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*WELCOME TO A NEW SHOW! ITS CALLED 'HUGELY BORING CORPORATE CONFERENCE SET UP!'
*John Nettles-esque voice*
*The day before E3 (a large convention for 'computer enthusiasts'), and Nintendo is getting ready to set up its showcases, and its little areas for playing its newest and brightest games*
'WHY YOU! I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE NINTENDO SIGN HALF IN LIGHT!'
'Er why boss?'
'TO SHOW THE TRANSITION BETWEEN LIGHT AND DARKNESS, LIFE AND DEATH!'
'Er why boss?'
'BECAUSE THATS WHAT I SAID!'
As always, Mr. Nonceius Artmen, the specialy hired desginer, from the Changing Rooms school of E3 floor designing is panicking about where things would look best. His hired hands, all gathered from the yokel fields of the deep South and Newcastle, did at first struggle, but now have utterly given up trying to understand his designer whims. Already, he has placed the game stands in symmetrical formation, to represent the 'journey' of the player through their mind.
*They just stare*
Despite the confusions, and all the various inevitable complications,
the plan is going to schedule (Er I say plan. More organised chaos.) Hundereds of the highly trained Nintendo staff are being flown in. The 'sexy' girls are already distracting the workers, who are attempting to erect (Guh-huh!) a large poster, depicting 'WE DON'T NEED RARE' in large neon yellow letters. That was the centrepiece of Mr. Artmens 'masterpiece' and he wanted everything to be just p.e.r.f.e.c.t.
*Camera crew follows Sony team*
There is also rivalry between each 'faction' on the floor. The Sony workers, all specialy trained in the job, have managed to steal some green paint, and were secretly painting all the screens on the GC play areas. Needless to say, Cletus and co have got them back. When the Sonys returned, they found all they work had been munched by a herd of cows, that had been parked outside, where Brandine and co waited.
*SHUCKS!*
On another part of the Nintendo floor, Miyamoto is telling Iwata about what to expect. 'You will get people fainting when they see you-er wait. Thats just me. But anyway, be ready!'
'Er. I am your boss. I tell you when to be ready! AHA!'
'Sorry'
Iwata rules with an ironfist!
Nonceius is engaging a worker in how to construct a playing table in the correct manner. 'I'm sorry sir, but thats how you put this together!'
*He pointed to the Ikea construction booklet*
'Imbecile! It will not look artistic if we have it like that!'
*He proceeds to pick up the MDF boards, and then arranges them in a 'nice' way* 'There!' he exclaims triumphantly. 'You see, it works!'
*It falls down* 'er, but sir-'
But Nonceius is already gone, fluttering about, demanding to be realised for his talent.
***
Work continues throughout the night. You see, it takes a lot of work to get running. This shows special guest, Yamauchi, was already in make up, to be ready for the Nintendo conference at 9.00am. It was 2.38am. 'Just enough time to get you looking gorgeous dahlink!' declared Yamauchis private busty make up artist, Bunny. *Bunny shows herself off* 'Whats that? You want to know about me? Well, I am gorgeous as you an see, and I fink that I will be a superstar!' *All to the camera*
Yamauchi, looking in the mirror thought he looked fine, despite rollimg his eyes at Bunnys comments, actualy into his head, but our camera crew fainted, when they saw the skull in the mirror. However, due to the wonders of modern make-up, such as Maybeleine Bone CovererTM, Yamauchi can show off games without causing mass hysteria!
***
Its now early morning, and the work teams, having finished, have left, after leaving Mr. Artmen in a box of paint. He may not be popular among the workers, but he does not seem to realise it. 'Oh, what a funny joke!' *Laughs hystericly* 'I say - you can let me out now! I know were all good 'buddies' but a jokes a joke!'
***
Team Ninty, the set up team, is hurredly making all the final electronical adjustments to all the various settings, and their leader IgnoCogmo, a highly specialised robot, is directing matters. 'Ya know' he declares, 'that I am the only robot ever to control a human! Really!' He proceeds to poke a slacker with a built in cattle prod. 'HEHEH!'
The first visitors have arrived. In their masses. The time is rinning out for the set-up team for the conference. Massive amounts of 'fiddly' wires need to be sorted out. In the end, the new Nintendo Robo-Dog, Robo-Dog, manages to tear the wires into a working order, and then Miyamoto is rolled out, followed by Yamauchi. 'Welcome' says the ever present translator.
The team breathe a sigh of relief, as Nintendo At E3 2003 begins.
***
;)
*John Nettles-esque voice*
*The day before E3 (a large convention for 'computer enthusiasts'), and Nintendo is getting ready to set up its showcases, and its little areas for playing its newest and brightest games*
'WHY YOU! I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE NINTENDO SIGN HALF IN LIGHT!'
'Er why boss?'
'TO SHOW THE TRANSITION BETWEEN LIGHT AND DARKNESS, LIFE AND DEATH!'
'Er why boss?'
'BECAUSE THATS WHAT I SAID!'
As always, Mr. Nonceius Artmen, the specialy hired desginer, from the Changing Rooms school of E3 floor designing is panicking about where things would look best. His hired hands, all gathered from the yokel fields of the deep South and Newcastle, did at first struggle, but now have utterly given up trying to understand his designer whims. Already, he has placed the game stands in symmetrical formation, to represent the 'journey' of the player through their mind.
*They just stare*
Despite the confusions, and all the various inevitable complications,
the plan is going to schedule (Er I say plan. More organised chaos.) Hundereds of the highly trained Nintendo staff are being flown in. The 'sexy' girls are already distracting the workers, who are attempting to erect (Guh-huh!) a large poster, depicting 'WE DON'T NEED RARE' in large neon yellow letters. That was the centrepiece of Mr. Artmens 'masterpiece' and he wanted everything to be just p.e.r.f.e.c.t.
*Camera crew follows Sony team*
There is also rivalry between each 'faction' on the floor. The Sony workers, all specialy trained in the job, have managed to steal some green paint, and were secretly painting all the screens on the GC play areas. Needless to say, Cletus and co have got them back. When the Sonys returned, they found all they work had been munched by a herd of cows, that had been parked outside, where Brandine and co waited.
*SHUCKS!*
On another part of the Nintendo floor, Miyamoto is telling Iwata about what to expect. 'You will get people fainting when they see you-er wait. Thats just me. But anyway, be ready!'
'Er. I am your boss. I tell you when to be ready! AHA!'
'Sorry'
Iwata rules with an ironfist!
Nonceius is engaging a worker in how to construct a playing table in the correct manner. 'I'm sorry sir, but thats how you put this together!'
*He pointed to the Ikea construction booklet*
'Imbecile! It will not look artistic if we have it like that!'
*He proceeds to pick up the MDF boards, and then arranges them in a 'nice' way* 'There!' he exclaims triumphantly. 'You see, it works!'
*It falls down* 'er, but sir-'
But Nonceius is already gone, fluttering about, demanding to be realised for his talent.
***
Work continues throughout the night. You see, it takes a lot of work to get running. This shows special guest, Yamauchi, was already in make up, to be ready for the Nintendo conference at 9.00am. It was 2.38am. 'Just enough time to get you looking gorgeous dahlink!' declared Yamauchis private busty make up artist, Bunny. *Bunny shows herself off* 'Whats that? You want to know about me? Well, I am gorgeous as you an see, and I fink that I will be a superstar!' *All to the camera*
Yamauchi, looking in the mirror thought he looked fine, despite rollimg his eyes at Bunnys comments, actualy into his head, but our camera crew fainted, when they saw the skull in the mirror. However, due to the wonders of modern make-up, such as Maybeleine Bone CovererTM, Yamauchi can show off games without causing mass hysteria!
***
Its now early morning, and the work teams, having finished, have left, after leaving Mr. Artmen in a box of paint. He may not be popular among the workers, but he does not seem to realise it. 'Oh, what a funny joke!' *Laughs hystericly* 'I say - you can let me out now! I know were all good 'buddies' but a jokes a joke!'
***
Team Ninty, the set up team, is hurredly making all the final electronical adjustments to all the various settings, and their leader IgnoCogmo, a highly specialised robot, is directing matters. 'Ya know' he declares, 'that I am the only robot ever to control a human! Really!' He proceeds to poke a slacker with a built in cattle prod. 'HEHEH!'
The first visitors have arrived. In their masses. The time is rinning out for the set-up team for the conference. Massive amounts of 'fiddly' wires need to be sorted out. In the end, the new Nintendo Robo-Dog, Robo-Dog, manages to tear the wires into a working order, and then Miyamoto is rolled out, followed by Yamauchi. 'Welcome' says the ever present translator.
The team breathe a sigh of relief, as Nintendo At E3 2003 begins.
***
;)
Never read it now? I'll get dizzy just thinking about that one....
Cheers!
*shoots Blank*
Never read it now, punk!
:)
*shoots Blank*
Never read it now, punk!
:)
The person who wrote this, er, wrote :
>WHY YOU! I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE NINTENDO SIGN HALF IN LIGHT!'
>'Er why boss?'
>'TO SHOW THE TRANSITION BETWEEN LIGHT AND DARKNESS, LIFE AND DEATH!'
>'Er why boss?'
>'BECAUSE THATS WHAT I SAID!
LOL superb!!
>WHY YOU! I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE NINTENDO SIGN HALF IN LIGHT!'
>'Er why boss?'
>'TO SHOW THE TRANSITION BETWEEN LIGHT AND DARKNESS, LIFE AND DEATH!'
>'Er why boss?'
>'BECAUSE THATS WHAT I SAID!
LOL superb!!
<< Ingrate and proud. I'll read it one day :)
None taken.
*sniff....lazy, good-for-nothing*
;)
*sniff....lazy, good-for-nothing*
;)
I read a bit, saw the length, stopped. No offense ;)
Thank ye kindly!
:D
:D
Good post Cyclone.
:D
:D
*WELCOME TO A NEW SHOW! ITS CALLED 'HUGELY BORING CORPORATE CONFERENCE SET UP!'
*John Nettles-esque voice*
*The day before E3 (a large convention for 'computer enthusiasts'), and Nintendo is getting ready to set up its showcases, and its little areas for playing its newest and brightest games*
'WHY YOU! I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE NINTENDO SIGN HALF IN LIGHT!'
'Er why boss?'
'TO SHOW THE TRANSITION BETWEEN LIGHT AND DARKNESS, LIFE AND DEATH!'
'Er why boss?'
'BECAUSE THATS WHAT I SAID!'
As always, Mr. Nonceius Artmen, the specialy hired desginer, from the Changing Rooms school of E3 floor designing is panicking about where things would look best. His hired hands, all gathered from the yokel fields of the deep South and Newcastle, did at first struggle, but now have utterly given up trying to understand his designer whims. Already, he has placed the game stands in symmetrical formation, to represent the 'journey' of the player through their mind.
*They just stare*
Despite the confusions, and all the various inevitable complications,
the plan is going to schedule (Er I say plan. More organised chaos.) Hundereds of the highly trained Nintendo staff are being flown in. The 'sexy' girls are already distracting the workers, who are attempting to erect (Guh-huh!) a large poster, depicting 'WE DON'T NEED RARE' in large neon yellow letters. That was the centrepiece of Mr. Artmens 'masterpiece' and he wanted everything to be just p.e.r.f.e.c.t.
*Camera crew follows Sony team*
There is also rivalry between each 'faction' on the floor. The Sony workers, all specialy trained in the job, have managed to steal some green paint, and were secretly painting all the screens on the GC play areas. Needless to say, Cletus and co have got them back. When the Sonys returned, they found all they work had been munched by a herd of cows, that had been parked outside, where Brandine and co waited.
*SHUCKS!*
On another part of the Nintendo floor, Miyamoto is telling Iwata about what to expect. 'You will get people fainting when they see you-er wait. Thats just me. But anyway, be ready!'
'Er. I am your boss. I tell you when to be ready! AHA!'
'Sorry'
Iwata rules with an ironfist!
Nonceius is engaging a worker in how to construct a playing table in the correct manner. 'I'm sorry sir, but thats how you put this together!'
*He pointed to the Ikea construction booklet*
'Imbecile! It will not look artistic if we have it like that!'
*He proceeds to pick up the MDF boards, and then arranges them in a 'nice' way* 'There!' he exclaims triumphantly. 'You see, it works!'
*It falls down* 'er, but sir-'
But Nonceius is already gone, fluttering about, demanding to be realised for his talent.
***
Work continues throughout the night. You see, it takes a lot of work to get running. This shows special guest, Yamauchi, was already in make up, to be ready for the Nintendo conference at 9.00am. It was 2.38am. 'Just enough time to get you looking gorgeous dahlink!' declared Yamauchis private busty make up artist, Bunny. *Bunny shows herself off* 'Whats that? You want to know about me? Well, I am gorgeous as you an see, and I fink that I will be a superstar!' *All to the camera*
Yamauchi, looking in the mirror thought he looked fine, despite rollimg his eyes at Bunnys comments, actualy into his head, but our camera crew fainted, when they saw the skull in the mirror. However, due to the wonders of modern make-up, such as Maybeleine Bone CovererTM, Yamauchi can show off games without causing mass hysteria!
***
Its now early morning, and the work teams, having finished, have left, after leaving Mr. Artmen in a box of paint. He may not be popular among the workers, but he does not seem to realise it. 'Oh, what a funny joke!' *Laughs hystericly* 'I say - you can let me out now! I know were all good 'buddies' but a jokes a joke!'
***
Team Ninty, the set up team, is hurredly making all the final electronical adjustments to all the various settings, and their leader IgnoCogmo, a highly specialised robot, is directing matters. 'Ya know' he declares, 'that I am the only robot ever to control a human! Really!' He proceeds to poke a slacker with a built in cattle prod. 'HEHEH!'
The first visitors have arrived. In their masses. The time is rinning out for the set-up team for the conference. Massive amounts of 'fiddly' wires need to be sorted out. In the end, the new Nintendo Robo-Dog, Robo-Dog, manages to tear the wires into a working order, and then Miyamoto is rolled out, followed by Yamauchi. 'Welcome' says the ever present translator.
The team breathe a sigh of relief, as Nintendo At E3 2003 begins.
***
;)
*John Nettles-esque voice*
*The day before E3 (a large convention for 'computer enthusiasts'), and Nintendo is getting ready to set up its showcases, and its little areas for playing its newest and brightest games*
'WHY YOU! I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE NINTENDO SIGN HALF IN LIGHT!'
'Er why boss?'
'TO SHOW THE TRANSITION BETWEEN LIGHT AND DARKNESS, LIFE AND DEATH!'
'Er why boss?'
'BECAUSE THATS WHAT I SAID!'
As always, Mr. Nonceius Artmen, the specialy hired desginer, from the Changing Rooms school of E3 floor designing is panicking about where things would look best. His hired hands, all gathered from the yokel fields of the deep South and Newcastle, did at first struggle, but now have utterly given up trying to understand his designer whims. Already, he has placed the game stands in symmetrical formation, to represent the 'journey' of the player through their mind.
*They just stare*
Despite the confusions, and all the various inevitable complications,
the plan is going to schedule (Er I say plan. More organised chaos.) Hundereds of the highly trained Nintendo staff are being flown in. The 'sexy' girls are already distracting the workers, who are attempting to erect (Guh-huh!) a large poster, depicting 'WE DON'T NEED RARE' in large neon yellow letters. That was the centrepiece of Mr. Artmens 'masterpiece' and he wanted everything to be just p.e.r.f.e.c.t.
*Camera crew follows Sony team*
There is also rivalry between each 'faction' on the floor. The Sony workers, all specialy trained in the job, have managed to steal some green paint, and were secretly painting all the screens on the GC play areas. Needless to say, Cletus and co have got them back. When the Sonys returned, they found all they work had been munched by a herd of cows, that had been parked outside, where Brandine and co waited.
*SHUCKS!*
On another part of the Nintendo floor, Miyamoto is telling Iwata about what to expect. 'You will get people fainting when they see you-er wait. Thats just me. But anyway, be ready!'
'Er. I am your boss. I tell you when to be ready! AHA!'
'Sorry'
Iwata rules with an ironfist!
Nonceius is engaging a worker in how to construct a playing table in the correct manner. 'I'm sorry sir, but thats how you put this together!'
*He pointed to the Ikea construction booklet*
'Imbecile! It will not look artistic if we have it like that!'
*He proceeds to pick up the MDF boards, and then arranges them in a 'nice' way* 'There!' he exclaims triumphantly. 'You see, it works!'
*It falls down* 'er, but sir-'
But Nonceius is already gone, fluttering about, demanding to be realised for his talent.
***
Work continues throughout the night. You see, it takes a lot of work to get running. This shows special guest, Yamauchi, was already in make up, to be ready for the Nintendo conference at 9.00am. It was 2.38am. 'Just enough time to get you looking gorgeous dahlink!' declared Yamauchis private busty make up artist, Bunny. *Bunny shows herself off* 'Whats that? You want to know about me? Well, I am gorgeous as you an see, and I fink that I will be a superstar!' *All to the camera*
Yamauchi, looking in the mirror thought he looked fine, despite rollimg his eyes at Bunnys comments, actualy into his head, but our camera crew fainted, when they saw the skull in the mirror. However, due to the wonders of modern make-up, such as Maybeleine Bone CovererTM, Yamauchi can show off games without causing mass hysteria!
***
Its now early morning, and the work teams, having finished, have left, after leaving Mr. Artmen in a box of paint. He may not be popular among the workers, but he does not seem to realise it. 'Oh, what a funny joke!' *Laughs hystericly* 'I say - you can let me out now! I know were all good 'buddies' but a jokes a joke!'
***
Team Ninty, the set up team, is hurredly making all the final electronical adjustments to all the various settings, and their leader IgnoCogmo, a highly specialised robot, is directing matters. 'Ya know' he declares, 'that I am the only robot ever to control a human! Really!' He proceeds to poke a slacker with a built in cattle prod. 'HEHEH!'
The first visitors have arrived. In their masses. The time is rinning out for the set-up team for the conference. Massive amounts of 'fiddly' wires need to be sorted out. In the end, the new Nintendo Robo-Dog, Robo-Dog, manages to tear the wires into a working order, and then Miyamoto is rolled out, followed by Yamauchi. 'Welcome' says the ever present translator.
The team breathe a sigh of relief, as Nintendo At E3 2003 begins.
***
;)