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Its an old cliche this. Bill Gates, taking over the world. But the question is - is he really trying to do this? Lets take a look at the evidence arrayed against richest man on the planet.....
Of course, the rumours started when he became stupidly rich, but the unknown, hidden truths are less easy to spot. For instance, Nostradamus predicted a 'Evil fiend, with 4 eyes, shall rule thy Earth and make all before it cower with mortal fear of heretic (ie Technological) powers that it shall weild!' Of course, his predictions haven't always come true, as we are still here, but there are other signs, both ancient and recently.
In 1998, employees at the Pentagon recieved a cleverly worded e-mail. Trained to decipher all codes super-double-quick in their little palmpads (made by Microsoft of course) they deciphered a message, simply bribing all the workers with large amounts of money, to relinquish battle plans for attacking most of the world. Needless to say they refused, and the e-mail was traced back to a single Microsoft employee, based in Dagenham, who 'admitted' to sending it. Needless to say Bill got off clean. A few months later, the plans were hacked anyway, again traced back to Dagenham.
A second factor is the recent rise in CO2 emissions over Silicon Valley. So what? So, Microsoft has opened up several robotics factories in that region, and there has been a larger than normal CO2 count for just the usual car making bots. There have also been numerous dissapearances, and sighthings of shiny men, armed with assault rifles, running around the nearby forests, each with a cackling geeky voice! This suggests Gatesy is making a personal army of robots. But for what purpose? Nobody knows, but I feel the picture is becoming clearer. Thirdly, a large coporation, LargeCorp, has been set up, and is now producing large quantities of large artillery pieces that fire large shells over large distances. Each emblazoned with the Windows sign. What could that mean!?
Another factor to throw into this melting point of fact and myth is the recent arrival of Microsoft on the console front. Already its XBox has a large following, but the XBox2 is already in development. Rumour has it Bill Gates has stolen the Riddlers information-sucking-out-of-brains invention off Batman Forever, and is placing it inside his XBox2.....this however is just rumour, but has terrifying connotations. Indeed.
In AD45, a Roman in Britain, set sail from the west coast, into the unknown. He came upon, after many months of restless, terrible journeying, an unknown coast. He landed, and moved onto the shore. He then stumbled upon a stone tablet, emblazoned with the Windows sign, and was puzzled. Suddenly the stone cracked, and a huge whole opened, and he fell into the centre of the earth. MMMWWWAAHAHHHAA! cried an oddly high-pitched voice.
(We know of this due to a remarkable, of course nameless, piece of hyper technology developed at the University of Koala, Eastern)
So, as you can see, is Bill Gates developing a mass army of killer lookalike robots, stealing battle plans, and that a Roman in fact discovered America first. And that possibly, Bill Gates really is from te underworld.
---------
Or not.
;)
Of course, the rumours started when he became stupidly rich, but the unknown, hidden truths are less easy to spot. For instance, Nostradamus predicted a 'Evil fiend, with 4 eyes, shall rule thy Earth and make all before it cower with mortal fear of heretic (ie Technological) powers that it shall weild!' Of course, his predictions haven't always come true, as we are still here, but there are other signs, both ancient and recently.
In 1998, employees at the Pentagon recieved a cleverly worded e-mail. Trained to decipher all codes super-double-quick in their little palmpads (made by Microsoft of course) they deciphered a message, simply bribing all the workers with large amounts of money, to relinquish battle plans for attacking most of the world. Needless to say they refused, and the e-mail was traced back to a single Microsoft employee, based in Dagenham, who 'admitted' to sending it. Needless to say Bill got off clean. A few months later, the plans were hacked anyway, again traced back to Dagenham.
A second factor is the recent rise in CO2 emissions over Silicon Valley. So what? So, Microsoft has opened up several robotics factories in that region, and there has been a larger than normal CO2 count for just the usual car making bots. There have also been numerous dissapearances, and sighthings of shiny men, armed with assault rifles, running around the nearby forests, each with a cackling geeky voice! This suggests Gatesy is making a personal army of robots. But for what purpose? Nobody knows, but I feel the picture is becoming clearer. Thirdly, a large coporation, LargeCorp, has been set up, and is now producing large quantities of large artillery pieces that fire large shells over large distances. Each emblazoned with the Windows sign. What could that mean!?
Another factor to throw into this melting point of fact and myth is the recent arrival of Microsoft on the console front. Already its XBox has a large following, but the XBox2 is already in development. Rumour has it Bill Gates has stolen the Riddlers information-sucking-out-of-brains invention off Batman Forever, and is placing it inside his XBox2.....this however is just rumour, but has terrifying connotations. Indeed.
In AD45, a Roman in Britain, set sail from the west coast, into the unknown. He came upon, after many months of restless, terrible journeying, an unknown coast. He landed, and moved onto the shore. He then stumbled upon a stone tablet, emblazoned with the Windows sign, and was puzzled. Suddenly the stone cracked, and a huge whole opened, and he fell into the centre of the earth. MMMWWWAAHAHHHAA! cried an oddly high-pitched voice.
(We know of this due to a remarkable, of course nameless, piece of hyper technology developed at the University of Koala, Eastern)
So, as you can see, is Bill Gates developing a mass army of killer lookalike robots, stealing battle plans, and that a Roman in fact discovered America first. And that possibly, Bill Gates really is from te underworld.
---------
Or not.
;)
Semajal wrote:
> he is only 2nd richest now
>
> the richest man is an oil tycoon guy.
He is still planning to rule the world!
;)
> he is only 2nd richest now
>
> the richest man is an oil tycoon guy.
He is still planning to rule the world!
;)
Semajal wrote:
> he is only 2nd richest now
>
> the richest man is an oil tycoon guy.
damn greasy fat **mumbles in a way like a grumpy old man** POWER to the computer NERDS :D
> he is only 2nd richest now
>
> the richest man is an oil tycoon guy.
damn greasy fat **mumbles in a way like a grumpy old man** POWER to the computer NERDS :D
:D Loved it LOL
Or should that be ..
LOL :D Loved it!
Yup.
Or should that be ..
LOL :D Loved it!
Yup.
he is only 2nd richest now
the richest man is an oil tycoon guy.
the richest man is an oil tycoon guy.
Er. Indeed.
Anyway, thanks MC!
Anyway, thanks MC!
booyah
LOL! Excellent Cyclone!
:)
:)
Its an old cliche this. Bill Gates, taking over the world. But the question is - is he really trying to do this? Lets take a look at the evidence arrayed against richest man on the planet.....
Of course, the rumours started when he became stupidly rich, but the unknown, hidden truths are less easy to spot. For instance, Nostradamus predicted a 'Evil fiend, with 4 eyes, shall rule thy Earth and make all before it cower with mortal fear of heretic (ie Technological) powers that it shall weild!' Of course, his predictions haven't always come true, as we are still here, but there are other signs, both ancient and recently.
In 1998, employees at the Pentagon recieved a cleverly worded e-mail. Trained to decipher all codes super-double-quick in their little palmpads (made by Microsoft of course) they deciphered a message, simply bribing all the workers with large amounts of money, to relinquish battle plans for attacking most of the world. Needless to say they refused, and the e-mail was traced back to a single Microsoft employee, based in Dagenham, who 'admitted' to sending it. Needless to say Bill got off clean. A few months later, the plans were hacked anyway, again traced back to Dagenham.
A second factor is the recent rise in CO2 emissions over Silicon Valley. So what? So, Microsoft has opened up several robotics factories in that region, and there has been a larger than normal CO2 count for just the usual car making bots. There have also been numerous dissapearances, and sighthings of shiny men, armed with assault rifles, running around the nearby forests, each with a cackling geeky voice! This suggests Gatesy is making a personal army of robots. But for what purpose? Nobody knows, but I feel the picture is becoming clearer. Thirdly, a large coporation, LargeCorp, has been set up, and is now producing large quantities of large artillery pieces that fire large shells over large distances. Each emblazoned with the Windows sign. What could that mean!?
Another factor to throw into this melting point of fact and myth is the recent arrival of Microsoft on the console front. Already its XBox has a large following, but the XBox2 is already in development. Rumour has it Bill Gates has stolen the Riddlers information-sucking-out-of-brains invention off Batman Forever, and is placing it inside his XBox2.....this however is just rumour, but has terrifying connotations. Indeed.
In AD45, a Roman in Britain, set sail from the west coast, into the unknown. He came upon, after many months of restless, terrible journeying, an unknown coast. He landed, and moved onto the shore. He then stumbled upon a stone tablet, emblazoned with the Windows sign, and was puzzled. Suddenly the stone cracked, and a huge whole opened, and he fell into the centre of the earth. MMMWWWAAHAHHHAA! cried an oddly high-pitched voice.
(We know of this due to a remarkable, of course nameless, piece of hyper technology developed at the University of Koala, Eastern)
So, as you can see, is Bill Gates developing a mass army of killer lookalike robots, stealing battle plans, and that a Roman in fact discovered America first. And that possibly, Bill Gates really is from te underworld.
---------
Or not.
;)
Of course, the rumours started when he became stupidly rich, but the unknown, hidden truths are less easy to spot. For instance, Nostradamus predicted a 'Evil fiend, with 4 eyes, shall rule thy Earth and make all before it cower with mortal fear of heretic (ie Technological) powers that it shall weild!' Of course, his predictions haven't always come true, as we are still here, but there are other signs, both ancient and recently.
In 1998, employees at the Pentagon recieved a cleverly worded e-mail. Trained to decipher all codes super-double-quick in their little palmpads (made by Microsoft of course) they deciphered a message, simply bribing all the workers with large amounts of money, to relinquish battle plans for attacking most of the world. Needless to say they refused, and the e-mail was traced back to a single Microsoft employee, based in Dagenham, who 'admitted' to sending it. Needless to say Bill got off clean. A few months later, the plans were hacked anyway, again traced back to Dagenham.
A second factor is the recent rise in CO2 emissions over Silicon Valley. So what? So, Microsoft has opened up several robotics factories in that region, and there has been a larger than normal CO2 count for just the usual car making bots. There have also been numerous dissapearances, and sighthings of shiny men, armed with assault rifles, running around the nearby forests, each with a cackling geeky voice! This suggests Gatesy is making a personal army of robots. But for what purpose? Nobody knows, but I feel the picture is becoming clearer. Thirdly, a large coporation, LargeCorp, has been set up, and is now producing large quantities of large artillery pieces that fire large shells over large distances. Each emblazoned with the Windows sign. What could that mean!?
Another factor to throw into this melting point of fact and myth is the recent arrival of Microsoft on the console front. Already its XBox has a large following, but the XBox2 is already in development. Rumour has it Bill Gates has stolen the Riddlers information-sucking-out-of-brains invention off Batman Forever, and is placing it inside his XBox2.....this however is just rumour, but has terrifying connotations. Indeed.
In AD45, a Roman in Britain, set sail from the west coast, into the unknown. He came upon, after many months of restless, terrible journeying, an unknown coast. He landed, and moved onto the shore. He then stumbled upon a stone tablet, emblazoned with the Windows sign, and was puzzled. Suddenly the stone cracked, and a huge whole opened, and he fell into the centre of the earth. MMMWWWAAHAHHHAA! cried an oddly high-pitched voice.
(We know of this due to a remarkable, of course nameless, piece of hyper technology developed at the University of Koala, Eastern)
So, as you can see, is Bill Gates developing a mass army of killer lookalike robots, stealing battle plans, and that a Roman in fact discovered America first. And that possibly, Bill Gates really is from te underworld.
---------
Or not.
;)