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USA use PC components as mass weapons of destruction.
Reports are coming in that the United States has begun to attack Afghanistan in a new wave of raids.
Todays bombing of the Tora Bora mountains has seen mass casualties and widespread destruction as the US dropped a selection of PC hard drives from two B52 bombers.
Early reports say that there are in excess of 150 casualties as 2000 Western Digital hard drives rained from the skies destroying everything in their path.
Abdul Aqbar a local market trader spoke to Al jazeera news "it was just another monday morning when suddenly we heard a huge explosion, luckily nobody was killed... im so glad it wasnt the new 80 gig IBM that hit us"
James Geary a now captured US troop who was injured in the raids said "at the time this happened myself and 2 others were busy playing a Quake 3 LAN party against Bin Laden and his buddies... he had a ping of 74ms so we were getting pretty close to him until this happened"
Washington have admitted the attacks in Afghanistan but deny all reports that at the same time they blanket bombed Iraq with over 200 king size duvets.
*In no way is this intended to offend anyone who was affected by 9-11*
This was the best though.
USA use PC components as mass weapons of destruction.
Reports are coming in that the United States has begun to attack Afghanistan in a new wave of raids.
Todays bombing of the Tora Bora mountains has seen mass casualties and widespread destruction as the US dropped a selection of PC hard drives from two B52 bombers.
Early reports say that there are in excess of 150 casualties as 2000 Western Digital hard drives rained from the skies destroying everything in their path.
Abdul Aqbar a local market trader spoke to Al jazeera news "it was just another monday morning when suddenly we heard a huge explosion, luckily nobody was killed... im so glad it wasnt the new 80 gig IBM that hit us"
James Geary a now captured US troop who was injured in the raids said "at the time this happened myself and 2 others were busy playing a Quake 3 LAN party against Bin Laden and his buddies... he had a ping of 74ms so we were getting pretty close to him until this happened"
Washington have admitted the attacks in Afghanistan but deny all reports that at the same time they blanket bombed Iraq with over 200 king size duvets.
*In no way is this intended to offend anyone who was affected by 9-11*