere and everyone is just having fun! It's an amazing atmosphere, even though a superstar has been destroyed.
Well, a fictional character has been executed in a fictional castle. Does that mean our footage and reporter was fictional too?
We can only hope...Goodbye.
(Hope you enjoyed this wierd spoof - spoof of what I'm not quite sure, but it's a spoof anyway. :) )
From the studios at Merthyr Tydfyl, this is the News at Twifty.
Duh Du-Du-Du-Dudu Duh Duh... Duh du-Du-Du Dudu Duh duh
Welcome to a special edition of the News at Twifty.
Despite the voiceover, we are not at our Merthyr based studios, but are live at the Mushroom Kingdom courtyard where an angry mob is surrounding a large BT phone pole whilst officials are pouring crude oil over the lower half. I am going to attempt to ask a passer by if he or she knows what is going on.
Sir? Sir? I was wondering if you could let us know what's going on here.
Yeah sure thing buddy. Anytime buddy.
Um...ok, anyway, what is going on here?
Some superstar turned traitor and made a goomba temporarily invincible! The goomba took out 1/4 of a lynch mob who was trying to burn the goomba, so now we're going to lynch the superstar....Hi mum!
So there we have it, a superstar defected and gave a goomba the temporary power of invincibility! The crowd are going quiet, I think something is about to happen. Whilst we wait to see, lets go back to the studios for a recap.
Well we have just had confirmation that Princess Toadstool is about to make an announcement to the people. Here she is, ready to take the stand.
But now....it seems....that our kids.....are not safe.....any longer.....
So I propose....that we make an example....of this superstar....so that defective superstars....throughout the world....live in fear....of being caught....for the rest of their existance....
So as I...consume this magical fireflower...and gain it's powers...I shall point my finger...at the star...
...and destroy him!
I can see Princess Toadstool pointing her finger in the direction of the superstar. A flame is building up at the tip of her finger and away it goes...it's just missed the star and hit one member of the crowd on the head! His head is on fire, and now the flames have spread to his clothes! The crowd who were once cheering are now silent whilst this poor man is screaming in agony.
The castle gates have just opened and it looks like the Mario Bros are here! Mario and Luigi both appear to be wearing backpacks. Mario's with twin jets and Luigi's looks like a vacuum cleaner...yep, that's the Poltergust 3000! They're taking aim at the burning man and are firing powerful jets of water at him! The flames have all gone, the burnt man is still screaming in pain, but Mario, with his ACME doctors kit has given him a pill. It looks like he'll recover.
Princess Toadstool is taking aim again, and she's fired. The little ball of fire has hit right below the star igniting the oil. The flames have quickly spread and the superstar has turned into superash.
No Ash, go home.
Now, everywhere, music seems to be playing and everybody is dancing and having fun. Even Super Mario is joining in! There's beer everywhere and everyone is just having fun! It's an amazing atmosphere, even though a superstar has been destroyed.
(Hope you enjoyed this wierd spoof - spoof of what I'm not quite sure, but it's a spoof anyway. :) )
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Duuuuh Duh-Duh Duuuuuh....Duh Duh Du-Du-Duhhh
From the studios at Merthyr Tydfyl, this is the News at Twifty.
Duh Du-Du-Du-Dudu Duh Duh... Duh du-Du-Du Dudu Duh duh
Welcome to a special edition of the News at Twifty.
Despite the voiceover, we are not at our Merthyr based studios, but are live at the Mushroom Kingdom courtyard where an angry mob is surrounding a large BT phone pole whilst officials are pouring crude oil over the lower half. I am going to attempt to ask a passer by if he or she knows what is going on.
Sir? Sir? I was wondering if you could let us know what's going on here.
Yeah sure thing buddy. Anytime buddy.
Um...ok, anyway, what is going on here?
Some superstar turned traitor and made a goomba temporarily invincible! The goomba took out 1/4 of a lynch mob who was trying to burn the goomba, so now we're going to lynch the superstar....Hi mum!
So there we have it, a superstar defected and gave a goomba the temporary power of invincibility! The crowd are going quiet, I think something is about to happen. Whilst we wait to see, lets go back to the studios for a recap.
Well, Hugh, it seems a bit of trouble is going on in the Mushroom Kingdom tonight.
Indeed it does, like, but lets take a look at the whether, butt!
Hugh, this isn't the BBC anymore, we don't go to the whether forecasts when we can't think of anything to say.
Oh, right, butt....Lets go back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Well we have just had confirmation that Princess Toadstool is about to make an announcement to the people. Here she is, ready to take the stand.
There was a time...when the Mushroom Kingdom was a bright and cheerful place...where our kids could play...in the knowledge...that they would have...their superstars...to protect..........them.
But now....it seems....that our kids.....are not safe.....any longer.....
So I propose....that we make an example....of this superstar....so that defective superstars....throughout the world....live in fear....of being caught....for the rest of their existance....
So as I...consume this magical fireflower...and gain it's powers...I shall point my finger...at the star...
...and destroy him!
I can see Princess Toadstool pointing her finger in the direction of the superstar. A flame is building up at the tip of her finger and away it goes...it's just missed the star and hit one member of the crowd on the head! His head is on fire, and now the flames have spread to his clothes! The crowd who were once cheering are now silent whilst this poor man is screaming in agony.
The castle gates have just opened and it looks like the Mario Bros are here! Mario and Luigi both appear to be wearing backpacks. Mario's with twin jets and Luigi's looks like a vacuum cleaner...yep, that's the Poltergust 3000! They're taking aim at the burning man and are firing powerful jets of water at him! The flames have all gone, the burnt man is still screaming in pain, but Mario, with his ACME doctors kit has given him a pill. It looks like he'll recover.
Now...hopefully second time lucky.
Princess Toadstool is taking aim again, and she's fired. The little ball of fire has hit right below the star igniting the oil. The flames have quickly spread and the superstar has turned into superash.
Did somebody say my name?
No Ash, go home.
Ok.
Now, everywhere, music seems to be playing and everybody is dancing and having fun. Even Super Mario is joining in! There's beer everywhere and everyone is just having fun! It's an amazing atmosphere, even though a superstar has been destroyed.
Well, a fictional character has been executed in a fictional castle. Does that mean our footage and reporter was fictional too?
We can only hope...Goodbye.
(Hope you enjoyed this wierd spoof - spoof of what I'm not quite sure, but it's a spoof anyway. :) )
From the studios at Merthyr Tydfyl, this is the News at Twifty.
Duh Du-Du-Du-Dudu Duh Duh... Duh du-Du-Du Dudu Duh duh
Welcome to a special edition of the News at Twifty.
Despite the voiceover, we are not at our Merthyr based studios, but are live at the Mushroom Kingdom courtyard where an angry mob is surrounding a large BT phone pole whilst officials are pouring crude oil over the lower half. I am going to attempt to ask a passer by if he or she knows what is going on.
Sir? Sir? I was wondering if you could let us know what's going on here.
Yeah sure thing buddy. Anytime buddy.
Um...ok, anyway, what is going on here?
Some superstar turned traitor and made a goomba temporarily invincible! The goomba took out 1/4 of a lynch mob who was trying to burn the goomba, so now we're going to lynch the superstar....Hi mum!
So there we have it, a superstar defected and gave a goomba the temporary power of invincibility! The crowd are going quiet, I think something is about to happen. Whilst we wait to see, lets go back to the studios for a recap.
Well we have just had confirmation that Princess Toadstool is about to make an announcement to the people. Here she is, ready to take the stand.
But now....it seems....that our kids.....are not safe.....any longer.....
So I propose....that we make an example....of this superstar....so that defective superstars....throughout the world....live in fear....of being caught....for the rest of their existance....
So as I...consume this magical fireflower...and gain it's powers...I shall point my finger...at the star...
...and destroy him!
I can see Princess Toadstool pointing her finger in the direction of the superstar. A flame is building up at the tip of her finger and away it goes...it's just missed the star and hit one member of the crowd on the head! His head is on fire, and now the flames have spread to his clothes! The crowd who were once cheering are now silent whilst this poor man is screaming in agony.
The castle gates have just opened and it looks like the Mario Bros are here! Mario and Luigi both appear to be wearing backpacks. Mario's with twin jets and Luigi's looks like a vacuum cleaner...yep, that's the Poltergust 3000! They're taking aim at the burning man and are firing powerful jets of water at him! The flames have all gone, the burnt man is still screaming in pain, but Mario, with his ACME doctors kit has given him a pill. It looks like he'll recover.
Princess Toadstool is taking aim again, and she's fired. The little ball of fire has hit right below the star igniting the oil. The flames have quickly spread and the superstar has turned into superash.
No Ash, go home.
Now, everywhere, music seems to be playing and everybody is dancing and having fun. Even Super Mario is joining in! There's beer everywhere and everyone is just having fun! It's an amazing atmosphere, even though a superstar has been destroyed.
(Hope you enjoyed this wierd spoof - spoof of what I'm not quite sure, but it's a spoof anyway. :) )